He's fucking IN RIPTOFAGS BTFO GNASTY GNIGGERS RISE UP!
youtube.com
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Crash Team Racing CTRNF
Fuck off with that piece of shit game already
how much do they pay you to shill this trash everyday ?
Stopped getting DNF'd
>Spyro
I wish they'd hurry up with the characters I actually want
>Sonicfag
>Mariobabs
Probably both
Who are you waiting for? Nina? Pasadena?
Alright boys, who are the lucky three not listed with skins? My bets are
>crash
>tiny
>dingodile
I'm going to use Gnasty
>He's not speed
>He's turning
I mean I'd prefer balanced, but I'll take turning. Fuck speed.
REMINDER
>Baby Cortex
>Baby Tropy
>Ripto
>Sorceress
>Koala Kong
>Rilla Roo
>Chick
>Stew
are all being held back for their respective GP's rerun next year.
>Gnasty's the new 100% lobby pick
FUCKING SPEED
N. Brio & Nina. Scientist SQUAD shitting on Bandicunts
I could see Cortex because he was a Spyro villain for that one game.
Wish there was an accel character for the gp
Even a skin for one besides the Coco one
You think they're going to be running these GP's next fucking year? You're out of your mind
By indication, Gnasty isn't speed.
>Wizard Joe
fuck Joe gets the most kino skins
Seeing as how microtranactions and the nitro bar fillup are recent additions it's not out of the question. Activision would want this to drag on so more people buy in.
GPs are absolutely going to be rerun and you're delusional if you think they aren't. This argument would have held weight pre-MTX, not anymore. There's a reason the BetaM datamine gives info only up to December. Six GPs, rerun them, twelve months of support, a full year. Afterward game gets dropped for whatever is next year's Crash or Spyro title. Probably the next main Crash from VV.
Also on top of characters being withheld, Tawna Pink paint and the Fake Ptero Head stickers also being held back. It is not a coincidence.
I hope its intentional, with how buggy the GPs and updates have been i wouldn't be surprised if they just genuinely forgot to program them in.
>Tawna Pink paint and the Fake Ptero Head stickers also being held back
I think that's just incompetence like the Back in Time decal.
This is what makes me believe that they will rerun GP's. If they didn't do this consecutively I would have assumed it was a fuck up.
We'll see if anything gets withheld from Spyro GP. If it's three times in a row something isn't in the pitstop despite the game claiming otherwise, it's deliberate.
>no guhnasty guhnorc gag
c'mon, man
They acknowledged the Back N. Time decal, confirming a fuckup, they haven't responded to Fake Ptero Heads or Twana Pink at all.
>Chick and Stew
how did they manage to cram so much soul into these characters
>no USF autism on Spyro Circuit
>no shortcuts, blog says this was a deliberate choice when making the track
>cosmetic changes to wumpa/boxes/masks
Some sore spots like it mostly being only Spyro 1 (then again that was the only A E S T H T I C spyro to begin with but overall not bad. My only other complaint would be the lack of verticality in some of these Beenox originals.
He didn't look any different than usual in Spyro Orange, however.
Yeah, shame they didn't have some fun with it like the opening cutscene of the Spyro game, literally an on-camera interview.
Blog update says Spyro will takeover the startup intro too
Sure but they could create some sort of Spyro-themed skin for him. Like Gems Cortex or Alchemist/Medieval Scientist Cortex, or something.
>No Rilla Roo till next year.
Man this is some whack ass shit. After the halloween shit I'm probably droppin' this game.
Will it say STR: Spyro Team Racing?
>acknowledge Bianca in the grand prix cutscene
>still dont put her in
fur waifushitters seething and btfo as they await bandicoochies to return to the pitstop
Fuckin Hard adventure mode is kicking my ass. The time trials too, but once I get those, it'll finally be time to get PS+.
Fuck I'm loving this game, thanks for the advice, Yea Forums.
Looks like fucking trash. Where are the waifus? I demand waifus!
You'll get Nina next month faggot
Still no complaints over here kek
this is bullshit desu
I'm not doing this for a year
Here's your Cortex costume.
>the waifus
>animals
I hope your real life is a mess
I need this for crash as well.
>Lights a fire under his ass to scare him off, or charging headbutts him out of frame, to get the trophy and place in the center circle
kino
No one's forcing you to. Just like you don't have to do the daily bonus every day, or do the daily challenges every GP.
>Cortex was a good boy all along
Underage girl. Also she's fucking ugly.
literally nothing wrong with wanting to fuck a faun or a bunny you know
loyalty
Pasadena in November.
I don't think Spyro would do that to Crash, user
>Spyro and Friends
>its just Spyro with Hunter and Gnasty Gnorc
Is Gnasty Gnorc really Spyro's friend?
>she's fucking ugly.
That didn't stop Lizfags.
Who??
Just do it, dragon rekt that bandi-shitter
>no USF or shortcuts making it more skill focused
Based.
This but maybe not for me idk, gonna see what comes after Halloween The game's been out long enough and they did so much wrong shit and you have to play very specific unfun things to progress for Grand Prix rewards. To top it all off they're recycling this forumla. The player base for last GP wasn't even remotely close to the amount of players with the first GP so it's already happening. Spyro will probably pull people back in because it's Spyro but that won't last long. How many players will stick around just to get Velo ya think?
My wife was in the game day one user. Sorry to shit all over your statement there.
Finally, a good new track.
>making it more skill focused
>when it's straight lines: the track
>implying
Worth picking up on switch?
Yeah because Liz is objectively more attractive, lmao
Seek help.
>can't blue flame away from the pack and easy win
>no shortcuts to filter out plebs who either don't know them or can't do them
>instead everyone is with the pack at all times with no easy outs
Yes user it's actually going to take skill to win now.
It's the smallest of all playerbases (including Xbox) but I have no trouble finding lobbies. As long as you play at the reset (8:00 EST/7:00 CST) you should have people to play with.
Seek love
meant for
One less repost.
Weirdo.
Beenox isn’t supporting the game that far into next year. I think we have 3 or 4 grand prix left
Normalfag
I'm surprised this shit starts so fucking early.
What did Liz and Liz players do to you to make you so rage obsessed with them. Lol.
>skill
>just being lucky enough to not get screwed by items
Plus, lack of USF never stopped people from gaining a lead from the pack.
Despite it being really unfitting for this particular GP, I was pleasantly surprised to see that they added MoM mutated Coco and Crunch. I'm not a fan of those games (like most people) but I'm glad to see that Beenox actually meant it when they said this game was made to celebrate the entire Crash franchise.
You Viscountfags and Yayafags have a bigger chance now.
the first week or two that I played this were some of the most fun I've had in years
then I realized how broken the online is and how it's going to be dead in a year and dropped it hard, shame because the game is amazing to play and looks great, but the online is simply a joke
back when I played I got the platinum kart, N. Tropy etc, DNF'd lobbies so it's not even me being shit either
Does it run well? How hard is the hit to graffix compared to other consoles?
The real reason you like this is because you never finish a race
Celebrating mediocrity isnt good
Viscountfags actually exist?
it's just one faggot doing daily dumps of the same images being tripfag-tier
>it's actually going to take skill to win now.
>maintaining USF is not skill
>but dodging items is
Your definition of skill is arbitrary.
When Cortex dies in Twinsanity, his soul tries to fly up but he gets dragged down.
>it's actually going to take skill to win now
>literally admitting everyone will be bunched up so items will determine who pulls ahead
Graphix hit is noticeable but minor. The most recent update uses the Switch's boost mode to overclock the CPU so loading is similar to PS4/Xbox now. All versions run at 30FPS, even if you use PS4 Pro/Xbone X
You played against honeymoon phase shitters back then, they've all dropped the game now. Try DNFing the devoted weaponized autists that play every night at reset now.
Then why do you still celebrate your birthday?
