ITT: you rage, you lose
>tfw this tech demo will NEVER be made into a real Zelda game and we will always have toon link, now and forever thanks to the windu waika faggot soi boys.
I'm still mad boys
Starcraft source code.
>what is twilight princesses
One faggot single handedly ruins the potential xbox mod community. How flippant he was in the aftermath when he tried to brush it all off as though he realized what he'd done when it was clear the guy is a fucking dunce who lucked into a dev kit.
>hating stylized design that will still look pretty good in 10 years instead of dull realistic design that wouldnt have held up to the competition at the time
When did this happen? Did anyone ever manage to get their hands on another one?
I was convinced we were getting a new AC game and sold my 3DS
WHY DIDNT THQ ANNOUNCE TIMESPLITTERS AT GAMESCOM??
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK
>look pretty
It looks like a ps2 game, a bad one at that
None that we're aware of, there were like 7-13 in total existence and Microsoft probably destroyed 6-12. This guy fucked it
but we are, just next year
Yeah but this was back in 2013
I didn't want to rebuy a 3DS just for one game so I haven't played any animal crossing since
>still look pretty good in 10 years
>2010 + 9 people STILL believe this.
I lost. I rage so hard when people say this. It's all bullshit. Nintendo does this to save money. It's the same thing with Fortnite. Absolute laziness. Other games like Overwatch or Street fighter seem to do the cartoon look correctly and actually put effort in every detail. Twilight Princess upconverted with upscaled textures looks infinitely better than all of the cel shaded garbage that came out of the same era, even upscaled.
Just look at Skyward Sword and how badly that has aged. Meanwhile you still have the gorgeous water effects in Twilight Princess. Wind Waker has bland blue "water" that looks like melted crayons.
Some guy at Microsoft is still sweating bullets every time they remember what almost happened
Wow. I genuinely feel sorry for you guys right now. No community deserves that.
No studio has made a movie or even an animated tv show in this style. It's because it looks like garbage and even kids wouldn't like it. Soi boy ninten drones? eat it up all day long
Nope, THIS game and botw have aged badly.
Based. We should have had an amazing Zelda game by now with a dark artstyle and mature storyline, but instead, soibois shat all over Twilight Princess for petty reasons despite it being a pretty good game, causing Nintendo to go down the path that lead to Breath of the Shit, an ugly game with copy-pasted assets and dumbed down normie-fied gameplay and story.
>How flippant he was in the aftermath
It was just a kid acting as current standards demand. The damage control he attempted only dug him deeper in the whole and made his mistakes even clearer. So he put on his ironic unironic clown face and tried to play it off like he's above it all in butthurt spectacle over being denied fanny upvotes.
Ask Koch lol
>botw has aged badly
the game is still current gen
But it already looked last gen the day it was released.
just admit you don't like playing kids games unless you can claim they are actually mature and dark to your friends
I think it looks neat
Nah, some games are meant to be cartoony and have a throwaway story. I'm glad Nintendo took Mario in that direction, but it's not befitting of Zelda IMO. The best Zelda games were the "darker" ones like OOT, MM, and TP. Cartoony has been tried, but it just doesn't work well for Zelda.
why am I supposed to rage at this?
Kek, that's hilarious
this man is my hero
>513 KB
who is this in the picture?
why is does the voice sound like Kermit the frog?
>Twilight Princess looks better than Skyward Sword when you update the textures of Twilight Princess but not Skyward Sword
>This means Twilight Princess looks better than Wind Waker
I think most people agree that Skyward Sword doesn't look very good due to being weird middle-ground between realistic TP, and stylized WW.
this, and botw tries more or less the same thing and looks bad for different reasons
Twilight Princess has an official HD version for the Wii U anyway with improved textures and models. No need to fuck with upscaling mods when an official solution exists. And yes, TPHD is the best looking Zelda game to date by a significant margin. You'd be insane to suggest BOTW looks better
He didn't actually gut a devkit did he? It says it's satire.
i dont get the anger surrounding this image. explain
So it started he posted it saying something like ISNT IT SO COOL! I HAVE AN XBOX COMPUTER! expecting many upboats and XDs, and for a split second he was stoked that people liked it, and then people who aren't retards showed up and said "you fucking idiot you gutted an Xbox devkit" some faggot came to his defense and said "ACKCHUALLY IF HE GOT HIS HANDS ON IT IT WAS PROBABLY ALREADY GUTTED ANYWAY!" and only after everyone tore him to shreds for being a retard did he go "heh heh actually I totally knew this was an old dev kit, it's just a joke lol! Isn't this a funny joke" to save face. He still wiped the fucking drive to make his new computer. Guy was a total retard, it wasn't originally marked as a joke/satire
Original xbox dev pc that some retard gutted and turned into a shitty generic computer so he could play Minecraft or whatever
If he didn't destroy it we could have Xbox modding. Dunno if there's still others out there
A kid/teenager on the PCMR Subreddit gutted an extremely rare OG Xbox dev kit and turned it into a PC with trash specs. He wiped the hard drive without looking at it. The hard drive apparently contained 20GB of data, which may have been a vital step towards creating a reliable Xbox emulator. It's now lost to history
Whatever you say.
arent there other ones? or cant we just ask microsoft for one?
> Those textures
> Those blatantly copy-pasted trees with no variation whatsoever
Just because you put a pretty sunset shader on a scene doesn't make it not incredibly boring
Oh shit why did no one think of this before?!
There will never be a game as disappointing to me.
