In bed trying to sleep

Haven't owned a console since the PS2.

I will personally burn your house down.

>not sleeping with a box fan for noise and an oscillating fan pointing to you for cool, refreshing air

The downside is two decades of this means my tinnitus is basically on par with a combat vet

Why would you keep it on? Are you afking in game for something? Other than that there's just downsides to leaving it on.

idling in TF2 for crates nigger.

what the fuck

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That's not how tinnitus works

Spotted the candle.

Doesn't leaving your computer on 24/7 damage your pc? Also it's a waste of electricity

I like to pretend the rhythmic humming and occasional whir of my PC is because I'm in a long haul spaceship trying to pass the time

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enjoy having your PC hardware busted 3x faster due to thermal cycling stress

I dunno what the big deal is
sounds comfy

No, tinnitus is not the reason you can't hear people well

>in bed trying to sleep
>go to sleep the instant I shut my eyes

>have completely fucked tinnitus
>4-5 sounds spread across both ears
>2 of which are sound reactant making fans obsolete

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>svcghost.exe

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Just put a decorative glass tube around the candle, it looks nice and can no longer burn anything.

Impossible

proofs?

>using your hardware until it literally dies of old age

no thanks

Based. Same here user, I'm out in like 10 mins tops.

>fall asleep with laptop in lap
>wake up
>it was fucking cooking itself to death all night

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Used to think this until the time I had a manual labor job
Kind of want one again, I was just high on endorphins all the time and way fitter

>trying to sleep
>laptop fan turns to 100%
>ignore it because tired
>wake up next morning
>computer fried
nice

rip ur nuts dude

>using computer
>command prompt opens and closes for a nano second

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I'd worry more about my balls being cooked rather than the laptop.

i dont have balls, user

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*anymore

Well, you would if you hadn't cooked them with your laptop.

Having a fan on is soothing and comfy AF I live in AZ so maybe thats why I always have them on

>not having a fan trained on your PC 24/7 whether it;s on or off
>ever letting your computer hit over 60 degrees celsius even during heavy load

AYYYY

>Bought a laptop with an I7 and 8 gigs thinking it was top gaming shit
>The I7 gets less Ghz than most I5's
>The Graphics Card is literally so garbage I can hardly run AAA games on the lowest settings
Man I was at 18

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Time to format the hdd and install a fresh os

Scented or regular? Jasmin candles are lovely.

>candle falls over
>hot wax falls over your face
>pillow catches fire
>can't focus due to pain
>die in a fire

Regular, sometimes I just light some incense to go along with it.

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>in bed trying to sleep
>cpu fans rev up to 100%
>computer is in office on other side of house
But I usually completely shut down at night anyway.
Life is good.

>t. retard

congrats on free infertility surgery

My PC's fans are noisy and probably raise the ambient temperature at least 5 degrees, but it could be just because my most recent places I've lived have shit HVAC.

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>hot wax falls over your face
what are you a kobold?

>born with constant ear buzzing, heavy visual snow and weird fractal colour things that shift and form both with open and closed eyes
>in absence of sound ear buzzing grows deafeningly loud
>in absense of light visual snow/colour stuff grows blindingly bright
>light or sound makes no difference to sleeping because I'm used to these
ebin

are you too stupid to realise that thermal cycling happens every time your computer uses less or more resources than it did the previous second?
only way to avoid it is a constant operational load, ideally the exact same operation again and again

I've had a crappy ASUS laptop for years that I always shutt down after I used it, and it still runs good after 5 years. Not only did I throttle that thing with temps up to 90 degrees, but I put it through its paces and traveled everywhere with it.

Infact, the only problem it has is a slightly broken hinge. So your thermal throttling did jack squat.

maybe on your 30 year old pc grandpa

>boot up dos game i found on a sketchy website
>Fans rev up
>something pops up on screen briefly
>computer shuts off

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Post hands you dirty, dirty slut

still waiting on that proofs faggot

I get most of what you describe if I don't get enough blood to my head. Are you alright?

>try to upload a picture I saved
>see this

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oh shit I can't believe you're fucking dead

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There's no such thing as a pretty decorative glass tube though. Tubes are ugly by design.

it's just caused by hyper active senses in my case user

Who else sidesleep with bodypillow

...

Just put in in sleep mode. The power usage is insignificant.
t. user with $50 power bill.

No waifupillow but I cannot sleep on my back at all
I've tried it multiple times and I just cannot into sleep

newfag

I use sleep mode too, kind of want to get a power monitor to see what the difference is

No body pillow. I'd die from embarrassment if anyone found out. Plus, I might hate myself for it as well.

What? How is a body pillow embarrassing?

you know you don't have to have a weeaboo cover on it right

don’t bully, it works usually

Because it marks you as lonely.

If I peered into someone's bedroom, and saw a long pillow on the bed, I'd just assume they're hugging it to sleep. It doesn't need a weeb cover to still know it's true purpose.

What the fuck are you talking about? It's a fucking pillow you autist

How insecure can you get

I wouldnt worry about it Peter

If I was any less insecure, I'd have a girlfriend, and wouldn't need a body pillow.

Substituting a pillow for the comfort you don't get from a partner is sad.

what about one of these then? they’re cute and quirky, totally not embarrassing

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I do use sleep mode and I believe the user I was replying to does as well, he simply worded it poorly.

take that back you son of a bitch

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Guess you better get rid of all your pillows then, you're clearly substituting the feeling of sleeping on a partner's lap. In fact, get rid of your whole bed, you're just substituting the feeling of sleeping on a pile of bodies after an orgy. Fucking loser.

Go program your game.

>they’re cute and quirky, totally not embarrassing
If you are a grill

You know damn well those are different things. Stop being obtuse. You don't want to face the fact that people WILL judge your body pillow. So you've contrived this attitude that no one will think it pitiful. But they WILL think it pitiful.

>caring what niggers thing

Literally everybody in my family and most of my friends have a body pillow. I'm sorry you're sad and alone and desperate to avoid anything that might indicate as much, even if it's just a fucking pillow.

>try to sleep
>absolutely cannot do it in complete silence
>put on some rain sounds on youtube or my fan
comfy

>Goes over user's house.
>passes by his bedroom on the way to the bathroom.
>Glance inside and see a giant shark pillow.
>Imagine user hugging the pillow at night.
I mean, if you don't care about people imagining you cuddling a shark, then sure there's nothing wrong with it.

