Times you acted like The Joker in vidya

>see chest
>don't open it and continue my way

>reach the savepoint before heading through the boss door
>skip the savepoint and proceed through door anyways

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>options are "save and continue" and "save and quit"
>select "continue"
>quit away

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>Buy party hat
>Trash party hat
Nobody can stop me

>press any button to start
>press on my belly button for 3 minutes
>games starts
thank you

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Why do people make this shit?

Joker film is a psyop being made to encourage multiple mass shootings on the same day and be the final nail in the coffin for gun control

Despite less than stellar critical reception, DC films still make a decent amount of money.

I don't have a good photo of my character (uninstalled waiting for Iceborne), but I'd dress up like the Joker in MHW and put bounce bombs and barrel bombs everywhere while playing with randos.

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That's what happened in your head fuck nut, the reality was that you were completely eviscerated and de-balled to the point where you threatened suicide.

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>press any button to start
>put controller down
>rape dog

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t. adam

>enter joker thread
>i've never actually acted like the joker
>mfw

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>FINISH HIM
>jerk him off

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>"Before playing, read the health and safety precautions booklet for important information about your health and safety"
>Never even touched the booklet

AND I'M WATCHING ALL THE STARS BURN OUT
TRYING TO PRETEND THAT I CARE

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>join left 4 dead 2 server thats on the sacrifice campaign
>the moment i join, my "teammates" try kicking me and its very successful
>i come back, i vote for the expert difficulty and these retards all actually pressed f1
>grab the auto shotgun, shoot every one of them
>they planned on trying to vote kick me, but the moment they were going to do a vote, i started a vote on one of their buddies and they all accidently pressed f1 at the same time
>hes fucking KICKED
>i grab a gas can, throw it at the one guy and then i blow it up and it burns him alive
>i start torturing one by pressing e on him to revive him, but then when its nearly finished i let go of e and it drops him onto the ground
>i then actually revive him and he starts putting up a pathetic fight while trying to revive his buddy but then i blow him back onto the ground
>they give up and leave
>i am now alone in their dead server

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ebin thread dude upvoted

user, you've created a paradox what the fuck.

>implying you wouldn't lose anyway for having a woman on your team

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>game asks "are you ready to take on this big adventure!?"
>select no
ONLY WANT TO SEE YOU LAUGHING IN THE PURPLE RAIN

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FUCK YOU, VERONICA! STOP TRYING TO PULL ME AWAY FROM MY FURRY ANAL VORE! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT TRUE ART IS!

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i don't understand

This is true joker behavior you guys are all posers

>hire pawn, dismiss repeatedly
>dump junk materials and items on it this way
>finally hire it one last time
>brine

SOMETHINGS GETTING IN THE WAY

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>bannerlord thread died for this

>Team wins game of counter-strike
>call my team niggers

>buy shitty game
>on purpose

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>Buy game with mostly negative reviews
>Leave a positive one calling out everyone else brainlets who didn’t get the “special message” the game has
I WANT TO GET OFF THIS PLANET

Jesus, Joker.

>Are you a boy or a girl
>select girl even thoug I'm a man
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL, MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

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>cut the sides of my mouth
>killed batman's parents
the end

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>Play H-game
>Cheerful and innocent girl approaches me
>Rape her on the spot

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based
cope

>game says to adjust the slider until the logo is barely visible
>adjust the brightness on my TV instead
IT'S BEEN ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME

>Play FE Three Houses
>Pick Black Eagles
>Agree with Edelgard's motivation and see no fault in wanting to reunite Foldland
I CAN'T ESCAPE THIS HELL

your supposed to do this

why do you think this

interesting if true

>Game has an obvious trap that's very easy to avoid
>Trigger it anyway
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>an update is required
>play game anyways
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

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Joker is supposed to be twenty-thirty years older than Batman? C'mon.

>This game is protected by Anti-Cheat
>Use cheats.
Don't you know that you're toxicccccc

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>Divinity 2 campaign with some friends on hard mode
>round 9 with midgame boss we've been struggling with
>we're actually going to win this time, all bunched together taking turns wailing on him
>its my turn
>we're all super low health
>cast poison
>blow up poison
>everyone dies but me
>everyone screaming bloody murder
>boss taps me on the shoulder and kills me
>mfw they refuse to play with me now

To this day I still don't know why I did it.

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whats this

>game has clothing customization
>wear the default outfit/colors the entire game anyways
WHAT A LOVELY PLACE, WHAT A LOVELY FACE

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Then you'd have to do it different for every game.