Apparently 50 were ever made
knock knock
lost
At least your game didn't singlehandedly completely kill the possibility of a new game ever coming from the series while also being a mediocre piece of garbage that completely abandoned the stylization of the previous game.
i still dont get why he formatted the drive. what the fuck are you going to use a 20gb ide drive for.
because it wasn't ready to be announced yet dipshit
What a pussy
The worst thing about this game is that it's one of those games that isn't good at all, but isn't really bad either. There's not really anything it in to ridicule, but yet it's too boring to play it over anything else. It's just there to blandly fill space and have no real entertainment value.
I'd rather have a trainwreck of a game where I can laugh at the sheer incompetence than a game like that.
I would be mad if it didn't sound so made up.
Based kid. Emulation is piracy which is theft which is illegal.
Good. Toon Link is the best.
>people still pretend to love Twilight Princess because it's muh mature, muh dark, muh realistic Zelda
>all you ever do as wolf Link is hunt bugs and press A to "platform"
>all you ever do in the overworld is hunt bugs and ride a horse to the next destination on your map
>takes no risks with the story or gameplay and is just a boring version of OoT featuring Midna
>NPCs are so bland and offer no life to the world they live in
>kakariko village is a tiny straight line
>everything is colored brown and yellow
>you barely ever use items you find outside of dungeons
TP was rushed to please fans who hated WW solely because of its art style. You can tell nobody actually likes it because the only things fans talk about in regards to TP is "UNGA BUNGA ME WANNA FUCK MIDNA." TP is SHIT and its only legacy will be game theorists linking it to Majora's Mask, the superior mature and dark Zelda game that's actually good.
Only the thumbnail gives me PTSD
Not opening that shit.
I've lost. Fuck spawns the piece of fucking shit
god this still makes me angry because i went through the same shit.
>Pretty much all of the dungeons are unique and memorable
>Every returning dungeon item has new and interesting uses that build upon how they worked in previous games
>Spinner and Dominion Rod are both great in their dungeons, though underutilized afterwords
>Bunch of extra sword moves that build upon previous games
>Best balance of dungeons and overworld-related content
>Some of the best pieces of music in the series, which impart a feeling of epicness not heard to the same extent in other games' soundtracks
It's hardly flawless, but major parts of the game represent the pinnacle of design within the traditional 3D Zelda formula.
Good, shove your edgy realistic oversaturated Zelda game up your ass.
>copy-pasted trees
THis is all I had to read to be 100% sure that every single Twilight Princess fan has never actually played Twilight Princess.
Looks good to me still a massive downgrade from what was promised by the first trailers though.
>pinnacle of design in 3D Zelda
That had already been achieved 6 years before with Majora's Mask.
saw the megaman pic, closed the picture immediately
I’m a huge tp fag but the spinner was fucking horrible
sigh
Why would you think that?
I hate this.
"He's awesome, a great dad and has big dick but i want to fuck everyone else but him" like, we get it, you're a bitch, just get yourself paid at least.
I still think e-sports is stupid
They just hired a guy to plot the future of the franchise. If there's a game coming, it's years away.
Why in the single fuck would you remove the most defining part of the original, the unique modern Tokyo Hong Kong aesthetic for a generic cyberpunk look what the fuck?
This triggers haidi jannie nigges
projared redemption arc begins
Starcraft
Gold disk
Blizzard
nothing rage-inducing at all, what a shit thread
sage
That got a happy ending
Why is he smoking at the pump?
Thanks OP I lost after seeing all the faggots ITT. All the reddit fucks here should be permabanned.
Because unless there was a designated gear point it was fucking worthless. At least when the dominion rod was worthless they grayed it so you knew it was. It should’ve kept its momentum so at least it was an item to make you move faster without having to call epona.
Still hope that faggot got executed with that gun
Anyone who thinks this is real is legitimately braindead and probably a teenager themselves.
Hitman 2 2018 being called “Hitman 2”
>Gorgeous water effects
>Looks like ass and doesn't even reflect.
Skyward Sword unironically looks better in SD than Twilight Princess in HD, especially when most of TP is in dark, gray-brown areas with no more color than poop green and vomit yellow.
You got Twilight Princess.
and it looks ugly as sin nowadays, while Wind Waker's original style continues to look great
So, is there any actual reason to get married?
Because it seems that women just hate the men they marry.
Social prestige and approval. Those are the only reasons, but they're profound reasons for most people.
You are really expecting me to waste my time reading all these humongous wall of texts?
twilight princess looks way better than windwaker
>Come to V
>Don't want time wasted
Why are you here? Clearly nothing more important is going on
lmao who cares you nerd
get out horsefucker, your presence and your fanbase existence will be ending soon :)
>implying the flow of porn will stop just because the official show is ending
there's too much money to be made just for it to stop because of that
Where in god's name is this user right now? I need to know if there was ever been any redemption.
Laughing at how many people still fall for his fake story
>That will only last years
Took way too long to end, was expecting people to get over it during Season 2.
Early 2010's was a weird time.
>the flow of porn will stop
>porn of that show
that's just sad to begin with
give me the sauce
is this guro?
>beats Chaos 4 single-handed
>cowers at Chaos 0
A true Yea Forums classic.
Me
>"With a car, you can go anywhere you want"
yup and people will pay thousands of dollars to decent artists to get porn of their oc getting fucked by gargantuan cocks
onee chan sensei
Thank god the porn is still going strong. I quit the show after that bullshit S3 finale, but still stop by the booru to check the impregnation tag every now and again.
>the fox engine has now been reduced to making pachinko machines
when i put that in google all that comes up is a bunch of weird weeabo shit talking about big brothers or something? wtf?
damn, that fucking sucks
>impregnation
not bad user
You clearly didn't grow up in a abusive household. this is vanilla stuff compared to the shit i've seen
>any normal hardworking person
>get a shitty paycheck that will barely cover any bills
>some degenerate artist
>makes thousands of dollars sitting on its greasy fat ass drawing colorful furry shit getting fucked, and having all the bills covered
You know they'd have ruined it by now anyways.