There's no reason to think they wouldn't keep GPs on a rotation to both give new players a way to get GP-specific unlocks and create a reason to keep people coming back and playing on a daily basis
Time-limited online events are how games stay alive
I agree that it's neat that they're going that far but I would've personally preferred more subtle skins like alternate clothing/hairstyles from different games.
There's not that many of them. I get plenty of shitters everyday.
>being mad at images being posted on an image board
>familiar with the ins and outs of tripfags
Maybe its not them its you.
The CNK tracks in CTRNF proves you wrong.
>Plus, lack of USF never stopped people from gaining a lead from the pack.
No but now it won't be ez modo via blue flame with less of a gap resulting in a far bigger chance to lose the race thus more skill based.
user finishing races isn't hard and I abuse blue flame as much as anyone else but it's refreshing to get a track that isn't decided after the first lap, or in the case of the last cup, first corner. I want tracks that play differently, not panding to blue flame shitters all the time.
Of course maintaining it takes skill but it results in boring races. I've fucking lapped people before now, how is that fun? with a track that takes that away I'll have to actually work at it a bit more and that sounds far more engaging.
Sounds like a karting game to me user, and with those added drifting skills items will have far less impact on a race than someone blue flaming for 3 laps.
These replies are quite amusing, so much blue flame shitter rage.
Cause its not mediocre.
Is that what your mom tells you with a fake smile full of disappointment every year?
>Sounds like a karting game to me user
I thought you said it would be about skill.
>pointing out a blatant mistake means defending shit like Prehistoric Playground
Some CNK tracks suck and some are ok. Some are good. Plus they got remade and CNKs main issue was the physics.
But you are.
I want to see N Sane Coco with MoM's Coco's hair and clothes.
>drip feed content
>slow the drip even further to stretch that shit out for a full year
great, thanks
>only 3 characters in the gp roster, additional ones found in the datamine axed (again)
>out of said 3 characters, only 1 is viable for online play because beenux decided to make balanced and turning chars shit
>other character skins are just generic fantasy characters rather than spyro ones
>track is super short and barely covers any of Spyro's levels, almost no turning and is basically just hyper spaceway 2.0
>no new soundtrack for the track, it's just mushroom speedway from spyro 3
>cosmetics and skins from skylanders
>mind over mutant skins for no fucking reason
>more nitro and coin grinding
i don't like it
Projecting too hard dial it back.
Nope.
the problem isn't the images
it's the blatant waifufaggotry reposted on the hour in an attempt to keep the threads alive instead of bringing about actual discussions
there was a fucking thread where it was just you and some other faggot arguing about a blue car
Dodging items takes skill user, recovering from attack and still winning takes skill.
>These replies are quite amusing,
whoa there buddy save some fedoras for the rest of us
How is maintaining USF not skill-based, but dodging items skill-based? Especially when the former also involves the latter. Why are you bringing up "skill-based" anything in a kart racer?
>These replies are quite amusing, so much blue flame shitter rage.
>only reason you could possibly complain about this track is because you won't be able to get easy wins
Wew lad
but that doesn't stop horrendous loading times, poor matchmaking, P2P connection, bugs, lack of communication from Beenox and many more problems
>I want tracks that play differently
>gets a track that plays like 10 'different' CTR tracks
Yippee.
>additional ones found in the datamine axed (again)
Held back for the rerun*
>Coco's midriff gets bigger as she gets older
>we finally know what's behind the Artisan's Door
so then how does maintaining usf by dodging items not take skill?
>Why are you bringing up "skill-based" anything in a kart racer?
>How is maintaining USF not skill-based
Interesting post user.
It's certainly part of it user as far too many people can't stand a track that doesn't have at least one blue flame boost on it.
Which is an upgrade from Prehistoric Playgrounds 1 corner decider track.
>Dodging items takes skill user
>except if you have blue fire, that's just shit, fucking kill yourself tryhard
Not that user but let's not pretend there isn't skill in CTR. It's readily apparent who the shitters are after a race or two.
It isn't "basically just" they cited Hyper Spaceway as inspiration in the blogpost, and for that matter how can you bitch that it's Hyper Spaceway 2.0. but then simultaneously bitch that not enough Spyro levels are represented--to which the remedy would be even more Hyper Spaceway portals?
I want to see N Sane Coco with MoM's Coco's hair and no clothes.
It does take skill though and not once have I said maintaining blue flame doesn't. However it gets boring when each cup is focused on blue flames, we finally have one that isn't and it's refreshing.
You must be new here around because the “waifufaggotry” was always apart of the discussion, dating back to N Sane days and everybody else here always who posted Bandibabes discussed the game as well. You dont get to pick and choose what gets posted and police the site so maybe something like would be more your speed. Also why would i argue with someone over a blue car?
Are they going to add custom kart saves yet?
why'd you stop posting your usual amis, faggot? I know you still have a bunch more in your dedicated folder of autism
>b-b-but everyone else is the same
no, you're like the faggot who posts isabella
Never
no, you'll get skins and a track, no patch notes or communication and you'll like it
see you in a month
>and not once have I said maintaining blue flame doesn't
You sure implied it.
>it's actually going to take skill to win now
Cope
Is it going live next week?
Look at the SEETHE on this man
sneedthe
Implications are not the same as saying it user and even then it all depends on context. Maintaining blue flame takes skill, however it's not fun to have endless easy races or be one of those who can't do anything because 1st is half a lap ahead of everyone. This track will force people to use other skills and not be so reliant on the blue flame to carry them through a lap and that sounds pretty good to me.
>Arguing about a blue car
Might have been me and it wasn't an argument. I told a Lizposter that blue doesn't match with default Liz and that user was saying less can be more and they liked that aesthetic better than having too many colors. This was at least five days ago though holy shit.
This Friday at 1:00 EST / 12:00 CST
>>other character skins are just generic fantasy characters rather than spyro ones
this hurts the most bros...
I also wasnt mad at your critique. Everyone has their taste. I think im just blue obsessed kek
If you insist on having an Ami i can oblige you user. All you had to ask. Also theres more than one Isabella poster. Try to cheer up a bit more.
That's why I said it wasn't an argument. There can be shit shows but that wasn't one of them. I like Liz posters, not sure what problem the guy I was responding to has though.
True and I dont know either. Mustve gotten DNF’d by a Liz player. Who knows
>turn
>DNFing anyone
Rubbing Ami's thighs
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Do you people actually find this amusing?
It's fucking old but it happens nigger. Not that user btw
im with you user, all fucking waifuniggers must fucking hang
I've only seen Puras and Roos do it. Amifags aren't good enough.
Happens alot. I recently DNF’d people on OOT and HAS a few nights ago
>almost 4 minutes on Electron Avenue
That lobby must have been awful. I bet that Skunk Crash was someone who rage quit too.
how can one remake be this good?
>Online races are time trials
Don't do that, but to be fair I lost USF twice at less than ideal parts so I could have had a lower time.
>Gnasty Gniggers
Fucking kek
Guhnasty Guhniggers
Gnigger Gnorc
Guhnigger Guhnorc
>doxxing crash bandicoot
cunt
I really need to play Turn online again so I can give you more material.
I'M GNOT A GNELF
I'M GNOT A GNOBLIN
I'M GNOT A GNORC
AND I'M GNOT A GNIGGER
It was made by a studio who were fans wanted to make an almost perfect copy of an already good game with a little more flair
They listen to feedback and actually fix some things
They care
>A Smashfag trying to put his rosterfaggotry onto Crash
You Smashfags need to but put in a containment thread. Even Nintenbros are even sick of your rosterfag asses.
FIX BALANCED
BUFF TURNING
That skin is so good it could legit pass for a new character entirely
Furries were never welcomed here, furfag
user it was a fucking joke
Some people are better at doing lines, so they can easily carry USF like its nothing. Which is admittedly easy as all fuck since you basically just play it normally.
Others cant carry USF for shit so items are the only leverage they have in keeping up, making tracks that dont have it more luck based.
>replying to a post over an hour old
You couldn't possibly seethe any harder.
