Carmack visited Joe. WTF guys, he's back!

Carmack visited Joe. WTF guys, he's back!
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>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

Joe Rogan, 2015

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added to my watch list

Don't care unless he'll save Quake somehow.

Quake is gone buddy. SyncError made sure of that.

DOOM made a comeback, Quake IV will rock this genre too.
Or at least make it like The New Order.

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Carmack is a Zuckerbot that was once a competent programmer. Id Software fell apart under his guidance, and Id Tech is the worst engine known to man.

Romero, for all his pitfalls, went on to found Ion Storm.

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go back to fixing Daikatana you fucking hack.

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I'll update as I go along, but you can definitely skip the first 5 minutes, Carmack clearly only got permission to talk to Joe if he did some Oculus shilling.

Yes, Carmack, retell us the SlashWired articles you've read over the years between shareholder meetings.

I'm putting my bets on the entire interview being an oculus shill fest. Especially since Joe has talked about his VR headset a few times.

1:00 in already shilling oculus

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goddamn, he's shilling oculus hard

zuckerbot must have implanted a mind control chip

It's what he's spear heading right now.
Can you blame him?

>>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING
This has always been my favorite part of the pasta

24:00 in already havent heard oculus in 14 minutes

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>mfw 30 minutes in

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Literally who

Oculus shilling ends at 9 minutes where Joe then starts talking about Haptic feedback and John Carmack uses the opportunity to talk about Open Source code.

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What happened with Joe?

PLEASE BUY AN OCULUS

ITS TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN

"Hey John how does the 3d porn look on it?"

Joes not asking the right questions

He coded Dota chess and was original creator of 9gag.

Did I ever tell you about that time I got super into Quake 3? Man I played that shit EVERY SINGLE DAY. I even got a direct internet line installed, like the shit big companies get, just so I could play at the lowest ping. It was like an addiction bro, I was addicted

is youtube shitting the bed for anyone else

>literally had a republican on 5 episodes ago
>WHAT HAPPENED

Reminder Carmack is a literal sociopath who had a cat put down because it annoyed him.

Sounds based

haha what an autistic! Carmack is just like me!

deathmatch is dead

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This site has a lot of people viewing. Whenever focus is put on a single video, YouTube performance slows to a crawl.

literally who?

Firstly his ads were never like this and he hasn't done ads in years.

>Joe realizing that he's opened Pandoras Box whenever he asks a single question
Holy shit this is as good as I thought it would be. Like fucking down to a T.
>Joe: dude I love Quake!
>Carmack: *talks about QuakeC and source code that's completely foreign to Joe"
Joe: What's DOTA?

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I didn't think people actually wore these shirts

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HOLY SHIT THEY TALK DOTA

DOTARDS!!!

Well they're shirts for toddlers but thankfully Carmack can fit into their clothing

This guys freaks me out.
I know if he wasnt rich, he would have raided a school with a gun and killed everybody already.

who cares

Outside of Warren Spector's projects, Ion Storm was a complete disaster.

All this makes me want is a John Carmack hosted podcast so he's not stuck with the gorilla man

>implying John would do a shooting
He made homemade explosives when he was 10 to steal his schools mac. He can choke a man a foot taller than him out damn quick.
Your brain is too small for the genius of Killer Carmack

Hey hey now, Romero ate his hat and I really doubt that's him.

Mobile VR developer at Facebook.

Reminder Carmack is a literal sociopath who had his family cat Mitzi put to sleep because it annoyed him, which is the reason his parents don't talk to him anymore.

there's a reason doom was heavily scrutinized after columbine zoomie

Does Rogan mention hitting up id HQ when Quake 3 was in development?

>Id Software fell apart under his guidance
It's more like Id fell apart once Romero stopped actually working and left everything to Carmack. And I wouldn't really call Carmack a Zuckerbot. He's basically retired and just wants work on VR at whichever company is pushing it because he's been trying to make the Star Trek Holodeck real his entire life

>homemade explosives
Not explosives, but thermite. Which he used to melt a hole in a window to steal a Mac, and only got caught because a fat friend got stuck in the hole. To prevent further incidents his parents bought him his own Mac, which he then sold, bought another stolen Mac for cheaper, and pocketed the rest.

