What race am I anyway

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half genie

Wait, thats not just a really dark tan?

>first-person
Childhood is taking pride in your masculinity.
Adulthood is realizing pretending to be female fictional characters makes more sense.

Retardation is being unable to see when someone is joking.

Because then it wouldn't sell, you fucko. Historical accuracy in a game where she can turn into a monkey (oh, I guess she is covered in hair) isn't exactly top priority. Why aren't all the peasants dying of everything in every movie about knights, why are people in movies so much more attractive than those we see out and about everyday?

Dude, she's belly dancing half genie who lives in a more cartoonish version of a middle eastern city than Agraba, why wouldn't she be brown?

I'm okay with this.

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Sandnigger.

Because she also lives in a coastal town near a desert. Lotta sun.

Of course it is, and her hair is dyed, too. Does that make you feel better about her?

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3/4ths of the new half genies are Vanilla Ice-grade cracker and they live on a tropical island.

delete this

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Is this how you cope with finding people of other races attractive? You just convince yourself they're really white?

Well, think about the historical implication. SHe lives in a pretty large and well build town, which means it's been there for a while. SHe is likely a descendant of generations of citizens of the town rather than an immigrant or nomads. Her father and his father's father and so on, probably tanned while back and she was born like that.

I don't remember Nega-Shantae being blond...

nascar

I think the person you're responding to was being sarcastic, but I'm sure there actually are a lot of people (on this board, even) that think that way.

If she doesn't need to have a unibrow to be Turkish, then she doesn't need to be Turkish to do Turkish dances.

semen demon
don't even need porn to fap.

>All people of a specific ethnic group are exactly the same in every way.
>It's impossible to be attractive if you're non-white.
Just stop posting already, or take it to /pol/.

It's a fictional character, mate. They're not going to ugly her up for historical accuracy. Yeah, it's possible that people are reading too much into it and there is no real significance to her dance and geography, but that's more unlikely, that they'd give her some weird look.

>Oh, no, his IQ is too high! I can't make a counterargument! Better make a strawman!

The correct answer is always Anime Brown.
Anime is not a real ethnicity and 3DPD rules don't apply.

What strawman? Are you telling me that saying Shantae's too pretty to be Turkish and needs unattractive features to be convincingly Turkish isn't /pol/ levels of tunnelvision?

>Damn, he got me! How can he be so smart as to see through my epic Yea Forums trick? I have no choice but to double down!
Take a shower dude

There are 3 races: caucasoid, negroid, and mongoloid. Then there are many ethnicities that are subgroups of those.

Groid Master race
How can Soids and Loids ever compare?

>I can't make a counterargument!

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At least you admit it. I accept your concession.

Jesus, she is so bright, thats awfull.

I think that's exactly what he's saying. She's not hairy as fuck or has a unibrow so can't be Turkish. You can dance like a Turk but you can't be a Turk without having excessive amounts of hair.

This is the moment where you start ignoring his ass. You are dealing with the kind of person who only accepts people as stereotypes and can't make an argument that isn't based on them. Let that shit go.

African

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cute brown wife

Why are you people calling my mom "wife"?

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3D really is PD

howdy son

Cute.

Holy shit

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>This is the moment where you start ignoring his ass. You are dealing with the kind of person who only accepts people as stereotypes and can't make an argument that isn't based on them. Let that shit go.

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You appear to have dishonestly doctored this image of my top

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The dance is definitely based on real life Turkish but, the pointy ears?

I mean, the country doesn't even exist in Shantae's world so..

Please don't post stupid memes in my defense. Just ignore retards.

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Well, anymore.

The world of Shantae is post apocalyptic Earth.

Cringe and gay

Had a boss who looked kinda like this. Real tease too. She got really fucking drunk at a company part and I fucked her without her ever knowing it was me

Why degenerate got to ruined things?

>gaijin goombah
that guy's a fucking dope

based karnov fucking a genie girl

Technically not even human.
Greek it is, then.

