*saves the videogame industry*

based

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*saves me money by paying for my game*
based

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What a lad, paying for our games. Pirate all you want boys, this one's on Tim.

is he dare i say it EBIN DOG

>Randy Pitchford gets new accusations of child molestation
>reddit panicking becase they want to shill the EGS but Randy's name is bad

>saves the dick and ball industry

BASED

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Its funny seeing pirates pretend they were ever going to buy any game

Remember to thank tim for the free games!

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I don't actually pirate, I just think it's funny that Tim unintentionally justifies piracy

Name good epic exclusive game.

>Y-you were never going to buy the game! NEVER!
The eternal cope of epictards never ceases to amuse me

Yet another Epic shill

He has such a deceitful, cunning yet unaware look to him.

Is it better than quantum break?

>Good epic exclusive
Bee simulator! I downloaded EGS just for that indie masterpiece!

Unreal Tournament 4

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I usually don't pirate unless I have legitimate complaints/issues against the legal way since torrenting usually never reaches the same speed as steam
But after getting my epic account hijacked 3 times I don't feel like giving epic my payment info
>inb4 hurr durr 2 factor authentication
If they can't protect my password, why would I trust them to protect my payment info at all.

Sure you were champ, why is it hard to just admit you steal cause you feel like it and not cause you are some corporate freedom fighter or other gay excuse

No

Reminder

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not at all. the story and world are syfy channel cheese.

>couls have finished ut4 or made jazz jackrabbit 3 for the ebin store
>instead are buying out at best mediocre games and lumping out retarded fortnite skins/dances

Looks like a fake article

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>Y-you were always going to pirate! You didnt suck chinese dick, that makes you a bad guy!
Kek whatever helps you sleep at night, underage faggot

>steam drone calling others underage
lol i played on pc before your favorite DRM service came out

So article was fake then

No

>underage starts larping as 'le epic original gamer!' with the same tired lines
Knew it

So post it

>n-n-no you are lying!!!!!!!!!
Cope valve redditor

>underage starts sperging out
Let me guess, dilate?
Come on, you stupid kids cant even pass pop tests, do you honestly expect to achieve something here?

It's right there in the image you faggot

This nigga looks like a down syndrome kid

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