>Plays Minecraft
>Crafts with Spheres and Cones

you don't?

You seem unsure.

I use the in-game slider. more convenient than grabbing the remote and changing brightness each time.

>Game allows you to upgrade everything to make it easier as it progresses in difficulty
>finish the game with the starting equipment
DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME YOU ARE ALREADY THE VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD

that shit is usually inaccurate if you have VA or IPS panel anyways, end up setting it way too dark. Its general best on default or like 1 notch down

>persisted in the doomed world I created.

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>game tells me to go to sleep
>I do

don't even want to play video games anymore anyway

ahh yes the obligitory
>im about to get kicked so im taking one of you fucks down
everytime

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ye

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>splatoon 2
>wear opening gambit which powers you up for the first 30 seconds of the match
>stay in spawn for 30 seconds
SOMEBODY STOP ME

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>Joker thread

Cringe

Do it again.

Oh that's fucking rad.
I'm babby tier compared to you.

thanks doc

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>pirate game i already own
GIVE ME FUEL
GIVE ME FIRE
GIVE ME DABAJABOJAH

>poser

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>"Try not to cum!"
>don't even edge once

>Buy item from shopkeeper
>Pickpocket shopkeeeper
>Put item back into shopkeeper's inventory

>start watching a twitch stream with 0 views
>streamer says "Hey dude!"
>leave

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At least it's vidya.

t. tranny

I'm looking forward to the Joker movie

>game has hundreds of clothing options
>run around naked
AND I'M FREE
FREE FALLIN'

dude that is so fucking cool

Unironically this. Watch out for the MKULTRA'd "clowncels" courtesy of the US govt

>buy thing
>don't use thing
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>enjoy game
>refund it
DIRTY DEEDS
DONE DIRT CHEAP

Except when it comes with an add-on bonus for buying them together.

>Saving. Please don't turn off the system.
>Want to corrupt my save.
>Decide not to turn off the system anyway.
kinda like a cloud I was up way up in the sky and I was feeling some feelings you wouldn't believe

>playing WoW classic
>cut line
>people tell me not to cut line
>sit in line right behind them
>steal their mob kill and run away
UPTOWN GIRL
SHE'S BEEN LIVING IN AN UPTOWN WORLD

>
>
WHY DO THEY ONLY SEND THE POOR

>dad buys me a new pc
>run magnets over it
STANDING

>buy POSTAL 2
>don't kill a single person
I'M JUST A GIGOLLO

>play classic WoW
>Say BFA is better
I'LL BE JUST FINE
PRETENDING I'M NOT

This is like sucking a cock in order to prove that women are bad at sucking cock

>play new vegas
>go yes man
HOW MUCH MUST I LIVE THROUGH JUST TO GET AWAY

>Playing Dragon Quest
>Don't do any quests with dragons in them
HEY NINETEEN

>play smash bros
>don't play any origin games of characters i like playing
I'M JUST A NORMAL BOY THAT SUNK WHEN I FELL OVERBOARD

Based interfetterer

youtube.com/watch?v=mML2fPec7xU

I can't fucking wait for this kino.

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>small child asks me to find cat
>ignore quest forever, child and cat are forever separated

JOCKER

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>be mod in tf2 server
>rules says no furry shit
>disguise myself as new play while all the other mods offline
>get server talking about furry shit
>20~ regulars all talking about flurry shit
>screen cap everything and mass ban everyone
>change name back
>push cart
>win

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Based.

Not in a game but one time I installed windows vista on a windows 7 machine

>someone asks for help for a game issue
>post and say "buy the game next time"
>know that it's a common issue

TELEVISION RULES THE NATION

>game uses an autosave feature
>alt f4 when I see the autosave symbol pop up
OH LORD, STUCK IN LODI AGAIN

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>join online game
>find a friendly talkative gamer and help him out in game
>become good friends as the game progresses and offer to add him to friends list
>suddenly call him a filthy n-word, block him and disconnect before the round ends
BRING ME TO LIFE

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Cool the movie looks pretty good. Hopefully the last memory I'll have is, "That was a good time."

I hope this is true because it is pretty based

>play monster hunter
>trip every teammate with the LS

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ugh mods that would bait out bans are the death of small servers

Way to out yourself, newfag. "Times you acted like The Joker" threads have been a staple on Yea Forums long before the Joker movie was even announced.

As such a venerable oldfag you should realize that have you accidentally come to the wrong board.

I mean... Who'l drive better, a man that's driven a car his whole life, or a girl that's barely sat in one?

