Captain Jeralt

>he doesn't know

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yea it’s fucking shame since she has great personality, still married her tho
are you going to tell me or not

kek, this has to be fake

Finna named my MC, Geralt. Haha, how can I get cucked now?

who is the first one? can't be byleth that uniform isn't right

based mercedes

It's Femleth in DLC uniform

Yeah, it's unfortunate, but she has good supports with other people and she's right behind barbossa Claude and Lys for best unit on my entire fucking team. She's a cute tomboy and she's still my wife. Also, she's looking pretty swole.

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If you don't want to dick a girl so hard that you surpass your own father by fucking his memory right out of her and then make her obsessed with you instead, then you are low test as fuck.

Based

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Leonie is cute as fuck and her VA is great. But my god her supports are garbage, even her epilogue is shit.

What a waste.

who did you turn into your dancer?

I just went with Flayn because mercedes and byleth were already good healers so i didn't need a third.

Making Flayn a dancer makes her actually useful so I did that too.

Dorothea and Marianne are the two best choices clearly.

My first run I made bernie since she was super screwed and I didn’t want to drop her from my party

Marianne
perfect class for her

Dorothea, made the most sense.

My motto on dancers in 3H is just take the worst mage in your party and make that the dancer
So BL it was Annette and in GD I went with Marianne because she has amazing support spells and +20 sword avo will actually get some use with Blutgang

Dimitri

I feel like every fight on Hard so far has been "how am I going to carry Bernie through this one?"

It doesn't really matter. You can use your worst character as a dedicated dancer, a rallybot like Annette or Ignatz for more utility, Flayn or Bernie for Rescue utility, fast characters like Ferdinand or Leonie for dodge tanking, beefy characters like Lorenz or Raphael for regular tanking, or mages like Marianne for offensive capabilities. You can even say fuck dancing all together and just use the class to pick up sword avoid for Felix or whoever.

does anyone has any pics of hubert as a dancer?

Unless you get very lucky with level ups or detour her through brigand she is liable to get str screwed. But she has bar none one of if not the strongest passive in the game if utilized well. 5 flat attack is no fucking joke for just not being full health.

Sniper fixes a lot of her problems too

All for Lady Edelgard.

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"How about a curtsy?" melts my heart every time she gets a kill. Her and Catherine were characters that I thought I'd love, but their attachment to other characters makes their supports boring as hell. Found true love in Hilda and Shamir though so no worries.

Dorothea, I wasn't paying attention and thought the charm requirement was something that actually mattered.

Playing through GD right now. I'm surprised how much of a bitch Leonie is, even without the muh Jeralt

Problem with Archer Bernie is that she has no way to reliably trigger her personal skill without just ramming into an enemy and she really needs that boost to make up for her low damage as an archer. I prefer her as a Falcon Knight with the cursed or devil sword.

i mean just level up
that +1HP works

Uh leonnie, it seems like you dropped this picture of my dad

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nothing stopping her from using those weapons as an archer
and CC means she can take a hit on EP turn 1 to get her personal going
then a heal from someone should put her just below max hp

>triggers user's inferiority complex
>doesn't accept you immediately
>is such a good unit that you handicap yourself by benching her

sounds pretty fucking based to me. At least there's one character keeping your ego in check

>yfw it's penis inspection day

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Catherine gets a great S conversation and epilogue though, which puts her far beyond Leonie's disappointing support line.

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>MUH JERALT
this rotten fucking cunt

Golden Deer are bro tier.

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>tfw no Cornelia waifu

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>Fucking her from behind
>whisper in her ear “Part 1, White Clouds”

>tfw no cornelia paizuri

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That's what I said

god just fucking imagine the smell
>between hilda’s tits
>leonie’s pits
>marianne’s thighs
>lysithea pussy
There are so many scents in this picture I don’t even know what to begin imagining

Golden deer really had the best girls huh

>leonie
fuck no

>lysithea
no

a man of unparalleled taste

better than leonie

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This could only be the post of a true noble

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Would anyone even care about Edelgard if Claude and Dimitri were changed to Claudia and Demeter?

Bros I want a Lorenz buddy of my own to lewd girls with.

Post more golden chads group pics

Yea Forums would love her if that happened, or if edelgard was a guy. they would claim he did nothing wrong, but because Yea Forums is so fucking gay for dimitri they bitch about her nonstop

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People would be all over F.Dimitri and F.Claude for the brown goddess

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Post cute Leonie / Hilda pics!

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>Cutesexyrobutts actually draws a picture of her
>It’s not this

Man I was so fucking SAD

user how can you stay so mad at a cutie like this
its unhealthy

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>Went blue lions but scouted Chadrenz and he became one of my best units
Fucking based.

>Yea Forums would love her if that happened, or if edelgard was a guy. they would claim he did nothing wrong
Edelgard is shit no matter what.
If her tits couldn't save her, nothing will.

>Yea Forums would love her if that happened, or if edelgard was a guy. they would claim he did nothing wrong
That makes no sense, we shit on Xander all the time.

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I had him on Black Eagles and he fit pretty well considering his dad allies with the empire anyways
Also his ferdinand support is probably the most refined social interaction in the series

Hilda! Hilda!

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She’s not for (you)

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I'm just sad that this game, of all fucking waifu emblems, doesn't allow you to fuck her. I guess I'll settle with Hilda or something, but nobody's even slightly close.

MUH

Lorenz and Slyvian's supports of them trying to get girls is my personal favorite.

You're right she's not. She's my girl.

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I'm gonna make you an assassin until you learn how to spell SPEED

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>hey you're good looking
>I'm good looking too :^)
Then she tells you it doesn't make sense for Rhea to like you because you don't look partularly attractive.

