>wake up early
>eat a nice, healthy breakfast and drink some tasty coffee
>go for a jog to get that daily exercise, y'know
>get home and turn on my Nintendo Switch
>play a few duels in Yu-Gi-Oh to cool down
>turn on youtube for my lunchtime chipcheezum let's plays
>hunt down some koroks in Zelda
>ooh man I'm pretty beat, guess I'll take a little chill session
>chill out to some acid jazz and 90s hip-hop while I start making homemade dinner
>after dinner, go on a grand adventure in Mario Odyssey
>get in a few minutes of player-made mario maker 2 levels
>of course I get in my daily smash tourneys, too!
>do my pushups, situps, bends and jumps to the Celeste soundtrack, feel like I can do anything
>feeling mighty sleepy, just enough time for one more game before bedtime
>play fire emblem and have a cozy time thinking up brand new strategies to deal with my foes
>then it's off to bed, my newly washed and ultra soft bedsheets feel so good after a good day of gaming
>but wait, what's this?
>I'm such a rascal! I'm playing Trials of Mana under the covers! Haha!
Wake up early
comfy
but who pays for this?
are you 12?
stop lying yourself user, we know you're going to kill yourself.
The state ;)
Yesterday was monday motherfucker so you best have been off or this is all a fucking larp
You didn't go for a jog you retarded lying faggot
>turn on youtube for my lunchtime chipcheezum let's plays
>hunt down some koroks in Zelda
>ooh man I'm pretty beat, guess I'll take a little chill session
>chill out to some acid jazz and 90s hip-hop while I start making homemade dinner
>hunts korok seeds for hours every other day
>not going insane
I should have guessed that when you used the word "rascal"
have fun
Chip Cheezum Let's Plays? I used to watch them when I was a kid because they made FUN of let's plays, which are the stupidest thing on the planet. What happened?
They made fun of bad let's plays. They're pretty much the only good let's players on YouTube.
How do I start waking up early? I fucking hate waking up at like 11 or 12.
Needing to is what worked for me.
On weekends I'm in bed before 12 and up before 7.
I should apply to welfare too.
>wake up early
>eat a bowl of rice left out for eight hours
>think about following along an exercise video on youtube, but don't
>lay in bed and play dragon quest III
>'this game fucking sucks' the whole time
>watch nine minutes of the latest 'Cold Ones'
>ifuckingwishiwasdrunk.tiff
>think about selling Switch for alcohol money
>zone out in shower while listening to sound of shower. thousand yard stare at the ceiling while thinking about every bad decision I have ever made
>eat a bowl of rice
>keep trying to play Dragon Quest III
>this game fucking sucks
>finally figure out the secret of the dungeon
>turns out the secret of the dungeon is that I'm retarded
>feel useless, like I can't do anything
>think about selling Smash Ultimate for beer money
>end up procuring beer money
>get fucked up and make a series of bad life decisions
>but wait, what's this?
>it's only 4:30pm and I have plenty of time to make bad decisions!
>Wake up early
>Have no time for breakfast
>bus to work
>return from my shitty soul draining 9-5
>haven't eaten all day, so I throw something in the microwave. Cooking takes dedication and I can't afford to eat out
>let myself sink into my computer chair, boot up my pc
>watch something on YouTube, or maybe not. There's not much interesting on nowadays.
>feel drained, head to /aco/ for a fan
>finish my fap disgusted at myself
>look through games catalogue, to tired to play vidya though
>decide to shitpost on Yea Forums until 1a.m
>stare myself down in the mirror as I brush my teeth
>hop into bed, excited for 7 hours of unconsciousness
>but wait, what's this?
>I'm such a rascal! I'm having a second fap under the covers! Haha...
I think you need a vacation.
>wake up at 5pm
>shitpost on Yea Forums
>go to bed at 5am
It’s an abstract kind of lifestyle.
>depression and loneliness, the post
are you sure those toys are helping you coping?
You need to program yourself, no matter if you go to bed at 10 pm or at 4 am, you must always wake up at the hour you need to.
Start with an alarm and try to sleep the full 8 hours, then you pretty much wake yourself up automatically.
you mean all you do is game all day? no watching anything (not let's plays), reading, or practicing a creative hobby? user..
what a completely vapid and useless post. Great job
>all the wagies seething ITT
Imagine being you
>wake up early
>i don't wanna live like this anymore
>i don't wanna live at all.
I didn't write this (I don't think, I wouldn't know, I'm just waking up from passing out from too much Valium and alcohol), but I'm pretty sure I could have.
coming from someone who would have related to this in the past, a lot of the hopelessness that permeates this post would subside or at the very least become more easily managed, if you stopped boozin'
Same. When I gave up booze and drugs, a lot changed. I started becoming grateful, found that I have more worth than I thought, got a real job, got a family. Alcohol is a depressant, it may make you feel good for a moment, but it tends to just ruin everything if you can't stop drinking.
as a former neet, I don't think I could ever go back to that lifestyle. It's too imbalanced and sort of ruins everything you enjoy. You get a newfound appreciation for your hobbies after you have to work for them. Now if only you could knock off a couple of work hours it would be perfect
>Go to work for 8 hours
>Bust my ass trying to keep up with workload
>Female coworkers obviously barely tolerating my existence, want gf but ugly
>Come home lay in bed
>Play maybe an hour of vidya, force myself to run while wondering if there’s even a point
I liked being a neet better I’m tired all the time.
>wake up
>Drive to wage cage
>Spend all day on Reddit or programming JavaScript games because no one cares if I do my job
>Leave 2 hours early
>Get home and gym for an hour
>Cook dinner and play with cats
>Video games till I sleep
Feels good having an office job