Jokes are meant to be funny
Smash shitpost pasta is never funny
Having been in these threads before the release of the game I can confirm Crash and Spyro fags are infinitely more autistic than smash fags.
It's impossible to make a bad pair of colour commentators.
How the fuck do you enjoy a game that makes first place literally untouchable? I've never seen a more pathetic attempt at a cart racer to be "skillful" meanwhile items matter for players 2-7 but not for 1. You can be just as good as first place but because you got hit with a random item and he didn't somehow he "deserves" to win. What a fucking joke.
I thought it was funny
Unironically git gud
>he couldn't see into the future and manipulate the game's code to get an invincibility mask at the exact moment necessary
LMAO GIT GUD
>tfw I'm winning far more consistently after this past weekend.
Based Beenox not punishing skilled players for shitters' inadequacy.
>he couldn't outrun more than 1 orb
Says a lot about your lack of skill desu
It's always the fifth one that gets you after you get clocked right at a jump.
>Wanting to play as something so ugly
CTR needs a lobby system like MK8's, Yea Forums tournies were fucking based.
>Out of Time get picked
>Whole lobby clears the fence
UGLY?!
If he gets in then fucking Glumshanks will have to get in. Him being Kaos’ servant (and really only friend) afterall.
>in first as turning neck in neck with an accel
>get hit once
>blown back to fourth
>spend the rest of the race playing catch up
>lucky to even get on the podium
so this is the power.. of handling..
Since its a different figure in Skylanders and is TREATED as a different character ingame. Yeah. Its a different character
He's talking about the gnome velo you clod
That's every race now
You don't have to be handling to do that or get fucked like that
>When you see an actual, honest to god Geary main in the lobby
The dragons really were pretty out of line there when you think about it.
If I missed a certain skin from the babby grand prix am I fucked?
I wanted mad scientist ripper roo but it looks like I'm fucked.
>get hit once
git gud
elii.cc(slash)7mvv
This shit comes back later
The dragons are arrogant wealth hoarders, Gnasty Gnorc is a champion of the people.
You're fucked but only temporarily. They're going to bring everything back at some point.
If you don't get it tomorrow then you're fucked for at least a month.
my bad i never considered that. ill just stop randomly exploding because of the dog shit netcode.
>bandicuties still probably won't be back for spyro gp
I bet the gp rerun theory is true. Gonna be a pain waiting for this stuff.
>Small Norm joins the lobby
>Like 3 dudes switch to Big Norm
gps will probably be repeated alongside the pc release
based
>tfw no Dr. ShemPapu
Why is Beenox allergic to good ideas? First they give the "living mask" podium legendary to the space baboon instead of the guy who actually has a mask and is the implied descendent of Aku-Aku/Uka-Uka, and now this.
Goblin Small Norms and Orc Big Norms filling the lobbies are going to make this GP worth it.
What you guys listen to while you race?
>and is the implied descendent of Aku-Aku/Uka-Uka, and now this.
This is Yea Forums crash thread fanfiction
Not as rare as a Velo or a Zam though
Did you see him get 1st place or the podium on a CNK track? That was me.
The game's soundtrack. Don't tell me you're some fag who blasts Le Initial D for teh epic DEJA VU.
Nothing but the game itself.
>when you are that geary main
this is what I listen to
youtube.com
The sound of my fan
Some weeb playlist from youtube
Some 80's playlist from youtube
Cooking channels
I can't hear the game at all besides sound effects and voice clips
>lobby picks dragon mines over tiny arena and some other better track
>5:1:1
The fuvck
Nah, he was only adequate. I respect him for sticking to his guns though.
BROTHERS!
the production drafts of the character designs was that aku aku was a witch doctor in papu's tribe and he couldn't motivate them to do anything about the toxic waste now in their island so he partnered up with (then named) Willy to stop the mad doctors
yeah there's a bit of reaching but aku and uka are definitively tied to the island natives.
>"Maybe I'll win if I pick an awful track that everyone fucks up on!"
>They proceed to fuck up on it.
>Everyone picks the track with sharp corners to try and trip up the Speedfag.
>He knows how to u-turn properlu and blows them all out anyways.
I am vengeance
I am the night
I. Am. Subway
>WE WANNA PLAY ROO'S TUBES
>obliterate the lobby
>host leaves
>WE WANNA PLAY SEWER SPEEDWAY
>leave beakers at the shortcut and obliterate the lobby
>host leaves
>WE WANNA PLAY INFERNO ISLAND
>take the first jump, obliterate the lobby
Just leave.
>the people who immediately picked Electron Avenue place the lowest
>filename
kek
>no more Warp Orbs
>no more Clocks
>Rolling Bombs are now magnetized
Whoever actually thinks the game's online got better after the "fix" is a fucking moron.
I still can't believe people here think everyone wants more orbs and not just faster orbs. Also missiles are still shit.
>beat someone with a different class
>they switch to the same character
>they do even worse
Warp Orbs have never stopped being absolute garbage, the made them so rare you're lucky to see one once every 5 races and guess what, they're still absolute fucking garbage. Yeah sure Missiles are still shit until someone behind me fires one and it seeks me around corners. This game's online was legitimately better at launch, every single time they tried to fuck with items they just make the online experience worse. The online is objectively worse than it was before, now instead of too many Orbs and Clocks there's none and Beakers/Bombs gained seeking properties. This shit is fucking worse than Mario Kart.
I enjoyed the game with more orbs, the shit actually worked in slowing down 1st
Faster orbs is easilu the better solution
Hell, anything is better than what we have now
>add a boost that is literally worse than getting a regular boost or mask
How do you get to unlock shit in grand prix fast? Do I have to play online 24/7?
Fastest way now is to wait until the end and spend coins filling up your bar
Otherwise grind 42k nitro by doing challenges over the month
>Do I have to play online 24/7?
I got Baby T. this grand prix by just playing regularly. I wasn't even grinding for challenges.
Play an hour a day of online matched to get wumpa coins from your daily bonus. Play one time trial for daily tropy challenge, play one cup race (look up what the daily cup is), and try to do the stuntman challenge
do that daily and you should have all the unlocks at a reasonable pace
Has anyone put together a tier list of coin rewards for the tracks? Not counting glitches I'm kind of wondering which ones give more as Crash Cove on the Weekend with Dailies gives you 200 if you come in first, while Electron gives you fucking 800 which is a huge leap.
Please kys.
Can't wait to play it.
Remember to buy MTX. They help pay for Tawnas cancer treatment
Duhuhuhuh you want me to say I hope she dies of cancer so you can post a sad reaction image duhuhuhu
>Instead of actually fixing items they just straight up made orbs and clocks almost impossible to get.
I love beenox dedication the the game but that was lazy as fuck.
The general usually has that info
there are players good enough to win with any fucking character.
He won't but I will now
The new track is pretty much what I (and probably everyone else) expected, except that it doesn't have a blue boost pad. Seems to fall into the Roo's Tubes style
>Coco and Crunch has more skins
>Nothing for Papu Papu yet
I'm convinced they hate him.
That Coco skin is pretty good
This is legit people's thinking when they jump for Dragon Mines or Dingo Canyon
Ill post an angry one of her. Subvert your expectations.
Wasted slots... why did they have to bring him along?
How come I never see you in smash threads?
I bet they'll up the price of the wheels and skins
i am not against the mind over mutant costumes, they look cool and all but not having a second costume for spyro feels like shit. or at least add costume related to spyro to coco and crunsh.
>Coco and Crunch have skins
>Its from one of their franchise killers
Excuse me, what sound does she make when she wins?
I thought it was a little funny, user.
Well vaguely, anyway. Kinda sick of Steveposting.
heeheehee
Gnasty Gnorc is precious and I will protect him from haters
Christ, I think I may actually like him for the same reasons as Liz.
Dead Rabbit Radio
>didn't buy this meme game
>now have to buy it if I want to get the Spyro stuff before it becomes unavailable
fuck Sony for this
Dragon Mines is a kino pleb filter track and if you can't take the spiral you need get on your knees and swallow my load this second
Contrarianism?
