What if Devil may cry was a girl?

What if Devil may cry was a girl?

Jokes aside I'd be cool with Auntie Dante... Aunte. Devil may cry thread

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This is just bayonetta

Are you sure this isn't a crossdresser?

Bayonetta obviously fucks, Dante does not.

Say user, how good are you in russian roulette?

>CUUUHARAYZEEEE STRAWBERRY SUNDAY PIZZA BANG BANG PULL MY UNCLE DANTE

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>that face

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You're both wrong, it's Jeanne. Bayo still tries to be "Haut couture", Jeanne is a secret scumbag.

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I think it's the other way

Yeah man! I love it!
Dante is ace

>girl

I'm not even sure Bayonetta cares about anything but being stylish as hell at all times. Unless we're talking about Jeanne, in which case, yes, they're definitely fucking.

not thicc enough

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No I feel like Bayo likes sex. The whole empowerment thing. And if we're going by my headcannon, her and Jeanne are dating.

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What if OP was a girl?

Y-yeah what if haha...

I mean, if anyone could make extravagant poses during sex, it'd be her.

For some reason I'm thinking 'Bayo probably makes Jeanne bark like a dog for her'

Are you implying pic related is thicc?

I want to play air guitar on her pussy

NO

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That's really well done, it's sexy but it doesn't take away from the original design. Its not just a crop top and hot pants

>What if Devil may cry was a girl?
Pic unrelated? Because that's absolutely a fucking man.

Looks way more like a woman with a strong jaw. Unless you have proof of otherwise

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Cringe
based

Pic not related, also is she constipated?

>This is not an actual mod

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Daily reminder that 3D is PD, especially after the age of 15?

>muh 2D loli
How to spot a bandwagonner newfag.

No

Just as Kamiya intended.

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>think you can beat me
>not in a million years
haha capcom that's so funny

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marry
fuck
kill
go

they all have the same face, what's the point

Thank you for saying that, I thought I was the only one

when can we get vergil dlc so these shitty threads stop

What the hell? This is a straight up upgrade for the both of them. Full fledged Genderbend DMC game when? (manga or anime could do too)

When Itsuno (or whoever Capcom decides to put) starts working on the Next DMC, just like how DMC3 and DMC4 did it

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>Back Alley Dante
Is that the first trailer for DMC4?

Yeah

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sounds like the name of a porno

>Implying we won't get Vergil or an SE first

You seem to misunderstood what I said.
user asked when are we getting Vergil or SE, and I answered him with the fact that every SE started production after the sequel was greenlit. For example 3:SE was in development while simultaneously the rest of the team were working in DMC4, the same thing happened with 4:SE and DMC5

based and cunnypilled
cringecel

I'd hit it

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6SE >>> 6 = 5SE > 5CE > 5 >= 3SE > 4SE > 1 > 3 > 4 >>>> DmC:DE >>> DmC >>>> wall >>> 2

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That's not a girl user....

>ARGnus

Just what did 5:SE do that made it better than 5:CE?

Man, I was going to post a mock list of thing but then I got depressed because we'll never get them.

Man, now you made me depressed.
I'm sure we'll get Vergil and some extras like alt. costumes and more difficulties.
But what are the things we'll never get?

DMC3 > DMC 5 - 1 = DMC4 > DMC2 x DmC + Viewtiful Joe cameo ÷ anime =
ur a fagget

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BP maker
Boss rush
Character customization
Trish and Lady
Lucia
Co-op difficulty
EX Morrison
Allowing you to change Dante's loadouts in the pause menu
More weapons for Dante
More breakers for Nero

There's just so much room for expansion and so many things which are community provided which could make the game so much more fun.

Man EX Morrison would be so easy to make, just give him the white suite and it would be perfect.

No. Jeanne is female Dante, right down to being a lazy slob who needs to be thrown out of bed in the morning.

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Ok, Tam Tam.

Neither of them are Dante. Jeanne has Dante's hair color and red outfit as a joke according to Kamiya.

Bayonetta is nothing like Dante if you turned him into a bitch.

Devil Will Cry Because Women Are Emotionally and Mentally Inferior

you just want to suck her toes

>we get dmc news but its about the mobile game

Uncles are cool
Aunties are not

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>Trish and Lady
There's a 70% chance we will
The rest though, yeah. We'll have to get another game for that.

worse pachinko

worse Donte may cry

You'll be able to play as Vergil in DmC2

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Donte never cries, because he’s not human.

That’s very unlikely. And if he still looks like this, then no thanks.

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he's half angle

Not Vergil.
Vorgil.

And still not human.

>that comic

They'll take from 5 and redeem Vorgil Angelo.

Vorgil Abortino

Kill all of them because r63 is degeneracy.

kill the artist
hes fucking awful

It looks really good tho, so I won't complain.