>Quake IV will rock this genre too
>Quake IV

Carmack would calculate it so there was one survivor left to repeat verbatim ingredients to an newly created incurable mass spread neurovirus to take out the rest of the world

>apart from making the best game of all time, the company was a complete disaster

Based. Cats and cat owners should be shot into the sun.

Something about being over the age of 18 to post on Yea Forums? that's him

is this more or less cringe than me wearing my comically-old beastie the daemon t-shirt around the house

>sociopath who had his family cat Mitzi put to sleep
He probably was fighting of Toxoplasmosis, luckily he was sane enough to take the right course of action, we almost lost one of the great ones boys.

games

I'd rather be a sociopath genius coder than an average Joe.

He's a lot more corporate sounding than I thought

I routinely deny the existence of sequels I don't like. Perchance user similarly partakes in the devil's mischief.

we're on quake vi stupid

Hi Hans Reiser. Big fan of your filesystem design before you wigged out on us.

>carmack outsmoked joe
wow, didn't see that coming

John Carmack has been teasing this interview since 2018

That's the shirt of a man who just grabs whatever's on the top of drawer that morning. One of his kids probably got it for him on father's day or something and it's just a part of his rotation. Like the stupid shit that Adam Sandler wears.

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Working in proximity of John Romero gives you a permanent bonus to saves against petrification.

Quake 4 wasn't that bad. Sometimes the atmosphere was quite gruesome which is nice. Also I really like the Doom 3 engine, later greatly utilized in Wolfenstein 2009.

yeah I myself am still holding out for a fourth Sonic the Hedgehog game, any year now

also eat a cock, Quake 4 was a great Quake II sequel, sure a Quake sequel would have been better but blame OG id autism for making the franchise encapsulate two wholly distinct universes after their release of the second entry in the series.

>smokes at all
what a fag

Hes allowed to do it because hes old as fuck

This. Cats owners are almost always massive cucks or lonely females with serious daddy issues. It takes a special kind of broken people to want a pet that treats them like a subordinate/food dispenser, pisses on everything they own and murders all local wildlife smaller than themselves for fun. Fuck cats. They are nothing but tools good for only one thing; killing rats.

I had no idea Carmack was such a g, holy shit!
Absolutely based.

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I did

he was right

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Not based.

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>Ae

Champions wasnt numbered, just like QuakeLive.

Thank fuck Joes sidekick wasn't on

You can't discount Romero's enthusiasm as a defining factor in shaping Id, but it wasn't really guidance. Id worked when everyone's goal aligned and it didn't need guidance it was doomed to become something else eventually once it grew beyond the founding members because neither of the John's were capable of providing guidance around people who weren't already in lock step with them. Romero proved that at Ion Storm and Carmack didn't do much better at Id, but was at least knew to keep the team small and his goals reasonable.

Jesus christ

dis is pretty good

People drop off pets at shelters literally all the time, all the time
And those are just the ones with enough consideration to not just abandon them in the wild
We're surrounded by psychopaths

Some people turn in animals when they lose their homes or an elderly owner passes away tbqh.

Other people are John Carmack: feline slayer.

Its been proven cats like humans, they aren't as shitty as you think they are
They have a big prey drive as they are pretty much wild animals still. Which is causing problems with so many people having cats. As for the pissing thing I've never had a cat that did that

I like cats because I'm lazy and they are pretty low maintenance pets. I don't have to walk it I just let it out and it has a wander (I don't live in the US before you say anything, there are no predators that will kill my cat) and when she gets back in she always wants to sit in my lap which I enjoy. She's been pretty useful too as the neighbours have rats living under their shed and she's got a few of them

Based Carmack shitting all over Overwatch

Does Rogan ever admit he's just a fucking moron? Is he at least conscious that he's just a platform for (sometimes) intelligent guests and that he adds nothing intelligent to any conversation besides MMA?