Yes, that's how embarrassment works. You've identified an emotion, you psychopath.

You have a weird family then.

the opposite is true actually, fluctuations in temperature will cause the most wear on you components, constantly running will keep the temperature consistent and reduce wear.

No, I have a family that isn't so autistic and insecure that they equate pillows with loneliness.

I really should buy one. I love hugging stuff while I sleep.

>A/C fan in the backyard suddenly goes quiet
>didn't even notice the background noise
>suddenly aware of how dead silent the room is

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That's what body pillows are for though. Whether you made the association or not. Weird people often don't think they're weird. Especially when their families raised them to be weird.

I think I’d end up developing a shark fetish if I slept with one every night.

this is a nice post

I used to do this too, user. I had to start sleeping with it hibernated though because it's too hot here and electricity costs a shitload.

There will be practically no effect on the useful life of your components. But leaving it on does leave it vulnerable to things like power outages causing problems.

Besides which it is just a waste of energy.

Why not just use an actual desk fan and/or white noise machine? I've been rocking with a white noise machine for years.

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>in bed trying to sleep
>realize I can't beat Lady Butterfly after 10+ hours of trying

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Oh, you're the inventor of long pillows and personally decided what they're for? Sorry, I didn't realize.

These are super soft and comfy and actually replaced my body pillow

Oh, I didn't know I needed to be a pillow expert, in order to determine their use.

Inventors don't get to decide what their inventions are used for.

this, but because my PC needs to sleep.

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>cant sleep without listening to a portable fan that is more than a decade old all night
>already tried other fans, nothing works
i think im just going to be fucked when it breaks

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>walking home at night in the autumn
>dark as hell, streetlights are turned off already, cloudy, wet but not raining anymore
>maybe 30 metres from the local store
>fans turn off
>complete silence except for my footsteps
>get 30 metres past it
>fans turn back on
>look back
>fans turn off
>start walking away again
>fans turn on again

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Relax, Kira.

Why is the candle so close to your bed/face? put it somewhere safe moron

I miss embedded sound images

Now I've got that stupid fucking baby shark song in my head.

>every night before I sleep
>listen to 30 minutes of deep-voiced male ASMRtists
>earbuds broke today
>forgot to head out and get some new ones
>it's now 11pm
not like this

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It's not like we're talking about a fucking blow-up doll here. It's a goddamn pillow. I use mine for back support.

easily best purchase i ever made
it's hella comfy and being able to hug something while you sleep is really comforting. I used to have a lot of back pain from my shitty springbox bed but the body pillow really helps
being able to put a waifu was originally my reason for getting one but now its just bonus points

>sleeping in the same room as computer

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>put my computer in sleep mode
>get home from work
>weird glitches
>sometimes can't access any of my folders
>browser crashes if I try to save pic
>mouse double clicking
>fixes upon restart
I'll just leave it on thanks.

>computer on while sleeping
cringe

>"Did you hear that, Plank? We got wall weasels!"

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run down to walmart or somewhere quick
theyre open 24/7

lmao how the fuck would restarting your PC fix double clicking?

>computer
what for

>Computer suddenly hard crashes whenever I load up Sekiro after 24 hours on file, no memory dump or anything

Is this a power supply problem? I just got finished killing those dirty fucking monkeys in Senpou Temple, but loading a new game doesn't alleviate the problem either so it's not some weird game issue.

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try to extract using winrar or 7zip and tell us what is inside.

Dunno, sometimes when I click my mouse it'll register another click instantly and I don't know why. Doesn't happen all the time.

>people actually never shut down their computer
???

it's you mouse retard get a new one

>laying in bed trying to go to sleep
>have to piss
>come back and get drops of pee on your pillow you put next to your crotch

Literally ruined a pillow because the pee drops added up.

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No way this thing was 200 dollars and survived a semen jug spill it's fine.

the fuck is wrong with you

having a pc in your bedroom is like having a tv in the living room

Do kegal exercises to level up you're penis power my friend.

What do you mean
I do, but when I'm laying in bed and I let go, the tiny drop of pee spills out and since its going through my dick hole slowly it feels good

why do you sleep with a pillow on your crotch

So I can rock my hips back on forth against it, it helps me fall asleep. It's not sexual at all.

I used to have a big SpongeBob plush I put in between my legs and I would rock my hips back and forth on it, eventually though it started to smell like shit since his head was going in between my ass

I wish I was that pillow

Imagine the smell

just dab your urethrer with toilet paper you disgusting animal

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now this is autism

I put a pillow between my legs cause I somehow got a fear of squishing my balls if I sleep on my side.

No, kid, it isn't

honestly, dude, I kind of liked it. Sometimes I would fart on it and bring it up from under the covers to smell it. My mom walked into my room one night while I did it and asked if I was sniffing something I farted on. She threw it away the next day so I had to start hiding a pillow under my bed to put inbetween my legs at night. This isn't some brap post, I genuinely love the smell, especially after I eat taco bell quesdillas with Cinnabon bites. Perfect combination. I can't be the only one who does this right? Or when they're going to rip ass they spread their cheeks with one hand and fart into the other and bring it up to their nose to smell it?

Stop saying dab!

That's not unreasonable. Testicles are insanely susceptible to damage if you're not careful. Ever heard of testicular torsion?

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>laying on my side
>asscrack itches a bit
>go to slap it to quickly get the itch
>accidentally slap my balls full force
>think this might be the time they actually explode

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do not post the image

>tfw slept on my left left nut one night woke up to the most painful turn over ever
Took three day's for the pain to fade

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I’ve heard of it for sure. Not a fun thing to think about.

Image?

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Based and boxpilled

Not your aascrack that itched then dirty fuck. It was your asshole if you someone hit your balls. Clean your shithole nasty fuck

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I miss the sound of my old PC's tower bros, the laptop I'm stuck with sounds like shit

how do you even reverse this?

>in bed trying to sleep
>remember that tomorrow is penis inspection day

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AAAAAAA

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Yowza!

spin it the other way, obv

Doc will spin it back and check for damage. Wait too long and you lose the testicle.

This shit used to happen all the time to me a few months ago, it was just fucking Windows 10 and its update crap.

simple just turn the fans off while the computer is on

Dab your cock head with some tissues, works pretty well for me

>monitor suddenly goes black and then back on as if resolution was changed

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You DO know bodypillows come without anime girls on them and they're often used by old people with shitty backs, right?