Please do not make a noble of the House Gloucester into a slithering rogue!

You know there's something wrong when tits are not enough to overcome all her flaws on Yea Forums of all place.

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* AHEM *
I AM FERDINAND VON AEGIR

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He needs to ascertain the skills of the common robber to better understand how to deal with such threats. All for the good of the commonfolk and his doubles as a Dark Knight

"Hey Faggots,
My name is Caspar, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch"

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>me and the boys goin on thot patrol

>edelgard's plan to fix poverty is to rob nobles at swordpoint and kill anyone that refuses
>FERDINAND VON AEGIR's plan to fix poverty is to invest money into infrastructure, jobs and education
Why can't he be made House leader? Him and Lorenz are unironically more qualified to lead their respective countries than their house leader.

>Leonie will never get to hate fuck her.

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Pretty sure he becomes leader of Adrestia if you recruit him in Blue Lions at least

I want to put my slippery penis inside lysithia's burningly hot tight pussy

they're called golden stacies

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Fuck Leonie I wanna hate fuck her.

DLC when

Already nutted 4 times to this picture. I want Hilda to breastfeed my children!

Do not slut the Gorhilda, she might not look like but she's still a delicate flower you know?

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HUBIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

You sure about that? Mine speared her pretty hard, if you know what I mean

師匠! 師匠! ジェラルト! 師匠! ジェラルト! ジェラルト!

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I won that dance competition with my flayn, but can't seem to find the dancer class anywhere in her certifications?

>muh jeralt
>muh jeralt
>muh jeralt
she's fucking trash stupid fucking cunt worst character she's a fucking stupid bitch

>he doesn’t fantasize about getting fucked by part1whiteclouds man
Are you gay or something?

Not my Gorilla

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Her one-dimensional personality is trash but her JP voice is too cute to hate.

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she doesn't fuckin do that muh jeralt shit with other characters just nother fucking example of the fucking cuck writers makin byleth a worthless fucking beta male cuck protagonist it's fucking trash

Despite all the hype around Dorothea and Manuela being thots Hilda is probably the most actively promiscuous girl of the cast if you go by supports.

Neither of those two get past the first date in most cases while in multiple A supports Hilda is hard implying at least second base

She's already certified. Go to the reclass menu and dancer should be in the unique class section, the first one where commoner and noble usually are.

That's just an ape, this is the true gorilla

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why the fuck is Mercedes wearing granny panties?

fucking saved

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How could Edelgard's character work without making her come across as a prideful fucking retard?

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she's religious, that's what they wear

>Her one-dimensional personality
she's got supports with other characters. No one in this game has a one dimensional personality except maybe Raphael but even he shows great maturity hiding behind the big dumb meat boy persona

>you will never fall asleep with your tulpa on top of you

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>no ending where Byleth, Leonie, and Alois reform Geralt's mercenaries and travel the world.
It's not fair. Shamir can come too.

>play Black Eagle
>recruit Marianne and Lysithea
>just killed Hilda and Leonie
this game makes me feel so bad for my decisions

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>MUH JERALT INTENSIFIES
why would you even want that shit

She doesn't give a fuck about the church, empire, or crests. Everything is just a ploy to lure the molemen out into the open and slaughter them.

by playing BE

Raphael has some of the best supports in the game. The only one dimensional character is Cyril.

Been looking forward to this all semester professor

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I will never hate Cyril because he’s a little Uncle Tom that’s redpilled on his own people and whose very existence shows that Claude talks nothing but bullshit

Just beat BL. r8 my pairings:

Byleth x Ingrid
Dimitri x Marianne
Dedue x Shamir
Sylvain x Dorothea
Felix x Bernadetta
Annette and her Dad
Mercedes x Ferdinand
Ashe x Catherine
Lorenz x Manuela
Ignatz x Petra
Caspar x Hilda
Flayn and Seteth
Cyril, Hanneman, and Alois by themselves

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Raphael and Bernie is the most wholesome support I've ever seen. Also
>hamstereatingbanana

>Byleth instead of Ashe

I love how even the fan art agrees that Ashe is out of place in the Blue Lions

>Felix x Bernadetta
Based

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I think Lysithea dies in your route of aids

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He isn't though, he loves knights and chivalry and shit, guy is definitely Blue Lions

>Mercedes x Ferdinand
What’s this one like?

How in the gosh did you get so many people to A rank? I only got 5 or 6 pairings in mine

good fucking riddance

spam dinner I guess

>byleth x ingrid
cuckshit

Probably raises the most polite and best behaved children of any pairing. The two would be fantastic parents.

The support is pretty decent, Ferdinand breaks into her dad's house to steal her adoption paperwork in their A support. The ending is all right, they get married in secret because her adoptive dad is an asshole

You know, maybe Sothis and the Nabateans aren't so great if some bumfuck bandit is able to kill them all. Seriously who has ever heard of a god dying to a fucking bandit?

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I don’t even hate him due to him being one dimensional. It’s his fucking smirk. This illiterate fuck jacks off to the dragon pope and thinks he’s better than me. He acts like he’s so busy cleaning the monastery. He’s a footnote to history. Everyone at Garrag Mach will shape the future, even Edeltard or the boar. Him? He just wants to be a good boy so he can see a Rhea nipslip “accidentally” and stroke his Almyran chode until he creates another mess to clean up.

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>ARA ARA~ VON AEGIR
The kids would be incredible.

I hate how well this fits.
if you just switched Dedue and Felix, it'd be perfect.

Dinner and adjutants.

The only support of Cyril's I've liked so far is Manuela's, and that's mostly because of drunk Manuela

>That last sentence
This made me laugh more than it should. Thank you, user.