>Well, statistics are statistics, you can't dispute the facts. That's all I'm going to say about that
uh... is he gonna get away with this one?

Adam Conover needs to come back.

not really, he just said it was more accessible and he even mentions people are too nostalgic for old games, which he is wrong new games are shit, but he didnt shit all over overwatch

Yea, he's said multiple times that he's a dunce who invites people who interest him and lets them speak their peace. He tries to keep up enough to ask interesting questions, but he knows he's not picking it all up.

>Joe thinks the top earners from e-sports are all Quake at first
>"What's Dota?"
holy shit

Allowing shitters who suck to succeed is not a noble attribute. Catering to casuals is the death of games and contributing to focus group thinking.

>take a pet
>"wow can't take care of it anymore, too bothersome :^) better put it to death, totally ok btw, circumstances forced me"
How about you niggers stop keeping animals in slavery for your amusement to begin with?
If you've owned a pet, you're straight up just not a moral person

>I like animals so much they should all be dead.

>yeah dude back when i was REALLY addicted, i played like 2 hours a day

Yep, better dead than kept in captivity because you find it comfy to have a retarded inbred abomination licking your ass when you come home from work

shut the fuck up you retarded nigger

Start with yourself.

I'm listening to it now.

>no arguments
Sasuga

die you fucking worthless cunt

I don't agree he is a moron. He is actually a really good interviewer thanks to his open-mindedness and wide range of interests. Most guys his age aren't training martial arts, doing stand-up comedy, playing VR, smoking weed and drinking whiskey, shooting guns and going bow hunting. He might come across as a meathead here and there but saying he's a fucking moron is really stretching it.

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Hello fellow gamers! Look how great Oculus is. Please buy it thanks.

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If death is better than living in captivity, then it's time for you to improve your situation in life.

>all inbred abominations are better off dead

Put your money where your mouth is and kys.

Yeah i dropped it 5 minutes in. Joes podcasts are nothing but promotion nowadays.

Joe has always been a lefty. People just think he's right wing because he doesn't cry when he sees a gun and isn't afraid to fight competitively.

They call him right-wing as a shaming tactic, because he'll invite on guests that they don't like. The whole point is to force him to behave.

I'm in minute 46 and it hasn't stopped

Then you clearly haven't paid attention to Rogan. He's an idiot that yes-mans his guests because they're smarter than him.

>VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR and VR

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>that discussion about quantum tunneling

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WHY DOES HE SHILL FOR VR
GO BACK TO VIDEOGAMES

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god thats a nice crt

You're a fuckwit, kill yourself.

>yes mans his guests
so allowing the guest to come onto his show and talk about there points?
you mean a marketing method.
something to bring in viewers?
does it make you mad that his "job" is to sit around, smoke weed, and just talk to famous people while you talk shit about a guy who doesnt even know you?
stay salty soi sauce

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>why does he still shill for 3D GO BACK TO VIDEO GAMES

>I don't agree he is a moron.
he thinks the moon landing was faked

Because he's a washed up has-been who got rightfully given the boot after his DUDE MEGATEXTURES flopped.

He went back on that ages ago.

the fact that he ever believed it is evidence enough

He's a conspiracy nut.

You've completely missed the point of the JRE. It's supposed to be a chill podcast where he exchanges ideas and opinions with people he finds interesting, not a serious political debate where he needs to score points and come out as the winner of the argument. If he started acting like a stubborn cunt by forcing his superior big brain opinions on his guests the podcast would be utter shit and the only guests he'd get on the show would be people with the same exact ideas as him.

