Well here I am, Conker the king, king of all the land

I always baffled me how the plot of conker’s other bad day was actually finished before the game got cancelled

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At least you know.

I absolutely hate how the Xbox version replaces Conker's glass of milk with a metal goblet with no visible liquid. It completely destroys the Clockwork Orange aesthetic.
To be technical, it's a combination of Clockwork Orange's opening and the ending of Conan.
youtube.com/watch?v=qih55rWcsvM

What destroyed the reference the most is that Conker does not take a sip of the milk in the Xbox version

Guess we'll just have to make our own.

When I played it originally I didnt understand all of them (I read/saw A Clockwork Orange in highschool), but Id be surprised if someone didnt get them at this point

this game fucking sucks

You saw Clockwork Orange in high school?!
Did your teachers get fired for it?

It's absolutely bizarre how people whine about Conker supposedly being "dated" because of its references when many of its references are to movies that came out decades before the game.

to be fair, ACO is a pretty shit movie, complete cringe shit for edgy teens

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>heheh rape and violence for no reason, SO AWESOME

Fuck all the people that say that, CBFD is still a blast to play

It's not for no reason though. It's meant to show you the type of person Alex Delarge is. He's a psychopath who kills and rapes for fun. It's also meant to get us to hate his guts so that we end up questioning our morality after his treatment.
Don't forget, the film is also told from his perspective, so he delights in showing us his violent ways. Sure, an argument could be made that the violence gets gratuitous. Many people can't sit through at least three rape scenes in two-and-a-half hours.
But don't forget, it's a Kubrick film. He rarely films anything he doesn't think has a reason to be there.

And if you think we're supposed to think it's "awesome", you completely missed the point. Like I said, we're supposed to hate Alex. We're supposed to want him to be punished, so that when we question the morality of his eventual punishment, we end up questioning ourselves.

We had Philosophy in 10th grade, it was a weird class. He used to give us a lot of CDs (metal, classic and jazz playlists, movies, etc) as a gift at the end of the class.

absolute retard

Just because you don't understand a masterpiece doesn't mean you get to call others retards.
Maybe Avengers: Infinity War or The Hunger Games or 22 Jump Street would be more your speed.

>games that gave you a fetish

(Ewe)

Ive been playing it and id argue it didnt age well
Its still really good for an n64 game though

>the rape scene is based on an experience the author had were he got fucked up and his gf got raped by 4 young men back in the day, from where the idea for the book came in the first place
>people think its a "le edgy teen fantasy"
The film has its merits though, but I understand if you dont like it.

Seavor knows Microsoft would ruin it since Conker is like the opposite of politically correct.

How so? Conker is vulgar, sure, but I wouldn't call it politically incorrect.
I don't recall any racial stereotypes or anything like that. The most politically incorrect the game got was a few jokes that would be considered homophobic today.

There was supposed to be a kkk joke involving conker rescuing the pitchfork and the pitchfork saying (it was like one of them lynching you hear about) and then the camera focusing on the paint can and paintbrush wearing a kkk costume but it was cut due to nintendo censorship or something idk but it was cut

King Cucker

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