Their struggles are mine and I will take the burden.
I didn't want to know about how much you want to fuck him
zoom zoom
They would know.
Now THAT is an entirely different reason I like Liz, but let's get ahead too quickly.
get fucked, A$$eater69 lmao
Oh the prix lasts a month? I thought it was weekly.
I personally like Lizs voice, lines, body language and personality. And other reasons.
>I thought it was weekly
That would be terrible
Guize, why hasn' it started already?
At least you got a Hero's Tail reference
I'm sad
Honestly, why is spyro so fucking far back on the GP bar?
>a weekly GP
Fucking this. When I realised they aren't going to fix even the basic bugs I gave up
Far back? He's only the bronze reward, 5k nitro
You can unlock that very fast
God I hate Nsane Coco and her hooker pink makeup
I saw the tier thing where he was the second / or last gold unlock.
Dr. Shemp Papu Papu
that's called a sticker.
the GP character has always been the end of the bronze bar for unlocks.
Nah that's just a sticker
Dragon Mines is boring as fuck
I can take the spiral and the minecart path but my god it's such a nothing track
being a casual filter is literally the only thing it's got going for it
>she's not in
>Coco didn't get her dress as an outfit
It's like Beenox saw all the requests and did the opisite of what everyone wants which sums up everything post release for this game actually
Because they're turn characters?
>not having Daily GPs
Because I have a shitty asshole
What the heck is DNF?
THEY NEED TO FIX BUFFS AND NERFS!
THEY NEED TO FIX GLITCHES AND BUGS!
THEY NEED TO FIX THE BALANCE OF WEAPONS WHEN IT COMES TO BEING IN 1ST 2ND AND 3RD!
THEY NEED TO FIX TURNING CHARACTERS!
THEY NEED TO FIX THE PRINCES ON THE WHEELS!
Duke Nukem Forever
*PRICES
Deep Nice Fucking
>tfw my framing buddy isn't good enough to pull off the lap skip on TS and it makes me miss out on 50k a day
At least I'm already at 100k coins saved up from N Gin Labs. All these exploits will probably be gone by Friday tho.
I never bought a single skin in any of these GPs. I spent all my money on colorful wheels. Then I unlocked the UFO and Hovercart and now I regret everything.
how do you dodge a homing missile in a straightforward map like coco's park or tiny temple?
>grinding win skins online
>finish Ami in a single night
>okay onto Liz
>only one Liz win the whole daily bonus period
And no, fuck the one lap cheat. I have no reason to play the game at that point besides the general coin grind, and that isn't enticing enough but still--fuck Turn.
I listened to an 80's playlist once and then after a while it was all Elton John songs.
Yeah my bad, I thought it coincides with the pitstop (only bought the game last week Friday)
>be disappointed with only 3 characters
>see the track
>looks pretty good
>skins from mind over mutant and skylanders, looks fucking cool
im hyped
shut the fuck up kaos we know its you, fucking bald faggot
tiny arena fucking sucks. it's both long and congested so you get fucked by items harder than any other map. any map without blue fire fucking sucks.
How do you do that shit I could never get it to work
the inferno island shortcut isn't that big a deal, it's barely an extra second lead
>I don't know how to u-turn
Some cartoony skins based in the cut opening would be cool
>mess up inferno island shortcut because of a clock
>lose like 15 seconds from having to turn around and take a wide detour back onto the main road, even worse than fucking up the out of time fence shortcut
it's not worth the time saved
Beenox confirmed they're working on the TS, Skyway (same as TS) and N-Gin exploits so use them while you can.
You dont mean these words.
Honestly did he do anything wrong sure he took some of the gems and was a bit rowdy and practice magic but he kept to his own and the dragons didn't care but then they went out their way to insult the poor guy for no damn reason.
I missed the Princess Coco bundle when the game came out, why won't it come back?
Do not feed
is.. is this loss?
And seed
>Nitro Tour
Tawna is Acceleration
>Back N. Time
Baby T is Speed
>Spyro
Spyro is Balanced
>????
So who is going to get cucked into the designated Turn spot?
an attractive female character
Brio
nina
Chuck
Nina
Is that Jim Cummings?
Yes.
Where did you read this?
I'm going to hate myself for saying this but I saw it on a thread in fucking plebbit while looking for any information to help with the TS exploit I do apologize for the bitter taste in your mouth now.
Any confirmation of Wumpa cost being approx the same for this one, or is it a complete unknown if they'll jack shit up to push the MTX harder?
Every single item will cost 20k wumpa.
Next GP they'll sell them for $5 each.
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the crash team racing bandicoot so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go online I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Tawna. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Tawna tight bandicoot pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/bandicoot babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors bandicoot. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my ps4. I might not ever get to see Tawna again.
CotT and MoM didn't kill the franchise. Prototype 2 and the Radical Entertainment buyout layoffs did.
>Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors bandicoot. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town
>101% on hard adventure file disappeared from my game
t-thanks nintendo
I've seen them pop up here and there. I don't know why people would want him asides from just being different
>Love Cortex
>But if I ever play balance it's a struggle to ever win with speed dominating the game
>Fuck even considering Ripper Roo
I can't wait for Engine Swap to get put in and I can make him accel or speed.
Well it's not, so you may as well play him anyway.
Nah, he was a belligerent shithead. If you're living in the Dragon Kingdom you gotta follow dragon rules.
This happened to me on xbox
>He was ugly and always a downer about it, so we banished him to the equivalent of a garbage dump.
No wonder he was pissed. Also, I never realized that Gnasty Gnorc is supposed to be a Gnome + Orc hybrid.
You made me check my game you nigger.
>just need a couple wins as turn
>unga bunga speedsperg dominated lobby
It's not maddening, it's not disappointing, it's tiresome.
I'm starting to be forced to play accel instead of my nigga roo simply because the matchmaking is putting me in lobbies full of flawless playing speed mains that never make a mistake and take every shortcut. I fucking suck so I don't know why it's doing this.
>waaa let me win
They're just fucking skins, you autist.
I hope the booing in his podium animation is replaced with the sounds of lawn mowers and water sprinklers.
It's the principle.
So you think everyone should play speed characters?
>unga bunga everyone beating me is a sperg
I think he should suck it up if he's trying to unlock dumb recolors online.
>does a little gnome dance, then calls for applause
>sprayed by sprinklers instead
Fund it
>he gets sprayed by a hose
LITERALLY name two things wrong with just letting me win, (You) can't.
>win goes toward turn character skin
>win goes toward character you won't use again
Can't win races, can't win this argument.
1) I don't win
2) A huge faggot like you takes podium
If you arent willing to put in the work you dont need the skins.
The simple solution is to remove the podium and save an accumulated five minutes of time altogether from your daily reset session.
>You can't win them all
>you're a complete faggot and shouldn't win because of it
1. A shitter wins
2. The shitter was given the win
tell me when they reset the leaderboards
>implying Beenox give a shit about details like that
If they did we would be able to save kart customization's and offline would have the daily and weekend bonus.
New terrible idea
The GP track now has a 1.2x constant multiplier that stacks with daily and weekend
>thinking that Activision would put in something that would give people MORE coins
not a bad idea, but it ain't happening
Maybe if the GP track was good. This Spyro track looks really simple, plus it's really straight so it will be a total Speed fest. They need to make a track with lots of tight turns constantly, you can of course still do well on those with Speed too but at least the other classes are more viable. Like Tiny Arena, Speed doesn't have nearly as much of an advantage
Then it would be the only track people play all gp.
Can someone help me understand the appeal of using handling characters? It just seems to me that people just want to play the character and not the class. I have a handful of top 500 times so I consider myself the ultimate authority among you plebeians. It's just that if you consider yourself good at this game using anything other than acceleration or speed is incomprehensibly retarded to me.
all of the tracks for the GPs have been really straight heavy, thankfully there's no USF in this one so that one person doesn't just lap everyone
There's a reason Gnasty Gniggers is Turn
There's the retarded idea Turning helps beginners when Acceleration does it better. Turning and Balanced are utterly redundant classes unless you really like one of the characters. This is why I support the engine swap shit, if Beenox doesn't want to balance classes under some absolutely fucking stupid idea that some classes are "supposed" to be good or bad at least let me pick what fucking character I want to play.