>join online game server
>"Rules: Be Respectful to Other Players"
>immediately disrespect them
SOMEBODY STOP ME

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That's the origin of these threads though. People are allowed to post on more than one board.

Filthy cross-boarder.

>playing jailbreak in TF2 on the one and only JB server in my region
>there's a donor with mod powers (except banning) who's a fucking Roblox playing, Minecraft meme spouting, power tripping girl who sounds like a young disgusting landwhale
>unleash my recently acquired and finely crafted shitposting skills on the text chat, insulting everyone and pretending to be retarded with non-sequiturs which are especially effective on her, to the point where she has to votegag me which fails sometimes
>reaches a point where she begins to refer me as a machist once I start pointing how women shouldn't be given power with the proof being how she's single handedly ruining the server and says sarcastically "I bet women are only good for making food for you, right"
>say she's wrong because all top chefs are men and women aren't even good for that
>soon enough some other cunt donor joins in and they votegag me

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>buy a game
>instead of playing it and having something to discuss I make a "what should I expect?" thread
>thread dies after 10 posts because there's nothing to talk about.
Keep spoon feeding me you fucks.

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Playing games and making video game threads on Yea Forums.

>playing game for first time
>skip all the cutscenes and tutorials
>complain that I have no idea what's going on

AAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>could be texting a girl who kinda likes me
>stay home and make a detailed text document on my computer of the entire Donkey Kong timeline including time travel, alternate dimensions, and the cartoons and German Club Nintendo comics

IMMA DO IT DO IT, LIKE I WANNA DO IT

Can you stop fucking muddling the field of what actual psyops are you loon

kek

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i remember not healing this genji who was like burning up in flames in ow once when me and my friend were doing pharmercy and he just died or was far away. it was ez to heal him but i just completely ignored and let him die even though he kept running in front of me

does that count?

>mercy
no it doesn't count, tranny

based

haha ironic fucking tranny

Cope

what the fuck is wrong with you

>Enter Joker Thread
>Forgot what I was going to post
>Post anyway
THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME

>Yea Forums recommends me a game
>play and love the game
>go back to Yea Forums and make a thread saying it's shit and I should never have listened to Yea Forums

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

alright buddy-o, ya better hand over that document and no one gets hurt

legitimately curious

based but not funny

>Enter joker thread
>Invent a ridiculous situation just for fun
>Insert lyrics to some song that might fit the thing
STANDING HERE I REALIZE

>game mode -ap
>type -ar before start
ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY

>Play GTA
>Obey traffic laws
OP OP OP OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE

>download Chinese VPN
>play some lame Chinese MMORPG with lots of kids online
>type in chat "TIANANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE JUNE 4th 1989" in Chinese
>whole server gets disconnected
>tfw they all got sent to work camps

Would this actually happen?

You guys remember that one time the Joker shot bat girl and mader her a cripple. I dont recall what happened exactly did he rape her for real or did he just take lewd pics to mindbreak Officer Gordon? I think it would be really funny if it was the former of the two, haha. Also does anyone have the panels/pages im thinking about, that would be great haha.

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>Yes
>Sarcastic Yes
>No
>More Info
>
>Cancel conversation

CHA LA HEAD CHA LA

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Let's be real, the Chinese control all connections, even VPNs. And I'm very sure they have word filters, they won't get any messages that contain shit like winnie the pooh and Tiananmen square

>say gg well played team
>report them all afterwards

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>Buy 2080ti
>exclusively play cookie-clicker
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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>Press Space to jump.
>open settings
>rebind jump to X
A GA MAEBAAAAAAAAAAA

>play murder on gmod
>get selected as murderer
>peacefully leave

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I think the implication is that Joker started a cult/movement that will outlive him, it's entirely possible the Joker adult Bruce ends up fighting is just a copycat/fan of the original Joker.

Arin is that you?

>Play GMOD Prison RP
>British server full of horseteeth dickheads
>Little kid and admin sucking eachother off in-character
>Every other autist converges on their position for some admin clout
>Everyone is talking over eachother so impossible to hear
>Scream as loud as I can "DID YOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A NIGGER?" and stab the original little shitty kid to death.
>Admin physguns me
>Rant in mic like "YOU FUCKING HEARD HIM SAY IT OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS YOU FUCKING HEARD HIM SAY THE N WORD"
>Admins says I must've been mistaken but I get no punishment

We're all the joker, bros. We're all the joker.

