So did Pat eat Woolie or something? Holy shit

So did Pat eat Woolie or something? Holy shit.

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>living a sedentary lifestyle of sitting at home all day and eating unhealthy food will make you a fatass
wow someone stop the presses and alert kotaku!

Even though all the last shitstorms were shit this is still gonna be a cold October

Ate all of his humor

remember when Pat went to the gym? he had gout and sleep apnea, why not obese related shit too

kek, sounds about right

This
I dropped the podcast, i don't watch his streams and i don't watch Woolie's channel too.
It wasn't supposed to be like this, Matt leaving should have been a blessing.

It's odd that Matt's the only one who has made any watchable content post break up.

They still need another person. 2 people having 4 hour conversations is going to get stale sooner or later.
Nah, matt's content is unbearable.

The what happened videos are actually good tho.

DMCV LP was fun and desu so is Pat's AHIT LP if you skip the hour long fucking bullshit he starts every stream with.

My real issues with both are that Pat does a shit job as a streamer at preparing beforehand and Woolie's friends are voids of charisma who amplify his issue of not paying attention to what he plays while talking. If Pat did setup before starting and edited down his VODs he'd be the best of them, but he doesn't, and Woolie only needs to find someone with charisma who can read to make sure he doesn't miss shit while chatting.

Matt does solo content he scripts for the most part and on LPs does a decent job either getting a solid partner to banter with or at least tries to focus on the game. He's still not very entertaining but he's the only one expending so much effort and it shows.

Before adding another host, what about developing a personality?

the TBFP channel was his only reason to ever leave his house twice a week, now all he does is eat and stream, he doesn't even walk because he orders fast food and UberEats so literally everything comes directly to his door.

the only liquid he ingest is redbull and the only thing he eats is junkfood. You can say whatever you want about how much of a cuck Matt is, but he atleast has a family and moves around

Matt's an unfunny cuck but atleast he prepares before every video, and for years multiple times he said he wanted to make slower content but with a script and editing. and of all this group he is the one who came on top

I really don't like them, but it's mainly due to Matt's cadence. Something about the way he speaks makes me feel like I have no air in my lungs.
Well a third host like Plague can add ample personality where the two are lacking.

>remember when Pat went to the gym?
He's so fat that the slightest calorie deficit would make him lose a bunch of weight, no gym needed. Why do that when your paypigs on Twitch laugh at your unhealthy habits and give you mad bucks for the freak show though.

I honestly feel like Paige is partially to blame for enabling it instead of trying to get him to lose weight.

Dude already has health issues at 2/3 his current size years ago, cannot imagine what it's like now. At the end of the day its hos body and choice but I'd never let my immediatw family or partners end up like that without at least trying to help them get healthier. It's just going to hurt them.

How is her at fault? I don't like Paige at all but they are barely in a "relationship" Paige is only there to stream, the rest of her time is outside doing other gigs, partying with friends or with her group of the Dick Show.

they both sleep in separate beds because Pat is so much of a sperg and can't handle sleeping with someone else. The real question is why would any woman bear to have a "relationship" with a fuck that is getting fatter by the second

I can't really blame Paige it's hard to recognize self-destructive qualities in those you love pretty often and they're both probably a bit off kilter from how his primary income is derived from people on the internet enjoying them being freaks.

I bet fifty years from now there'll be an entire field of psychology dedicated to the study of how this kind of media lifestyle of a streamer/LPer causes trauma or mental illness and the effects of it.

his body looks strange even for a fat, its like he is pregnant

I remember when Pat was gloating about how he managed to figure out the way to go to the gym and talking about how he's losing weight and shit. Oh well, so much for that. At least woolie is getting stronger, in his quest to kill his father.

Is this the one that's Peach's boyfriend? I remember her mentioning that she was with one of these guys on TDS.

>they're barely in a relationship
They bought a house, live together, have joint finances, fuck regularly, and are eachother's main support in hard times. Paige travelling for work and having a social life don't change that.

Also they sleep seperately because Pat wears a mask at night to help his breathing that makes noise and she can't handle it. They lie in bed for an hour reading/fucking/whatever then one goes to a room beside the main one to actually sleep.

oh, sure dude. I'm not going to be the one to pop that bubble for you

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He's turning into a ball lol.

user I would find it hysterical if Pat was just her paypig after all these years but there's simply no evidence he is.

Not him but he's exactly right, you sound like you have never once watched a stream of them together. Also Kizuna ai is nothing but a Chinese cocksleeve now.

That's pretty funny. You got a good head on your shoulders there, would be a shame if something happened to it.

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All the TDS members are married too, dumbshit

Actual question, why does this thread stay up, as well as threads about Vinny and Dunkey, but Projared threads get deleted in less than ten minutes? I'm not mad, just curious.