>no blue fire in Spyro's map
Thank fucking god.
True. Though I can already see people bombarding the other side of the portals with vials and crates. And since first place gets the most of those, that still gives them an advantage
I really fucking like ripper roo. Bout it. I'm being forced to play pinstripe now who I also like, eggboy is fun too. Good thing accel has good characters for the most part.
That's what already happens on the last portal of Hyper Spaceway, since you have little reaction time to move your hitbox out of the way VS the automatic acceleration of the USF
And this time there's three of those. Every time you go through a portal, it will be a lottery whether or not you hit something
I like Ripper Roo too. I genuinely tried to learn handling as to not make 1/4 of the roster untouchable but even on maps like slide colosseum I can really feel the lack of speed. It's especially noticeable when you race your own ghosts.
>Gay ass nu-Hunter
>No Elora
It's shit
Well I'm a top 2000 and up across every single map and I think you're full of it, turning and balance can still win races and more than beat N.Oxide times which is enough to dominate online races.
Speed has an even bigger advantage on Tiny Arena due to it's overall length. Just take a look at the wr's, best speed is something like 2:54 but you have to go down a couple hundred points to like 3:09 before you start seeing Balanced/Turning.
I didn't care for the engine swap idea at first mainly because some user was sperging out about it and making his argument really badly but at this point I fucking need it.
In online races the spread is more even, time trials are a different thing of course, since you're trying to achieve a totally optimal run
That's bullshit, I play both Accel and Turn characters and they both make similar times. I can even see the ghosts sliding next to me.
I stopped playing because a bug deleted your save. Is it fixed? All the new shit is only for online players? I don't pay for ps plus.
>More love and attention to detail was put into this than the entire Reignited game
I don't support communism
>you can win with them so they're not bad
I see this retarded argument so often it's ridiculous. Yes, you can smash retards online who don't know how to fucking U turn. Yes you can beat the AI. No one is contesting this. It's just 10/10 times on every single track, whatever you can do on a balanced/handling character you can do even better using a speed/acceleration class.
Can you just not maintain boost the entire time or something? You're talking about not seeing a difference between the second fastest class and the slowest. Maybe that's a you problem.
But the twilight wheels sucked and most of the skins were based.
Even if they do attempt to balance the classes they'll fuck it up for sure.
By now it's abundantly clear that Beenox can't into balance.
Post your top 500 times.
Assuming makes an ass out of you and me, boosting speed is the same across the board. Take a time out and compare the times with complete blue fire on an easy map like Prehistoric Playground and Twilight Tour, little Timmy.
Why the hell would you ever want to see that disgusting creature?
I would but I don't know how to get screenshots from PS4. Unless there's a way I can do it from my PC I aint particularly willing.
>people actually think there will be gp reruns with more stuff added
assuming they are going to add brio, moe, kong(?) in one gp then von clutch, pasadena, and nina in the next gp who else would they even add?
> would but I don't know how to get screenshots from PS4.
>Assuming makes an ass out of you and me, boosting speed is the same across the board.
I'm pretty sure there's a set of webms that some user made the proves you wrong. But you're an absolute imbecile if you think you can claim you're any good at the game and think all classes have the same boost speed.
Don't fucking bully me DUDE I only use the PS4 it for CTR I really don't have a clue how to navigate it homescreen.
>Don't fucking bully me DUDE I only use the PS4 it for CTR I really don't have a clue how to navigate it homescreen.
Wut?
I've only ever gone up against one player good enough to set a time under 3 minutes with speed but there was no way in hell I was ever going to catch him with how retarded item distribution is and the fact I was playing balanced.
No, there's a set of webms that prove that carts have differing base speed but the same max speed. You're a complete moron if you think different karts have different max speeds. In fact if you weren't a complete moron you can test this out for yourself and watch your turning carts match your speed ghosts.
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!??
Are we talking top 500 with speed or other classes? If the first then you are baby, if the second then alright.
He didn't do it for the Gnorcs, he did it for himself
Who cares about leaderboard scores? They got people who beat Electron Avenue in 1 minute and Skyfire in 10 seconds.
>Yes, you can smash retards online who don't know how to fucking U turn. Yes you can beat the AI. No one is contesting this. It's just 10/10 times on every single track, whatever you can do on a balanced/handling character you can do even better using a speed/acceleration class.
This is 100% the truth.
But it's not going to stop me from using the character I want to play as. Engine swaps when?
Are you asking me if I purposefully handicapped myself for these times? One of the times is on dragon mines and knowing you can clear that sharp turn with a speed character feels good man. Seriously only played dragon mines twice online so it's not so cool anymore.
>here to defeat Spyro again
>again
Is Gnorc retarded?
>clear that sharp turn with a speed character
Not impressive anymore. u-turning makes turning in general a piece of cake regardless of class.
post a webm of a turning cart on oxide station, i don't know how to do the end part with one
I haven't actually played in 2 weeks but have they fixed the leaderboards? I swear to christ if there's people that have permanent top 10 scores because they played the game when a particular track had a game breaking bug i'll fucking explode. It's especially infuriating because I know my electron avenue time is real good but basically trash in the eyes of the leaderboard. Like at the time what I thought would be sub 400 in the leaderboards was actually 2000+
Post your times or GTFO
Nope, at least not on Xbox. Like I said, there are people who beat these tracks in 10 seconds and less still on the leaderboards.
That's a joke taken right from A Hero's Tail, which is the only game aside from the first one he ever appeared in and where he was a complete ineffectual doofus that the actual big bad shit talked a bunch.
With Turning? Don't have one but I can record one in a couple of hours. This is old as fuck before I got u-turning down. The concept is the same for all classes at the end of the day.
Though oddly enough he put up a lot more of a fight than in the first game
I'm actually curious what your time is if you think it would be sub 400 when I have a time in that range on a balanced character.
how do you switch the direction of your powerboost without hopping like that?
You mean you actually have a sub 400 time for electron avenue? I mean of course your time would beat mine since i'd assume you'd have to skip a lap to get in that range.
The top times in Electron Avenue is 1 minute to 1 and half minutes. I don't know how the fuck they pulled it off. I got in the 1200s with a turning character and that was just 3 and a half minutes,.
They did the exploit where you jump off the track at the start
You always have to hop to start a powerboost. Hopping uphill can tend to start a powerboost earlier than usual which is why it can look like I'm not hopping, which is why understanding track geometry can come in handy.
I need to double check, I think it's fallen to about 500 now, but it's a legitimate time of about 3:10.50 or so.
The absolute best legitimate times on Electron Avenue are low 2:52-2:54's, anything lower involves lap skipping.
>but it's a legitimate time of about 3:10.50 or so.
I'm tempted to boot up the PS4 and check. I mean it's going to be embarrassingly bad if you registered even close to top 500 without a lap skip.
Post yfw when someone asks for engine swap
without a doubt, she, Ripto, Moneybags, Bianca, Sorceress, Sheila, Byrd, Bently and Agent 9 will be added in future grand prix
It's a balanced time too
>he thinks Activision will release more than 3+ characters instead of spacing out the content across years at a time
>The player base for last GP wasn't even remotely close to the amount of players with the first GP
On PS4 it reached 1.100.000 players at the end, the last one reached 900.000. That is not bad at all for a Kart game.
i didnt say in the next grand prix or in 1 grand prix
1: Spyro, Hunter, Gnast Gnorc
2: Ripto, Elora and Moneybags
3: Sorceress, Bianca and Sheila
4: Byrd, Bentley and Agent 9
tho I could see them giving Sheila, Byrd, Bentley and Agent 9 their own Grand Prix and throwing in The Professor in an earlier
what was the joke?