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Like many things in The Killing Joke, whether or not he raped Barbara is purposefully left vague and to your interpretation. TKJ was supposed to be a one-off non-canon side-story that was retroactively fitted into canon. In canon, post-TKJ, Barbara never says anything or acts like she was raped, so she probably wasn't, but in the original, standalone story it's up to you to decide.

>play dota 2
>russian teammate yelling some random tryhard shit
>I'm playing wisp
>teleport him into trees in enemy base and teleport back by myself every chance I get
>make stupid loud noises over mic every time teleport is channeling

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>playing game
>accuse someone of being AFK
>they kick him
>I go AFK
HERE COMES JOHNNY SINGIN' OLDIES' GOLDIES'

shut the fuck up furry

>OP wants me to post times i've acted like the joker
>don't

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> roll nano-technician in Anarchy Online
> Put all my points into martial arts
> Never use a nano in my entire life

>play mario maker 2
>end of level is designed in such a way that second last obstacle is just an on/off switch wall after a long jump
>there's an on/off switch after that jump too to trigger some blocks and get to top of the flagpole
>be the first to make the jump
>spend the rest of the timer just waiting at the on/off block putting the wall back up every time someone tries to go for the jump
>music speeds up
>the other three players start working together
>they finally make it
>run straight to the flag and still win anyway
IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTON EYE JOE

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100% based
please proceed to the nearest dilation station

Brutal Fucking brutal

SUCK HIS DICK OOOOOFF

why is this joker meme so funny

>and give half-assed apology
lmao pussy

>minecraft anarchy server
>grind for sand and gunpowder near someone else's base
>walk around with TNT in hand near his base
>make sure he can see me this whole time
>while he's offline make a trail of TNT leading from my base to his base's general area
>he comes online
>light it up
>TNT is just far enough away that his base is completely unaffected while mine is utterly obliterated
>leave server and never go back on
Who else here /devilish/?

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Some Wile E Coyote kinda shit

In spite of making 13% of server kicks, ...

>script
fukken link it bruh

BASADO

>Please inform the yarl of the dragon sighting at once.
>Leave town.
>Wander off to do sidequests.

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not vidya, but still pretty hilarious
>be handed the sequel to the biggest franchise ever
>instead of pandering to the built-in fanbase, I shit all over their ideology and subvert expectations by doing the opposite of something clever
>people come at me and complain on the twatter
>just shit on them like the dicks that they are
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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This actually works for some switch games like Smash with the home button but it takes you to the home menu just as you see the next screen load

>Play erotic game
>Only pic non erotic options and avoid intercourse at every oportunity.

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is that Joker in minecraft? how do i unlock him?

>Delphine asked me to kill Parthunaax
>Kill him without doubting a single moment
Don't you see? you and me aren't that different it's just that I accept what I'm

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naked is always the better option in saints row though

>love every second of a game
>call it shit and give it poor reviews

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oh fuck he's good

>Play chinese mobile game
>Post the Tiananmen Square Massacre pasta in the global chat
HERE COMES THE GUNMAN YOU KNOW THAT VENGEANCE IS MY NAME

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can the chinese government go after you if you use a VPN or something? that sounds based

>I'm not using a VPN but instead my private phone that is linked to my real name, adress and personal identity number
I NEED A WITNESS TO MY LIFE IT WASN'T THIS WAY ALL THE TIME

that's the right choice but so is murdering delphine after

3B3F9-Z7G9E-2LP5Q

Joker you have gone too far this time

>join GTA heist
>get close to the end
>hold grenade
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIN

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>Professional reviewer
>Skip all the cutscenes
>Give it 3/10 saying it was too short and the story didn't make sense

DON'T GO CHASING WATERFALLS

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It's just a meme. A chink proved it in a thread a month or so ago

Out of everything, this one.

>Play TF2
>Cry half the match that Pyro is OP as fuck and can literally counter every class in the game
>Everyone tells me to stfu and that I am wrong
>Switch to pyro, instantly dominate entire game and do a comeback win singlehandedly

I CAN HEAR THE VOICE BUT I DON'T WANNA LISTEN STRAP ME DOWN AND TELL ME I'LL BE ALRIGHT!

nice

>play guitar hero on pc
>use an xbox controller
LOOK ME IN MY BRAND NEW EYEEEEEEEEEE

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God I wish that were me

extremely fucking based

Cheers for Agony

holy based

>get rejected by society
>adopt violent extremist beliefs
HONKA HONKA

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>Press any button to start
>Press my bellybuton
>Game starts

a half-assed apology is still you bending over to authority. You're more a sheep in wolves clothing.