>one of our
So they changed part of a game because of literally one (1) retard?
Makes you wonder what else they changed because of that one (1) retard.
ty
I would unironically give away all dignity if it meant I could draw disgusting retard porn for retards if it meant free money
Fuuuuuucck I love smite, but even this was such a huge fuck off thing.
that was actually me
t. shitter who doesn't know how to use his drones
sorry about your condition user
The drones are all dead now.
>be the ideal male
>still get fucked over by a roastie only looking for drama and excitement
If this isn't the biggest suipill I don't know what is.
>nerd
>hating faggots who like a show made for little girls
Chose one
It rarely disappoints. Kanashiipanda catered directly to me.
I haven't played since a Straya, have I missed something huge?
VERY good taste my man
shame he hasn't made much recently and that it's all been anthro
No, he just sucks shit at droning. Even crocodile dundee drone-snatcher, he's easy enough to avoid
A decent Cav is a cunt to deal with.
>and that it's all been anthro
Enh, never really bothered me. Not my preferred type, but not really a dealbreaker, either. I'll still cherish all his previous work, even if he's done with the horse porn
A decent anyone is a cunt to play with really, anyone with grenades could kill you without you even knowing you were spotted if they knew how to bounce that shit, anyone with fast enough aim to click on your head before you can click on theirs is a cunt to deal with, that's the nature of the game. If you drone carefully enough while also not wasting time then Cav is a non-issue, it's why she is never played above baby bracket
would it have made the area all that much better?
AAAAAAAAA
this is why you marry someone who is consumed entirely with how they appear socially because they can't afford to do any degenerate shit
melted blue crayons make great ocean water!
Do you really think that playtester ended his problems at that "maze"? How many other parts of Valve's games have been neutered to appease retarded playtesters you think?
On the topic of pachinko:
youtube.com
S3 never because a guy just wanted some Dude Weed
Shit like this makes me so mad. Game preservation is super important. When there’s those fucking game collectors who have a rare game but horde it instead of uploading it, can seriously go fuck themselves.
lost instantly
>megaman cartoon pic
hell naw I ain’t seeing this again.
Or you could just marry a trap.
You do know this was a parade model and never served/saw combat/did anything right? ww2 rifles chromed = parade. Literally a common piece of shit nobody cares about unless you like wall pieces. How many times do I have to explain this
it does make me wonder. hopefully this was an outlier but who knows?
FUCK I LOST
sure if each and every single trap didn't age like milk
inb4 hurrdurr women age like milk too, women who are /fit/ age fine
go back to youtube where you don't have to read brainlet
>be kid
>not realize something
>a group of autists throw an absolute shit fit
Man it sucks that it happened but you people care way too much.
why would you ever do this if you weren't apathetic to data loss
>Didn't get it at first
>mfw reading up on it
Faggot deserved it.
wind waker looked like shit at the time and still looks like shit now. the only toon link game that has ever looked good is minish cap.
Legacy code and information lost forever, you're a nigger.
Rage isn't one feels when browsing Yea Forums.
But this, does put rage in my heart.
Zero Time Dilemma. I have the power to mind hack. Junpei, don't you know it's immoral to manipulate death for the sake of the greater good even though I've done the exact same thing god knows how many timelines over? FUCK
>Who is consumed entirely with how they appear
Dude that's 100% all of women.
What were the specs again? I recall them being terrible
Yeah, but would you study perspective, shading, anatomy, composition, lighting, and gesture for 2 hours a night, and pay 20 bucks every weekend to attend your local art school's nude model 3 hour pose sessions for two years straight to get good enough and fast enough to make "free money"?
No?
Then shut the fuck up and stop complaining, they're your betters.
I mean the "I am the perfect housewife everything is fine yes everything happy yes time to take more xanax before this dinner party OH MY GOD THERE'S AN ALMOST INVISIBLE SCRATCH ON MY BRUNCH COFFEE CUP COASTER I BET FUCKING SHARON DID THAT JUST TO RUIN MY FUCKING BRUNCH FUCKING SHARON BUT WELL HAHA I'LL "FORGET" INVITE HER TO MY SPECIAL MUFFIN BRUNCH NEXT YEAR" type
>Installed Linux
Faggot deserved it
This isn't rage, this is an epic win.
You chillins enjoy some real ivory tower suburb lives, there is a nice beautiful hell out there in liberal city land just waiting to introduce it's niggerdly ass to you.
My only regret as I won't personally be there to see it with you.
>When does the narwhale bacon?
w-what?
what the fuck are space pennies
reddit password
how did he get a hold of an xbox dev kit if they're so rare?
Those women are born in the 1920's and got to see the depression and WW2.
Want conservative women who act right? Introduce to them men who don't, for 10 years, during their most crucial point of development.
it's a secret reddit codephrase that everybody knows
what the fuck he sounds identical to Jordan Peterson
It's an AI made to sound exactly like Jordan Peterson. notjordanpeterson.com
it's sad that real women don't interest me, but a family feels cartoon rabbit girl makes me harder than when I was in highschool.
oh
>that everybody knows
never seen it in my thirteen years on imageboards
i3, 8GB, and GTX 750, or somewhat like that.
post your oldest image
What would you do if you saw a zoomer doing this in real life?
rape them because i am a violent offending pedophile
I recognize that thumbnail. Fuck you for posting this.
I'd tell her how it works. You do realize kids aren't that forward-thinking right? you start off shitting your pants remember?