>Spyro! It's been ages since I defeated you.
Or something along those lines
Did she even do anything important in the games?
>Skyfire
what?
Probably Thunderstruck's name in some other language. Pretty cool anyway.
communist faggots
>Skylanders GP with Stealth Elf, Flynn, Kaos plus a Spyro themed skin
It would be unironically kino
I still don't know why people oppose this
Something about it "making the meta even more prevalent instead of balancing it". As if speed will ever not be the best or something.
Because it's fucking boring and would remove the entire fucking point of classes in the first place. Just go play another game faget
its sad people have gotten gud. the first two weeks were fun since alot of people did not know of the shortcuts.
the entire point is to eventually start using speed
Is the point of classes to make people not use half the characters?
Revolution?
It's the fact that Speed and Accel will truly be the only classes at that point.
Does that actually mean anything?
Do you see someone else in the lobby taking a turn slightly tighter than you and go "Oh that guy is using a handling character how exciting!"?
The entire point of classes is so that people have incentive to use different characters, and so that different characters can easily be recognized as a specific type of opponent.
Also this game is a remake, why the fuck would they remove one of the things that made this game unique in favor of some mario kart esque bullshit for dumb faggots that can't learn to play more than one class? No, fuck off forever and kill yourselves.
Make another strawpoll so we can BTFO you dumb faggots another time.
Yeah I don't understand how holding characters hostage behind classes adds anything to the game
Why didn't we get any sfm with this model? Why?
Any way they would add jiggle physics back in? Have larger games in the past been able to pull this off?
people are still going to have preferences and use what they want. why do you guys think sticking characters in useless classes that only a handful of people will use because they're the only ones who find playing as them tolerable is good design?
There are two types of people who mainly use turning characters:
1) Someone who has always felt most comfortable with handling options in racing games.
2) Someone who just really, REALLY likes a particular character.
Is it live? When does it start?
>The entire point of classes is so that people have incentive to use different characters
Funny, because it's doing the exact opposite. It's limiting me to a handful of characters that are Speed
>and so that different characters can easily be recognized as a specific type of opponent
Have you ever actually looked at someone and changed your strategy somehow because they're a certain class? I sure haven't. I just try to go fast and hit other people with weapons, doesn't matter what character they are
Forcing the player to experiment is an inherent benefit to the game. Fuck off.
HEEHEEHEE
there is no incentive to use balance or turn unless you're just starting out you fucking retard
You're like one of those retards that plays Dark Souls and insists that the weapon pool is shit because your favorite weapon doesn't scale with your preferred stat.
Play more of your fucking game and try new things. You bought it.
Why are you guys even this autistic about classes in the first place? you don't even get punished for being third, your character is still celebrating on the podium and your payout barely takes a hit. There's no visible online ranking system and the leaderboards of GPs don't even reflect skill but just the sheer dedication. You don't even get punished for not finishing the race, you still get your current placement and that placement's payout.
What an utterly asinine argument, if people have fun with balanced and turning, let them, there's no stakes to be had outside of top 3.
I just characters that feel good to use, because that way the game is more enjoyable to play. I don't see how it's a benefit that there are characters that are less fun
I like Komodo Joe and Crash. That's all the 'incentive' needed.
>me
>cant beat oxide station time trial, stuck there for fucking two weeks
>pick game today
>beat trophy first time
>beat oxide first time
haha pure kino boys now im in the NTROPHY GANG CLUB haha
>you don't even get punished for being third, your character is still celebrating on the podium
Some people actually like to win. The game trying to make 3rd seem less bad doesn't make it not 3rd.
lack of merrit shouldn't throw fairness out the window
Well unfortunately for you it is, and if this were any other game you would be laughed out of the thread for being a brainlet that doesn't understand intentional game design.
>Funny, because it's doing the exact opposite. It's limiting me to a handful of characters that are Speed
And engine swaps wouldn't?
Fuck off. Engine swaps completely fucking destroys the need to ever play anything but your favorite engine type. Tell me one good goddamn reason you want this that doesn't involve "because I want to play only my favorite engine type".
>Have you ever actually looked at someone and changed your strategy somehow because they're a certain class?
Oh, so you're actually just a fucking casual retard that doesn't play the game more than on fucking weekends and assume every class is the same only Speed is faster? Lel no, fuck off and kill yourself
i have tons of hours in this game and i know what works
>if people have fun with balanced and turning, let them
I agree. And people still could, even if I could use x character with y stats. But I can't, so I'll just use z character instead
Literally the 'people' asking for this shit engine swap idea. Everyone else has gotten with the program.
We have a general you know..
Guilty as charged.
I don't want a beloved remake of a great game to be ruined by an unnecessary change to the game's balance as a whole that goes completely against the design philosophy of the original game.
These people could not possibly have grown up with the original game, they sound like dumb Mario Kart babbies that are mad that things are different here
And surely you know how a lot of Yea Forums feels about /vg/
Stay there, leave us be
>friends
>only Hunter and Gnorc
Ehh. At least the tracks look super pretty.
New thread
Look at that fucking cutie pie
KARTS ARE FUCKIN UGLY MY GOD WHY THE FUCK SPYRO HAS FUTURISTIC LOOKING CARTS IS A MEDIEVAL GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Negrito
i like polar and i recognize that unless he is able to get a class change he is going to be irredeemably garbage
I'll never understand why they gave Hunter a surfer dude voice.
Spyro's aesthetic is all over the fucking place. Sci-fi levels have been a thing throughout his games.
you belong here.
Why are you guys polluting Yea Forums, my thread died because of you, go back to your containment general or else I report this thread
Is this some kind of meme, or are Smash Bros players really this upset over one CTR thread existing to their twenty Smash threads?
Did you even play the games? There are birds and lardasses having an ongoing war with grenades and metal cannons, robot farmers and sci-fi cities.
Shes fucking hideous, pretty much all the new Spyro designs are.
What the fuck do people see in this over grown crackhead quirrrel.
@475917956[You]
>460+ posts in
>"hurr you killed my thread"
stop using scape goats.
Heyo!
Just dropping by to remind everyone to ask for Yaya Panda on Activision's official feedback page, that and of course drop a few opinions on the current class/item balance or notify Beenox of bugs you've found
support.activision.com
Who the fuck is Yaya you ask?
>Yaya's the original character from the least shitty of the shitty mobile games, Crash Nitro Kart 2 3d
>Yaya is canonically a speedfreak with an extreme love for going fast
>Yaya makes karate noises
>Yaya is a panda
>Yaya is cute
>Yaya
You keep saying it's a benefit, but you're not explaining why it's a benefit
>And engine swaps wouldn't?
...no. I could use whatever character I want. What
>Tell me one good goddamn reason you want this that doesn't involve "because I want to play only my favorite engine type"
That's literally the reason, so I don't know what else I can say. I have more fun when I play with certain stats, because it feels better, so I tend to use those stats the most. I don't understand why you're so engaged with engine types. My viewpoint is that everyone should be able to use whatever characters and stats they want, to maximize the fun they have. Your viewpoint seems to be that if you like a certain character, you just have to accept that they're less fun, and I don't understand it at all
>Oh, so you're actually just a fucking casual retard that doesn't play the game more than on fucking weekends and assume every class is the same only Speed is faster? Lel no, fuck off and kill yourself
I have no idea what you're even trying to say here. No, the classes aren't the same. But I'll still play the same way regardless of what characters other people are using. How does it benefit me to know what stats other people have. Can you walk me through the strategies you use against a Pura compared to a Tiny
Tough shit for you then. Learn to win with him.
Dont give him (you)s
Your thread died because it fucking sucked dude, way to out yourself as a faggot OP, well was.
Let's make a lobby and race for it
I win, you move to the general
I lose, you get to keep your thread and I don't bother you anymore
I'll livestream it for everyone to see
Okay?
>you just have to accept that they're less fun, and I don't understand it at all
But I don't, since YOU are the retard asking for the entire game to be changed to cater to your specific and retarded demands since you refuses to learn new classes to play characters you want.
