Confident: The Mass Effect series would be greatly improved if Shepard was an Elcor

The Volus are already playable in *Inhales* ME3 Multiplayer. It'd only be fitting if *gasps* we took center stage in the next game.

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Positive reinforcement: This would be a immense step forwards in human/elcor relationships.

Unconvinced: Shepard was never that interesting a character to begin with. Regardless of species.

pee pee: poo poo

Unusually enthusiastic, possibly with self-aware irony: Immensely grounded, and dare I say it vaccinated with a crimson substance.

disagree: we need less characters that sound like they have an abundance of mucus in their nostrils

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Wistfully perverted: Imagine seizing such a small and delicate creature.

Outraged remark: You meatbags are all degenerates. The scenario you propose is disgusting on multiple levels.
Trailing addendum: ...But EDI instead of Miranda, however...

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hmmm, i was about to push the red button but you piked my interest

go on...

subtly seductive: Miranda i'm happy you could join me in my quarters

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Can someone *gasp* explain to me why humans are such a major species after only being introduced to the wider galaxy relatively recently? Shouldn't they *wheeze* have a much smaller population, more limited economic influence, and inferior military doctrines compared to just about any other race?

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As if you monotone monstrosities *Wheezes* are one to talk. You're speech is o-*Coughs* one thing, but you're quadruped form makes it too ...costly to animate compared to *Rasps* all other species who are bipeds. After all there's only one instance of an Elcor *Respires* moving in the ENTIRE Mass Effect trilogy.

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Mass Effect is fucking gay and boring. What do you Zoomers see out of this shit series besides titty? Music is trash, artstyle is trash, aliens all look the same "rpg" mechanics are blue good red bad because no actual rpg skills are used. Tell me what fucking sliver of value do you find in this shit besides Overwatch-like porn?

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Renegade interrupts are nice.

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snarky: implying you could get through half the story without a stray bullet bursting your suit open

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Vague warning of impending murderous intent: Some of you meatbags are of an acceptable standard. Don't come to the citadel tomorrow.

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I wish I had an EDI

its implied the mass effect universe is inhabited by gay space niggers, even the salarians are only 95 IQ

A reminder that Mac Walters wrote that trash comic.

Just make sure to *rasps* shoot Quarians in non-vital organs. It'll be a slower death.

with barely concealed glee: Look at me go.

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In amazement: there he goes. There he goes again.

i hope he stops by the bank you raspy jew goblin

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Yes, perhaps he'll make *wheeze* a generous deposit.

With conviction: The internet as a whole would be greatly improved if everyone was an Elcor.

this actually bothered me a lot in ME1 that most of the random pirates and stuff you encountered on missions were humans, when humans working outside of human controlled space should have been really rare
otherwise I assume it's that a lot of the other species didn't have high population growth rates
the military stuff is the typical scifi "humans having been fighting amongst themselves forever so are good at war" type deal

Unrestrained enthusiasm: based.

i hope he deposits a concussion shot in your temple

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He said some of us were alright. That means *wheeze* me, obviously.

This one would like to wish the collective userbase of this thread a pleasant day, and wishes to know what vidya they have enjoyed in recent days.

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Despite *inhale* being only 13% of the galactic population *wheeze*...

This is a beyond garbage thread. I hope you all will sleep soundly tonight knowing I've reported each and every one of you to 4Sec.

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Fuck you, jellybitch

How soon Elcor forget that *Breathes In* Volus aren't exclusively reliant on Turian Military for protection. We've *Inhales* proven ourselves in combat and have vids on the *Wheeze* extranet to prove it! If Shepards thieving chit thief of a girlfriend can potentially make it *gasps* through three games then a Volus commando would have no problem.

Already sent your post to C-Sec, not like *Retches* you'd make it up to the presidium anyway.

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>Volus space trader game never

Hey Garrus whats wrong with you face

There will never be another Mass Effect game.
You will never see Garrus, Tali, Liara, Wrex, anyone again.
The legacy of Mass Effect will be Andromeda being a buggy piece of shit nobody liked, and 3 having the worst ending(s) of all time of any video game, capped off with a "buy our DLC."
The vibrant, beautiful, interesting, lore-filled universe of Mass Effect is forever dead.
When you are 70, 80 years old and nobody knows what Mass Effect or even Electronic Arts is anymore, will you still be mad?