Take a shot every time he says “on there”

>he exchanges ideas
he has no ideas though

based

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That fucking monitor HNNNNNGGGGGG

quake 4 already happened.

so did anyone actually watch it and is there anything interesting in there or are we in for a few days of threads like this filled with literal anti-FB shills trying to make the guy look bad for some reason. don't get me wrong I hate FB at a gutteral level and think it's a tragedy that that's where Carmack ended up (especially post-Luckey), but come the fuck on guys

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No he isn't

50 minutes in and mostly talked about VR, its a bummer

he always manages to steer the convo back to VR like Rogan does with chimps

see
>the fact that he ever believed it is evidence enough
If you think about the massive amout of fuckery every single goverment is doing behind the scenes it's not that surprising some people think the moon landing is fake. Just read about Project MKUltra or the NSA or fucking russian sleeper agents. Goverments tend do some sneaky wild shit dude

>if you have done everything possible in the world VR is not that compelling but if you are poor and introverted it's great

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Rogan: why cant computer chips get smaller
Carmack: well because x y z.
Rogan: ok but why
Carmack: ...

>>brings it up at the start for literally 2 minutes
wat

yeah and joe rogan is still a moron

>moral person
*hilarity ensues*

and so is ur mom for not aborting your dumb ass when she had the chance

imagine being so intellectually deficit you look up to this guy and defend his honor on an anonymous imageboard

I was just going to listen to a few minutes and ended up finishing it. He goes over all the ferraris he used to supercharge and the years he spent in rocketry. Incredibly entertaining podcast and joe only speaks like 10-15 times. Carmack speaks in near perfect sentences, it's fucking incredible.

lol

Joe is trash, and I write off anyone who goes on his podcast. Hate me later, Reddit.

the word that you wanted was deficient
hth

Schaub be dope AF tho, lay off the hateorade forshure cheeto fingers.

Lose my number haters...

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>you will never start up a youtube podcast with your friends and then have almost anyone come on to talk to you in front of millions
feels bad man

You're supposed to be somewhat worth talking to first.

yes exactly, none of us here will ever have that. feels bad man

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>intellectually deficit
top kek

the JRE hating user who hates Joe "cuz he so dumb" outed himself as a brainlet himself.

oh the irony

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Gaming never needed him and at this point it never will

Oh for shurl, B.

/heem/ shoo shoo

do you just not understand english grammar or what

BASED AND SCHAUBPILLED!

>how many hours do you stare at a screen a day?
>so, *huge reply*

>deficit
>noun
the amount by which a sum of money falls short of the required amount.
the amount by which expenditures or liabilities exceed income or assets.
a lack or shortage; deficiency.
a disadvantage, impairment, or handicap:
The team's major deficit is its poor pitching.
a loss, as in the operation of a business.

>deficient
>adjective
lacking some element or characteristic; defective:
deficient in taste.
insufficient; inadequate:
deficient knowledge.
>noun
person who is deficient, especially one who is mentally defective (this is the one you're looking for, brainlet-kun)

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Does Joe even make money off of this or is this just a hobby for him? He never shills for ads.

>Finally has on a guest that isn't one of his failed comedian friends talking about smegma or whatever
>John Carmack going over the technical details of brilliant stuff in an entertaining manner
>Probably top 5 guest all time, wouldn't even be mad to say #1
>scroll down to Youtube comments and see a bunch of dudes that look like they have Salt Life stickers on their trucks saying stuff like "lol this dude prob on adderall"
>a bunch appear to be using their actual photos and real names

Why is the world this way, anons?

How many JRPGs has he worked on? Oh thats right, none. Fuck yourself I don't give a fuck about this old fag

He's said he makes 60k a show, that shit was in 2014 so he must make much more since the podcast is way bigger now.

Carmack has still a successful job. Meanwhile romero went full "my wife's son" tier and now works at a gas station

Maybe being a sociopath is a good thing.

Damn this guy is even cooler than I thought.

Romero is working on some shit game called Empire of Sin.

I love it when small brain people try to use big brain words. It always inevitably bites them in the ass.

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>Looking at YouTube comments
You brought this upon yourself.

>a bunch appear to be using their actual photos and real names
This has been the usual since the "failure" of google+ user. Why note it in your post?

joe was getting real patrician with some Quake talk a few months ago
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they have not yet learned to fear an international network

extremely based

>He never shills for ads.
he does like 10 mins in the beginning and end on podcast sites. There's none on youtube.