They untwist it. Sometimes they can do it without surgery even

god imagine how good that must feel

why would you want dry hump something that is just white and blank

>laying in bed late at night
>doorway of bathroom is a ways away from foot of bed
>can see part of the bathroom mirror
>reflects what little light is in my room
>see something quickly move past mirror

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I guess I should clarify a bit, this isn't bait either, I'm just really sensitive to smells. I absolutely love foul smelling stuff. I used to work at a car wash and would always volunteer to clean out the trenches filled with sludge from dirt and chemicals, it's such an experience. At work I'll purposely spill booze in areas and never mop them so the smell worsens and I can stand near it all night smelling it. I know it's disgusting but I just have to have it, it's like an addiction. Sweaty socks, my own shit (I just sit on the toilet and smell it that's all), chemicals, it's all so amazing to me. I don't know if there's something wrong with my nose, but everything that smells bad to other people smells phenomenal to me, even in public if I fart ill do a quick waft to see how it is. I know I'm an animal.

>tfw chronic skin issue I don't know what it's called in english that makes small patches of skin flare up every once in a while but can be taken care of with cream
>would never be able to get a daí because I get tiny bloodstains all over the shit I sleep in when I inevitably get itchy while sleeping

Weird, I had more trouble Killing Juzo than Lady butterfly
You will make it user, I believe

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does anyone you talk to know about this?

FUCK I meant a daki. I always wanted one too.

nationalgeographic.com/science/phenomena/2015/08/03/why-do-people-sometimes-like-stinky-things/

do they turn you on

Yeah one of my friends I met on here. He says I'm disgusting and no one else is like this, I'll be talking to him over discord and I'll mute my mic to fart then smell it, I don't want him to hear me sniffing and say I'm gross. Otherwise I keep it secret because people will think I'm a freak.
Interesting, glad I'm not alone. I just wonder how far others take it like I do.
No, it's not sexual.

>nerds talking about body pillows being embarrassing
>i sleep with a 10ft long rainbow caterpillar
shits so good between my knees, like someones fucking massaging my back

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I would like to see this caterpillar

>six-month-old laptop suddenly making a grinding noise for the past few days but all temps are fine and everything works fine

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post it now

This, except fucking windows updates keep waking it up

I can kinda relate desu. Back in school I was always constipated due to being a fucking fatso, and since I only took a single bath per day and strictly at night out of sheer laziness, this meant going to school with an ass full of shit if the shit suddenly poked out of its den after I took my nightly bath. Whenever that happened, I'd put my hand over my underwear, locate the shit and sniff it to assure myself it wasn't that bad. This kind of thing still happens to me sometimes but luckily I don't have to sniff it now.

It really is amazing how attached people are to these wojaks that they go through so much effort to do this with them.... it's a whole nother level of autism I didn't know even existed man

I actually came up with a horror short film set in the late 90s about something like this called It's Not Safe To Turn Off Your Computer (which isn't a dorky title if you're old enough to remember pic related). I wrote a whole loose "script idea" for it.

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Source on picture?

Why the f does my computer just randomly turn on in the middle of the night

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dilate

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post it fucker

As long as it's contained, I would do this before I adopted a ball python. Sucks that sneks don't like the same smells we do.

From sleep? Windows updates or a driver issue from one of the devices you have plugged in.

There’s a way to actually check what cause your computer to wake up, but I don’t remember it exactly.

Based yoshikage

please post

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POST THE CATERPILLAR user

I thought PCfags being autistic was just a meme

I will, since I imagine no one will steal my idea off Yea Forums and I have proof I came up with the idea anyway. Gimme a second to put it in greentext format.

>implying anyone on Yea Forums is motivated enough to be more than an ideas guy
I have a small notebook full of story bubbles and scenario notes for books and VNs I'm never going to write.

this, I volunteered myself in about 4 different Yea Forums projects over the years and they NEVER get off the brainstorming stage

you have a higher chance of getting double nelson'd by Hitler's ghost than getting your idea stolen and actually put to use here

fuck mirrors, I just removed them entirely from my bedroom

>in bed trying to sleep
>computer snap, crackles and pops

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>In bed trying to sleep
>start hallucinating and seeing creatures in the dark
>it feels like they are real and it's horrifying
>sometimes they move and I'm prompted to get up and defend myself, only to snap out of it and realize there's nothing there
>this happens every night now

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a-user... don't turn around

>store mirrors in closet
>can hear muffled angry yelling coming from closet at 3am

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It would have no spoken dialogue and have a slightly surreal quality to it, including parts that are just screen recordings.

>Set in summer of 1998
>Protagonist (moderately nerdy man) is on computer in apartment at midnight, raining
>Turns computer off, goes to bed
>PC turns itself back on at 2AM, waking man up from sleep
>Man gets back on PC
>PC starts acting a little off
>Things get bizarre when man tries to shut down PC
>"It's now safe to turn off your computer" flashes after shutdown seemingly completed

>Bizarre smile art on monitor, sustained beep from internal computer speaker
>Mild screen corruption during extended BIOS bootup
>CMD windows rapidly open and close after successful login, slightly slower one displaying "realistic" ASCII art of a human brain
>Deep slowed down/glitched error message sounds, reddish tended window art
>Reverse shutdown/startup noise (Windows 98)
>"It's not safe to turn off your computer."

>Computer cuts to black and begins playing a slideshow of seemingly quaint images, some (suburban?) scenery, medical diagrams
>Odd bluish + filtered mask face image
>Gory pictures start showing up, couple more mask pictures
>Graphic mutilations that don't appear to be from a medical journal
>Last picture shown is of man from closet

>Man unplugs computer (you can subtly see it's still on in the background) and runs to leave apartment through the front door
>Bad man wearing odd bluish mask is standing at the door
>Bad man suddenly gets closer as screen cuts to black

>ENDING: Screen recording of slideshow of evidence produced by the police
>Picture of man dead with neck sliced, blood
>Another picture, showing face with cut neck
>Another picture of man dead, computer still on in background
>Floppy disk left at scene
>Disk only contained one full-view regular bluish mask picture with black background (faint knocking sound played right before this appears on screen)

I'll look into it, thanks user.