>You keep saying it's a benefit, but you're not explaining why it's a benefit
I don't have to. It lies in the amounts of options presented truly being more varied.
>Play game
>Discover immediately that there is a best class/combo/setup, whatever the fuck
>Instead of experimenting with other setups 90% of the playerbase flocks to the same one
>It gets nerfed because it is simply that centralizing
You will get Speed nerfed in 2 months, tops.
theres nothing to learn. universally agreed upon that theyre terrible.
I really can't wait for you to meet Velos_Toes so he can wipe the floor with your ass.
Balanced is agreed upon to be terrible. Turning still excel on certain levels. Cortex Castle being one of them.
Why would Mario Kart fags complain about imbalance in CTR when their games are even more imbalanced?
i already did
Because they want the same imbalance they're used to in MK to also be in CTR obviously.
im talking about spyro 1, the others are pure souless gorilla nigger shit
I can play fine with the other classes. But as I keep saying, they feel less enjoyable. I don't know what's complicated about that. It's less fun, so I do the thing that's more fun. And yes, that's essentially what you're saying. A kid likes Dingodile, but he doesn't like how Speed feels? Too bad, use Speed if you like Dingodile. And so on. My approach takes literally nothing away from anybody
>no moneybags
Not that user but I was in a lobby with Velos_Toes a few weeks ago. Did you encounter him on a USF track?
You're still a fucking moron.
>It's less fun, so I do the thing that's more fun.
Then keep doing that and fuck off. I enjoy using the other classes solely because it makes the characters feel different from each other a majority of the time.
Post your ID then, faggot.
>Velos_Toes
Hey, I raced that fucker!
>It lies in the amounts of options presented truly being more varied
It's literally the same amount of options... four
>Instead of experimenting with other setups 90% of the playerbase flocks to the same one
Oh you mean like when lobbies were full of Amis because she was the only speed bandicoot
Velos_Toes is what we should all aspire to be
The characters are already different, they look different, they have different voices, they have different skins
>It's literally the same amount of options... four
No it isn't. You aren't forcing the other 2 to be used anymore.
>Oh you mean like when lobbies were full of Amis because she was the only speed bandicoot
Because she was the only Speed character with boosted Nitro.
heeheehee
"STUPID BANDICOOT! YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD!"
>Courage_the_Cowardly_ Dog_opening.jpg
It takes variety away from everybody. Kill yourself.
Doesn't matter. A good game has characters that feel different. Characters that have identity and their own footprint in the sand.
>You aren't forcing the other 2 to be used anymore
So are you saying that nobody actually likes Turn and Balanced? Then what is the point of forcing people to use something that nobody likes. I'm sure some people prefer those classes, and would still use them
>I'm sure some people prefer those classes, and would still use them
That's bad. You're supposed to encourage them to use the others.
how?
Its a game with not only no stakes, but whose entire single player content can be beaten with the worst class, you don't have to encourage jackshit.
That won't start making sense no matter how many times you say it. The variety would be objectively greater, as every character would have four possible handling styles
>A good game has characters that feel different. Characters that have identity and their own footprint in the sand
The characters already have identity through the things I mentioned
If you don't like the class system in CTR, then go play some other fucking remake you dumbass
A challenger appears
>it's bad if people use things they enjoy
Then there you have it. There's no problem with the current system.
i grew up with these games and it's only nitpick that i have about it.
>The characters already have identity through the things I mentioned
But they have MORE identity with classes. You're actively robbing characters of their unique feel.
Now please, remove yourself. Leave this game and never come back because it was obviously not designed to be played by complete and utter fucking retards. I can not stress how much I really, really would prefer if you would just fucking kill yourself. Like, please, stop existing.
why is nobody allowed to criticize that aspect of the game
is it so wrong to enjoy everything else but wish that aspect was different
I just don't know why it makes you so mad
Man you're really cranky
Very. A game that never makes the player experiment by virtue of its own design or alter their approach becomes a snorfest very quickly.
I would literally only play Accel too. Until my fingers bleed. It's that much better. I really hate the idea.
I'm glad you understand now
Kill yourself, eat a dick and fall of a cliff while on fire please
You're such a baffling human being
Because there is mountain of other shit wrong with the game that is FAR MORE IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO BE ADDRESSING.
Also not him.
refute my point, faggot
That's a pretty autistic reaction from you.
I've been using Speed for two months and still having a good time, because it's fun
Passionate intercourse with Tawna.
Not everyone enjoys being railroaded into doing the same thing forever
Understand that it adds nothing whatsoever that the current system doesn't?
I know, I keep using Tiny or Dingodile all the time and it's kinda lame
No, fuck you. You don't fucking listen anyway. We've been listening to your retarded speeches the entire goddamn thread and you clearly don't fucking listen to reason or give up. So fuck off and kill yourself.
It's lame because you're playing the same fucking class all the time.
I don't understand this "it adds variety!" argument for why some classes are bad. The skill cap is inherently tied to the Speed class. Your "options" are to play the best class or to play a class that does the exact same things but worse and slower.
feels good to like the accel and speed characters
don't have to cry about my gay polar bear being shit
The class is absolutely fine, by far the most enjoyable one for me. I just wish I had a wider selection of characters to choose from. Right now the game railroads me into picking between a handful of guys
You're gonna wanna reword that, it seems to imply I was suggesting a new system when I did no such thing.
you sound very angry
and also like you don't have a counterargument
Then play a fucking different character you absolute sperg. Why the fuck do you refuse to try other characters than just one fucking character you double nigger
New thread
I keep seeing him in these threads and he always gets just as angry whenever someone mentions changing the stat system
>WAAAAAAAH WHY CAN'T I PLAY SPEED AS EVERY CHARACTER
I find it interesting how people that don't see the merit in the current class system also NEVER ask for the weaker classes to be better.
Almost like achieving gameplay variety was never their goal
why is it so hard to come up with a good defense and not tell people to leave/kill themselves? why are you so mad whenever this idea gets challenged?
NOOOOOO YOU CANT AS THAT CHARACTER AND USE THE SPEED CLASS
This thread if filled with counter arguments. I'm the man telling you the words you need to hear: Kill yourself.
That is a choice you're making not to experiment because you feel the disadvantage is too great.
I don't understand why your goal is for some characters to be objectively worse
as if that's somehow a matter of variety
That's your goal, retard. Instead of actually fixing them you're drooling at the change to sweep them under the rug forever.
I wouldn't mind that at all, I don't have some kind of vendetta against the other classes. But I would still probably prefer Speed, just as I do now. Acceleration is alright after all, but I still like Speed more
This
This is just rubberman bullshit
switching up the tier list isnt actually fixing anything. speed is too powerful of a stat with all the tech they have to give them more handling. accel is hardly noticable. it would require changing how the game plays fundamentally to actually fix this
but the problem is that no matter the changes, the gameplay will always have speed characters as the best
there is literally no advantage to using anyone else and no buffs short of a complete overhaul of the class system will ever change that
Because it's a bad fucking idea that would make a perfectly good remake a perfectly terrible remake.
Also I'm tired of being nice because you people don't fucking quit your stupid incessant annoying fucking whining. Just go play a different fucking game if you hate this amazing fucking remake of my childhood favorite game, or FUCKING KILL YOURSELF.
>it would require changing how the game plays fundamentally to actually fix this
HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE YOU'RE CAPABLE OF SEEING THE BIG PICTURE WHEN IT'S CONVENIENT
I was "experimenting" when I first got this, I used Balanced, Acceleration and Speed, but eventually I settled on Speed because as I've mentioned, I enjoy it the most. I have the most fun playing this game when I'm using those stats. The disadvantage of using other classes is that they don't feel as nice
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>it would require changing how the game plays fundamentally to actually fix this
I would rather have that that to have classes completely abolished with your engine swap idea. Kill yourself
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DON'T SPEED AUTISTS LET ME WIN
LET ME WIN
I DESERVE TO
there are multiple posters in this thread.