>arent there other ones? or cant we just ask microsoft for one?
user...
what's happening in the image?
Anyone ever hear about the Sonic 1 beta that someone technically owns but it's in storage at his estranged father's house and they still aren't talking so it's just rotting away?
it would probably be from april this year since I clean all non-necessary files regularly and don't keep archives
RAID 0 utilizes several HDDs and spreads the data evenly across them for faster read speeds
one of his drives, which contains a part of the data, failed
RAID 0 has no safety mechanisms for disk failure, all his data is forfeit
What kind of turbo-autist do you have to be to get mad over this?
"WHY CAN'T THIS LITTLE KID USE A PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY OLDER THAN SHE IS!!!!!!!!!!" how can anyone seriously think that and get angry about it?
I don't really get why autists get triggered by this, it's not like the K98 was a super rare weapon, they literally produced millions of them and you can still buy one for a few grand
RAID0 gives you higher speeds at the cost of if you even lose one drive all your data is kaput
for some reason this user thought it would be wise to do this across 8x4TB drives
there are many now, like there were many functional first world war weapons during the second world war
there aren't too many functional first world war weapons now
but yeah it's pretty autistic since it was just the wood
well thats a child, if that was an actual zoomer they're either retarded or trollin
I see, thank for explaining Anons.
They were too stupid to add a period. It's whining about money being spent on human scientific progress rather than feeding hungry ghetto trash that will only produce more hungry ghetto trash.
Unironically looks like soi shit
Google Xbox devkit and buy one off eBay and give to a russian guy
This is more potent
DO NOT click if you are a Megaman fan and prone to violent bouts of anger
Don't really see there being an issue for at least a few more decades down the road, /k/ autists and wehraboos are usually pretty diligent about maintenance
Maintaining civilization, which was built on the back of enforced monogamous marriage and severe punishment for adultery.
A few grand? My friend has a bunch of ww2 rifles, one K98 since he was in HS, and he was neet for a long time. Maybe a few hundred, maybe a ww2 garand would have that value
His dad works at microsoft
>xdrones mad
whomp whomp
Imagine being so mad about the original xbox that you actively get joy when the emulation for it gets set back. How little your life must mean.
I would be less upset if it was just a genuine dick to the core that fully knew what it was and did it to spite people, but rare technology like this landing in the hands of absolute retards and damaging it beyond repair without understanding what they did manage to piss me off way more.
This gen's Capcom feels like a completely different company from what they were during last gen. Inafune was a fucking disease, and even after he left, it took Capcom years to recover from the lasting damage.
>t. theonlypotatoman
Spore
I'll ride the Nintendo wave faster than I apply any sort of appreciation for an offbeat brand console like Xbox.
Honestly, I don't know how it makes my life sad when I get to enjoy whinging nerds complain about how lost they are in nostalgia for an era that couldn't produce anything more memorable than Halo.
already posted dumb user
(You)
>He doesn't want emulation of JSR:F
Parade models =/= common
JUST LIKE THE EAST GERMAN PARADE SKS RIGHT, YOU KNOW, THE $14,000 COMMON SKS RIFLE, SUCK MY DICK YOU FAGGOT
>pic related
IT'S YOU NIGGER
I cut myself from all the edge in your post.
looks like jake phelps
>settling for inferior emulation
console GODs are here and we're laughing.
fucking kek
>99% to hit
>miss
ITT: reactionaries who are a slave to their emotions
STAPH
It's probably one of the reprints from much later so it's not worth shit, so not very triggering
what is triggering is that when I was growing up my mother sold off 2 binders that had my MTG and Pokemon TCG cards in them and one of the cards was an alpha Black Lotus, the one that actually is worth money and a shitfuckton of it, along with first edition foil Charizard (all of the starters actually) and some other nice cards, I'm still mad about it to this day
Post gore, if you are so great.
I don't know what dumb shit you wrote, but the fact you put up such a childish veneer of spongebob and nintendo tells me you're in some sort of bizarre arrested development that would keep you from enjoying a fox in space.
i haven't been angry at video game stuff in years because mods banned rage threads on Yea Forums years ago.
I quit. Fuck this thread, man. Fuck you guys. Why you gotta show me this shit? Why you gotta do this shit to me?
Even Chad can't satisfy roasties, what world are we living in.
Consoles burn out,
nobody will fucking play this game after the second time they try to cuck you into playing a wolf who has to search for fucking bugs while a bitch keeps interrupting your gameplay to explain basic, minor, inconsequential shit to you
>two paths
>one has a point of no return
>the other has an awesome item
>no save nearby
These always make me laugh because it's not my shit getting fucked up
gabe?
always die on this one, but I guess it does not fit the theme of the thread.
You should delete this.
How does this happen? I was thinking of reapplying my CPU paste. Is it because he's holding it at an angle?
With the other pictures I can probably say "They're new, they have no idea what they are doing". This one is just the big question of: "Why?"
Are you supposed to do a line or a dot? I've seen it both ways.
a friend of mine had to do this cause he bought a new graphics card but still had an ancient hand-me-down case
granted it wasn't THIS bad but still I can see the rationale behind it
That's some galaxybrain shit right there
What is all that gooy stuff? Can you not just wipe it off and try again?
I've seen people do an x, so whatever, just don't let the paste squeeze to the sides
This is fine, sometimes the new GPU is all you need and the case isn't worth anything. I remember being poor in high school too
there was probably a harder buildup of material near the tip of the tube that needed more force to be pushed out, but when it came out the more flexible material behind it was forced out very quickly because of the pressure he was putting on the syringe to get the initial material out
This one doesn't upset me as much as the others because the others were very possible accidents from first time PC builders. This one's either a poorfag who can't buy a bigger case or a retard trying to Macgyver a PC build.