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Foreshadowing that his best class is actually assassin

Prompto should be Ashe

some bumfuck bandit with a god slayer

I AM FERDINAND VON WIDER

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Felix his highness has advised me to try and get you to stop posting on this Fodlan tactician forum.

How could he have the Sword of the Creator to kill Sothis if the Sword is made from Sothis? Sure you could argue that he had it against the rest of the Nabateans but Sothis was still killed by some bumfuck bandit.

What happens at the end of the game if you choose to marry no one?

ah you just reminded why I hated this kid, he’s just an asshole to you the moment you arrive

More like what do you even do? I'm on my first playthrough and I didn't know how to actually do Dance Tournament. Who's dick I gotta suck to get a dancing queen?

Leave the shitskin to me.

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>the route where everyone acts like a retard and people surrender to her so she doesn't have to get her hands dirty
Kek

He went from abandoned Mexican kid at the border to jacking off the pope so I don’t know sounds like he deserves to smirk

Shut up Dedue you are only posting this because you love pork so much you wish to be porked by the boar himself. I hope you get crest cancer like the midget girl and die.

Last route left. Edelgard's. Is it best to go 100% heel and recruit no one?

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Ingrid...easy on the dining hall sessions...

but you can kill claude needlessly

Linhardt. I had Gremory Manuela to cover my Warp needs when she wasn't Bolting the shit out of people and he rarely did anything other than Warp or Dance.

God why did she feel like the right choice to marry? Plus that ball room tower event just made the proposal even better when its almost the same but she doesnt friendzone you.

Make like a true knight and die

This makes him seem based as fuck

Based

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With Sothis, he snuck in while she was in typical near-dead multiple-centuries-long dragon coma. With the rest, he was powered up by Sothis blood and the sword made from her bones.

DESPITE

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Actually it's best to recruit as many people as possible since BE is so different from the other routes. It has the most unique dialogue by far.

So were the Nabateans really dumb enough to leave the Progenitor God unprotected?

There’s unique dialogue if you don’t recruit them

Nah, get Felix and make him kill his friends, Lysithea, and Lorenz at least, since he doesn't show up post time skip in BE since he's allied with the Empire. Marianne also doesn't show up post time skip unless you recruit her so might as well grab her.

>surrenders
pussy, I slew claude and the rest of those fags. the dragons are all dead at my hand too.

If you want someone that makes sense, Ashe.

Otherwise, you could nab people that have a lot of dialogue. Felix has the most facing other BL people, Annette is second most with Mercedes/Gilbert.

If you go without anyone though you get to personally kill all of them.

I just beat blue lions, should I go eagles or deer? And I heard that there's a fourth church path, what's that one like?

Too bad 90% of BE dialogue is retarded and they lose 50 IQ when they join up.
>Leonie goes from investigating the Flame Emperor and finding about the slitherers and their Imperial ties to going CHURCH BAD MAYBE CHURCH KILL JERLAT

Deer then Eagles. Don't do the Church route.

you sound mad

The Church path is very similar to Deer, it breaks off from the Black Eagles path. Actually you have to do something special to side with Edelgard, otherwise you get locked on the church path

Why does Claude shoot the bow like a faggot and hits like a wet noodle when EL and Dimitri does a shit ton of damage? Is he supposed to get good end game or something? EL seems to turn to shit end game though since nobody fucking beef tanks in this fucking game when you have a million dodge tanks to choose from.

Ashe makes zero fucking sense

Not only is he one of if not the most idealistic characters in the game (not going to support aggressive invaders) but it was edelgard that set up lonato to die

It's not really that he's out of place, it's more that he's kinda a stranger compared to most of the other blue lions. Sylvain, Dedue, Ingrid, and Felix were all Dimitri's childhood friends so their bonds are much closer than with someone like Ashe.

Unique dialogue is unique dialogue, I don't care how retarded it is.

> Accidentally 1 shot the death knight in the fort mission without killing the students
> Mission ends
> Never see or hear from the students again
This is such a huge turn off. They've had decades to figure out how to make permanent deaths more impactful in the game. Like, at least make them show up in the fight against edel instead of just pretending the death knight never told them to run and left them to die to the nukes.

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I want to fill Annette's tummy tummy tum with my cummy cummy cum!

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I am, Edelgard needs to stop putting spiking everyone's drinks with stupid juice.

>footnote to history
>jerks off to dragon pope
>illiterate
>dead end job
>somehow this makes him based

Sure buddy.

Claude trades power for distance. Also El is objectively better as a Wyvern Lord, her unique class is shit.

Church killed Christophe though

>muh kitchen explosions
her byleth ending is fucking shit

Probably not difficult considering she ain't letting go.

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>start with BE
>aaaaayyyy a cute tomboy I'll steal her
>grind for ages until she finally joins
>MUH JERALT MUH JERALT MUH JERALT MUH JERALT MUH JERALT MUH JERALT MUH JERALT MUH JERALT MUH JERALT MUH JERALT MUH JERALT MUH JERALT MUH JERALT MUH JERALT MUH JERALT
>benched imediatly after only one mission
I was so fucking disappointed, worst tomboy in existence.

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Why didn't Dimitri just violently rape Edelgard to set her straight? It'd get let him release the sexual frustration he has towards her and be a wake up call to El, not to mention she's probably one of the few people able to survive the boar.

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Don't we all?

Catherine is the real tomboy of this game

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Christophe tried to kill Rhea. Doesn't he admit the church was justified but it's shitty they had to pin him with Duscar?

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Then enlighten us with who you picked?

Catherine did and Ashe didn't do a thing to her even when she said he should kill her.

He wanted to take her head, not receive head

DIMITRI WANTS GENTLE HAND HOLDING SEX YOU ASS

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Yeah, she's pretty based, using her in my BL run right now.

