"oh my god user, y-you still play video games?"

>"oh my god user, y-you still play video games?"
>"how old are you? like 20? 30?"

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>blow dick every other weekend
>age 29
>starts hitting the wall
>panics
>no good men anywhere to be found
>has to settle with a 200lb 5' 2" manlet to satisfy biological urges
different sides of the same coin user

get out of my face you dumb bitch I'm here for the guys

Well, girls, that depends a great deal of your definition of the term, as technically Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead has no winstate, thus jeopardizing its qualification as a "game" in and of itself, as it were. A more fitting descriptor could perhaps be "simulation," owing to the great mechanical complexity of the software in question. I would love to talk about this more if you'd just excuse me to the bathroom for just a brief moment

Far right is the only attractive girl in this image btw

Yee, what'cha gonna do 'bout it?

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>wasting your time chasing after frat rats and bar thots

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>tfw no biological urges

Feels good to be low libido.

Threads like these really take you back. Vidya is a normalfag hobby these days

Why do you post these fake situqtions?

Absolutely based.

Gentle way of saying Low T.

>tips hat
>m'lady

How fucking retarded are you, man

It is a sad life, being 35yo and playing video games in your spare time. I know that very well. But it can be worse, way worse. You could be, I don't know, raising other man's child, kek.

What fucking year is it?
Everyone plays video games.

yeah, thanks to companies like bethesda being retards.
fuck normies.

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Where does this even happen anymore? Hell, I see middle aged women playing phone games and shit now in public.

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In 2019 it's
>"oh so you play video games? that's cool, me too. what do you like to play?"
And then you start talking and they don't hear any buzzword they recognize and start tuning out, eventually hitting you with the
>"ah that's cool"

You don't play to do any mass shooting are you fellow future convi... anonymous poster ?

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Make a fake Tinder account as a 40 year old woman. There's no shortage of average looking horny men willing to fuck anything.

38! Also I read comics and watch anime. If you need to change your panties, I understand.

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The fuck us with all you minamlist fagots that need to shorten everything?

What are double standards and why do they exist?

Yeah

Old hags can get dick but they can't get husbands unless he's a cuck manlet.

Yes bitch I play video games
and I will play video games when I'm 40 you silly goose
Have sex.

I like cutting worthless fat.

based

>have to be a Christ cuck to be a good chaste man
Wew

then hit the gym already retard

>>"how old are you? like 20? 30?"
It should be illegal to ask this. It always feels bad telling people I'm old.

I do that, too.

imagine having pussy dictate your life style