Yeah that's also what I thought. I'll just make sure not to push too hard when reapplying the paste
Just squirt it into a tissue at first and when you apply point it straight down and you'll be fine
>I will never play both Kingdom Under Fire games in 1080p on my PC thanks to this absolute ratard
I lost, I LOST I'M FUCKING MAD AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
The hardest one.
so is a pretender going to show up exactly 5 minutes after this post and start sperging out, like always?
will do ty
open up the door it's real
Title ruined it.
YOU FOOL, YOU'VE AWAKENED IT
CONTAINMENT TEAM, DETONATE THE FAILSAFE CHARGES
personally I do a peas size dot and mount fan. I has an 2 line like so, I I and mounted the fan. Better cooling temps on the pea size.
Congratulations, you've all been conditioned by an autist
Dead game.
in his defence he was VERY prolific
MORONS
you put the thermal paste on the CPU
not the fucking socket!
>was
Is he not around anymore?
Spinner was shit bro. Like the other guy said, if it kept its speed for longer it'd be fine for movement, but it has like 3 uses out of its dungeon.
TP was a good game but between the owl statue hunting and a fair amount of items just being worthless out of their dungeon it isn't great.
Man’s greatest mistake was assuming women think like men. They have their own evolutionary agendas.
But if one half isn't maintaining their half of the bargain because they're "NOT HAPPPYYYYYYYYY" then what do we do?
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days: How long did Campaign take you?
>I think the length of the campaign has been mentioned in every review I've read so far, including my own. Took me right around 4 hours on my first play through.
i've heard rumors that the people that post like him aren't actually him and that he finally died/fucked off at some point, although this isn't officially documented anywhere
it got pretty suspect when someone would post one of the dozen or so reaction images cropped from a derpibooru images, and within 5 minutes with very little margin of error he would paste the link to the image as well as the things he loved to post, time and time again without fail
whoever it was was either samefagging or it was 2 people pretending to be him because autism or something
lmao based, fuck nazi fetishists
Joke's on you, I recognized it from the episode.
>How should we finish our horror series?
>Let's turn it into anime trash with characters that make no sense!
>Oh and it turns out the whole reason everything is going to shit is the sorta main heroine's fault indirectly I guess?
I was gonna post ZTD but then I remembered how horrible this shit was.
> C O N D U C T I V E
i feel like this could mean that there was a bug that caused damage to apply multiple times to a player who wasn't exactly moving away from the projectile, e.g standing still or moving towards you
>he believes
?? what am i missing?
>Oh and it turns out the whole reason everything is going to shit is the sorta main heroine's fault indirectly I guess?
That's a horror staple though
Forum mods get triggered over the dumbest shit.
reeeeeeeeeee
Sup my fellow Yea Forumsros. It's your epic troll Captain Olimar back on 4channel. U guys mad or what? Lolollololololoollololol
No, it was just a straight up nerf that watered down the most interesting part of the gun. To be fair, lots of Valve patchnotes for Dota 2 also contain nerfs phrased as bugfixes.
kek
>that pic
>we will never get the final movie
>a shitty tv show with no connection to the main plot will most likely be that last we ever see from the franchise
Fuck I'm mad now
lost
thank god i happened to be slightly broke when that shit came out and didn't jump on it right away
Who cares. Video games are made by retards in California. Get a real hobby already my dude
that's just sad bro. I hope that dev finds someone. Holy fuck lol.
did it still work?
cute.
Jokes on you I use tomorrow.
>edgy
At this point this word is more used than incel, you spout it out at anything that isn't your 10 year old pandering cartoonish garbage, kill yourself.
Ah well..guess things never change. Jannies can eat shit.
>Cash for advancing the human race?
>No! Gibs me dat!
5 rupees have been deposited into your bank of india account
That's not rage that just hurts inside
You got me
Hellman's isn't a brand of thermal paste
Where did you get that picture of the user you were replying to??
>not realize something
>literally written on the front of the case
retard
Pretty crazy to think that capcom was considered just as bad as ea and activision
Just stopping by to leave this here
Its still hurts.
Who the fuck needs and xbox emulator, this shit had even less games than PS4.
Every time. Every single time.
A 90% done version of the best version of DNF exists and STILL no one has leaked it yet.
still mad tbqh
No screencap makes me as furious and sad as this one.
what the fuck are u talking about bitch
women, what can you do? and we are only giving them more power and a bigger voice.
Cope harder gw1-retard
FUCK WOMEN
Fake and gay.
intro to ntr
Not same user but what does the 8x4TB drives have to do with his decision? I get what Raid 0 does now but what is the significance of the drives?
fuck you
Ay this gets to me.
>It'll be DLC they said
Just like they'll patch in the missing pokemon in SwSh
Who's this?
Hard mode. Entitled liberal women with lots of money and an easy job talking down to grumpy fan
>you are now thinking about ME3
just let me have my peace you fucking roastie
Honestly I agree with her, how the fuck can you be male and a console fag. It's really gay.
Kek i remeber those threads.
LIVE LOVE LAUGH OR ELSE
why is minimalistic living so comfy bros?
empty rooms and open spaces make me happy
If it fucks up he loses ALL of the data on his computer, which, with 8 4tb drives, is a shit load. For reference, most stock computers come with one 1tb drive, and most people dont fill that up
I'd get the curtain, coffee table, and side table. Those are all functional. Everything else is retarded.
anyone who believed this was a moron
fuck
im dead
>give kid an ipad and youtube instead of being an attentive parent
>film your gay kid trying to use a gameboy thinking it's funny they can't comprehend non touch screens
Why would you be mad at the 5 year old child and not the obviously lazy shit eating parents?