No, make her Central Asian.

Hideous Turk detected.

You appear to be under the misguided belief that Shantae is not a shemale, and does not possess a penis

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>but, the pointy ears?
half-genie you dingus

she is white

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DELETE

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Risky is human, but, like, twisted by dark magic.

So, she's wearing blackface?

None of the girls in this series are white

They can be stained white with your cum if you are able to do so.

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ALL HERO

Whatever you are you're a disgusting unwashed whore of babyon and by god you will die like one.

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OH FUCK

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>Gajin Goomba
you mean the guy who thinks Idols are on the same level as Skynet just because Gunvolt presented that situation?

tranny lovers ruin everything

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Abduls absolutely seething, to the point of madness.

ever see the one with the preggo dancer with huge tits?

please leave

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Wonder when we will see more of the new game. Still feels like HGH just came out.

You want another source?
youtube.com/watch?v=zCLt3f3ZGwM
I'm sure you'll have something else to say, not about the video, or whether or not it's got legitimacy, but the maker, but save it. It's multiple sources who came to the same conclusion.

porn race

Turkey had an empire over much of the Middle East for centuries, the people who lived under an empire's sphere of influence do not automatically become the ethnicity of whatever group led the empire simply because they assimilated the culture. Shantae can act Turkish and be Arab in the same way a Roman could be from Gaul, Spain, Egypt, Carthage, the Balkans, Syrian, etc.

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>Twitch and Vinegar (whose whiteness is a puzzle solution)
>Human Rotty (and presumably Abner and Poe)
>3 of the new half-genies
>Bonelegs

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Well ya see user, pale monster girls don't count. Oddly enough, SJW's will go gaga for gays but not for albinos. I have not clue why this phenomenon exists. Feel free to clue me in.

There's a demo at PAX this weekend.

Rotty is fucking dead so she doesn't count

Not watching that shit heads video. Find me a better source or pay me 20 dollars this instant.

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Change her outfit from red to a light blue. That’ll look better

Fucking eat me. I don't owe you shit, not even another video. You want more go find it. You obviously got internet, use it.

The absoloute state of retards on the internet. Kek

I don't think the developers put THAT much thought into it. Might as well start demanding to get a specific period for the game to take place.

No, that's your job, internet slave.

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Based and Futapilled

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Yeah, Ok, faggot. Wait here till I get back.

This looks so bad, for some reason.
do this. maybe pick a precious metal for her accessories that isn't gold?

Because the color palette is completely off

futa shantae x risky boots best pair

third post best post

Yes indeed

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>you said you would help her with anything
>you just didn't think it would take this long

Risky knew what she was getting into

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BWC bait

Wish this dude did more of the two

We got an animation out of it, so that's something

eat shit, dune coon

ooooooooooooooh
yeah, power of friendship

half genie, half karnov.

May I see it now?

idk, just look it up on YT
i remember it being a belly dancer who got preggers and kept dancing through her preggers period. she looked damn good too

A lot of the shit he says isnt exclusively turkish, but spread in the middle eastern area, Id rather say her origin is classic 1001 nights stories

She's probably some kind of sandnigger
Does it really fucking matter.

pregnant bellydancers are fairly popular according to google

>the pointy ears?
She's half genie

>Karnov finds the big treasure trove at the end of his game
>Finds a genie lamp among all the loot and releases her, and she swears her eternal love to him
>They get freaky and Shantae is born
>Somewhere along the line, Shantae is separated from her parents
>Genie Mom vanishes fighting the Pirate Master, and Karnov wanders into Hell to find Shantae only to forget what he was even doing

Shantae's had a rough childhood.

Middle Easterns are Caucasians just like whites

i think i found it

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another
youtube.com/watch?v=STzdagiEvp8

Sequin Landian

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>HEEEEEY GUYYYYYSS!! We should go get matching purses!