God why is she so perfect?

He was close to, and if they didn’t talk things out he likely would’ve carried that resentment to the grave with him

lysithea doesn't fucking cuck you she give you kids lysithea and flayn only fucking good waifus they won't fucking cuck you the rest are fucking trash fucking shit game awakening and fates better this fucking shit game a rank endings better than fucking s rank what the fuck s rank even for this piece of shit

Yeah well with his retard strength gentle hand holding sex might as well be back breaking fucking.

Ashe makes perfect sense. The church killed his adoptive brother and he says he wants to know the truth.

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>one of the few faculty members to be able to fuck students

Based as fuck

>reach for her hand.

They planned this before the song didn't they?

Reminder that Sylvian was right and Dimitri was a fucking retard for giving Edelgard a dagger as a gift.

Why couldn't she have just reach for his hand? She doesn't even have to live long after you can pull out that the Hegemon form basically burned all her life away but at least that ending doesn't make Edelgard look like a fucking dastard.

the game has multiple "reach for ____ hand" moments, heck it happens when you meet Dimitri in the timeskip and it even plays the melody of the song during the moment
youtube.com/watch?v=-uZPJVpXv2A

What's the song that plays during each of the post-timeskip reunion cut scenes?

lysithea cucks you with aids and dies and Flayn cucks you by sleeping for decades. Yeah i think Annette's better besides i didnt even know she was bad at cooking until the epilogue.

Copyright.

if you fuck lysithea she don't fucking die from aids it's the only fucking endings where byleth endings better than student endings what the fuck a rank student endings better than fucking byleth s rank cuckshit endings fucking trash game

Actually going after the molemen.
But she got mindbroken by daddy Thales so that ain't happening.

Say what you will about Leonie, she's a damn good unit. Super straight-forward kit that you can build perfectly, without any kind of research.

On a tangent, I learned after my first playthrough that chasing budding talent proficiencies is a shit idea. Ignatz was supposed to be an assassin but my dumbass made him a dark mage because of his budding talent.

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He gets two relics and one of the best battalions in the game for cheesing groups of enemies or breaking monster shields
His first relic is the bow with decent crit, and good mt. His second relic is basically a silver sword with better hit rate and the weight of an iron and regen

Me too. I didn't know that was the outcome. He just kept begging not to be picked so I picked him.

>Ahem! I will now be PUBLICALLY announcing the results of Penis Inspection Day
>Sylvain... *snrkt* 2.8 inches erect

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It's uncle Thales

Becoming a dancer is the only way to make Ignatz useful. Also imagining his Dad’s reaction when he’s expecting military school to turn his wimpy son into a knight only for him to come back as a male stripper is hilarious.

Make her mass execute the nobility including her classmates. Easiest way to get rid of crests is to end the bloodlines. Nobles keep the system going which make her fixation if the church retarded

You're the crowd FE wanted to move away from with the waifu simulator shit instead of a good story.

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Despite the budding talent, it's actually better to do sword/bow instead of axe/bow. Definitely doing that when I play golden deer again, mistakes were made.

Yeah his battalion is absolutely broken. 2 uses with that much aoe, and only at C rank authority! (not to mention you can take it with you on NG+ to break the early/midgame)

>when your dad is a narcissist and named you the same name without a jr.
Doesn't even matter I nutted.

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>Why couldn't she have just reach for his hand?
Well if you think about it technically.

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it didn't fucking move away from waifu simulator shit to good story you fucking moron it moved from waifu simulator to fucking cuck simulator that's it lmao

B.O.

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Hey wait why don't they call you Professor Eisner?

it would go against every fiber of her being

He told her to cut her own path
She did

Sylvain is right about absolutely everything

Hey. I asked a question

Well then good. Im happy you get cucked by all the girls until marrige.

What? That the only solution to everything is murder?

No one is referred to by their last name in this game. Manuela and Hanneman are referred to by their first names, even when preceded by "Professor".

she fundamentally cannot live without control
she'd rather die a dozen times over than leave her life in the hands of someone else again

I want Annette to yell out
"I'm your girl"
"I'm your girl"
"I'm your girl"
over and over again while I fuck her!

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Bros how long does it take to get riding/flying from e to a?

AYO CAPTAIN JERALT
BRING ME BACK TO THE RAILROAD TRACK

you get cucked too retard any body fucking playing this cuckshit game got cucked retard

>Fuck this shit I'm tired.
I like Rhea. She really shoulda stopped caring.

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Allow me to explain. I cant recall which month but be sure to talk to Rhea each month to see if she offes the limited time quest. From there you must pick a student. Be sure that student has a charm stat of 14.

A while, which is why they give you the group tasks to help out with that

like one map with a knowledge gem and a rusted weapon to get from E+/D to A

She sure seemed fine with deferring control to (you) in CF.

This, they literally could've just copy-pasted the last 2 maps from deers

Felix caught me singing again...

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End game. Make sure to focus on that goal till the very end.

It's funny how the game just goes "Yeah Rhea just said "fuck this" after being imprisoned for 5 years and lets Byleth take care of everything." You think with how much of a big deal they made out of saving Rhea she would've had some big moment where she reunites with everyone.

they're a cute couple

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I don't even know what to make of that insane smile before trying to stab him.

Fuck me. I fucked up and decided to change master after timeskip. I guess it's too late then.

>Thales gets run over by Dmitri's friendship truck on the way to saving Claude
>nobody even notices
This will never not be funny.

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DLC with alive Jeralt and Sothis.

You'll think that of hin from every other girl. Legit Bernie straight up says she just wants to see him smile and that pause he gives her says it all.