This one angers the retard.
"windu waika" would be pronounced "windu why-ka"
It should be weika.
delete this fucking shit
In my defense I've been told during all my working life that if something doesn't add value to the process then it shouldn't be there (lean manufacturing, I'm a mechanical engineer).
>Dude is best buds with childhood friend (who is a girl)
>Dude sees her as a sort-of-gf during their teenage years, occasional cuddling 'n' shit
>Highschool they start hanging out with some 37-year-old cousin of a mutual friend. Halo and beers.
>Eventually the girl ends up banging the cousin, apologises to OP and tells him she loves him
>Everyone ends up back playing Halo and beers again, girl ends up back on cousin's lap kissing him and says "Oh don't worry, he knows"
>OP learns that the world is a cruel place
For a highschool kid that shit must suck, but it's a life lesson for OP to watch out for shitty people. Reverse search the image for the greentext.
oh please. the dad could have contacted the son at anytime during his life if he cared.
how the fuck do you read twitter?
Why get married if you're a huge slut?
>microsoft can we please get the tech to pirate your games, pretty please???
thermal paste, it helps transfer heat off the component and into the heatsink more efficiently
some are easier to wipe off than others, the liquid metal one is very bad to spread in any area other than the interface because it can short circuit
I literally can`t choose what angers me more
Diablo 4
CnC Rivals
Dungeon Keeper 3
When i got my first gaming rig, i wanted to clear it from dust. I accidentaly pulled the CPU from the socket. When i put it back, i bent some of legs and dirtied the socket with thermopaste. Being the dumb kid, i turned the PC back on.
Fried both CPU and motherboard.
>marry a man (especially a tranny who is even more delusional, volatile and promiscuous than any woman).
Go back to /lgbt/ faggot.
Public image and status
I dont foresee ending for a good long time even after show ends. The levels of autism that community has will keep flooding all sites with ponified shit, sfm porn, and other weird stuff.
THIS CAME OUT? THERE WAS A MIRRORS EDGE SEQUEL AND I NEVER HEARD? HOW
I lost fucking hard.
I still have 2 and Tron Bonne to play, but I'll probably be upset after that.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>raging about consoleshit
faggots
>"with a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud
lost shit like this is why we have school shooters
Didn't even have to open it
3.6 not good not terrible either
He could use a nice potted snake plant to help clean up the air of toxins
I know this is old but this is clearly college kid's apartment. I know 2 guys whose aparment looks just like this (if you toss in a coffee table and substitute the recliner for a sofa). Don't really have the money to buy inane decorations when you're paying $20,000 a year plus rent and whatever other bills to go to school
Now this is one I know will piss some of you autists off!
Everybody raging about this is a pseudo intellectual faggot who can't program, doesn't know shit about game development and is just pissing blood because they feel like they ought to as a true nerd gamer.
Fucking choke yourselves you replaceable parts. These dev kits are no help to Xbox emulation. Google it. The 2 or 3 guys who got the furthest have had hands on these before and couldn't do anything with them, so they sold them on again.
Fucking pathetic poofs, the lot of you. If you care soooo much about game preservation, dedicate your own personal time to backing up and hosting isos or shut the fuck up with your big bang theory tier rage.
A dog would be an improvement, yes.
Fuck you
>unavoidable damage
Now that pisses me off
Oh, that's the wrong one, I feel retarded now. Well you know what the other screen is.
Here you go bro.
>one of the reprints
user, i...
I don't get it, are you just salty someone can afford to go to Hawaii? That's high-lower class at best
Is my memory fuzzier than I thought? I distinctly rememeber that that card and other early ones got more printings
very nice
no
lotus hasn't been printed in 25 years
Why is this so funny?
Honestly, the mad can be circumvented from this one pretty easily if you just pretend that Blood Covered's good ending is canon and that Book of Shadows' final chapter is just silly fanfiction.
Lost. I still can't fathom that they wasted a buildup this flawless on something so disappointing. Like, it wouldn't hurt so much if the hype wasn't so damn real.
yep my memory is shot then
that card's probably fake though, only an absolute fucking madman or psychopath would do something like that to something that is literally upwards of $50,000 in merely decent condition. Hell just having the raw card exposed to air and hands like that knocks tens of thousands off the value outright
Fuck, I miss it
If you're unironically upset about this then it's your duty to buy one and preserve it
But people won't, they just want to get assmad about things
>You are really expecting me
No one expects anything of you.
It's actually pretty sad that everything is forced into being a phone app these days so janky touch shit became normalized.
Why do people act like this story is so unbelievable? Is it autism? "My life is a boring void of anything happening so that means everyone else's life is too?"
this shit is why im still around, the effort that went into that is fucking solid
Minimalists are fags and they ruin vidya.
is this the plot of 'the room'?
not him, but
that's adorable.
what a fucking alpha
If its true Im angry now.
This game made me vow to never buy anything that had EA on it anywhere. I wont even pirate their games, that's how much this piece of shit pissed me off.
Hahah nigerr nigerr nigerr
women were a mistake. I say this as a happily married man, 90% of women should be shot.
Because you have space, its not claustrophobic
Piss off roastie they can't do shit when the bitch of a mother threaten to get the police involved if he tries anything. Or she might get a court to order him to stay away.
My whore of mother used to say the exact same shit and would also always talk shit about my dad until I grew away from him and didn't care anymore. And now that I'm grown up she has the gall to say That I should get into contact with my dad for things and whatnot.