He's the only smart one because every other podcaster is a retard who intersperces 3 mins of advertising every 15 minutes and it's annoying as fuck

>Carmack is pro-AAA exploitation of devs
>HURR DURR JUST QUIT IF IT'S TOO MUCH WIMP
Well, fuck him.

he's the "work 80 hours a week because you love it" type. he simply can't relate to people wanting to do something other than work.

hahahaha fuck you fag. Go get a lower paying job if you don't want to work that hard. It's that fucking simple: you are not entitled to a high salary and QoL at low effort.

Joe Rogan is a retarded faggot raising his jew wife's black children.

he is a workaholic and 100% autismo
of course he can't relate to normies being "easily" exhausted

So basically a boomer

He's extremely autistic. Work is also his passtime so coding for him is the equivalent of playing video games for a living

>Joe Rogan is a retarded faggot raising his jew wife's black children.
say what now?

Goddamn, imagine being able to speak instantly and coherently on any technical question you are asked without wasting words or pausing to think. Then one day you find out James Franco will be playing you in Masters of Doom and its like really nigger wtf

damn joe is actually funny who would thunk
>training for dick
kek

He's always been a huge dork.
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>Id Tech is the worst engine known to man
bruh

no, most boomers worked 40 hours and complained about it frequently.

is there any nog more retarded than this specific one? I absolutely hate this nigga.

Boomers are the ones who got the reap 40 hour work weeks and fuck over the coming generations by turning it into 60-70 hour weeks for the same salary.

well idtech4 was

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this guy is retarded in a hilarious way though, not gonna lie

>not a single post about elk
smhtbhfams

Shut up faggot

>directed by David Fincher, written by Aaron Sorkin
I'm in

No Im saying that thats the things a boomer will tell kids

He hasn't asked Carmack if he wants to go hunt elk yet.

James Franco will be playing Carmack? What the fuck? Matt Damon would've been a better fit.

The new doom games are dogshit because he wasn't involved, carmack is inherently against gimmicky bullshit

Yeah? idtech 6 & 7 are one of the most optimized vulkan-implemented engines around.

>Yea bro just work 80 hours a week, what are you a pussy?
>Dont you just love working for this company? Family? Forget about them, work harder so I can go home early and do some blow on a hookers ass.

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He's a standup comedian you dink. Being funny is what made him famous in the first place.

Yeah, that was disappointing to hear.

Do the rest of the guys here know that you can love the man for what he's done in the past without having to defend every single thing he says now that he's old?

Lol no, his standup is shit. Being on fear factor is what made him famous.

idtech is a non-factor outside of zenimax now

Everybody in here is complaining about 80 hour work weeks, so I assume I'm the only person actually in the game industry that's went through a crunch week. In contrast, all of you must be teenagers/20somethings that spend their time here talking about video games with absolutely no desire to work in them (or anything else of creative value). I feel bad being on this board, and will now leave. Mods please permaban me after this post and goodbye.

Doing standup is what made him famous enough to get on Fear Factor in the first place you dink

>Everybody in here is complaining about 80 hour work weeks, so I assume I'm the only person actually in the game industry that's went through a crunch week. In contrast, all of you must be teenagers/20somethings that spend their time here talking about video games with absolutely no desire to work in them (or anything else of creative value). I feel bad being on this board, and will now leave. Mods please permaban me after this post and goodbye.

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Wow Carmack is an absolute corporate shill
Does he have any jewish blood?

and they weren't that way until Carmack left

being on newsradio is what made him famous, then he went on to do fear factor

literally just get a different job. I only work 45 hours a week and I don't want to work more. I also don't earn a huge salary.

Here you go, you've earned it. I can't stop myself from replying to your stupidity. Good work!

The Alex Jones version is way funnier

>dont you think it's hard to work in an industry that is infamous for overwork for no money
>uuuh pretty sure that doesn't happen lol I mean I haven't seen that lol
this dude is a douche.

