Did you thank and commend your healer today, user?

Now you're speaking my language, that's me in WoW on my Priest.

>tfw have been in chastity for four days
help

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dumb healwhores

You SAY that, but I don't know user. Providing relief outside of the context of a game? That's more healing dedication than I suspect you've got.

You know,i dont HAVE to heal you. I could let you die.

I'm actually better out of the game! I'm an awful healer in game so my only worth is relief out of it...

>Futa
I want gays to leave. Dicks are gross, not nice.

no fap is suffering

Cool. Enjoy being kicked.

stupid healing beta male retards

Why would I thank someone for doing their job? You think anyone thanked me for being top percentile DPS?

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Insult me more daddy~

Post your tag then user. Could likely stand to use you right now before I head off to bed.

Yea Forums is ground zero for faggotry

P-post yours...

>heal everyone else except the one asshole.

I don't see why that would warrant a kick.

send me the key and i'll help you

Based.
How do I into nofap?

Like hell! You're trying to imbue yourself with a false aura of respectability by keeping your tag hidden, but we both know you want to pick up everyone you can in need of some relief. That's some bad behavior out of you, user. Someone should work that out of you.

>tank has a low voice, is cool and concentrated, but still wants you on him all the time
he can 'thank' me, alright

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>i fail to see how not playing my role properly warrants being kicked

I'm not trying to be respectable.. I'm just so ashamed that I want this so badly that I can't post my tag in case someone I know sees it...

How does chasity feel?

What's the opinion of tanks?
>role in game is to heal everyone
>don't heal one person because they were a meanie to you

the most amazing torture you can imagine

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like someone has a hand on your junk at all times and gives it a good squeeze if you get horny

If they're in healslut threads it would be good if they see it. Then they'd know what you really are user, and how to treat someone like you. You said you were better outside of games anyway, so don't try to tell me they haven't made use of you from time to time already.

They properly have a low opinion of you as is, I doubt it will matter much.

Frustrating

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They haven't! They know I'm a pervert but not to this level...

My gf is my healer in classic wow and I call her a good girl

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And you want to maintain that illusion, do you? You don't want your friends to know they can message you whenever they're feeling pent up and know they can drain themselves with you and move along like nothing happened? You don't want to be passed from friend to friend with barely any time to yourself, servicing them one after the other? You'd rather a complete stranger use you while your friends are blissfully unaware of what's going on and what you're doing?

>show clear disdain for healers
>okay we'll leave you alone then
>No WAIT COME BACK COME BACK COME BACK I NEED HEALING NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO

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..I do want some of that... B-but I can't just be their toy... I'd rather do it with a stranger all day...

great another discord tranny erp thread that will hit the bump limit. remember to sage when posting here

post proof

good maskposters don't sympathize with healerfags

Fine. You can keep your secrecy. Razak#1235

And this is coming from someone who even openly admits he'd like an internet sissy partner to jack off over which is already pretty fucking sad by my estimation. I guess the breaking point for me is if they end up too hypersexual then why not just look at porn? The whole theoretical appeal (To me at least) is just casually hanging out with someone and the two of you are comfortable enough to be horny together, and the other person actually has something going for them beyond just I'LL SHOW YOU MY ASS.

That doesn't sound pleasant.

I just want to cuddle with Mercy.

is chastity a good idea for someone who jacks off too frequently?

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And good players don't need healing.

That's only the case if they're playing against bad players, you retard. In situations of equal levels of skill both teams need healers.

Yes

thanks mistress

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but I don't want to stop spilling loads every day

Eat my ass faggot

that's why it's so fun
being pent up and not bring able to do anything about it feels amazing

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Gladly~!

maybe if I had someone to lock me up and milk me when they take it off... I don't have that kind of self control though

>that pic
I seriously can't help it.. I look at it and imagine being the girls...

That isnt even sexy, disgusting cellulite infested thighs are not in high demand.

Just saying "Gladly~!" in your forced pitch isn't gonna cut it, bitch. Do I have to actually sit on you face to make a point? Scrunch up my glutes against your skin, smearing it with my sweat until your lips finally lay on my pucker? Start kissing, asshat

I don't have a personal healer. I just silently tank my PUGs and be done with it.

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No matter how much I try I just can't enjoy mercy, I don't like feeling helpless.

Moira on the other hand though.

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>doctor getting aroused at patient admitting he likes seeing white women be fucked by black men
Is there a fetish for this?

