Hey, user... remember when you said I was your friend? You told me I was someone important to you... That made me... happy, I guess... you seem to be suffering, but you're not alone anymore, okay? You can count on me from now on.
Hey, user... remember when you said I was your friend? You told me I was someone important to you... That made me...
Nobody is that perfect.
Hiyajo is better
t. roastie toastie
SEX with Kurisu
seething 3d whore
I started this piece of shit but apparently you need to """"play"""" it for like 50 hours before getting to the porn part so I dropped it hard.
ITS NOT FAIR
>tfw you will never be able to sever yourself from the wheel of causality in a desperate and futile attempt to save your ditsy, cute childhood best friend and become so broken down and destroyed by all of the failed attempts that your psyche is about to crack when Makise Kurisu appears to you and promises that you can confide in her and that no matter what time you may be in that you can rely on her genius brain and warm, tender embrace to push you through and to fight with you to the end of your now hopeful mission
Why even live? I want to die
Planting the SEED of life inside Kurisu's unblemished womb!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NONONONO AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
lads
unironically not joking not memeing not shitposting my heart hurts, i'm so lonely, it's gotten so much worse lately
Can't speak latin sorry vased schizoposter
Based*
w-why is she wearing her shirt like that? Kurisu isn't a slut
I want to play Steins;Gate elite but I can't justify $60 for it
well pirate it, bitch
Just wait for sale
same. it fucking hurts
why the fuck didn't I think of that before
I just missed it for 60% off steam a couple weeks ago so I doubt it will go on sale anytime soon
because you was your penis at night
Or just watch one of those new fangled "lets plays" and let a zoomer read it to you, for free.
It's $33. It was $29.99 last week.
>elite
stop
Thanks, Amadeus.
what's the definitive way to play stein's gate then?
Normal version on your Vita while drinking Cola because Dr.P is actually kinda disgusting
you must be confused. there is no porn part, and the entire thing (including true ending) can be read in about 25 hours.
I haven't played Elite but from what I understand it makes some compromises to have anime-style visuals throughout - I'd play the original to start with, unless you want to get Linear Bounded Phenogram which only comes bundled with Elite.
>PS4
I have a PC and Switch
>25 hours
This is bullshit unless you just skip everything
You just want a legal loli.
I'm sorry to disappoint you but this is the closest you'll get to "porn" in this game
>anime girl # 300005832913
OH NO NOT AGAIN! AAAAAAAAGH I'M COOOOOOOOOOOMING
animu has 25 episodes with ova so it'll take ~9h to finish if you skip OP/EDs
or you can watch 3 episodes and drop this obvious otakubait
dont we all?
If you don't like otaku culture then don't come to Yea Forums of all places, you newfag retard
u mad?