>2012
>classic
Do you know how I know you are a fucking newfag?
Never get married boys. Never.
You under a rock
Bring back the punishment. Circumcise all women who cheat.
Divorce them for emotional neglect and take half their shit.
As long as you're not the man, that won't work. Marriage is 100% about giving things to women, you're just there in the passenger seat.
>getting mad over children
This is beyond pathetic and embarrassing.
I'm "friends" with one such degenerate artist, he can barely afford to live, has mountains of debt piling up and is house sharing with a bunch of roommates that are legit insane. He's been one financial disaster away from homelessness for years now.
These people charge a ton for degenerate porn but are also possessed of a horrendous work ethic and cannot manage money at all because they are degenerates themselves.
Broken minds are fascinating, I know
This shit boils my blood
really hopes he finds someone one day.
>girl doesn't look any older than 3 or 4
>she doesn't know how to use technology that was made two decades before she was even a twinkle in her dad's eye
>LOL ZOOMERS ARE SO DUMB AMIRITE?
Go back to /r9k/. A man who deludes himself into thinking he's a woman is going to do the same faggot shit women do x2
>was a 13 year old shithead with divorced parents when I saw this
>made me start ignoring my mom to try and get a better relationship with my dad
>now I understand and love both parents equally
Idk what it was, just made me realize I want to be on good terms with both of them, I'm 21 now and all i do is post slimes to hope to brighten up an anons day
I haven't reapplied the paste in 3 years. Am I fucked?
How funny. When my parents got divorced, my attempt to love both of them caused them both to resent me for not picking them. Greentext like that taught me it was okay to realize that sometimes your parents don’t love you.
Thanks for the slime user, my dog just died a few days ago and I needed that.
It's okay, I'm slightly autistic and got a few more
Sorry about your dog bro
Reminder that they cancelled TS4 because the fucking suits didn't think we were big brained enough to understand a game with multiple characters.
>all that data lost
Even if this is fake, I'm still mad
That man is a legend
I'm a hardware support fag so I basically drive to businesses and fix their servers under warranty, all that gay shit. I've lost track of the amount of times I've dismounted a heatsink from a CPU only to find that some nigger has bukaked it with enough thermal paste that the motherboard is also completely fucked.
>Not posting the chad apartment
If every woman who thinks and acts this way instantly died, nothing of significance would be lost.
not to mention they'll only be living there for like a year
kek'd
It should be legal to beat women within an inch of their life for pulling shit like this.
That, or finally criminalise emotionally abusive behavior like this with severe punishment.
The Bible was right, women like this deserve to be stoned.
so
The whole push for it is pretty cringy. Realistically it'll grow in popularity as it gets more exposure, but stay a niche thing for fans of the actual games. This idea that they are gonna overtake real sports is laughable.
Dishonored 2 called
>One faggot single handedly ruins the potential xbox mod community
I don't get it, what does this have to do with modding?
Show tits or GTFO.
Don't get the rage.
It is an Xbox, basically worthless.
Not him.
Well she doesn't have a job at Blizzard anymore ever since Big Bobby K realized that they don't need a hundred "PR Managers" and cut things down to size so that's nice
How do I into backups? I've never really got how to do it right and never "needed" to do it but always wanted to get a decent setup.
XD totally owned shizznit
That didn't kill the franchise. Not yet, anyway.
Death of the Outsider ended the "Kaldwin Era" arc started from D1 so it remains to be seen if Arkane Studios have plans to make a new entry with different characters once they're done with Deathloop.
the game
Unironically agree with her. Sex with the same person becomes boring as fuck after about a year if there isn't any sort of evolution in the sex life to keep it fresh. I've had multiple multi year relationships and they all end, not because of the fact we dislike eachother, but because the sex becomes stale. Now I'm in my 30s, I just wish that open relationships were considered the norm honestly. Why would I want to stay with some boring 30yo house wife while im in my prime and I have 18-25 yo's going for my dick every weekend?
DotO wasnt a seperate game, it was an overpriced expansion you could buy seperately if you for some reason hated yourself. Dishonored 1 already wasnt that big of a success, and D2+DotO saw diminishing returns. I seriously doubt Bethesda will ever give them the go-ahead to make another Dishonored.
it was literally twilight princess but better graphics. it was also a cutscene.
more like Raid 0 backups
t.ADHD zoomer
was about to post that, the very first demo was nice but the second demo with Elizabeth and Booker visiting a souvenir store was probably the best showcase of what Bioshock Infinite could have been.
virtual gamepads on touchscreens are cancer
What's supposed to be the issue?
damn can't believe /g/ predicted mobile VR
> not because of the fact we dislike eachother, but because the sex becomes stale
All relationships that hinge on the quality of your fucking are doomed to fail. You never loved each other to begin with.
rip old main
>those fucking game collectors who have a rare game but horde it instead of uploading it
T-that's why they hoard user. To piss off nerds like (You).
I don't get it
Just emulate, nigag.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>1060 wont fit
Does it have to fit?
>psu doesn't have the power
Psu's are cheap.
An ongoing mame project, it will all be hidden if I ever finish it.
Too far
you fool
>Twilight Princess HAS to be the only one, they both can't look good. ONLY ONE.
i have an aunt that sticks by her partner despite the fact that the man doesn't have a working penis.
all these people posted here never really loved each other equally.
I thhought ME3 endings were ok.
At this point, the situation calls for violence.
The true ending of Corpse Party was Sweet Sachiko's Hysteric Birthday Bash
I guess someone missed The Internationals...
>there was only 6 years between MM and TP
steelorfeathers.webm
GOD. FUCKING. DAMIT.
i dont get it this game was great
These cunts don't realise that not everything is about personal pleasure and cheap thrills.