Enraged boast: I'm going to make Malachor V look like a fucking joke.

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good luck finding the flotilla bird

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Yeah, well 'this one' wishes you'd blow it out yer ass.

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He probably took beauty tips from your mother.

>I'M BEHIND SEVEN RELAYS!

There is no need to engage in hostilities with this one, fellow anonymous users. This one merely wished to know the tastes in electronic entertainment of the wider galaxy, and so wished to converse with you. It has not made any intent to offend.

>He probably took beauty tips from your mother.
Ceberus was right about you filthy Turians!

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Fuck you.

>Miranda versus The Galaxy

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>confident bravado
We'll bang, ok.

This one is afraid that it is not taking "Fuck you" for an answer. You have five seconds to post your vidya before this one pulls the trigger.

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>There will never be another Mass Effect game.
You should've added "proper" or at least "good". They might still make Spaceballs 2.

>When you are 70, 80 years old and nobody knows what Mass Effect or even Electronic Arts is anymore, will you still be mad?
I plan to live forever, defy entropy and bathe this solar system in waves of unrelenting rage.

Fuck you.

With immature bravado: copulate with your own appendages.

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VORCHADS WHERE YOU AT?

GHAAA VORCHA LIKE WATCHING THREAD BURN

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Can that thing even hold tools? They never bothered giving them any animations, so it's hard to tell.

>is dead before the thread 404's

I have recently taken up the latest shooter from the Renegon franchise. The level of violence is exquisite but when gazing at the aftermath of an Eviscerator spree, the wounds left on the body are not true to life and many corpses still remain in one piece. I hope this is altered for a more graphic experience in future titles.

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Cheerful. I see you enjoy lord aarvark's work as well

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>imblying
once ea has squeezed every last penny they can out of anthem bioware is getting the chopping block

>When Liara is saying to nut but the scene is another thirteen minutes long

With humorous intent:
We 'll bang ok?

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In all honesty, they should have given Elcor a trunk or arm with which to manipulate smaller objects. Can you imagine an Elcor trying to wire electronics? I can't. Can't even wipe its own ass.

I am fully convinced that EA has finally transcended being a mere money-hungry corporation into a state of pure evil.

*ting ting ting ting*
With joyous contempt: FUCK JANNIES

you all need to get laid

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Reproduce. Oh wait...

>

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KROGAN COCK
SO GOOOOOOOD

you missed when commander elcor cured our balls
we've been having orgies all over tuchunka

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still got that stick up your ass?

move over mass effect boomers

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WHERE I CAN I FIND A FEMALE TURIAN GF

Nowhere.

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With swagger: on my genitals.

I'M GETTING KEKED BY ELCOR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

anyone seeing fleet and flotilla tonight?

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No, I *rasp* am going to be watching an Earth-clan cultural artifact called "Valuable Trading Commodity and *wheeze* Pack-Hunting Mammal that is the Ancestor of the Domestic Dog". It has been recommended to me several times.

earths got a lot of cool vids, have fun

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>cool vids
If you like trash.

if you saw the trash on the flotilla you'd want to toss yourself out the air lock

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epic xD upvoted!!!!

Her breasts look awful, who drew this garbage?

top kek

Omar Francia
readcomiconline.to/Comic/Mass-Effect-Redemption/Issue-1?id=69783#2

beep boop

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woof

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Please do not disturb the keepers.

omg hahah that would be so RANDUMB lmao! xD

I love those shitty, low budget Flottilla-produced vids you can find in the seedier parts of the extranet. Great to watch with friends while drunk and just riff on the shitty special effects and corn-ball acting.

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fucking lol

Mordin explains it in ME2 as humans having a large pool of genetic diversity, combined with the general "gung-ho" attitude of humanity that doesn't exist in the older space-fairing races anymore.

The whole "humanity fuck yeah" aspect of Mass Effect was going to be more relevant in the original dark energy ending of ME3. It was going to be revealed that the human Reaper in ME2 was the key to stopping dark energy pollution due to the unique properties of the human genome compared to the previously harvested races. Honestly it doesn't sound much better than the ending we got now.

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Not much better is still better. Even if marginally.