>rhea
hahahaha her ending with byleth is fucking shit lmao no romance it's platonic fucking trash she won't even fuck you lmao nother cuckshit ending

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yeah he married bernie because I married annette in my run and it was cute

I didn’t because I played it first. I was confused why this literal who NPC was getting so much attention for that chapter

Being from such a devote family do you think Annette support premarital sex?

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Yeah i wish i knew that sooner too with my first play through. It helps a lot to know that for the other 3 routes.

not with byleth lmao

Her S rank convo was fucking sick dude, what are you on?

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>tough on his male friends
>kind and gentle to cute girls
The ideal man

>every other smol girl

FTFY. He's only sweet to petite women like Flayn, Bernie, Annie, and Lysithea.

Hilda already took her v-card, so she kinda has to now.

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Well you are her REINCARNATED MOTHER. So i can understand that.

>these professorlets don't know about rusted weapon cheese
amateurs

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The shadewalkers really feel like an afterthought in every route but GD huh

lmao

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read her fucking ending dumb dumb

I literally can not comprehend Ingrid/Sylvain?Felix/Dimitri dynamic.
They all fucking hate each other.

A man of culture. Same here she just feels right to be with Byleth especially on how Jeralt describes his wife and how he hopes he'll find somebody like her. Course thats just me.

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Besides Dorothea, Sylvain, and possibly Ingrid, what other students aren't virgins upon entering the academy?

kek

Annette truly is the lesbian version of Yuu.

It’s even funnier when you compare it to what edelgard “does” to Thales

How would Seteth react to walking in on Flayn using my lap as a seat cushion and my face as her footrest?

which girl is into blacked
this is important

Those who Job in the Dark are such underwhelming villains after the skip

They're all sexy teenagers.
They've ll had sex, retard.

I got through all 4 routes on hard without the cheese.

they don't hate each other, you only think that because you read the C support and only the C support.

>doing GD run
>lategame, at the map right before Edelgard's palace
>Death Knight in the middle of the map
>neither Byleth nor Claude can take a hit from him
>"fuck, guess I slowly have to get Lysithea up there to him"
>slowly turtle my way to him from the other side of the map, taking down three beasts on the way there
>finally get her within range to attack him
>her strongest attack leaves him at 3 hp
I don't know what the fuck to do at this point, I had my only sniper get a critical hit with Hunter's Volley and he still had 5 hp.

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your waifu

just fucking gambit chip you tacticslet

Shamir.

Flayn

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Too bad its confirmed they're straight and can't S support the same sex unlike opera girl and sleepyhead.

>not your face as a seat cushion and you penis as a footrest

Claude

How fortunate that Fodlan has not succumbed to Dharkon's curse like so many others.

This.

>leonie literally wears your dad's insignia on her panties
uhhh g-guys...

Imagine spitroasting Leonie with your dad?

>Dimitri crushes a man's skull with his bare hands.

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>Become god-king of the entire continent and live forever with your dragon-pope wife
vs
>Become a regular squishy flesh-sack and play second fiddle to a domineering cunt for a few decades until your body rots and you die
Why would anyone ever side with Edelgard?

?
Don't broken weapons work just as well?

Captain jeralt probably had sex with her whole drunk

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I did it.

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>3H is the new FF Type-0

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I try to save them for monsters but I guess I have to do that. I didn't want to use any warp cheese but I might at this point.

That’s nothing he broke a sword by swinging it at like age 6

In his support with Raphael, he talks about how he lifted an entire wagon all by himself

>Mbyleth
cringe

HAHAHAHAHA READ IT MORON THAT ENDING IS FUCKING SHIT LMAO NOTHING FUCKING ROMANTIC THAT SHIT IT'S FUCKING TRASH HAHAHAHA

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>Black Eagle route is the best story
>Is the most obviously unpolished and unfinished

why the FUCK is this allowed?

this was pretty neat to be honest, typically your characters just get up and kill, even the little kids in previous fire emblem games have no problem just murdering a bunch of dudes, so it was pretty neat to actually have a small little bit where the characters actually react to their first kill.

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Did you actual S rank her? She's the only character that proposes to YOU with a ring.

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you've played precisely 0 of the other routes

>"Marriage" ending
>Talks more about their jobs than their relationship to each other
What

Ah yes! Captain Jeralt indeed!

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read the fucking ending dipshit holy fuck hahahaha that's some weak ass shit she don't even fucking give you kids like wtf hahaha damn son that's some fucking trash lol

Its undoubtedly better then the church route. In fact the church route shouldnf have existed for more chapter in BE instead.

JESUS YOU DUFF YOU DON'T HAVE TO KILL THEM. Just tag their leader you sick bastard.

him being queasy was actually a nice touch because he absolutely doesn't care about anything else
>the letter where he says he cares much less about blood now and you lecture him about the horrors of war

but my dick would be that much further away in that position

>other epilogue will tend to say lived the rest of their lives forever
>these two seems to imply they just keep on living
Is the Byleth immortality theory truly a myth?

It has literally no filler and it's very fast paced

I do wish that route had more than 1 actual cutscene. The timeskip in that one more or less happens out of nowhere

sometimes it leads to cool stuff though, like Sylvain absolutely fucking murdering my Ingrid in cold blood

You're a god and she's a dragon, neither of you have any time pressure. You can have kids when you're not busy.

Byleth is a literal god.

>I can't believe you would try to kill Lady Rhea! Jeralt must be turning in his grave.

Does he forget that Jeralt NEVER trusted Rhea, blamed her for the death of his wife and fled the monastery because all the weird experimentation that went on with his kid?

>Tfw my Bernie has more Str, Spd and Dex than any of my other archers at the same level

You guys just don't love her enough.

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I don't care that Lysithea is a good unit. She is a bully and I hate her.

