HOLY FUCK WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

Most truthful and least cucked by israel too

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>Second Amendment revised
>Every American has the duty to have skyrim streamed directly into their eyelids while they sleep

>look this up
>it's real

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>he doesn't remember when California glitched and disappeared from the map
Best 2 months of the year desu

You see that Middle Eastern country? You can make peace with it.

Well there would be peace if American's didn't fuck with them first

ALMOST HEAVEN

>American's

Lol retard

to be fair it was Britain and France first
if their colonization of the middle east after ww1 wasn't so retarded and arbitrary, the area would be a lot more stable

>Oh no I made a typo that invalidates everything!
just fucking kill yourself

Cope

America only really started supporting Israel because the Soviets were in bed with the Middle East.

lmao what a gay

>being this mad

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I think I'd honestly vote for Gabe if he ran.

>Todd allows for the "community" to mod the Declaration of Independence.

USA DLC

Not
>Alaska and Hawaii DLC

You had one job

>gabe
Fuck no
He's fat which only happens to the weak willed
Todd may be a liar, but so is gabe and all politicians.

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>Not setting the main story in Hawaii and Alaska and selling every other state as dlc

You retarded or something?

epic based!

We Liberty Prime now.

Seething

Clownworld

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Thank god. DumF(Short for dumb fuck) is finally gone.

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>'oh yeah, without a government, who would build the country roads?'
Post more kino presidential debate moments

Cosmic Brain: Greenland DLC

Shut up milkdrinker

Imagine the day where Todd's being accused of rape

Modded Skyrim?

>whites call out asians on eating dogs
>asians can only respond with muh milk

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...it's a Skyrim joke you absolute retard

That day is today, I'm accusing him now.

Is Bethesda publicly shared?

but what's his tax policy?

All right, if he did raped you answer me this:
How tall is Todd?

>todd makes a executive order that everybody should t pose and fall through the floor at least once every 10 minutes

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LET'S PARTY

Todd is just too powerful

>because of the sanctions israel placed on us, the next skyrim game will be genociding and raping the thalmor
How did he get away with this ?

No.
They made a deal with a private equity firm around the time of Morrowind.
They have a voting seat on the board.
There are no other outside shareholders.

>redguards make up the majority of violent bandits

>Todd Howard
Let's at least elect those fuckers that make the cities skyline games they seem to know what their are doing

Today President Howard has signed the bill changing the National Anthem to Dragonborn ,the theme from Skyrim, into law.

>Every American must contribute 10% of their income to purchasing copies of Skyrim.
>Homes and storage spaces filled with Skyrim disks
>100 years into the future
>Nations of the world collapsed from nuclear war
>People use Skyrim as currency

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Todd Howard is the lead director at Bethesda, a video game studio, you pedantic retard.

Physically impossible due to minimum height requirements.

>replaces the DOW with a guy wearing a screen on his head

>entire cabinet is nords and imperials

it'll be 4 skyrim fer som rat soup missy

>he's just like us

But he makes sure to give people enough freedom so that they can mod the country into something usable.

About fucking time.
What he promised sounded crazy, but Todd has always said the truth.

He's unironically better than any candidate during 2016 election.
Not even joking.

if you were told that either todd howard or trump would be president 10 years ago, who would you have guessed it would be?

note that if you were born in 2000 or something then no need to reply

What about Tulsi?
She's kinda crazy, but hot.

>todd replaced michael's mech with a brotherhood suit
What has he got against that man?

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>amerimutt politics

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I meant Todd would be better at ruling the country, not ruining it.

Letting something rule you because you find it hot is one of the most pathetic forms of cuckoldry possible.

She was hot before running for president.
The crazy part was made public later.

Doesn't matter, she'd be shit even if she wasn't crazy.

Watching Yea Forums try to talk about politics is a fucking embarrassment.

my color good
your color bad

Crazy Bob was rambling at the campfire about people in the before times using currency to purchase Skyrims. I fear his mental state continues to worsen.

>bunch of retarded neets who spend all day playing childrens games
hmmm i wonder why

>libertarian faction uses Fallout 4s instead because they are harder to copy

based china

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>tfw polack
Amerimutts don't know how good do they have
It can always be worse

At least I'm not a ruskie, those are even more fucked

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oh boy, sure can't wait for US world actually downgrading in every way thinkable.
fuck Todd.

I'd unironically vote for him, his leadership skills are proven and the games he makes basically are entire virtual countries.

Why are you so salty, Sawyer?

Well shit, New Vegas is gonna be banned.

You want to try that again but in English?

Sure, here's a new sentence for you:
Suck my dick, idiot.