Enemies can attack you at the save point

Resident Evil 0

I remember once I bought a video game at the mall. I had to go take an unexpected shit, so I went into a stall and put my bag with the game inside on the floor. While I was shitting some guy came into the stall next to me and, apparently noticing the Gamestop bag, reached under the stall to try and steal it.
In response I moved the bag and simply said "fucking thief." The guy went crazy, like I had threatened to call the police. He bolted out of his stall and fled the bathroom before I could get another word out.

So, what is the story behind this vid?

Am I the only one that found this funny?

Please don't be rude to Americanos.

what game

Retard doing retard things. This almost happened to me once but I kicked him as he was crawling in until he gave up.

mongs gonna mong
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Final Fantasy 9, back when it was new.
It may have been a Babbages bag in hindsight

If you use public bathrooms, you are retarded.

Can an American or other third worlder explain why beaners have no souls?

Wrong on all fucking accounts you retard.
But there is exactly ONE area across all the Miyazaki games where you are attacked from the spawn of a save point, and it's this one mother fucking Chalice Dungeon area with the mother fucking bell-maiden/witch that spawns those shitty red spiders that will attack you from ANYWHERE. So pissed when I left the game and came back to realize I lost all of my echoes because those retards kept killing me.

This.
Never personally had it happen, but my asshole clenches any time I save in that game. Takes like 6 live seconds.

>The Evil Within 1
Those are scripted moments, they can be spooky but you can't die.

>Dark Souls
>save point
Wat? Do you mean the bonfires? They are not save points.

Dead Space

You can if you get a heart attack irl.

Dead Rising 1, Dead Rising 2, Dead Rising 2: Off the Record

youtube.com/watch?v=hKTtvshzGro

If someone tried to snatch my copy of FF9 in the bathroom, I would probably pull a gun on them with my pants still down.

That game was good shit.

>the villain uses the save points to spy on you

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in dark souls 2 lost bastille a crossbow burg will fire on you on each reset at the bonfire even without moving

>The save points are part of the story and play into it in a way that both makes sense and is believable.
It's the little things.

Why though

Xenogears?

>t-thanks

When some people hear someone on their phone in a bathroom they like to crawl in and snatch it while the person has their pants down.

I was gonna say Chrono Cross, but that works too! On a related note:

>stealth section
>any sound you make alerts enemies
>stepping on a save point makes a sound
>that sound alerts enemies too

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Sounds retarded, just start pissing on them when they try to crawl under.

What game?

Silent Hill: The room.

Just smack 'em with your dangalang.

Just throw your turds at him
like our ancestors did

Chrono Trigger. That's what I meant by "on a related note".

For the longest time, I always thought this was the startup to some bizarre hit attempt. Guess I'd seen to many fucked up vids or something.

Now just a Jojo style fade into Roundabout comes to mind.

This is why I take my stuff outside the bag and shit inside the bag then leave it on the floor for someone to steal.

Ah, that's kool

thats sinners rise
and ur wrong
he wont see you until you move

If your dick is long enough you can make a lasso and catch the bastard.

Chrono Trigger is the John Belushi of video games, and Chrono Cross is Jim.

What I always do is take the game disc out before taking a shit inside the case, so they’re surprised when they open it

Please give me the source to this.

what is this trying to accomplish

In Sekiro, if you use Ashina Reservoir idol from a certain angle you might aggro the dogs while you sit in the menu

What does that make Xenogears?

spanish genes

What I do is pick their pocket, take a shit in their wallet and put it back before they realise it's gone.

first time that happened to me in that game i damn near shat myself
i thought i had made it undetected, only to see the ayy lmao's tail come bursting through my chest

Dark Souls 2.

When I was 13 years old a guy tried to rape me in a mall restroom. Only thing that saved me was that he misunderstood me hyperventilating to mean I was into it so he said "I'll make it feel good for you" and he started to rim my asshole which caused the liquid shit to erupt out of my endangered asshole. He freaked out and said he was gonna kill me, but he tripped on his pants and knocked himself out on the tile. I stole his wallet and bought some fresh clothes, so I guess it all worked out but I still get nervous when people touch me if I'm not expecting it.

scaring babies

Xenogears don't really fit into this metaphor. Chrono Trigger is the older sibling we all miss for actually being good and Chrono Cross is the younger sibling we're stuck with and who SUUUUUUCKS.

Ahh, I get it.

Uhh, lucky you?

Why do americans tolerate this?

Extremely based but you also have my sympathies.

Dan Akroyd

What is it with spic autists. They always manage to out do any other race in terms of autism, well offline anyway.

Nobody can outdo whites in terms of autism.
>JustinRPG
>Chris Chan

Did he die? Looks like the goblino closed in on him

To be fair there's more things wrong with Chris than just autism. He's at the border of Schizophrenia Town now.

>those stories on Yea Forums were real

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>Character starts to cough

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Border?

Dude, he crossed the border years ago, he's in the capital city now.