>forget
he NEVER KNEW

No. Only a retard would side with Edelgard in the tomb after she tried to murder you unprovoked. Church ending is the logical progression, BE is tacked on for the waifufags.

I already said Dorothea you nimwit

Same here

He was reading Jarelts diary which was conveniently left out in the open. He knew what was what.

Should have been an outright gay option for those hypothetical gays who try to seduce their dad's friends hypothetically haha

>u... use your imagination man
hahaha fucking cope lmao that's no fucking excuse for her fucking trash ending it's fucking bullshit hahaha

Regardless of how people feel about her, a 9 mov 8 range horse that can't be blocked by enemies and can canto after attacking is a stupidly good unit.

the cutest!

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>She's the only character that proposes to YOU with a ring.
Wrong, Marianne does this. It's funny as even Byleth is left shocked.

How is she a bully?

No she isn't. Best werewolf girl also proposes to you with a ring.
And not some beta "teehee i love you so much please marry me" proposal either. She grabs your hand with her bestial strength and slams that ring on it

You type like a nigger.

No he's Jesus.

He never once blamed her for the death of his wife

you type like a asian hahahaha

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What have you done? I don't like this

Please stop taking the bait, user.

Drag her
Slay her
We're sipping on that true tea hunty

I think it happens to their remaining dubsteppers as well. The last battle before they raid the throne has BL noting the battle mages aren't wearing Imperial uniforms and one of the generic leaders has a name that talks about taking back their dominion from the "beasts".

Great now i need hentai of this

Man why is everyone so brutal to Marianne.

lysithea
>FUCK YOU MARIAANE YOUR TRASH AND USELESS NECK YOURSELF
Leonie
>FUCK YOU MARIAANE YOUR A BITCH AND YOU DONT WANT TO BE MY FRIEND FUCKING NECK YOURSELF

No, he is literally a god.

Have you played the game? She is mean to everybody. She's even mean to Marianne (which is completely unacceptable and should be grounds for expulsion).

this is one of the reasons why random stat-ups are actually great, it means every character has the potential to shine instead of there being a best team for every playthrough

He has been at this since release. Every Byleth ending that doesn't mention kids translates to him dying a virgin. If endings with someone other than Byleth mention kids it means he's a cuck.

>i love copy and paste stories.

Well at the very least to you i assume is it actually adds more new stuff then when it recycles.

>good personality

i want her to bully me

Brave weapons bro. I could had done it in two turns with Hilda but I refuse to waste skill exp

prove me wrong retard hahaha the fucking byleth endings are fucking trash a rank students get better fucking endings than s rank byleth lmao what the fuck s rank even for hahaha

She’s rude to literally everyone except you?

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Lysithea, a girl who has the mage AIDS death sentence, bullies Marianne because she wants to hang herself even though she has option for a full happy life.
Leonie hates her because she just hates pussies in general.

Lysithea is a bitch to everybody except Byleth.
Even people who just mean well like Raphael, Ignatz, Claude.

>How times have Flayn and Seteh discarded their identities?

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Name one student having a better ending with Rhea than Byleth. You literally can't.

She's not a bitch to Felix.
She wants to fatten him up

The boar . . .

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So which supports keep Lysithea alive? I think she survived when I played paired her with Lorenz

Not until the dlc comes out along with the true TRUE ending.

>based lysithea
>rude to everybody except byleth
>cunt leonie
>MUH JERALT exclusively to byleth
hahahahaha lmao

did you draw this user? what's the inspiration here

My Dimitri has 13 speed at level 23 and I want to kill myself.

Join the Black Eagles.
Ignore my mass murders and join us!

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>win unopposed
>claim victory
hahahaha what the fuck are you a liberal lmao

Byleth, Lindhardt, Hanneman, Edelgard, and possibly Claude (his ending is more ambiguous than the other ones).

She knows Felix bites back

Your character becomes a god halfway through and stays that way unless you're dumb enough to side with Edelgard. Living forever is a perk that comes with that.

This.

What is truly scary is how strong he gets if you build him into crit spears. He has like 70% Base chance. The dude becomes a literal killing machine.

>Her support with Ignatz
Seriously, what the hell was her problem with him? He literally did nothing wrong to upset her.

>marianne deals 46+ dmg with blutgang

Does it scale with magic damage? What the hell

I mean yeah. You saw him post time skip right?

There's keeping an ego in check and being obsessed with literally one character for no reason. At least Hubert has an excuse.

K but as long as i fuck you at the end of this and call you "Mitsuru" instead of "El".

That's basically mine exactly, except I had
Ignatz x Hilda
Lorenz x Leonie
Manuela x Hanneman
Caspar x Catherine
Shamir x Raphael
Dedue died

Not my fault you're a retarded chapterlet who gives up literal godhood for a second-rate waifu.

what would a drunk flayn be like?

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The basis is "Ignatz looks younger than me and is treating me like I'm young (Which, I am, I'm a fucking 15 year old girl). This makes me irrationally angry, so now I will be a cunt to him"

She hates beta numales.

It literally says in Cluade's he goes on a quest to find her a cure to finally get married with her.

Do people just not read their weapons anymore or what?

>Alois's enthusiasm as he tells Byleth and Jeralt a story but neither of them want to hear it
>Rhea's loss of composure
>the fish on the table
>Hanneman in full "my feet hurt, I just want to look at crests" mode but knows he can't leave Manuela alone like this

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>people still believe a golden ending is coming

As long Edelgard & Rhea are around that's impossible. If it ever happens it will be horribly written

>All those people who ship Shamir and Catherine
>Even though Shamir is literally obsessed with a chinaman's cock she had back in her home country

It isn't fair bros...

Who should I force Dorothea to marry?