I mean, he's a roboto autismo, and I do see his point that passion drives products that might not come out. I can see he's taking the best view of the issue, but the simple fact of the matter is that it's purely businessfags fucking over devs for their own bottomline with minimal gain for the devs.

It's just something shitty about his views that I don't like and I don't agree with him, but I'm not gonna go all Twitter and cancel him because of this issue.

>idtech 6 & 7 are one of the most optimized vulkan-implemented engines around.
not really, they are bloated on GPU side and honestly the games are such small scale and static they can get away with it

shut the fuck up bootlicker

>a week
So you're larping about being a gamedev in AAA. I've done crunch months at a start-up where I had a stake in the company and it's not ok to put regular employees through that. Most people don't get profit sharing or any benefit beyond maybe a day or two off once gold is locked in.

>no money
people that work in games make more than the median household income, unless you are some qa drone

>mfw nothing going on in my life and work is all there is but I'm anti-social, and work with people who won't shut up so work is also terrible

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>the neighborhood we were driving in had a lot of pavement apes, so my wife told me not to drive the Ferrari to judo class
Wow Carmack.

>deficit
>a disadvantage, impairment, or handicap:
are you all ESL or something? you've never heard this word being used before?

Romero made a shitty game and tanked his entire company.

Carmack made fucking space rockets.

people do way worse shit to their kids, like lock them in cages underneath their beds or take them to church.

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>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Kills me every fucking time

It's always amazing to hear Carmack just start going off on a topic that is incredibly technical and never pause, um or flub his words. Everything feels rehearsed and prepared. I'm surprised a robot like him has such good communication skills.

carmack burned millions of dollars on armadillo and didn't really accomplish anything
but in his defense rocketry is harder than not furiously spending eidos's money on lavish office space

>yea, if we put enough of these upcoming tanks on a Tesla we can make bunny-hopping cars
Jesus fuck, get Carmack a position at Tesla ASAP.

you've just been hit by an autistic soliloquy

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bros Carmack has been talking nonstop about his turbocharged cars for 20 straight minutes with no pause

That's just what smart people sound like. Big brain work fast. Big brain like computer.

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Carmack is absolutely spot-on about the modding community giving relevancy and longevity to games.

Wish more game developers thought like him.

Thats what he does. I love listening to him speak. Theres nobody like him.

That doesn't apply to modern AAA games which are so complex and detailed that creating any meaningful modifications to them is out of reach of an untrained person

which is why AAA games are fucking soulless trash.

It's beautiful

Having high production value doesn't make something soulless

imagine being this new, jesus christ

I didn't find his tech talk difficult and I'm not an engineer

modding has never been the arena for people without technical skills
the real reason that parasitic modding relationships aren't as widespread, besides publishers not wanting to risk being exposed to negative press, is that if you have the talent to make significant mods, then you are also better off jettisoning the base ip and making your own game to distribute digitally. the major outlier is people that donate thousands of hours to fix bethesda's shitty games tbqh.

I work in HR

That's bullshit and you know it.

>modding has never been the arena for people without technical skills
It has
Modders are home users who tinker with video games
Many video game developers get their start in games by modding
Modern video games are just too complex to mod, from an art perspective and usually a programming perspective too, you basically need to be a professional already to even try
Has nothing to do with bad press

>mfw Carmack finally takes a breath and I can ask another question

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not inherently, but in practice it ends up being this way. you have to spread the work load over so many different people arranged in such a disconnected hierarchy that there's no clear unified vision to the game / movie / other product with such extreme "production value".
the way to overcome this is to automate vast parts of it so we can go back to few people creating a high quality game.

It's completely true. Have you seen how easy it is to make maps for Doom or Quake? There is a simple map editing tool where you make shapes and slap on textures. For a modern FPS game you need a dedicated artist to model the entire level in a real 3D tool like Maya, "mapping" isn't a thing anymore

The best shows are the ones where Rogan let the guests do the most talking.