The 'fundamental change' needed would be to actually make it more like the original CTR. Pretty sure any Speed buffs to Balanced/Turning would close the gaps completely here.
You keep talking about abolishing the classes, are you implying that they're less enjoyable or why do you assume that nobody would use them anymore
So I think we can agree that turnfags are the worst types of people.
these ideas seem at odds
so what you guys are saying is that the game is perfect as is, but also that the system is inherently flawed and needs to be rebuilt completely
there would still be classes and all of them would be available to use. whats the issue?
Speed controls like fucking shit
No that award goes easily to the engineswapfags.
Something about unique feels, even though there are several characters in each class that feel the same
They're still shit, and you did nothing to fix them with this waste of a feature that robs the game of its identity.
You arent old enough to have played CTR as a kid.
>there would still be classes
why though
Then use what you enjoy
Turnfags at least learn to adapt to their class to use the characters they like instead of being a fucking baby about them controlling differently
So that you can pick what class you want to use
They're the same, no?
I want the mario kart fans to leave.
kill yourself, not reading anymore of your bullshit strawmen
the game having classes and characters tied to them is a good system, the fact that the characters aren't perfectly balanced is something that needs to be fixed. But right now, just because two of the classes in the game are slightly better than the other two, doesn't mean they're fucking unplayable. It just means they need a few more buffs to be up to par.
I would much rather have a system where all characters are tied to their unique class, AND all 4 classes are equally good. Rather than a system where everyone just have the option to use the best/easiest to use class.
Oh and, fuck off and kill yourself. This is the last argument I make before the rest of my replies is solely "kill yourself."
>mario kart fans
I don't get this. Mario Kart also has stats determined by characters and then even more shit determined by individual car parts. If anything, it's even worse thanks to stat differences between characters in the same weight classes.
I'm 28, kill yourself.
Hell no.
These are Speedfurs that can cope with the fact they are too autistic to use Ripper Roo.
He's quite fun too. I hope they stay seething.
I don't understand why you're so adamant about keeping the stat system exactly the same as in the original, when the game already plays totally differently. Infinite boosting and u-turning entirely changed the gameplay. As far as I'm concerned, they could just remove those additions and make the game play like the original. I assume you agree with me
It's such a shame Crash and Spyro are owned by such a jewlord company as Activision. Beenox are great devs that clearly have a passion for the franchises they are bringing back from the dead. I'd love to see how they'd handle a full on reboot, but you just know Activision are gonna find a way to fuck it with micro transactions.
kill yourself, you ginormous mongrel
there is no fixing it unless the game is changed fundamentally. like i said here
let people race how they want
And this is how you conduct yourself in a civilized discussion
you are fucking retarded and should seriously considering buying yourself a rope, tieing it to a tree, putting it around your neck, and then driving off a fucking cliff
I play turn and oppose an engine swap.
>civilized
kek, kill yourself
>In Mario Kart a specific weight
/vehicle combo is the best
>Stuck with just a few characters out of the entire roster
>In CTR 10 characters are all tied for best
>Engine classes makes it every character in the game
I seriously don't understand the comparison either.
I'm curious as to who engineswap user mains.
No you arent retard. Half that number.
You're really cool dude
I will try to say this slowly so your stupid dense angry ass can understand
with the way the current reserve and u-turn mechanics work, it is 100% impossible for any class to be as good as speed
ever
no matter what buffs they get
>there is no fixing it unless the game is changed fundamentally. like i said here
Yeah, not even tangentially, do engine swaps fix these 'fundamental flaws'. So you're not fixing them and never aimed to.
coco
kill yourself projecting underageb&
Everyone bringing up Mario Kart literally hasn't played Mario Kart
MK8 basically only had two good characters and very specific builds
TWO
As far as I can tell there are numerous people here who like the idea. But anyway, I personally switch between Tiny, Dingodile and Papu Papu. Don't really like N. Tropy or Ami. I forget who else is Speed
your face is fat, your mum's an armadillo, kill yourself
engine swaps can not fix it
nothing can fix it
it's a band-aid to make the inherent flaws of the remake slightly less horrible
Baby Crash because all he does is turn threads into a crying fit.
So Accel and Speed
In this game
I called you out 14 yr old prick.
I suggested going back to how the original game played, but this one guy got really mad about that for some reason. I don't even know
All you have to do to balance the classes is increase the reserve cost for u-turning and air braking.
and so did I, you projecting fuckwad. Kill yourself
You're seriously going to pretend there are only two racers total or even just two in each category?
>Two characters
>Half the cast
>The same
?
I'm not even the person you're talking about, lmao.
You actually suck.
Nobodies projecting but you fagsickle. Kek.
Or just remove infinite boosting
honestly this, but that would remove some of the bonkers shit you can do so it's not really a great solution either
What the fuck is infinite boosting
Saffi fire is gone
You have to pretend I'm younger than you to feel you have a point, that's just pathetic.
>Spyro in September
>Villains in October
>CTTR in November
>Winter/Holiday GP in December
That's my bet.
I'm not sure who you're saying I think you(?) are. I replied to that guy's post to share my thoughts, I don't know who he is
yo, I'm the guy you replied to, I'm honestly not sure who's fighting who at this point
Those two things aren't contradictory at all.
You have to pretend youre older than 14 and grew up with CTR on a Vietnamese hentai forum. Take it or leave turd burglar.
it wouldnt fix it but it would make every character viable. people enjoy the game because its the same from 20 years ago. the game wasnt perfect however and we shouldnt have carried over every aspect from it. my suggestion keeps the core gameplay the same without having to nerf techs like u turn and air braking.
Keeping the faster boosts going forever, what the whole game revolves around now
>Accel and Speed have more than 4 characters each
Please don't make Isabella a mother. The baby will come out retarded.
This is why people call you an MKfag, just so you know.
Also, no. Not fixing anything. Speed goes faster at all boost levels and this literally slows the entire game down.
Is it true that the next GP starts tomorrow? I thought we'd at least get a break until next week.
>mfw a CTR thread goes well past bump limit
how the fuck can a game be perfect and also not perfect at the same time
if it has a flaw that needs to be addressed it is not perfect
I'm literally not that poster
but at what cost
Because the class 'system' can still be perfect even if the classes in it aren't.
You can't rightly say Pistols are shit weapons just because some aren't good.
you can pick any speed character in this game and their stats will be the same
this is LITERALLY not the case in mario kart where wario, donkey kong, bowser, and morton have unique stats despite all being heavy
everything
I'm probably going to get shit on for this, but I wish the GPs were shorter with larger gaps in between.
>Speed goes faster at all boost levels
Sure, but the gaps wouldn't become as massive as easily, and weapons might actually still work. Right now you get the boost and you're just gone. I'm not sure how it makes me a Mario Kart guy if I want this to play more like the original game
people complain about this class system because its not good though. the game would have to be redesigned for it to be good.
Our lives?
>people complain about this class system because its not good though. the game would have to be redesigned for it to be good.
That's your opinion.
I've been in lots of matches with this dude, won some lost alot. Now that I look back I see alot of familiar faces
>people unironically insisting the original game was different
>original game had speed as the best class and it was heavily based on maintaining drift boosts
>I'm not sure how it makes me a Mario Kart guy if I want this to play more like the original game
Because you had the same boost reserves in the original game and could boost infinitely, mate.
It only didn't work with USF.
accel is a negligible stat. it would need to take longer to reach max speed. speed has the ability to have just as much if not more handling then turn. they would have to completely change how u turns and air brakes work.
I think most will agree with you. They could be three weeks, followed by two weeks off or something.
>It only didn't work with USF
Right, so it was different
So why not ask for them to change that then
what a horrible analogy, borderline food-tier
the class system was already slightly flawed in the original because accel and speed were just better in most cases, it was literally designed to be a straight line from bad characters to good characters
the remake compounds these problems with the changes to reserves and u-turns but in turn those changes make the game more fun and technical so if something is to be changed, it's the obsolete class system