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>lysithea will never force feed you cake

>Rate my BL pairings
>Btw, here's all these non-BL characters.
Why are you people like this

I hope the fifth scenario has everyone united against a greater evil and we can recruit everyone, including Rhea, Sothis, and most importantly of all, Kronya

>unless you're dumb enough to side with Edelgard.

Even if you chose Sothis as your waifu?

user...Nabateans can't get drunk.

Catherine has an unhealthy obsession wth Rhea as well, but that doesn't stop her from having a fulfilling and loving relationship with her wife Shamir

>All those people who ship Shamir and Byleth
>Even though Shamir is literally obsessed with a chinaman's cock she had back in her home country
hahahahaha

No one. Thots don't get happy endings.

Why wouldn't you try to recruit people to your side?

Hannenman they fuck like rabbits in their ending and their support is pretty nice

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>has everyone united against a greater evil and we can recruit everyone
I hate your kind the most.

Well ya in cannon he becomes one too but its rare that plot and gameplay match so well. I was so excited to see just how fucking strong he had gotten. It was the first time when people said wow that dude is strong I was 100% on board.

>he didn't get every character into BL before time skip

I did her and Petra because you just know Petra is going to put those milkers on display.

Well i mean you don't really need to marry her. She fucks off after shes done killing mole people. I marry Annette all the time. Made her even kill her dad this time

Yes. You become human at the end of her route and rot away like any pathetic meatbag.

>Almyran men just invade the alliance and kill people for fun, not for any real reason beyond that
>honestly it's not a bad gig though lol, it's pretty fun
What the fuck was his problem, almyran genocide DLC when

She'd unleash 1000 years of frustration, nobody would survive to tell the tale.

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All Felix's supports with cute girls are good. But his Annette one is the best

>She'd unleash 1000 years of frustration
sexual frustration probably if we're being honest here.

If by Almyran genocide you mean genociding Fodlan with Almyran war bros sign me the fuck up.

I don't want anybody other than who I am given.
Recruitment was a mistake and is easily the biggest flaw of this game.

Honestly how bad could they actually make it then what fates did?

They "invade" as a rite of passage. Hilda's brother doesn't even kill them.

Everything, Seteth doesn't allow her to go outside.

Ingrid+10

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You're also able to defeat the entirety of Unga the Bunga, the Dreadlords, and Slithers at almost max power, while your god powers gone and Rhea dead. You do this off screen of course.

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Why the fuck do most of the girls in those portraits get gigantic hooters?

100%. Her boomer dad says she's too young to date even though she's over 1000 years old.

Felix loves Dimitri, Ingrid and Sylvain. He sucks at expressing himself and he hates the way they're living, but he loves them.

her and Hilda are just super stacked in general.

Honestly cross-House recruitment should've been restricted to NG+
Killing your students during the war has more impact than... nothing

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What do you mean?Dorothea, Hilda, Edlegard, Marianne, mercedes all have gigantic tits.

imagine the smell

The fish. . .

>Edelcucks trying to sneak her into big titty lists

lol

What class/goals should I give to Cyril?
I just recruited the little brown boi. Gotta keep him away from Rhea, thirst is unreal.

I hate Edelgard as much as you do, but her time-skip breasts are huge.

Benchwarmer.

Like a whole fish market at once.

>In my opinion.

He actaully flirts with Mercedes and gives Bernie the "you are the one" look.

I killed her after I recruited her and browsed through her garbage supports lol

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Should I do new game plus for the other routes or just do them pure?

Nigga, like her or not are you blind? Have you seen her timeskip art?

Alright you little bitch, where are you hiding the fish
I can smell it

Wyvern.
His Uncle Tom ass needs to get back to his cultural roots

Axe/Bow/Authority
Whatever suits your fancy to use him one or two times as a Seminar

no harm in building renown for NG+ as it carries over when you don't use it in a chain and all of the perks of NG+ are optional.

Depends cuz ranking the Professor level to A was always a drag.

BL and GD should be pure. Use NG+ for Church and BE so you can get them over with faster.

Just try to keep it as pure of a fresh game as possible. Don't spend renown.
If Im being honest, I wish I just started a fresh file, because the statue progress carries over and the extra exp/class tutor bonuses really fuck up the balance of an already easy game.

flayn and lysithea best waifus least they don't fucking cuck you hahaha the other girls are fucking trash fucking cuckshit writers lol

>all of the perks of NG+ are optional
Not the statues.

Take your meds user.

This is the kino route. Hard BL and GD, NG+ Church&BE for maximum fucking-around and fun builds

Do people not use archers to weaken units from afar and then finish with other units for the killing blow? I used shamir and bernie alot to weaken units rather go for one shot, one kill.

>masterful, absolutely masterful
>when is the wedding?

>play jap dub for my 2nd run since Yea Forums said it was good
>sothis sounds like female danny devito
>jeralt sounds like a decrepit grandpa
>bernie sounds like donald duck
>lysithea sounds like she's phoning it in
>rhea can't sing
>most of the girls sound shit
The guys other than Jeralt sound pretty good but still...

>He wouldn't want to tap the tragic redemption arc big booby ginger.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ah0KHf62rP4

Lorenz, Ferdinand and Sylvain are best boys followed by Felix and Raphael.

>dragon loli curious about sex forces herself upon you

yes please

flat ass wtf

I was so fucking pissed that keeping dedue alive didn't rope him in with the GDs.

Fuck you faggot Claude danced with you when nobody else wanted your ugly ass.

To be honest Claude would dance with anyone, he is just that kind of character.

>big booby

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nice tits man her ass like a asian tho lmao wtf man hahahaha

THE DUDE

I wanted to kill that bitch, me.

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What a fucking retarded non character she was.