>>It would have no spoken dialogue
>he fell for the meme
It's already shit.

ehhh, C+

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Isn't this the plot to every creepypasta just with the computer replaced

fuck that, just dump holy water on the pile and chuck a crucifix in there

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>you're just substituting the feeling of sleeping on a pile of bodies
>after an orgy
haha yeah my mind definitely expected orgy and not something else haha

based
dr.t is so fucking good

Yeah I think parts of it are really creepypasta/cliche sounding but other parts I think are cool. It's more based on being able to nail the aesthetic though, like having the pictures look convincingly taken with a shitty late 90s digital camera.

It was inspired by having a lot of nightmares about game consoles and computers malfunctioning throughout my childhood.

Oh come on. Sometimes we give you the night off.

well visuals are always a huge part of these type of stories. You should think about developing this further

Just take your dick out and start jerking off. Maybe theres some hot demon chicks in that crowd that will suck you off

Some farts smell good. Some smell bad. I generally like keeping track of what my farts smell like or if they smell at all. I would never fart on a pillow or anything that could absorb the smell. That's just gross.

Based

>tfw tinnitus so I have to sleep with my pc on
I wonder how silence feels.

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What's your opinion on skunk spray smell?

Enjoy having your soul blown away by the fan demons, retard

>unable to sleep without a fan or some sort of ambience video
sleep with two fans going full blast all night long and its great

fuck off Korea

I have my htc vive base station high up so I never unplug it either.... When I go to sleep, everything is off except that fucker and I can lay in bed hearing a faint peep. Drives me nuts sometimes when I'm high.

>Somewhere safe
A lit candle is never somewhere safe. In fact, a candle is really one of the most deadly weapons. With just one candle, Jackie Chan can use it t

try the finger snap in the back of your head thingy. Might work for you. Not permanent iirc.

>leave the computer for the night
>leave the mouse on the pad, dead center
>wake up
>mouse sitting on the edge of the pad
>it's one of these

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bro just use firecrackers if you're that bad lmao

do you feel sick when only one of your earphones/headphones has sound?

>Male
You better be a girl or dead. I'll accept no inbetweens.

That kinda sounds like your hard drive is failing. You might want to back up the shit you have on there.

Maybe a RAM issue? That one is kinda strange.

is your pussy tight?

dude hugging bodypillows is optimal for your health
you can't sleep while hugging person like that since they're way heavier

The stress from moving between idle and load and vice versa is much higher than between idle and off.

>Go to bed
>Lie perfectly still
>Enter meditative state
>Have fun flying around while my body rests
Imagine being a 3rd eyelet

Wow, never thought I'd see Yea Forums of all places post a Buzzfeed Unsolved reference.

>Used to live in Washington
>Would fall asleep to the comfy sound of light rain and wind rustling the trees
>I live in Arizona now
>No rain ever
>No trees
>It's just hot and awful
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I would knock your fuckin teeth out if you ever said some bullshit like that in person

>Live in Washington but on the hot and dry side
Fucking epic, at least I don't have to deal with hyperliberals though.

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>YOWIE ZOWIE
>women turn, some laugh
>men all cross legs an place hands on nuts and groan in sypathy
>dog covers eyes with paws *whines*

>tfw literally snuggling with my wife right now
Living the dream.

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I do not fear the night, for I have a friend who watches over me

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Why in God's name would anyone go from Washington to Arizona

Military
At least I have my alcoholism to help me sleep

>Used to live in Arizona
>moved back to my birthplace on vancouver island
>hands finally aren't constantly red and cracked and dry, stopped getting headaches at night
>it rains constantly, super easy to fall asleep
>green everywhere

life is good

Why in God's name would someone throw away their life for an imperialist war machine puppeteered by nebulous corporate overlords

hey I got that same monitor

>want to go back
>also want to still have my guns 3 years from now
It's a tough choice
I'm chairforce it's chill
Schooling, healthcare, a steady paycheck and a job that transfers to civilian life
Oh, also I get to eat tendies courtesy of the american taxpayer

Turned my pc off every night for 1 year. It saved me 500 + euros

I'm signing up

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Side effects may include and are not limited to
>depression
>alcoholism
>suicidal thoughts
>loneliness
>lack of proper sleep

>want to keep my guns
I hear you. AZ is getting bluer and browner by the day, though.

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I already tick all those boxes, I'm good

>AZ is getting bluer and browner by the day, though.
*America

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Sweet, as long as you're not a complete fucking retard (and oh man have I seen some shit that even surprised me after being on the website for 9 years) you'll be fine

I get bits of precum leaking out after I shit and they feel pretty good. If I'm dehydrated I can pull strings out of my urethra. Downside is smelling like cum.

>get reminded of this
>feel slight pain in my right nut every time I do

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Same I only leave it on when I want to download heavy games before sleep and I program it to shut itself down based on how much time the download will take

I had something similar happen to me except the symptoms were that the audio became weird and crackly and everything was a bit slower in general. Restarting also fixed it, I think it's because I hadn't restarted it for like 6 months, I'd just been using sleepmode all that time.

>IKEA

>in bed trying to sleep
>ex keeps talking to me after we broke up trying to be friends

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3 hours late but me. No waifu cover tho.

It's the comfiest and does WONDERS for your back and loneliness. Highly recommended.

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Cumboy here, I also fart on hand and smell it. I have loose bowels and shit 4x daily, so normal farts are risky. I'll spread my ass open so it takes less force to release a fart, like loosening a valve.

>In bed trying to sleep
>That random feeling of someone being super close to you starts up

> drifting off
> suddenly falling

> wide awake

Fuck

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I used to feel people standing right next to my bed back when I was younger and going to places with my life.

I'm an unemployable NEET nowadays and it seems even the ghost thots lost interest.

jesus christ I had to do an echography months ago after my doc checked my right nut but never called, fuck this shit I'm not waiting any longer

used to live next to a wind farm i still miss the sound of the wind turbines

This Is quite fascinating, user. Ever fantasized about someone else letting one go on your face?

To add something of my own though, i smelled a horse fart once. Don't know what i expected, honestly.

>Have around 820 gigs used on my main drive
>Computer updates then shuts down, when it turns on the next day the disk usage is down to 770 gigs
>Check my games, documents, pictures etc. And everything is still there somehow
This has happened before and everytime it freaks me out. Fucking windows 7

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>feeling tired, eyelids getting heavy
>turn off monitor and go to bed
>as soon as I close my eyes, my brain revs up and starts thinking thoughts so I can't sleep
BONUS ROUND
>finally get to sleep
>3 hours later a cat sneezes 10 miles away and the sound wakes me up
>immediately start thinking about work and other responsibilities and can't fall back asleep
If I could fall asleep on command, my life would be infinitely better.

