Why do people call Bernadetta a NEET? She’s literally in both education and training

I don't think she's a NEET, I just don't like nervous/shy/zero confidence girls.

amen brother
if only it worked like that

Its so god damn painful. Its even worse when a girl THINKS she likes a content easy going guy and just fucks up his life in the process.

I think she's pretty hot.
I'm sure there's a fiery spirit in her.
She leaves me with a burning feeling.

All the no confidence and shy girls either stay true to their nature and never attempt to go outside or just straight up use this persona for shits and giggles while being bitches on the inside.
Getting true hikikomori gf requires pure luck by being in the right place at the right time.

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>SHE'S JUST A TINY SHY GIRL PERFECT WAIFU SHE WOULD TOTALLY OPEN UP TO ME AND NOT CHEAT ON ME AND ENABLE MY SAVIOR COMPLEX
if you likes this girl or futaba or any other in the stereotype go hit the gym you fucking retard

The "no confidence shy girl" pretty much doesn't exist anymore unless they're fat or extremely ugly because of the internet. Even the most autistic socially inept girl can just step into any Discord, Twitch, MMO, you name it and she'll instantly get a massive ego boost.

no amount of gains can stop an ugly ass mother fucker from being ugly

>UWU I'M SUCH A SHY GIRL
>opens any social media to the greeting of her 23 orbiters

>SHE'S JUST A TINY SHY GIRL PERFECT WAIFU SHE WOULD TOTALLY OPEN UP TO ME AND NOT CHEAT ON ME AND ENABLE MY SAVIOR COMPLEX
That's awfully specific user, you wanna share something with us?

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aspergers is cute

This exactly.

Never understood the gym meme, that's only valid if you're a fat fuck. But it's not going to save the average person. The gym doesn't turn you beautiful neither increase your height or something. Also stopping eating shit with a low level of exercise is better than hitting the gym daily and eating crap all day.

Orbiters are the reason why we no longer have cute and shy girls.
They're dickless faggots that will constantly lick the dirt their interwebs goddess threads upon but don't have the balls to directly make a move.
Seriously, all orbiters deserve to be curbstomped.

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>The gym doesn't turn you beautiful neither increase your height or something.
the genetic lottery, to some extent is true. Relationships also boil down to some level of luck. Neither of these are an excuse to not work on your muscles though

Why is it so hard to find a girl that just wants to stay inside with the lights out all night and sleep all day?

smelly neet pussy is a state of mind

She has most of the familiar symptoms of being a NEET personality wise

I love NEET pussy.

Ironic weeaboos

> tfw this has happened with all of my ex's
> tfw can't even enjoy cute NEET girls in games because of the lingering trust issues
> tfw denied even the fantasy of a hikki gf

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nobody knows what they want everyone is just making shit up as they go how have you not learned this yet?

Because I know exactly what I want. I shut myself down all the time. I'll get an Idea of what I "want" and I just rationally tell myself why its not gonna work. Makes life super easy. I'm content as fuck. It makes all my coworkers mad when I genuinely say that I am happy with my life. They try to tear me down with "But you don't have this" or "you don't know how to do that" Just flows off me like water because half the shit they think is important means nothing in the long run and is just annoying to deal with.

>JUST WANT A GIRL THAT CAN THINK FOR HERSELF AND HAS A FUCKING HOBBY
>ALL ABSORBED INTO TRANSIENT CLIQUES
>NORMALFAG MEMES COME AND GO AND MAKES EVERYONE TALK LIKE A FUCKING RETARD
>LMAO TOUCH MY BUTT AND BUY ME PIZZAAAAA
>MY HOBBIES ARE NETFLIX AND WINE
the end of this planet will be the greatest thing ever done in this fucking universe

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Muscles don't really serve any purpose but aesthetics nowadays.

okay, retard.

> So what do you like?
> The Office... Friends... Parks and Rec... Oh, and Harry Potter!
I swear, they're all made in a fucking factory somewhere. It's the same list of shit every. Fucking. Time.