RISE UP BROTHER

>shit on tranny
>authority arives
>say sorry and continue to shit on tranny
>still not banned from the server so he can shit on the tranny
sounds good to me

>Capeshit

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Doesn't matter, still a sheep.

how will he be able to shit on the tranny if he's not in the server?

>jump on to the computer
>it breaks and smashes under my feet
I'M WAKING UP, TO ASH AND DUST...

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>Meet friendly NPC
>Kill him
I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT

You know the rules.

>Go to massive Halo 4 midnight release that has Redbull sponsors. First in line.
>Given 2 free 4 packs and audience with Redbull Girls / cameras when I walk out.
>Reveal a copy of the same day released DBZ Budokai HD Collection instead.
>mfw

RUNAWAY TRAIN NEVER GOIN BACK

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>start as last in mario kart
>get blue shell
>become first
>use blue shell
IT AIN'T ME, IT AIN'T ME

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it's from the upcoming Todd Phillips kinographié "Joker"

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>play old game
>enjoy it
>make a thread saying that it needs QoL functions from AAA games to be playable
OOOOOOOHHHHHH
I MISS THE MISERY

>Playing Bully
>Give girl flowers
>Make out with her
>Beat the shit out of her
>Take picture of her crying on the floor
>Run away

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I remember going into gears of war lobbies when it first came out in 2006, and pretending to bang a made up chick over the mic using porn sounds, and everyone would believe me and stop playing. I was literally 12 years old lol.

>Convince friend to play a round of multiplayer X-COM
>Start telling him about unmarked helicopters and Ayys
>"Ha Ha, user, nice to see you're in-character"
>Continue rambling, this time getting serious and sending actual leaked documents confirming the existence of UFOs and Aliens
>"Ha ha, very funny user, you should be a comedian."
>Block my friend and call him a Disinfo Agent
UNMARKED HELICOPTERS HOVERING ABOVE
THE LORD IS COMING SOON
UNMARKED HELICOPTERS HOVERING ABOVE
THEY SAID IT WAS A WEATHER BALLOON

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You think you're tough shit, huh? I've done worse.
>Play EYE Divine Cybermancy with a friend
>Reach the end with the philosophical messages
>"You know, there's some truth to this story..."
>"user what the fuck are you talking about?"
>I smile
>"Have you ever heard of the Demiurge? He controls the whole world, your pain, your suffering. He's responsible for all that. You ever thought of breaking out of it and realise that all of this is a lie? That your perception is just that of a pawn being lead by shadows in the wall?"
>"user, stop acting like this, you're scaring me"
>"I know, my friend. The truth is frightening, isn't it?"
>"user, you've been watching too many sci-fi movies, please stop"
>I chuckle.
>"You'll find out the truth soon enough."
>Start team-killing him by overdosing him with the medkit in order to get him to "wake up"
>Get blocked
ON A GATHERING STORM COMES A TALL HANDSOME MAN
WITH A DUSTY BLACK COAT AND A RED RIGHT HAND.

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Are you me?

>guy kills me and I keep losing against him
>press push to talk
>call him a FUCKING NIGGER

Based

user, this thread is for doing incredibly banal things and pretending you just took a shit right in front of the queen.
you're just a cunt.

Fuck off cunt, nobody likes you

shut up fag

>games considers that he abandoned because stuck in the trees for too long

>flirting with a steam girl
>find out she's actually a guy
>continue to flirt anyways

The power button isn't on your controller or keyboard.

>see friendly in TF2
>shot them in the back whenever they're not looking but don't kill them
AND WE MAKE FOUR MCS SOUND JUST LIKE ONE

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Fucking based.

Joker's Trick

t. KjamesN
unironically based, taking the piss out of neckbeards

>I know why you're holding your little group therapy session in Yea Forums. I know
why you’re afraid to go out at outside. The Cunny. He's shown to the internet your true colors. And this just the beginning.

>What do you propose?

>It's easy, we kill The Cunny.

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That's a toy.

>go to torrent site
>click on Cuphead link
>commenters say to purchase the game, instead of pirating it
>talk about how the developers remortgaged their house to finance the game
>download torrent anyway
HOT DAMN, HOT WATER, HOT SHOWER
HOTLANTA, SMOKING GREEN, CAULIFLOWER

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>game manual encourages me to take a break from gaming every hour
>don’t

>this entire thread

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>thread is on page 10
>bump it with a pointless post
BREAKING THE LAW