Are you autistic or a trap ?

>Fucking windows 7

Windows keeps a fucking absurd number of temporary/update files

The motors on its fans will be fucked though. Nothing is designed to run 24/7.
You’re just cutting it’s lifespan in half.

ask dr. goldstein to prescribe you some sleepy pills

my gf has one of those, he's all flat now due to squishing

not only that but I turn off the power strip too because it has lights on it that keep me up

>In bed
>Get hit with the sleep paralysis so I'm partially awake but can't move
>See 4 or 5 creatures standing above me, staring me down
>They're just black silhouettes with glowing white circles for eyes
>Looking at them induces the most intense sensation of fear I've ever felt in my life
>Closing my eyes washes it away
>Start toying with it by opening my eyes and closing them over and over
>Kept bouncing between immense fear and relief
>Eventually just go back to sleep
Wonder what it was

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You realize that's all he'll do, should you ever be in danger.

what the fuck bros Jackie Chan killed him with a candle

Nah he's just unconsc

>go to bed
>crippling existential dread for 2 hours till i fall asleep

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Think someone stole and edited this because it looks familiar as hell.

>shut down computer
>lay down
>computer turns itself back on
explain this

I turn it to face a blind wall if i'm not using it, that first caught you fapping scam mail scared the shit out of me.

I once took about a dozen photos of book pages with my phone. as I uploaded them into a thread, I got that same warning for one of them so I had to open the file in Ms paint, make a single-pixel change, and resave the file before it would upload.

my windows 10 laptop does this late at night when i sleep it. it's plugged into speakers and it makes them pop really loud, scaring the shit out of me. it's the gayest feature in the world

RETARD

>constant background noise suddenly stops
>3
>2
>1
>bwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fucking tinnitus.

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>wake up in the middle of the night
>have to spend an hour trying to prove to yourself that you actually exist

Nobody but you does this

How about you disable windows updates like any rational human being would.

I got one of those huge ass teddy bears from Costco as a joke gift one year, that cuddly fucker is the best sleep buddy ever.

t. Brainlet

Temperature fluctuations on a clean relatively well maintained computer will be minimal and do basically nothing to affect its life compared to leave it running all the time

Try altering the graphics settings. This happened three times with me in TF2, and it fixed itself once I set everything to lowest.

computer being off is hotter than it on for me

Glad that I will never have to experience this shit unless science figures out a way to give me a giant futa dick with big dangly balls, but that's not gonna happen in my lifetime sadly

oh look at mister rich having more than one room

>he doesn't use toilet paper

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DUH HUH HUH HUH HUH THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY!!!

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>fans rev up to max for no reasons and then kills itself and reboots up
The H100i Pro is a meme gentlemen.

oh yeah?
>~2000 tabs open on >gaming laptop, 800 on actual PC
>archive Yea Forums catalog and other boards on a daily basis
>constantly plug in laptop/put it to sleep
>occasional chrome shitting itself
>laptop always whirring and incredibly hot
>it's a left laptop on and it ran out of juice while asleep episode
>it's a chrome attempts to reopen 2000 tabs and starts shitting itself episode
>cpu usage constant high as fuck

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>sleeping
>for some reason hear "they're here now don't look outside"
>snap awake but feel like I'm laying slightly different than before/not comfortable enough to sleep
>absolutely petrified to move my curtains and look outside in the 4am dark
>stay awake until daylight before going back to sleep
I don't think I've ever felt that kind of dread before and it creeps me the fuck out.

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>be 12 or something
>sleeping as usual until i "wake up"
>see shadowy shape in my room
>most of it is shifting and changing but bright white eyes with big pupils keep staring at me
>looking back made me feel the most primal fear of death
>try to scream and get up
>can't do either and feel like i have trouble breathing
>suddenly stops
>covered in sweat and pissed myself
still dealing with this shit now and then and i'm 26 now

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fuck you wojaknigger underage faggot

I too have auditory hallucinations when I haven't yet achieved deep sleep. I've heard everything from my dog barking to my mom calling my name.

What pose do you usually sleep in?

t. schizo tranny's first sleep paralysis experience

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So your hardware has the same temperature all the time? Are you a wizard?

I was 100% sleeping though. Not able to see but stuck in bed. I just heard shit and woke up able to move around and shit but just terrified to look outside. I got up and played some games while I couldn't sleep.

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Why in the actual fuck would you need 2000 opened tabs?

Do you need me to kick your ass, retard? Shut up.

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Exploding head syndrome is a bitch.

>had this thing where I would usually dream a lot every night then dream nothing for weeks
>start dreaming everyday for a week straight
>always weird stuff like earth shattering earthquakes followed by a angelic attack or the bus I take everyday taking me somewhere weird
>decide to take notes when I wake up
>now have been dreaming every night for like a month
What have you been dreaming about lately, Yea Forums?

Same, I eat really unhealthy and the minute I stopped working a labor intensive job, I gained 20 lb and started getting sick more often.

Turning a device off that I am not going to use for many hours is just logical to me

Murdering children for fun. Old elderly faggots too.

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I don't get out of bed from sleep, I usually hang out in my bed with my eyes closed for an hour or two, unless my phone goes off. As such, I can't write my dreams down and they disappear from my head, even if I remember liking the dream.

I did for a while, and they were fantastic. I didn't want to become dependant on them, so I stopped.

Didn't dream all year. At least nothing I remember of course

Sounds like a happy wageslave life

>put pc in sleep mode and go to sleep
>turns on in the middle of the night
>check event viewer for next day to find the reason
>realtek ethernet port asked it to turn on
Does this mean a hackerman or NSA are accessing my pc at night?

Okay, this is weirdly coincidental, but I was playing CSGO at max for just over an hour, suddenly the smoke alarm in my kitchen went off. But I didn't see any smoke coming fron the PC. No one was in my kitchen, so what the shit? Was my PC emitting smoke?

I can't leave mine on 24/7 even if I wanted to because the power management shit in my mobo or PSU really hates being on for absurdly long periods of time or something. Crashes, refuses to reboot and not even the i/o switch shuts it off so I have to unplug it and plug it back in for it to work again.