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welcome to Blacked

Shut the fuck up Jerry

prolly get in trouble if I do it here...got a discord?~

I'll post mine for people who need a sissy slut to "heal" their big throbbing health bar whenever they need relief~ cumslut#3391

Mmwah~ Nmm~ I'm sorry! I should have just started making out with it, forgive me! Sluuurrp~
You're not me!

do you like diapers?

Ew, no

nope sorry

>futa
>gay

I fucking do, post that discord.

Aw, is this little sissy too much of a priss to indulge in the thrill of eating out a man's butt so publicly, where others can call you and mercilessly berate you for shitting up the thread?

Maybe if you go ahead and post "I love slurping and making out with the sweaty asscracks of strangers that I just met! I want my face to be reduced to a loveseat for real men to use!" maybe I'll post a tag. And delete it afterwards if you're so scared of a ban

I-I love slurping and making out with the sweaty asscracks of strangers that I just met! I want my face to be reduced to a loveseat for real men to use!~

I mean, I would on a DAILY BASIS with the correct DOSAGE. Anybody got what I'm looking for? Something about a wind instrument?

Good boy
moose#0652
You can add me too if you like, fag

Get back here

40% yourselves

Literally no one here is a tranny

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a voice of reason

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The swastikas I love, but I think QoH is boring

this, sub tanks need love too

I am the healer. And no I haven't been thanked, and while it would be appreciated, it's not necessary.

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I always thought QoH was stupid, since Hearts are red. Should be Queen of Spades or Clubs.

I'm sorry user I only futa heal dom in wow (retail).

>When you pull out your revolver instead of healing pistol
Happened more times than i can count

I also have this, fren

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We need more Team Fortress Classic style healers in games. Nothing quite beats blasting yourself across the map with concussion grenades to help an ally out.

Thank you.

>Penis
>Gross
Neat ... so are you a lesbian or do you just vomit when ever you have intercourse?

based af, niggers are so sexy

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>Meanwhile, things that more or less never happen. Being kicked for picking a healer and not healing because all you have to do is say, "If you want healing, pick a healer, don't tell me how to play the character unless you plan on playing it."
Pistol mercy time.

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what the fuck is this thread

On-topic and interesting videogame discussion, approved of by our beloved janitorial team.

Source on the pic without the cuck shit?

>Pistol mercy time.
they nerefed the shit out of that

That hasn't happened to me, on the other hand
>Press M5 instead of M4 to bring out razor wire
>Pull out stim gun
>Don't pay attention and waste a shot
AAAAAAAH

I don't think you know what cellulite means retard

You were lost in the storm but I love this pic user.

Did someone use the words futa dom and healer? Not sure about mommy, probably more of an abusive mom than the pampering mom if true.

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Yes. it's called insanity. Mental disorder for you special snowflakes.

Spades is niggered tho user, hearts is contrary to it since we actually love our partners and view them as more than stolen from another race

>commending someone for doing HIS fucking job
Nah.
If anything, considering the amount of disabled faggots this healers attract, I would prefer to have a game without them at all.
Take your overwatch for example:
>flanker moira
>sniper ana
>no discord ever zen
>wallfucker pygmy
>mercymain playing with two controllers, one's up his ass
>mercymain locked baptiste

>no discord ever zen
>no discord
>discord

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and?

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oh.

>Pick fill in ranked
>80% tank time
>20% healer time
>Of course everyone and their mother wants to dps so I never get it
>Play healer
>Pick depending on cop and situation.
>Be Mercy, because team loves dying before we get to group so I need to rez them if we ever want to attack "sort of" together
>babysit the other healer who's doing "i'm not sure what" up front as ana, while making sure everyone is topped off. Damage boost when possible (almsot never because they're almost always dead)
>Somehow manage to win
>get showered in commends
I'm not sure why these "thank your healer" threads get made, people tend to show appreciation with the end game commends from what I've seen, but maybe it's more because they like the way I play more than my role, from what I can tell, if you stand out as helping the team, you'll probably get the commend, and as a healer/tank you'll stand out pretty hard when helping the team, since it tends to be fairly obvious when you "do the thing", it's probably a little harder as dps, but you can likely pull that off too, like body blocking bullets for a sleeping mercy as a reaper and saving her (at least I'm pretty sure the commend was from her), but mainly being visible in the kill feed, or in PoTG, or being seen actually killing the enemy team, you know basic dps things.

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there're no healers in Skullgirls, and no, Valentine's lvl 5 isn't reliable + if things are THAT bad, I only praise myself on successful comeback

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