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>the office
I hate The Office so much much, its such absolute fucking garbage. All it is, is a proxy invite to the fucking mean-girls lunch table. Watch some one slip on a banana peel, look at camera, think "WHAT AN IDIOT, I'M NOT AN IDIOT LIKE THEM, I'M SMART LIKE JIM/PAM" I hate that garbage with my fucking soul

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I want to seduce Bernie into falling in love with me then tie her up, gag her mouth and stuff her in a closet with just a crack open and force her to watch me and Edelgard have hot, steamy, ball-slapping sex right in front of her

I want to ruin her emotionally even more so than she already is. I want her to go the rest of her life thinking its her fault I cucked her, that she isn't good enough for me. I want her to spiral even deeper into depression until all she ever thinks about is how worthless she is. After she's completely dependent on me, I want to ruin her body with my bastard children (since obviously we won't be married) and when she gets too old and ugly I'll force her to kill herself for me

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> Looking for the Jim to my Pam :)

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pretty based desu

I don't know what the couple is but that quirky guy in a relation with that goth-tier bitch girl one annoys the shit out of me. And it's like it's the new trend to be a couple like those two.
>I want a guy who will be funny, quirky, social, loved by every girls around but will stay loyal to me while I'm being a huge fucking bitch

Tinder's a cock carousel, what do you guys expect.
if you want to find an interesting girl, go to places that interest you, not an app for normalfags.

That's been a thing for a while, but yeah, I agree. I knew a girl who swore up and down she was JUST like that character and all she ever did was snark whenever anyone tried to say something. Why she was invited anywhere, I'm still not sure.

I'm doing Golden Deers and I want to recruit her but she just seems like a shittier Leonie looking at her bases. Is she worth it compared to the archers already in Golden Deers?

BASED

> ever using tinder
> ever using any online dating site or app
You might as well just be sitting there slamming your dick in a drawer.

>dating in current year
Do you want to be accused of rape?
Because thats how you get accused of rape.

>Tinder's a cock carousel, what do you guys expect.
>if you want to find an interesting girl, go to places that interest you, not an app for normalfags.
I'm fianced and happy, I was just pointing out that modern dating is hell and I'm glad I've been out of it for years now.

To anyone interested in a bit of advice, stay away from dating apps. It'll destroy your self-worth faster than a barrel of dynamite.

>ever going online at all
What are you, a cuck?

>Yea Forums incels using tinder for anything other than hookups
I say this unironically to everyone ITT: Have sex.

She's pretty piss unless you recruit her really early on, although that goes for a good amount of units.

What units would be helpful for Golden Deer? And who's the best choice to make the dancer other than Flayn? I already made Flayn my dancer in my Blue Lions run and I don't want to do it again.

I just saw her and dorothea's B support. It's cute. dorothea might be a thot but she's a good thot.

Reminder to give Bernie a happy life.

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neet is body type. not age

Only important thing is that she has a reason for being what she is.
It's a bit heavy handed in all her supports, but i like that she's not like that just because of muh quirks.

just because you aint using tinder doesn't mean the girls you're looking for aren't all on that shit or in the same mindset. The thing is, and it's not even some incel "wahhh all girls are sluts" mindset its that any moderately attractive girl just has guys THROWING themselves at her on every fucking social media. There is no requirement for them to get a real hobby or personality because every single dude will be trying to eat her shit at any god damn given moment that she will never even realize the concept of putting in self-effort. They've never known it because weaker men ruined it for everyone

This is what FE games were like before Treehouse got a hold of them.

Hot

why can't women just be men with bobs and vegana

It's a shame how inconsistent her characterization is. Some supports like Byleth, Ferdinand, Alois, and Seteth are pretty well done, most just feel kind of annoying.

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I've seen it happen.

Same, and then I woke up.