Sorry, I thought I could have a cig with the window open, it the alarm went off anyway. I was too embarrassed so I just went back to my room.

rotten capacitors in psu.

Dreamt about DPing my mom with a horse tonight

Your dreams are trying to tell you something.

Turn off your pc when you don't use it and save energy, you faggot.

slimyswampghost or something like that

Pls respond

>laying in bed
>start feeling really good but a dream never gave me this feeling before
>start freaking out
>it's just my bf deep throating me dick vigorously

i was sort of scared

Well the fuckers better learn to communicate cohesively cause my dreams are always fragmented as fuck, one moment i'm in middle school with my old classmates and the next my mom is fucking a horse in our living room.

Retard.

You aren't getting tinnitis from a fucking fan blowing at all of 55 dB no matter how long you're around it, especially when your ears aren't even near its loudest point.

>Tfw too scared to sleep alone
How do you deal with this Yea Forums?

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>unless science figures out a way to give me a giant futa dick with big dangly balls

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Have sex.

>wageslave
Worse. STEM grad student.

>Leave computer alone for a few minutes
>hard drive goes to 100%, loud clicking
>touch mouse
>it instantly goes quiet
>this happens every time I haven't moved the mouse for a couple minutes

Are you running windows 10? This is perfectly normal then, blame microsoft.

>turn computer off
>turns on at 3 am
>turns off again on its own

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Bend over

OwO my pleasure.

>turn computer off
>the fucking ticking noise that the pipes in the walls make becomes audible because the fans aren't drowning it out anymore

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wow you really showed him

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>in bed trying to fall asleep
>cats won't stop reeeing at each other outside the window
>turn the porch light on to scare them off
>they just come back and start again

are you retarded or just a faggot?

fuck, thats shitty man

i feel bad for my pc, he wants to sleep too

airsoft solves those problems. Paintball if you want to send a message to their owners.

This pretty much. I can't fucking sleep without any sort of fan running because my tinnitus is fucking hell.

What's your face when you suddenly hear the sound of a folder being opened on your computer at random times?

i wash my pp after and have no problems or pee smell

>he has sounds for basic tasks
why

>leaving the house for several days
>turn computer off
>turn power supply off
>get home
>computer is sitting on the sign in screen

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>sound

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there is nothing supernatural to lucid dreaming
it's just how our brain works

I sleep on my back with my arms above my head when I'm really tired and on my side when I'm just trying to put myself to sleep. I don't use a big pillow tho, I just scrunch up my blanket and cover myself with only my sheet since it's always hot in Texas. Whenever I sleep on my side I have to adjust my dick so that it lays flat against the blanket. At the moment I'm trying to beat my sleep schedule into submission since I've been going to bed 8am all summer. So far no good. It's almost 5am and I have class at 10am. Life isn't fun.

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Try fasting

>sleep on stomach with arms and legs spread out at angles
>wake up with chest pain and hurts to take too deep of a breath until I've been up and about for a few minutes
is there something wrong internally or am I just too fat to sleep on my stomach?

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I do this too but only on winter

working out really helps with sleep
you need to get physically tired
less trash food also helps

the worst pose to sleep in desu
stop it user

>fasting
>working out
I am actually, have been all summer. I've dropped a significant amount of weight but I still have a ways to go. Besides sleeping pills which I have no interest in trying the only guaranteed thing that will knock me out is alcohol, but that's not an option when I'm trying to lose weight obviously. I will fall asleep at some point, the problem is that it's going to be during the times I need to be awake.

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>Random error noise as you are watching a video

objectively bad for you. You could try propping part of yourself on something to relieve pressure from your chest, but that's just changing which part of your body gets fucked, and you don't want to deal with a fucked shoulder nerve.

>annoying fly is buzzing around my bed preventing my sleep
>turn on flashlight and bash it in mid air
>fist keeps going and also smashes my balls
>writhe in pain and be unable to sleep any further
Fuck this shit.

You are a real life cartoon.

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>try to access D: drive
>hear a scraping noise for a split second

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Yep, I give my pc a break when I take mine from it, shut down, unplugged. Maybe even cover it to keep some of the dust away.

>Peacefully play vidya.
>Disk Tray opens without pushing anything
>Ummm maybe I pressed something by accident?
>Close the tray and continue playing
>Tray peons back up a few seconds after being close.

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>don't move mouse for a few minutes
>random desktop icon flashes white for a second

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>Stop moving mouse
>Cursor keeps moving

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Not really dream related, but everytime i sleep on my back i get sleep paralysis and the same few sleep paralysis demons visit me, if it's not a demon its either a alien or your generic grim reaper

>Wake up in the middle of the night
>There's a shadow under the door that shouldn't be there

I've only had it once but you're so fucking lucky if you get cute aliens, I got a crazy old man with red eyes

I had more trouble fighting the fat fuck before her. Just spam parry and hit her when you hear the CLANG noise

Not even cute aliens, exactly like pic related but skinnier or this one brown alien with really broad shoulders with a triangle hole in its face

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that was me fucking your mom in the ass

you're a doorknob?

Disable sedlauncher

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if your mom uses a doorknob, yes

>shut down my idle farm to give the Ps4 and laptop some rest
>mother fucking birds keep me up all night scraping behind the walls.

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Birds? A-Ah y-yes ... the birds ...

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Happens to me as well.

>he doesn't have wallbirds

I've got nothing against spiders. The few times they get in the way, I just snag their web with a pencil and carry them to the windowsill where they'll get more prey.
That and the noise is louder than that, it's either birds nesting in the wall crawlspace, or vermin trying to find a way in.

Meant to quote , sorry.

Shit I'll possibly look into it sometime then because when it happens I'll barely be using any power and it's always when it's been on for nearly 48 hours.

I'd probably take wall birds over basement flees, a neighbour supposedly have their house filled with cats, and supposedly the smell is horrid. They put them outside, probably when going to work or something, and they probably get in the basement, guessing they don't treat the cats, and they filled the basement with flees to the point where a guy came out of there with his legs covered compleatly in flees. We live on the bottom floor, so some times they can come out through the bath tub, we had to cover the holes up, it's a nightmare, whole basement needs to get purged 3 times a month.

LONDON

At that point, I'd just call an exterminator and put some flea repellant on the cats. Sheesh, even the farm doesn't get that bad about fleas!