Like automation won't produce an even more soulless game

>Rogan attempting to understand how someone can be successful, unparalleled in their field, and completely apolitically motivated

>John talks for hour straight
>Joe says some dumb shit for 5 seconds
>Repeat

it wouldn't, "soul" in art originates from the vision of the human creator. if the automation succeeds in realizing that vision the result will be "soulful". obviously we don't have this kind of technology yet and on the way to it we will see many attempts that don't allow the vision to shine through and therefore are soulless. it'll continue to look like you were right for a long time, unfortunately.

>John very politely and explaining extensively that a robot dummy teaching you martial arts would be stupid
>Rogan keeps bringing up how cool a dummy would be

I don't work at all and I understood everything. It was mostly just typical video game tech talk like framerate, input latency, and typical cpu terms, like cpu, gpu, microchip foundries, die shrinks, and transistors.

Rogan is just there to give his guest a soapbox and lead the discussion. He's a charismatic, likeable guy, but he's not a hardnosed investigative journalist or anything. He's a dumb gym bro and even he admits that.

>obviously we don't have this kind of technology yet
Many games have procedural generation and the biggest complaint about them is they're boring and lack the appeal of a handcrafted map
You can make complex procedural generators to make more interesting levels but then you're putting as much work in as you would to do it manually
"soul" comes from the craftsmanship of human beings

Then he goes and talks about rocketry
Then he goes and talks about car mechanic and tune-ups

All at the same level of detail and still speaks clearly without stumbling on words.

>He's a charismatic, likeable guy
Maybe if you have a doubt digit IQ and smoke too much weed

In 20 years people will still be modding Doom, while everyone will forget that the latest AAA walking simulator even existed.

Someone's jelly. Look at it this way, someone with a double digit IQ like Joe is rich, successful, does what he wants, and makes money on the side talking to people from all walks of life. Surely you can do better, just b urself. :^)

Pretty much every game from this gen on every system and pc is forgettable. same with last gen. Why games were more memorable pre ps3/360 era?

Again I don't think he was too technical to not understand. I am not an expert on cars but I understand what he said. Putting a turbocharger in his Ferrari to give it more torque so it goes faster, it's not that big of a deal. I got distracted on the rocket stuff so I'd have to watch it again.

I'm not sure how you arrived at that conclusion, calling someone a dumbass doesn't mean I'm jealous

Lashing out with insults is a common symptom of being jelly.

I predict that people will even forget about Cyberpunk 2077 after a year.

His voice makes me want to die.

Perhaps, but I don't even know anything about him apart from him being a moron with a brain fried from drug use

yes but WHY? what made old games more memorable?

I watch every non music video on yt at x2 speed, and it sounds fine to me.

Selection bias, you only remember the good ones, there were plenty of old shit games

Soul

>Quake 4
Yes and I'm sure DOOM 3 will be excellent as well.

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This is me again, watching again, he just talks about the specs of the cars. 5 liter flat 12 in a testarossa, meaning the amount of liters of air the engine produces, and flat 12 is the cylinder count in a flat position, unusual from the typical v12 engines. Goes to 190 mph. That should be pretty easy if you are an actual man that should know a bit of cars.

Older games are made for gamers. Modern games made for adults require half the skill or brains of ye old vidya made for kids

I'm not talking about procedural generation although it might be a part of it. what if we had superior methods of input? think of how Elon Musk's neural net could change the way an artist creates assets for a video game. suddenly one artist could create way more in the same amount of time. anything that allows one person to get more work done in the same amount of time is how we fix video games. it's not a coincidence that all those great 90s games were made by a small staff and all the modern snoozefests are made by many dozens of people, often hundreds in fact. that's the key difference. the number of mouths to feed directly leads to the need to play it super-safe which results in a boring, generic "product". hell, "product" doesn't even cut it any more. every team hopes to establish a "franchise" with every project they start now.

>Carmack saying that humanity is destined to move beyond Earth
SIEG ZEON

Oh yeah its much better at faster speed. You can't hear the horrendous ending to every sentence.