FF7 remake

Would you stop acting like an entitled White Male that expects women and minorities to do everything for him, and climb!?

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Would you stop acting like a spastic and climb!?

*moron/idiot

Climb you womb-waster

these are all insulting and problematic as well
it 100% wont be these

>Will you stop the dilly dally shilly shally and climb!?

Would you stop being a tik-tok and climb?

I know life can be hard, full of microaggressions and intersectional crises, but remember that you are valid, and RISE UP GAMER

you need to go back.

Hey Barret, did you know 13% of Midgar commits over 50% of the crime?

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They'll cut the entire stair option and just make busting through the front the only option. Nomura will be sure to make it over the top and ridiculous as he usually does.

Tifa: Cmon Barret, im more of a man than you are, right Cloud?

Cloud: ...whatever...

back where?

Will the Schizo monster be renamed?

I really doubt that was an accurate translation in the first place.

Handicapable

Cloud in a wheelchair does not accurately depict the differently abled.

>Aeris will have her Kingdom Hearts "innocence personified" personality
>Tifa won't call Barret a retard
>Cid won't be abusive to Shera
>Barret won't dress up like a Popeye sailor
>Red XIII won't dress up like a Shinra soldier
>Yuffie won't have unbuttoned short shorts
>No marching or squatting minigames
>Since the entire game is just Midgar and you'd only have four party members until Red XIII joins at the end, Jessie and Biggs will get added as temp party members
>More focus on the Turks
>Rufus won't die
>Palmer won't randomly get hit by a truck when you beat him
>Scarlet won't name the world's most powerful weapon the Sister Ray
>Don Corneo won't try to rape a 16 year-old
>Crisis Core people will show up in Cloud's flashbacks
>Hojo won't try to breed Red XIII and Aeris
>Dio won't be a muscular guy in a speedo
>No Barret date, probably no Yuffie date
>No Tifa/Scarlet girly slapfight
>No extremely time-consuming CPR minigame with an underage girl
>No gay sauna scene
>Fewer wacky enemies
>Increased emphasis on Zack, his parents are no longer missable
>Probably more about Cloud's past during Midgar since you can't have an entire game where you don't go into the protagonist's history
>Final boss of Midgar will no longer be a random tank
>They'll somehow work in "dilly-dally-shilly-shally"

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I hope they go balls out with the cross dressing and gay gym scenes.

"would you stop acting like a white man and climb?"

Memes aside:

"Would you stop acting like a dummy and climb?"

You'd think with how disabled Yea Forums is they could appreciate the discretion in censoring ableist slurs.

>How are they going to translate this line for modern audiences?
>doesn't post the actual line to translate
?
is it baka or bakabakashii-hito?

>>Yuffie won't have unbuttoned short shorts
PREORDER CANCELED

They will make it what it originally was before the idiot US got a hold of it.

>Don't say things like that! Just climb.
Because Barret was freaking out and saying things that were bringing down the party. Tifa was being a mature adult and getting him to focus instead. Why translators think it's ok to add shit like this and completely change how a character feels, I will never know.

To the grocery store, you forgot milk

>implying they'll keep any of their stair climb to begin with

FF7R is going to be FF7 for people who have two common traits
>love Advent Children
>hate FF7
you signed up for garbage and that is what you are getting

>>hate FF7

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I just saved you from Sephiroth!

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How did Sam Raimi get away with that one?

c l i m b!

>"Would you stop acting like a Donald Trump and climb?"
Now this is Politically Correct

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"Quick acting like Trump and climb! Also, we need to remember the Holocaust and stop eating red meat!"

because VII's translation is incredibly bad
WHAT THE FUCK IS A TREASURE HOUSE

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>Would you stop acting like an intellectually disabled and climb!?

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BOYYYYYYYY HE BOUT TO

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It's a real word / phrase

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>combobreaking

NNNOOOOOOOO CLOUD. THE ADVERTISERS!

Nice new limit break

You did not!

SE already said they werent going to have all the floors, nor have you climb up all of them.
So the line wouldnt even be there.

Despite making up only 13% of the party, Barret does 40% of the complaining

>Despite making up only 13% of the party, Barret does 80% of the shootings

Source?
I don't doubt you but I enjoy articles where Square Enix answers actual questions about the Remake instead of the same useless 5 questions they allow during interviews.

I want to dilly dally Tifas shilly shally

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>implying it’s not cops targeting the Midgar from racial profiling

They will replace the word 'retard' with 'American'.

"I'm sorry, I'm aware you were born with a developmental disability and I can't change that as it makes you special and unique. Now climb you retard.

The classic

ffxv said shit and bastard and bitch and stuff

its unbelievable how often this shit gets posted. so boring.

What did you do for the current gen/PC HD port? They replaced retard, didn't they?

>Umm, would you stop being toxic and start climbing? Pretty please?

not on the Switch

Would you stop being an incel and have sex?

No. That said, this line was completely different in Japanese, so presumably they'll just translate that instead of trying to be edgy for no reason.

Boys we've reached a point where people posting here consider calling someone a retard is considered edgy. You're too young and should probably get the fuck out

Neither. It was "Don't jinx us!".

that whole section wont be in. It'll start with explosions and you ride your motor cycle up the side of the building, but the ditch it and run up it while screaming out the names of your moves and fight for your friends. Because it has to be over the top to even make people look at the tv anymore.

"Would you stop acting like a faggot and fuck me already?"

Tifa is not a character prone to namecalling and insults. So yes, randomly changing her dialogue and personality to insert insults is being edgy, retard.

It wasn't really edgy to call someone a retard in the 90s no one gave a shit.

merriam-webster.com/dictionary/treasure house
It's literally a term you ESL

they probably use being + "silly" or "childish" or "annoying"

It's a breakdown of her normal personality because she's frustrated at Cloud for choosing the stairs over he elevator when it turns out to be much harder than anticipated. You;re a fucking retard, retard. Besides that calling people retarded in the 90's was like calling someone an incel now, not at all edgy you retard

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How do I get a job localizing stuff to whatever the fuck I want arbitrarily?

They will 100% translate it to something like the japanese line ("Don't even joke...")

Come on Square, don't screw up now

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That doesn't work quite like that. Niggers are athletic and extremely good at scaling stuff like fences and stairs, but I get where you are coming from. The line implies that someone is being stupid and lazy and that's why your instinct is to translate it to "nigger", but the more logical translation, based on stereotypes, would actually be "beaner".

It is however, highly unlikely that the game will feature any racist derogatory slang, so I'd expect the line to be "Would you stop acting like a millennial and climb!?"

Maybe it was an executive decision to make the dialogue more gritty and less sappy for the western audience.

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I highly doubt you'll even be given the option of taking the stairs in the remake. There's probably some ultra cinematic scenes as you enter through the front door.

back to the past (Samurai Jack)

Would you stop dilating and have sex?

lol based translator