>mfw I knew about sleep paralysis for a long time
>eventually got it in my early 20s
>just thought it was cool and interesting with zero fear since I knew it was just sleep paralysis

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It's actually horrid man, doesn't matter how clean you keep the house they get in, my leg must have like 30 bite marks on the lower part, and I have to be paranoied about going to the bathroom at all times! We're in renovation too, which makes affording the exterminator hard and also means theres a HUGE hole to the basement in the bathroom. Of course everyone above us couldn't care less because they don't go that high. I'm actually considering sleeping at work at this point.

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get a decent microphone (at least borrow a blue yeti if you're a poorfag) and record a few hours of the fan noise so you can hold on to it forever

I get claustrophobic when I get it, I tell myself it'll soon be over but it feels like laying inside a coffin shaped after your busy
I've also hallucinated someone obscured by darkness, sitting in a rocking chair by my door and watching me

>having horrid nightmare
>get jolted awake
>sleep paralysis happens
>eyelids open but start slowly closing
>NO NO NO I NEED TO
>get sucked back in to the nightmare
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Lol these faggots fucked

And you're sure it's the neighbor's fault? I'm no expert of legal, but I'd think you have grounds for a negligence suit.

Turn off wake on LAN in the bios.

Supposedly, I mean they have tone of house and they put them out, how else do all those fleas get in the basement, haven't heard of a single rat down there, and they have to drink blood from somewhere down there. I don't want to get lawsuits I just want those things out and far far away from my home.

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house cats* I've seen the cats out and about, one starts mewling probably to be let in, from what I recall, I'm guessing they get in the basement somehow since again, nothing else around to sustain flees down there, since they did go down there with pesticides once, and it looks like they've multipled again.

Best option would be to record the neighbor's actions, the cats getting into the basement and how the basement looks, and then order a fumigation of the basement and lower levels and have the neighbor pay for it, if the matter goes to court you have evidence of the neighbor's negligence of his housepets correlating and potentially causing the increase of flea population in the area.

Or just block basement access for anything cat-sized. Or all up animal protection services (not PETA, actual vets and animal protection services) to give the neighbor a surprise check-up - I'm almost certain the amount of fleas, if not exaggerated, counts as some level of abuse by negligence.

ssd is a must have for windows 10

>fart fucker is an autist
Seems about right

Fan.
It'll stop working entirely eventually.

HITLER SHARK JEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEW HITLER SHARK JEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEW HITLER SHARK JEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEW HITLER SHARK

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Sharks are cool, tho!

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t. nigger

Do you lads not put wangblow to sleep or something?
My pc is completely silent during the night and in the morning it turns on with a single button press.

The noise and images don't bother me. What really fucks with me is being paralyzed and conscious and thinking its gonna be like that forever because you can't scream for help or tell someone to put you out of that hell like experience.

Leaving the PC on is some sort of mass PC nerd delusion

this post is basically a brainlet reading something off tom's hardware and spreading misinformation as facts.

having severe arachnophobia, the thought terrifies me, but then again, i wouldn't bought such a mouse to begin with

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>in absence of sound ear buzzing grows deafeningly loud
oh? I thought that was just a normal thing everyone had. Maybe developed from hearing too many loud sounds.

Never asked anyone about it since it's completely forgotten about when there's anyone else around to drown out the silence.

>in bed trying to sleep
>computer wakes up at 3am
>cortana starts reading off how to open google chrome at max volume
>i dont have cortana turned on

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This happened to me when I was a teenager. woke up one night with my right testicle enlarged more than double the size. Told my dad and he took me to the emergency room. They did an ultrasound on my balls. Hot Latino nurse fondling my balls was pretty nice even though it hurt a lot.

Got surgery to untwist/untangle my sack tubes and have not had a problem since (31yo boomer now)

How much RAM does it use?

I sleep with my computer on and sound from the tv.
I cannot sleep in a silent room. I have to have something on in the background, and it can't be music because I can't not focus on music so it has to be like a tv show I've seen before.

post discord

>open world game
>running around
>fans in pc shoot up to 200% for 10 seconds
>go silent immediately afterwards
>game is still running fine
w-what happened?

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>make a webm
>post it on /wsg/
>repost it on /wsg/ a week later
>"contains an embedded file"
To this day I still don't know why.

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Wake on LAN. It's a setting in the BIOS.

>lay in bed
>can't sleep, praying for death
>suns up no sleep again
>still alive

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>tfw can't sleep without listening to female asmr anymore
It's been 4 years like this.

Maybe the OS downloaded some updates.
Maybe the game streamed some resources from HDD/SDD.
Maybe an inaccurate temperature reading occured momentarily.
j/k I'm hacking you ;P

I had this problem every fucking day for weeks. Ended up being UpdateOrchestrator (basically win10 turning itself on to install updates despite Windows Update being disabled). Go into Task Scheduler, Task Scheduler Library -> Microsoft -> Windows -> UpdateOrchestrator. Disable all the tasks that have "Wake the computer" enabled.

Despite being an admin of my own pc, I was told I didn't have the authority to disable them, so I needed a third party program that gave admins the highest level of privilege (highest level being winupdate) to finally get rid of it.

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titys or gtfoohyfs

do people really fall asleep with their computers on/sleep mode?
not only are you wasting energy but it's also a potential fire hazard, especially in the summer
no wonder the planet's going to shit, people are even too fucking lazy to turn their computers of
do you leave the stove running too?

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yes and yes

I'm 50/50 when it comes to background noise. Sometimes my mind goes a million miles an hour when I try to sleep and needs the background noise to chill the fuck out, other times I need silence.

I hope you die from carbon monoxide poisoning.

You are malnourished, lack excercise, lack good rest, fried your eyes and ears with headphones and too much PC time and most importantly you are a whining faggot. Go outside.

Not sure about the light part, but the sound issue sounds a lot like tinnitus, I have the exact same problem

I did this with my old machine and it died within 10 months.

I can't sleep without a fan

can someone explain what's happening here?

works on my machine ;)

Sounds like all of you ITT should get a white noise machine.

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Sharks become relaxed/dazed when you rub their snout.

>not wearing diapers

Do those things even work?

Sometimes i boil a huge pot of water overnight because i'm too lazy to go out and get a humidifier.

>turn on device
>sound of your choice comes out of speaker

?

