Game is pay to win

>destiny box cover

>Also some bikes cost upwards of $50k
Even tour de france tier bikes and crazy downhill mtbs don't come close to 50k.
Wtf bike was this?

Bike looks like an enduro desu ( solid build for mountain biking without breaking) so not made for racing. Whales spending money on shit that doesn't help is kinda on point though.

jesus dude, why not get him into go karts or baikus for that sort of money?

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would be based to see that kid splattered by a car

I don't know. A relative is super into bikes. He said it's customized for his body. Also maybe that includes shipping I don't know. He just said it cost him that much.

It has drop bars, skinny slick tires, and no suspension. How is it an enduro bike lmao

how?

>"007, the police are not to be harmed"

Where is the black spy?

like this

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a car hits them and it explodes

I think he either lied or got duped. 10-15k is expected for pricey bikes but I've never seen one over 20k

He's setting up a block of TNT that will blow up when the race line is crossed, but his plan will go awry with hilarious consequences when it turns out that white spy already predicted his plot

you can put drop bars on anything. Look at wheels & frame.

Looked online checking if he lied but saw this and I think he didn't.

financesonline.com/the-worlds-10-most-expensive-bikes-cycling-with-style/

I guess for custom stuff + top shelf components/materials there's no limit since there's always some boutique shop willing to blow smoke up your ass.
Totally a waste unless you're Yao Ming tier outlier or have some fucked up back and need weird ergonomics.

Because bicycling is athletic.

>downhill mtb
He's probably talking about full carbon fiber ultra light carbonfiber racing bikes, which are more expensive.

The tires are skinny and the wheels have those aero rims and the frame has no suspension. Not seeing an enduro but maybe I'm wrong

did he died?

>Ha-ha! Dude, let me just make this fucking faggot quadriplegic real quick. It'll be epic!

Almost all of those are one of kind bikes, it's a collectible/art piece.

F1 and MotoGP are way more athletic

the first 3 were ridden by lance armstrong and sold at auction
the 4th is made of gold
the 5th is made of gold and diamonds and was made for the lance armstrong foundation
the 6th is a special edition artbike
you'd think you'd recognize one of these as your relatives bike man, unless he is lance armstrong or rides bikes made of gold and you just didn't notice

Why are cagers so psychopathic?
The worst you'll see from a cyclist is some crusty bike courier punching a mirror.
Meanwhile "average" drivers will literally try to maim/kill you for no reason.

Blessed webms.

Cyclist on the road absolutely deserve this shit for being massive fucking cunts creating danger on the road and also slowing everyone down.

>for no reason
They deserve it for riding a bike like a fag lol

It's customized. Checking online and yes I think it will cost that much.

bikers of Yea Forums awnser this
Mountain or Street
aluminium or carbon

Absolute retard. The road is for cyclists as well and the dude in the webm is in the fucking shoulder ffs. Motorists are such fucking fat impatient faggots

>having to deal with Gforces acting on every single muscle in your body for multiple hours
>not athletic

It's the opposite. the bigger the wheels, the less you need to pedal.

Sportsbike hobbyists have a tendency to ride those bikes like they own the road (like in the middle of it). Personally, I don't care. If I'm having a nice Sunday drive and a bike starts taking up the road in front of, I'll just wait a while. Where do any of us really have to be that is so important that we cannot take a moment to enjoy the drive?

Unironically not all cyclists.

Did he win?

he was on the shoulder. be careful with that edge.

If people bike to stay fit and healthy, why do they buy equipment to make riding as easy as possible?
Weight lifters don't buy lighter, aerodynamic weights to lift faster.

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fucking based, fuck cyclists

If you respond to that post your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

endurance you faggot. thats like saying why doesn't marathon runners just be like sprinters

blame shity laws that make them equal to motorized vehicles, before a bike would hug the right (or left if brit) of the road to let a car pass
now groups need to ride paralel to one another.
and before you ask why do cyclists wanted those, they didn't but get fined if they don't

>cyclists
youtube.com/watch?v=zBFFrsvgu1Y

>how to isolate your child 101

so you can say
>I ride 50 miles a day
instead of
>I ride 5 miles a day but really really hard

You get the same amount of exercise at the same.amount of effort, you just go faster. Going faster is more ~fun~

HOLY FUCKING BASED

You can always hit your max exertion on any bike so might as well go faster while doing it.

Bruh, not even Froome's bike comes anywhere close to that price. Some golden Saudi bike is not indicative of what most bikes (even pro bikes) cost.

>you faggot
I'm not the one shaving my legs and dressing up in skin tight fetish wear for "sport"

So you can put the extra effort into going faster to make it more fun.

>some bikes cost upwards of $50k
yeah gold bikes that are worse in every aspect than ones brought in a supermarket.

>gets DSQ'd for starting in front of the line

heh, nothing personal

bikers are cunts cause they get redpilled really quick on how everyone driving is a pyschopath driving a murder machine around and we literally hand out licences to children who cant vote

>being so much of a shitter you cant be shitters on crutches
git gud

this is some high level b8 I almost took it seriously for a second.