The background in this image looks like it could be at the fishing dock, kek

She still had a nice design. Maybe they're hinting toward her in dlc where you side with the mole people.

Her design is fucking awful lol

man her design based from the front fucking trash from the back lol expecting a fucking pawg her ass fucking flat tho lmao

What do you gain from acting and typing like this?

He only serves Dimitri

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t. virgin

It looks like a clown.

Should I have recruit every student for the church route? The monastery feels so empty

Ive just been ignoring the fag. Seems to be working. No one can be this faggy.

Only recruit pious students.

Literally based dad

What do you want so many people for?

That's the point and she met a fools end
Its kinda poetic

Recruitment was a mistake.

Claude is literally the last person who should be talking considering he doesn’t achieve SHIT without piggybacking off Edelgard’s ambition

>retard defending cuckshit
>calling anybody fag
lmao

Fuck you. Recruitment is one of the best things in the game.

You know. "Teaming up all the students to defeat the big bad" kind of thing

Nah, being able to recruit everyone in the same run is retarded though. Should’ve been like 3 total max

I do not recruit anyone on any route, everyone fought for their country.

>GD isn’t an Almyran raiding route with Claude tricking the alliance into joining in on the fun

It's amazing to me we have such a great narrative with 3H and people still want to force it to be the status quo.
What is wrong with you guys?

Just got this and started blue lions
who should I recruit?

Aren't they all outsourced?

It is, the raiding just doesn't start until after the end of the game.

Catherine

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No one, you fucking faggot. Get off these threads and stop looking shit up and play it blind.

Cunsithea.

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>low res game screencapped and then hit with what appears to be .jpg artifacts on a .png
does anyone have a higher res of this

No one is trying to force anything, they're just replaying the game in different ways. For all you know they've done no recruitment runs already. Why not explore every possibility you are given in game if you like playing it?

I don't know, on each route I killed characters that I liked, it was a total war and I acted as such.

ingrid is level 17 and she only has 10 strength
what do i do bros

I am glad this dumb child has AIDS.

>sothis sounds like female danny devito
that's the point, she's an old lady

Are you kidding me?
My darling Sylvain proposed to me with a ring.

Her Magic is probably high. Levin Sword etc etc.

Get her to level 20 and put her into an Advanced Class for 17 Str.

Yeah, and time still claims you in the end.

Feed her strength booster

It’d be better if the raiding was during.

What character does MByleth have the most children with I need to know

Flayn

brigand -> wyvern rider -> wyvern lord

I honestly enjoy plain clothing, it makes me feel comfy

why do I need her?

By technicality, Flayn.

>1st run
>1st red valley
>the boss just stood on the healing panel and refused to leave
>”well, good farming spot for ranged then”
>forgot to switch to training bow on Bernie
>Crit
>double attack crest activated
>crit
>1hko
Fucking Detta, you are benched

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Flayn, Shamir, Manuela, Lysithea.

You don't need anybody except for those already in the Blue Lion house, loser.

flayn and lysithea man manuela and shamir too shamir is fucking cuckshit tho she spend her entire route telling you bout a guy she used to fuck lmao

Why the fuck does the game make you care so much about Rhea on the GD route? All the dialogue choices make Byleth deeply concerned about her.

>lemme tell you bout my ex boyfriend's dick
hahaha shamir is fucking trash

>Boss abuse.
>Boss abuse in a game that is already pretty easy.
Bruh

Are you jealous of a dead guy?

>Why does this guy who fused with the mother of Rhea care about Rhea so much.

wait, is exp not gained on damage dealt

Take your medications.

do you wanna hear bout all the dicks she sucked hahaha

Cant help it user, run optimization is second natured at this point

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dorothea generally has big tiddies tho

That's the exact opposite of optimization.

You're jealous of a dead guy, ok.

isnt there a dragon quest thread for you to be shitposting in

Yea Forums seems to believe you are only ever able to love one person in your entire life.

Yes, but with training bow you deal less dmg than he can heal (10dmg), and spells mean slow death
Its just a nifty early game ranged farming spot that i might abuse full-flegde once nightmare/infernal roll out

>s... she keeps talking bout her ex boyfriend dick
>i... it's fine tho i love her
hahahahaha damn son lmao

They are only sticking around because they keep being replied to, you goddamn clowns. You fucking sideshows. Little tiny circus.

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based lol

Too bad for you, loser. Bosses move/roam.
Pathetic boss abuse loser.

esl faggot

Byleth fuses with her on the BE route but still destroys the church anyway.

Woa there no need to be so rude man
i enjoyed farming the colloseum greatly back then too

>ex boyfriend
Gender is never revealed.

Why do you talk so much about dicks?

>they were never seen again
Actually read their ending instead of parroting

And then her core auto destructs after killing Rhea for some raisin.

>Why do you talk so much about dicks?

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Any suggested ways of getting easy money in the endgame? I'm on the GD route, just killed Edelgard, and running low on funds.

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Bernie is made for sexual harassment.

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BE route is a poorly thought out route and was more than likely a last minute inclusion. Stuff like Mercedes joining the black eagles is just absolute trash.

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This game literally Chuck's money at you at every given instance, dude.

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If they really wanted to have their cake and eat it too they could've just had you hold Edelgard hostage for the Beagles route so you can still have cute girl shit and still make sense

source please!

No, after the time skip you stop getting the monthly funds.

Bruh. Every aux map gives an auto bullion on top of funds after you complete the map. Fishing. Selling battalions. Selling the millions of weapon the game gives you. Tournaments.
Seriously.

I'll make this nice and simple

delet now

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It makes nice cross house supports possible without the retarded all together route, but there should had been a limit on that like 2 from either house.

>last minute inclusion
Are you retarded?