>try to sleep
>can hear roommate vomiting in the same room
fuck college

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>people that dont turn their shit off
literally why? it takes 5 seconds to boot up

ive been doing this for 20+ years, at this point I will be doing it forever even in the winter

I dont got this but ive had on and off constant pain for a year, it takes forever to see a urologist here so ill probably be sterile at this rate

b oobby butthole pussi tittteee

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>upload failed
>yfw

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>try to sleep
>remember that one embarrassing thing that happened

l2parry and l2headstomp, use the shurikens when she's doing her gay backflips, after beating her the rest of the game won't give you that much trouble.

>eventually though it started to smell like shit since his head was going in between my ass

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Tits or GTFO
Unless you are implying you are castrated. At which point, my apologies.

One candle doesn't have enough carbon to produce carbon monoxide even in low-oxygen enviroments
to make an entire room dangerous with CO

Imagine jerking off with a twisted nut.

POST TITTIES OR I RIOT

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Just woke up from a dream where my family died because we got nuked, but we came back as ghosts just to study the world. It was weirdly real

I've had similar dreams before, pretty spooky at times

looks like you dont live in commifornia where its literally 30 cents a kw/h and power bills are regularly 200-300+. haha... lucky you.save me from this socialist shithole, they want to replace all the cars with robots then nobody will be allowed to leave

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You know EXACTLY what I mean, post boobs or gtfo.
Cute birds tho [/spoiler[

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I keep mirrors all around my room because I'm paranoid that I need to constantly check them to make sure everything is "normal"
They make me feel safe

You can still get your ovaries cooked, lady.

No no no, you're supposed to ask for hips, they're harder to fake than having breasts.

You shouldn't be sleeping in the same room as your computer user why do your parents let you do that?

Holy fuck. You're correct...
Hey! Post Hips and Midriff or GTFO

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Sole reason I leave my laptop and PS4 on is to farm Wumpa Coins. Even then I'll give it daily rest now since I need my laptop at college.

I'd rather not

>fall asleep with gay furry scat + cock vore fetish art on screen
>wake up with bedroom door open and cleaned laundry at the foot of my bed

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Pretty sure you skin issue is Eczema. Mine usually rise up when I come into contact with cleaning products that are too strong or cold temperature. So it usually comes back up when I spend a night or two in an hotel and when winter comes around and I don't cover myself properly.

>in bed trying to sleep
>the tinnitus starts to modulate itself and chant the backroom's call

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You probably have bitcoin miner malware

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What kind of games?
user?

FUUUUCK

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I hate noise and I hate extraneous light, I have full blackout curtains and if there's even a small amount of light coming through the windows (we have a light post next door to us) I have to get up and fix it.
I could probably sleep with the PC on despite fan noise and I have SSD's only so no other mechanical sounds, but the small amount of light my PC generates when it's on would keep me awake.
Also, in summer it gets to be like 35 degrees Celsius some nights so fuck having anything on that isn't the overhead fan.

>PC in sleep mode, all is quiet
>Just about to slip into deep sleep
>It starts again for no fucking reason with a loud sound
The fuck man

>tfw you have a fan blowing on you in the dead of winter and you wake up wrapped in a cocoon of warm air and you never want to get up

Feels comfy man

this happened to my friend and he lost his testicle. He didn't even know how it happened. The doctor told him that it usually happens when riding a bike.

I've had it twice, because temperatures keep rising so it means my balls are spending even more time being all dangly. I've managed to reverse it once by actually spinning it the other way and the other was done without me noticing. It was like an instant of pain and then it was gone.
Your balls will be sore for a few days afterwards.

So many quarians in this thread

You should not be going to sleep with your butthole so dirty it makes things that touch it smell like shit.

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That's because you chopped your nuts off, tranny

>tfw have one of these as a 32 year old male

I sleep with it in my bed but not like actively cuddling with it. It just chills out.

>be me in 2011
>decide to try out a candle for a change of enviroment
>not bad, soothing light
>close my eyes to sleep
>hear a crackling noise, feel the light seem to flicker
>mfw see a moth burning next to the fucking candle

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>2014
>Get a new laptop for Christmas
>Keep it on even during times i'm not using it such as sleeping
>repeatedly use the same 2 sockets
>Hardly take it anywhere
>2 years and some months later
>battery life drains more quickly forcing me to plug it in more often
>Ask /wsr/ for advice
>I'm supposed to keep the laptop plugged in at all times
>I somewhat take the advice before backpeddling and just plug it in when the battery goes down
>Ask mom to get me another
>She said she would get me a lenovo like my brother
>I "try" to take proper care of my laptop
>keep forgetting to turn it off
>4th day of august 2019
>Laptop completely dies
>Lost 2 years worth of goods even my passwords
>Cleared tablet days before so i lost my document containing my passwords
>Gave an laptop my dad got me a chance at reusing despite the hardware problems it had from my dumbfuckery such it it making a loud ear shattering noise every time it boots up
>Backup years worth of memories onto USB
>Upgrade it to W10
>Eventually upgraded clearing it of the crap that would take a long time to uninstall
>Abstain from telling mom about my PC dying when my sister is around because anything that comes from her fucking mouth my mom would believe even when i explain
>Some days later
>Boot up PC as usual
>Mom eventually notices and asks why
>I explain to her stuff
>She also tells my fucking sister
>Arguments ensue to the point of my temper kicking in when she compared owning a computer to living in a fucking house
>Mom says she should buy me a PC with her money
>She doesn't want to because of my attitude
>I said if you just let me make a bank account i wouldn't mind buying a PC for myself
>She doesn't want to make me one now because of my anger
>I eventually gave up and said nothing else having a headache
>Mom insists her to get me a new PC anyway
>She instead will just buy her a new one and give me her laptop that was a gift from her grandma

God i fucking hate myself

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I sleep with lamp on because I hate my sleep paralysis demons

>about to wake up early once, was stuck in that lazy period where you're semi-awake but don't feel like getting up
>suddenly start imagining an extremely vivid image which basically paralyzed me in shock but not really
>it was an image of a cartoonish arm and hand (probably Spongebob's) with a red filter over it, and on each finger there were some kind of spoopy, possibly demoniac faces photoshopped on top
>I kept imagining this in a trance for a minute or so, shaking before I broke out of it
It was a cool feeling not gonna lie. I wonder if the image was something I actually saw despite sounding retarded, though.

>day off work
>alarm at 08:00
>snooze till 08:15
>snooze till 08:30
>suddenly its 12:00