*burns you alive*

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My nigga
What games let me emotionally abuse cute girls?

dorothys was nice.

Are you playing lunatic? Otherwise the games usually easy enough that you can just choose units you like, Felix actually makes a pretty good dancer though, any character with high charm and some sword skills can make a worthy dancer,

but it still runs through your mind enough to warrant a conscious reaction apparently

Why don't people meme Marianne more about being a depressing girl like they do with Bernie?

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Fuck Batta just shut the fuck up

She doesn't spend all day locked up in her room.

because bernie doesn't kill herself after timeskip

Lunatic is out?

God her time skip hair cut is so ugly it almost comes full circle back to cute just from being so stupid and dorky

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dude suicidal werewolf lmao

Me too, then she made friends.

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No, but until it is the game is really easy.

buckleydetta

>Edelgard

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because literally nobody chose deer

You forgot anything capeshit related.

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Ironic NEETS are cancer
t. actual NEET for years

I want to cuddle with her fluffy hair and protect her.
But I also want to hear her scream as I plunge Dimitri's spear into her.
What is the name for this feeling?

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Have kids

What the fuck do modern females even DO?

>bags under the eyes

yo maybe I should get this game

>complaining about pleb filters

Reminds me of that mass effect salarian

Oh. Right.
> Tee hee! I'm such a nerd! I love eight out of the top ten highest grossing movies of all time because I'm so NERDY and DIFFERENT!

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She fulfilled her purpose
Bernie was made to be used, abused then dropped when she's no longer useful

Forget Bernie.

I want to HUG Jahy!

consume televised media and tweet about social issues

Sit in a dark room eating junk food, scrolling through social media while the Office plays on Netflix.

As it should be

Anything other than post on Yea Forums?

>no kids
>but will bear Caspar a whole football team

FUCK YOU, BERNIE

Sex with black men

Fuck their dogs

that's just you Marianne

Where does it say they didn't have kids?

Sit on their ass watching shitty tv
Source:I have 2 younger sisters

Bernie x Raph Is pretty cute.

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Deer is the second most chosen class.

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Marianne was Bernadetta but done better, prove me wrong

Yeah, that one is not bad as well. It's mostly the squealing in some supports that can feel over the top. I initially thought it was just the dub actress but the Japanese actually sounds worse, the English actress sounds less annoying I feel (which is saying something).

>Edelgard: "Professor, do you think all of these recently horrific events around the monastery are related?"
>Chose yes
>Support with Edelgard decreased

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My sides

They're two different takes on similar archtypes, TH does this a bit with students.

Which only proves what everyone already knew from the start because Jim and Pam are terrible people

My sister spends all of her time browsing Netflix and being a cunt on Twitter.

>Yea Forums - Film & Television

Because they're inside all night and asleep all day

Psychopathy

Ironic how all these people just saying the exact same shit everyone else said when they were 22 and lonely are shitting on women for not being as brilliant independent thinkers as themselves

the same reason people with 3 or 4 friends will say they have no friends.

oh man i'm only doing a little bit of activity compared to normal, total neet!

>when they were 22

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sit on discord gathering betas, occasionally playing their games, posting tits

I've never seen a real female on any discord server

There's a difference between thinking you deserve a brilliant, independent super model gf and wanting a girl who's not a hideous troll with a bitchy attitude that parrots what she reads on social media

>this thread

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You're lucky you've never seen them tear through like a fucking tornado made of pure drama and hormones and leave nothing but bitterness and jealousy in their wake

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I wish

I want to hug Bernie

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Because ironic weebs and normalfags don't know the meaning of the word and just throw it out because I'm such a nerd XD
Same goes with the niggers throwing out the words waifu and loli all willy nilly. Nothing but ironic weebs and normalfags, thinking of them as anything other that faggots is a mistake.

i deleted my account because people fell for their bullshit. if we're talking about not real females though, they are usually even worse.

Yea shes hikki tho

Don't we all.

