Gravity? FUCK gravity

"I am going to STRANGLE you with your own frilly training bra!"

BONK!

Should be "DO NOT look at me I DID NOT ask you a question!"

"If god had wanted you to live he would not have created ME"

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Son, I'm going to blow that dumb look right off your STUPID face.

Don't you find it weird how every mercenary is male? Also everyone but one is white. I'm glad it got replaced by a more conscious and sensitive game like Overwatch

shitpost aside demo was supposed to be white too but they found the red haired drunken scotsman to be too stereotypical and uncreative so they made him black

>SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY, YOU'RE AN ENGLISHMAN IN A DRESS

every line of spy mocking engie is golden

I could do this for money. I don't but I could.

UUUGH

Demo is canadian right?

He's an Englishman in a dress.

DAAAUUUUAAAUUAAUUUGGHH

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>single
wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/13/Spy_DominationScout04.wav
wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/34/Spy_DominationDemoMan04.wav
wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/87/Spy_DominationEngineer01.wav
wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/bc/Spy_DominationEngineer05.wav
wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e1/Scout_dominationsnp05.wav
wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c6/Scout_dominationpyr02.wav
wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/cf/Demoman_dominationpyro03.wav
wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/cf/Demoman_jeers07.wav

Oh, right. I haven't played in years, for some reason I thought he was Canadian but I do remember that line

Overwatch is dead, it didn’t replace anything

Which class has your favorite death scream?

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Without a doubt:
wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c5/Spy_paincrticialdeath02.wav

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wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/44/Demoman_taunts04.wav
I’m not even a demomain

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It was a mercy killing, you live in a camper van

I could hear it in my head before even opening the link and listening to it and did not even know which particular one it was wtf

It's hip.

vocaroo.com/i/s0m7RsjDKpaQ

wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/6c/Spy_DominationDemoMan07.wav

came here to post this

>Ya like a cah crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watchin' ya fly through a windshield

IF YOU WERE HUNTIN TROUBLE, LAD
YA FOUND IT

stfu normando

>"That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!"

I love spamming C4 as Soldier.

whitoid drumpftard cope

He's scottish. Is making a joke about one of Soldier's lines.

Either
>scotland is not a real country
or
>you're like a car crash in slow motion
When those lines go off it's just all smiles

I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your MEDIC!

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I know that's why I said I did remember that line.

All Sniper's "assassin mode" quotes but the best one is
wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/bd/Sniper_domination01.wav

My point was that he's from Scotland and not England.

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Same bro

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I'm gonna stick me thumbs in MEEEE DIIIICK

I JUST BAGGED THE WORLD'S FATTEST MAN

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Medic!

Step aside, for the best taunt to ever grace videogames.

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wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/18/Engineer_dominationheavy09.wav

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Nice hustle tons of fun, next time eat a salad

Really hard to choose since Valve crazily nailed down every class. Wonder if we'll ever see characters as perfect as the mercenaries.

HERE LIES SCOUT, HE RAN FAST AND DIED A VIRGIN

Also gonna break your rule because fuck you, MY BLOOD, HE PUNCHED OUT *ALL* MY BLOOD

>"I appear to have burst into flames!"

I doubt it. Everything about the mercs is perfect. From their design to their personalities.

how do you hit people while rocket jumping as soldier? i dont get it

It's kinda sad how OWfags think their game has personality comparable to this. Are there even any OWfags left, really?

You mean like with the market gardener? git gud at air maneuvering

>you died as you lived morbidly obese

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what sick man sends babies to fight

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Pyro is definitely a girl but pyro is not that moe

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>join server
>wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c5/Spy_paincrticialdeath02.wav stars to play
every time

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why does her burned face only make her hotter?

post moar, my penis weenus demands to see her gas passer

SEDUCE ME

entire team is babies

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>the blog post about creating the script for Meet the Sandvich

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I always hear wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/19/Scout_paincrticialdeath03.wav when I join.

>you call that breaking my spine
>OH MY SPINE

This is a strange request but does anyone know which SFM video it is where Heavy says "do you wish for" and engineer cuts him off with "NO" and heavy continues his statement to be "400 thousand dollars" and then engineer gets very sad because he didnt get the money

*Falls*
AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa

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No way, the best one is wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/02/Sniper_revenge14.wav

THEY'RE GOING TA BURY WHAT'S LEFT OF YA IN A SOUP CAN

I HEAR SOMEONE BUILDING DIAPER CHANGING STATION!

The competitive/casual voices lines are underrated.
>Just six guys alone in the desert trying to kill each other. Happens all the time. I don't know where you grew up, but this happens all the time. In the desert.

IT IS A FULL MOON.
I HAVE TURNED INTO A ROBOT AGAIN.
AWOOOOO

"LET US FIGHT MAN VERSUS TINY BABY MAN!"