>tfw cycle to work everyday with a heavy backpack of work attire, boots, and tools in a baggy sweater and jeans always on the last speed and last gear on a hybrid and still pass these faggot "endurance" cyclists on road bikes
they're just assholes

>things that didn't happen

How the fuck are bikes on the road "more dangerous" you mong. Sorry you have to do the speed limit instead of cruising at 40 in a 25 like that's being safe.

I hope you clip a car coming out of a driveway you absolute retard.

I wanna see footage of that race

whats not true there

>on a hybrid
a what?

What scumbags, these rednecks should be shot on sight as per constitution.

16 year olds aren't children

ew pedo

It's a bike that has some aspects inspired by mountain bikes and some aspects inspired by road bikes. I ride one to work too. Typically you sit upright so you're more comfortable/less aero than road bikes with drop bars

>he wears a helmet

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nothing wrong with that

>Law is to ride 1m away from cyclists
>They always ride as close to the bike lane as possible, forcing me to either drive dangerously close to them or dangerously close to the cars in the other lane
Fuck cyclists on the road.

This, safetyfags fuck off and die, learn how to ride properly and you wont need one

Are you implying most bikers are riding at 25 and not 10?

*drive

cycling teams here provide bikes even for the kids divisions
they're probably not great bikes but good enough to see if the kid is going anywhere

hey /o/, got that webm of that marathon where the women breaks her neck while cycling? forgot to save it

Every single person who has died or obtained major brain damage that would've been preventable by wearing a helmet had this exact same attitude.

This happened here in Ireland and I made that webm, love that it gets posted in every thread related to bikes.

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Biking is a cardiovascular exercise, you gain more benefit from prolonged sustained exertion. Thus getting a bike that reduces friction and is lighter allows you to sustain the same amount of effort for longer and over longer distances without wasting unnecessary energy.

Muscle building however benefits from burst exercise, sets then rest then sets. The equivalent would be like asking why different machines exist when you have free weights, it's about better gains.

DRIVE BY ATOMIC WEDGIE

>Every single person who has died or obtained major brain damage that would've been preventable by wearing a helmet
What like 10 people a year?
>surely my helmet will save me from being crushed by this truck!

>that guy deserves to die for rideing a bike despite it bot effecting me in any way 90% of the time
Nice edge faggot.

Truckers/motorists are even bigger faggots than bicyclists because they think everyone is impressed by their loud farting vehicles and riding on everyone's ass like an angry autist making more farting sounds.

but they're not lifting cans of concrete either

t. guy who spent all his money to get f-350

Not since the 70's
Get your head out of your ass, bikecuck

fucking potato niggers

I don't even ride a bike. I drive a normal ass car for daily commute.

not him but my SHOEI XR1100 saved my neck from breaking and skull from shattering in a head-on collision with a BMW.
Still spat out 6 teeth and broke the baiku in two. :(

>Not since the 70's
based cavedweller

Look at this retard pretending like safety on the road is reliant on your own actions and not Karen on her phone with her screaming Gremlins in the back merging over multiple lanes without signaling.

Professional drivers still wear fucking seat belts.

btw tryhard kid ended second to last. Money won't buy you stamina and endurance.

>my SHOEI XR1100 saved my neck from breaking and skull from shattering
How do you know?
Also hardly any cyclists wear full face helmets like that.

Then why are you complaining, you assclown

Next race her parents are gonna get her to blood dope.

doctor told me so. The helmet split across the top side to the core.
I was on a 750 not a bicycle.

>bro just use your bike on the grass

There should be a city biking game where you get points for pissing off cagies and getting them to commit crimes in anger.

Equally shitty laws have stopped people from riding bikes on footpaths which is pretty much the most retarded shit ever, forcing the harmless and courteous mountainbiker or bmx rider onto the road where he'd rather not be. Fuck racingfags though, not even other riders like those cunts.

I want to break that little shit's legs and shit in his wealthy parents' mouths.

I mean you can still have an advantage and lose, it doesn't remove the advantage

maybe they ought to go mountain biking innawoods or bmxing at a skatepark like normal people

Because I have a faggot ass truck farting his engine behind me wanting me to go 40 above the speed limit

not him but presumably because of the loud farting vehicles and the ass riding, as was mentioned in his original post.

Why is your motorcycle crash relevant?

>I could just be crushed by a truck
>Surely this means I should just say fuck it and have my face seared off in asphalt sliding out on a bit of gravel or oil
>No sir my jaw always clicked when I chewed, has nothing to do with how it ripped off because I landed chin first

Fucking retard lmao

How do you even recover from that?

Most doctors aren't qualified to claim that, it's not like they saw the wreck or are familiar with helmet mechanics.
For all you know your head wouldn't have hit without helmet adding mass and size, see studies showing helmets increase risk of neck torsion injuries.

the problem with those were the fags who thought the footpaths were their own personal racing tracks and smashed into people while racing.

ECW! ECW! ECW!