The ex-wife’s boyfriend took me to the middle of nowhere and said I have twenty minutes until he pushes me off the...

The ex-wife’s boyfriend took me to the middle of nowhere and said I have twenty minutes until he pushes me off the cliff.

Awesome! Good thing I came prepared with my trusty Switch and underrated gem Breath of The Wild!

Attached: 483AE00A-76B8-4632-B542-EDA7634DA8AB.jpg (960x720, 80K)

the "cuck train" passed already, Time to let go Sony dude.

hidden gems like breath of the wild is the reason I get up in the morning

>Sony dude.
Everyone last one of these threads is made by a Pc false flagger.

>botw
>hidden

Check out this gem I found in the attic!

That photo's got to be edited. Imagine seeing this awesome view, then whipping your fucking switch out

Is this what heaven looks like

it'd be pretty comfy desu if you had a house up there

>twenty minutes until he pushes me off the cliff
Call the police OP

Well what do you do after you looked at the view? Just keep staring at it? That's boring as shit, of course I'd be tempted to whip out my Switch after a moment

low attention span zoomer detected

>OP is dead now

Only city wage cucks who rarely travel think this.

>attention span
>looking at a landscape
?

nintendo encourages this. their #onlyonswitch contest on twitter was meant to market all the places you could take your switch.

>implying I don't play handhold mode indoors 90% of the time

Attached: switch at everest.jpg (1620x1242, 234K)

low iq as well i see

zoomer plz jump off cliff

the joke
your head

>my dick
>your ass

hot

That's a completely average view in Norway though.

>I have now spent 20 minutes staring at unchanging rock formations, God it feels good being a mature 200iq specimen
I can tell you never left your state

I wonder what it's like to fap off the top of a cliff? I used to fap off of my balcony window back in college

Anyone born after 1992 needs to be euthanized and be used for parts.

kek

your brain is a living rock desu

>t. faggot
I was born in ‘90, it’s hilarious that you think people my age have fun looking at hills, have you ever even been outside?

I like this idea. Show me your worst, Yea Forums

Attached: My Wifes Boyfriend Took Me Here.png (960x720, 178K)

I don't get mountain climbing.
Sure it probably feels nice to journey to a place that high up, but now you're there and it's gonna take you ages to get back as well. If there's bad weather you'll have to wait for that to pass too I assume.

Attached: 5D6E3AC2-B8A1-4F76-9CDD-B647237BD5AB.jpg (966x680, 221K)

Some people are into that. The less you think about why someone enjoys something the happier you'll be. It's a battle that can't be won or prove anything.

>i dont get physical activity
lol

But I run for an hour every morning

Sonegros BTFO!!

what game is that?

That's every thread on Yea Forums
Consolefags are a myth

Attached: obligatory.jpg (1309x900, 428K)

>everest
>road
retard

Calm down, snoybro, no need to get upset

I was halfway through doing that myself

Attached: randomfilename.png (797x514, 693K)

Attached: Untitled-1.jpg (650x376, 63K)

The absolute amount of estrogen in your system, holy shit.

Smash Ultimate WoL map screen

Obsessed mate

I'm 20 and I like just looking at the landscape when I'm out.

Ah yes, gazing at clouds, the high testosterone pastime for macho men

The Virgin agriculture lineage vs. the Chad hunter ancestors

Attached: 1527375396407.jpg (342x316, 51K)

>he thinks there’s hunter/farmer lineages
Found the berry picker

Attached: 1349201813948.png (441x520, 51K)