What was that about links to Majoras Mask? Elaborate. I looove me some crazy conspiracy theories.
still mad STILL mad what a good game it could abeen if EA didnt absolutely gut it
Lmao
Oh no, he painted his own property. He OWNS that rifle. He can do whatever the fuck he wants with it.
>go to a place where adulterers hang out
>"wtf, these people are all adulterers!"
Adulterers are pieces of shit, who knew.
THIS. Also the plot is distilled retardation
On the other hand, I really do want to fuck Midna.
FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.
I guess my granny's gonna have to deal with the fact she's an artefact now, lmao.
70 years is nothing, you damn Burgers.
Get on my level faggots
Was it really that bad?
rage or despair? It didn't matter, it was already gone.
The only way I can explain this monumental feat of retardation is that the playtester had heard of the fact that if you turn right at every corner you will eventually leave a maze, as well as the surplus autism required to keep fucking doing this for half an hour without figuring out you're going in a loop.
Haven't seen this image since before my parents divorced because my mom cheated and I was underage
Crying thinking about the idea of not knowing how much my father loves me
I really really hope that story is fake
Thank you for the Slime, I like it a lot
Ouch.
anyone got that pic of the kids wearing the wojak console war shirts?
>ah yes, the alternative to having a chair and a screen is living like a working-class teen smoker
2 is shit
I think you're thinking of a shopped photo of the kids with the rageface shirts.
Then stay mad. We toonfags and weebs won, and nintendo will exclusively pander to us from now on thanks to BotW's overwhelming success.
I'm so fucking happy you edgelords are STILL seething.
We won, find another franchise latch on with your boring ass realismshit.
its a good shop
You know what makes me mad?
Why the FUCK isn't Link left handed? We don't have motion controls any more, you biased fucks. AAAARGH.
This was before every single child had a cell phone you retarded zoomer
But adultery is not punished anymore, quire the opposite actually.
spot on. I also wish more games had at least the option to switch.
It's just another example of the right man keeping the lefty down.
That actually looks pretty neat, although punch card reader is a bit to much imo
isn't proper form when wielding sword+board to keep the shield in your dominant arm, as it will be stronger?
No, what the fuck? A shield's a shield, an arrow or a sword is going to be blocked by it even if you're weak. But a sword needs to be used quickly, strongly, and most importantly dextrously.
Not that user, but I think the only link to Majora's Mask was the fact that you can find the undead Stalfos form of Young Link from MM as "The Hero's Shade" and he trains you and helps you. It's not even a conspiracy theory, Nintendo confirmed it was him, it used to be a theory back in the late 2000s though. There's also that theory that the Fused Shadow looks a lot like Majora's Mask. Other than that. Nintendo pretty much confirmed TP is a sequel to MM. So seeing people call this fake conspiracy shit is kinda dumb.
Also TP wasn't that bad, I liked it and I don't get why everyone has such a hate boner for it. I liked WW too, but by contrast I fucking hate SS and BoW's art styles. They look like a weird amalgamation of the Toon and Mature style and they just don't work. Both of those styles should be kept for seperate games and it's a shame we don't have some kind of TP successor with that art style, nor another open-world WW type game with sailing and shit.
We'll rule over them soon enough
Sometimes I give myself (you)'s because even though it's just me posting slimes, I'm atleast making someone happy, glad I can make others aswell
conspiracy doesnt mean fake
a theory is also not a conspiracy theory by nature
please google the words you use
>This could very well have happened.
who cares?
chair and screen is max comfy
Ah yes, when the mother threatens to call the police because her son, a grown man with kids, had his father get in contact with him.
no you wont armnigger
No it isn't you tasteless dork. Knick-knacks, pots and old artefacts cluttered around everywhere is max comfy. What you see in that picture is the domocile equivalent of instant noodles -- not the good kind, the western kind.
Is that all it takes?
okay grandpa
Somebody, post that one revenge post, not related to this one, but I remember the one where the guy got revenge on the girl and ruined her family and social life to the point of even her sister hating her.
Of course it doesn't mean that it's fake, that's why I said "fake conspiracy shit" instead of just saying "conspiracy shit"
I wasn't referring to any user in this thread specifically, but if you bring up these claims in any other TP thread, everyone will think you're bullshitting.
There's Dungeon Keeper 3?
no, you dont go to artschool to learn how to draw, like every other skill in life like carpentry or coding you have to learn it yourself and through trial and error, going to school to learn a skill is paying people to waste 4 years of your life to get a degree that means nothing
Honestly, learning a skill should only be done as a hobby. You can do skillshit in the weekends or whenever. Use your university money to get a degree that'll actually make you money.
Don't bother with apprenticeships or trade schools or whatever they have in your country, either. A waste of time.
>"Yeah that minimalist tier apartment does look pretty shi-"
>Look at what she proposes as an "improvement"
That's a garbage-tier improvement. Putting in posters saying "yay look at how optimistic I am" is fucking garbage-tier, because 99% of the time the person that does this is most likely an unpleasant person to be around, I know this from personal experiences. A far better solution is just putting up posters of band and hobbyshit that you like, or if you're into history putting on historical maps and that kind of stuff. But putting retarded optimistic posters and buying like three cats isn't gonna solve the problem (except maybe buying like one dog, because that helps all around).
Is this fucking real?!
>Use your university money to get a degree that'll actually make you money.
lol, every degree fag is a McMinimumwage cuck
, just self teach yourself a skill and you'll be set for life
Explain?
>Look at what she proposes
How densely retarded are you. This is what someone who takes issue with her statement drew, to make fun of the way women really live without seeing any issue,