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God I wish I had a Bernie gf

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this

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I want to put her in some footie jammies, feed her some tendies, and let her write her little stories all day. I want to be her tugboat.

slut who exposes her legs and thighs

>ywn cuddle with her and watch movies together at night

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I want to ruffle her hair and pat her head.

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>every character needs some formative story to describe how a persona matured into it
I understand why you want this but it's not all that realistic. Plenty of people are weird just by nature. Expecting a triumphant origin for every hero and a traumatic past for every coward is tard shit.

Any archer to replace Ignatz. Other than that literally everyone at Golden Deer is basically alright if they don't get unlucky.
Well Ignatz can get crits, but he'll most likely need strength boosters

is it a good idea to make him a thief?

It actually is a good idea to make him an assassin to focus on what he's good at while giving him most of the strength boosters and giving like one or two to Leonie or Raphael because they double.

one second review, theif has 20 hp growth compared to archer's 5 so it'll make him slightly less likely to die. Plus Archer, not sniper, gives no attack at all so it actually is better unless you think he needs 5 more luck growth than 10 speed
Hell mastering archer gives him his own passive so he might as well just become a thief

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Edelgard is trying to say she's not connected to the Slitherers. Even though she is

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It's obvious that it's all related though. Why does she get mad at you for not being retarded?

Because she's trying to insist that she's not connected to the slitherers

>Edelgard
more like EDGELORD lol

how patronizing of a way to express your desire to enable her

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>Edelgard
Can you actually fuck her?

Of course you can. She's clearly the intended love interest

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>ywn set fire to all the normies with Bernie
At the end of the game you get a slide for each paired set of characters telling you that they boned. That's it, I don't know why people obsess over something that is such a small part of the game.

Nice. I'm buying this game.

Literally unmarriageable

Yes, if you’re comfortable declaring war against a few nations to do it

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Yeah how dare autistic girls think they deserve love?

I want that fucking hoodie

I'm getting pretty close to the time skip but I haven't recruited any of the faculty characters. Should I do it now, or are they still around after the time skip?

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WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING BORING

You can do it right now, Manuela, Hannerman, Shamir and Alois join you if you ask them to after hitting level 15, Cyril and Catherine won't join you until chapter 12 unless you support Edelgard.

Because she is way too boring.

>Cyril and Catherine won't join you until chapter 12 unless you support Edelgard
What? I recruited both of them at like chapter 6, Catherine is broken for how early you get her, her growths are solid too so she can even be used for the entire game and do well.

She was forced to go to the school against her will though.

Catherine was a fucking nuke for me early game. Honestly I'd almost recommend not using her, this game is so piss easy already

I really don't get what they were thinking allowing both her and Shamir to join you so early, both should have been post timeskip units you get as a reward for doing enough sidequests or such.

For how mushy she gets in her route I was honestly disappointed by her S-tank. I expected her to drop all regal pretense and melt like putty in my arms damn it and she’s all composed and shit

Because they dont like the real thing surprise surprise

Catherine is kinda fair compared to Ryoma which was just one game ago, and Shamir is really the only decent archer in the game unless you get lucky with strength level ups or include Claude. Shamir is slower than the other archers though.
Catherine is still stupid though, and should had a specific chapter before recruiting

stop following me

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shes a hikki not a neet, but normies cant tell the difference

Retards don't know the difference between NEET and hiki.
Based Kiriposter.

Shamir doesn't have bad str growths stop parroting shit you read somewhere, she is 100% the best default archer with some of the most ridiculous str and dex growth, theres not much else you need once you promote her to bowknight and canto to safety

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>Shamir doesn't have bad str growths
That's not what I meant, I meant Bernie, Ashe and Ignatz have bad strength growths with their pitiful 35

Cause Bernie is cute and funny unironically you filthy pedos Marianne is just fucking depressing, she even fucking anheroes after the timeskip if you don't recruit her