You can't romance party members

Why are you americans obaessed with scat

>colostomy bag

>lololol did u see the joke? XDDD didn't say it lmao, i said eyes instead loooool

TITS FUCKING SHIT BOOBIES MILKERS, I FUCKING LOVE BOOBS I WANT TO SUCK ALL THE MILK FROM HER BREASTS? I WANT TO SEE HER AAAAAAHHHHHH

FUCK FUCK IM HARD NOW

They really are, people don't value eyes enough

Not american, just really don't like brown eyes.

Were jewesses designed to tempt man?

>t.nazi

Are you alright?

To be honest she could have the best eyes in the planet and not too many people would notice.

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>it's real

They're allowed to breed exclusively within their race.

they know what they're doing

>She will never look at you with those eyes while breast feeding you while stroking your hair and asking ''Do you feel full yet?''

No one is perfect tho

Good.
The galaxy is at stakes, I can't let some dumb mental "sex" with a blueberry distract me from my main objective

Italians are not jewish.

dumbo trying to get some silicone flavored milk

since tits are good i ask

was he in the right here?

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That's what you think

how to acquire gf?

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halal taste

shit implants

>it's another spermskull thread

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Fake tits.

Pale skin, with dark hair/eyes etc just can't be beat imo but that's just me.
I like the contrast

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fuck off

>Party members try to romance you

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Those soul stealing eyes are anything but beautiful

I may be call me a spermskull, but you will never take my freedom.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Jesus fuck. Who?

what kind of a weird glass is that

Unironically leave vidya/Yea Forums and join a gym and leave your house more often.
Improve your appearance, income, house/appartment and talk to every girl you find attractive until you find one that likes you back

People that complain about not having a gf never talk to women IRL

Y'know those eyes are in fact pretty big, it's a little bit unsettling

He was in the wrong for marrying a cosplayer.

That's gonna be a no from me, dawg

Why does this dumb bitch think that smacking its trunk away is going to make it stop?

Better?

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frig off Randy

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>Everyone is capable of being romanced and swayed to have sex by anyone
When will this fallacy die?

>soul stealing
pls

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Tbh looks like fucking shit, I don't get the obsession with blue eyes.

I'd rather not have that in my games, so that's a plus for me.

No.

>breed exclusively within their race
>literally fucked their way through half of the european gene pool

user, I...

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ew

Based

Kill yourself nigger

Americans have high percentage of kraut genes

a girl who shits in a bag attached to her abdomen

You being a massive faggot is a negative for everyone else though.

>One of the enemies defects and offers to join your party

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This, please bros

Fucking ruined. At least make them hazel. Hazel eyes on pale dark haired women is god tier.

And whats the problem?

>you will never empty your 10/10 gf's shitbag

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Use reverse image search faggot

>I don't get the obsession with blue eyes

Thats probably because you never interacted with a beautiful blue-eyed girl IRL. Not trying to diss you but it really is mesmerizing

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Try a soft green instead. I always found green eyes to go better with pale skin and dark hair.

>Better?
Yeh, at being uncanny

So fuck? She has an illness big deal, she's fucking stunning.

He's right, though.

HOW DID SHE KNOW

literally this

Underrated advice is also do drugs (soft drugs like weed, lsd, shrooms. Obv not meth or cocaine). Many people are willing hangout with almost complete strangers if there are drugs involved. Heavily depends on area of course.

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woah she's just like me, guys!

>Dat hair
>Dat gaze
>Dat outfit

>Blue socks

what the fuck

Name

the photoshop guy just didn't do a good job. should've made them much lighter, that's an unnatural blue color

>niggers
No thanks.

Yes. Much better. Should be a darker greyish blue though.

Poor girl

I'd take care of her and change her poopy bags

Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *steam blowing outta the ears* Attention all passengers: this train makes no stops until Sexville, Arizona *defecates out in the middle of the street* baby i love.you. show pretty pusy please *sick robotic dance moves* THIS UNIT REQUIRES TO ENGAGE IN A SESSION OF COITUS, AS SOON AS POSSIBLE *regains composure* Ahem. You look quite lovely today, my dear. New haircut? *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

That's a poor shade of blue.

I think brown, but a light brown, amberish maybe would suit her much better.
Possibly green, but I think a light brown.

Isn’t everyone?

Don't know why people like her. Only good thing about her are the tits.

Terrible ass photoshop. Kill yourself.

gross

t. white roastie

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it took just one yandex to figure it out you lazy bastard
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