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you should see The Engine Bay, Tomah Wiseau Vas Quib Quib is the best

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...I should go.

the more I sit on it, the more I think ME3's ending isn't as bad as it is unsatisfying

Proof that the writers have no idea what they're talking about.

I only did this quest once after like 5 playthroughs.

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It's stupid and it's unsatisfying. The core idea of ME3's ending might have worked, but only with writers who understood it and could explain it and develop it in a way that made sense in the narrative.

should've just been synthesis and destroy, control is just stup

sauce on this nice turian getting fucked?

That was Patrick "the hack" Weekes and his shitty writing.

No.

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>loli turian
Is this a product of /meg/

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The opposite synthesis is just stupid, destroy and Control make the most sense.
Control being that Shepard replaces the intelligence as the guiding hand of the reapers and Destroy being a targeted crash into the Reaper base code.
Synthesis is just fucking magic, it makes no sense.

>loli
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Control is just as dumb as people assume Shepards mind will remain the same without the vital chemical processes of the human body. He will no longer feel emotional imbalances and then no emotions at all, the logic parts of his mind will go unchallenged and then the harvest will resume but with a far more powerful leader.

source: my ass

Not really, all of the ideas that were tossed around for the dark energy ending sound completely ridiculous and are even more pseudo-science bullshit than the Synthesis ending. I feel like the backlash would've been even worse since it would only boil down to two choices.
>1. Sacrifice humanity to construct human reapers and stop dark energy pollution.
>2. Destroy reapers and try to unite the galaxy to find a solution without reaper help. (if there are even any solutions).
The only good thing about the dark energy ending is that it's *kind of* foreshadowed in ME2, which you could see as wasted build-up due to being abandoned in ME3. Even then, it still paints the Reapers as benevolent beings who were trying to "help" the galaxy all along rather than the cosmic horrors they should've been.

At least the current ending somewhat fits an overarching theme in the games that has existed since ME1, even if it's more of a subplot.

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Or #3: massive evacuation effort to a neighbouring galaxy using the meme tech to start anew without the Reapers, the citadel and relays in general.

Source: mental illnesses. Some people suffer with a lack of empathy or a detachment to some or even all emotion and people because of it due to the brain not functioning right. The same would be applied to Shepard as he would just be all data with no chemical reactions regulating his emotions, just information. He would deteriorate and that would be it.

just pick destroy. both legion and EDI would be understanding

The problem is both legion and EDI clearly prefer the synthesis ending, if they didn't EDI wouldn't be the one narrating it. I still pick destroy and just see legion and EDI as unfortunate collateral damage, but I think it's stupid to claim that they would be OK with it.

I think they were stupid to go for a too deep for you villain. The Reaper's motivations should have been simple there reasons for trying to solve the dark Energy could have been purely selfish.

>It is impossible for you to compare the mortal experience to ours, once one has lived a billion years one transcends time. In doing so the inevitable end of time becomes the inevitable end of oneself, and it may as well be tomorrow.
>Dark Energy, that which you call eezo is one form of it, for now it drives galaxies apart but it will eventually drive matter apart too. Electrons will be driven from protons and neutrons on a wide scale, atoms will expand much like the late stages of a star, and then cease to be.
>The relays helped delay the problem but it was quickly made apparent they are not a viable long term solution. A new solution was required

if they don't understand the logistic benefits of getting rid of the cyclical evil robots forever, they are stupid robots

cute

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Anyone have an upload of the cut audio from the Vetra sex scene?

Here we go user
youtube.com/watch?v=X0MYtpInDMU

I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE REEEEEEE
youtube.com/watch?v=IvnUGbwBQ-k

It's all your friend :)

mega.nz/#!6DQHSYYA!lh4zLEwXwLltmhrPmAYwhBHsvCZfGpSvJ1_MKsJ2PiI

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SHEPARD MY BABIES ARE ALL FUCKING DEAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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B A S E D

M Y D U D E

>this was cut
worse than ME3's ending

t. Krogan

genophage best part

I wonder if that's because they changed Vetra to a bi romance late in development.
Had to cut her hetro sex scene because it would be unfair to the Dykes

apparently, there's rumors that the VA got pissed about it

sincere: truly a comfy thread

>VA upset that her fake sexy sounds weren't broadcast to millions of horny nerds everywhere
That's pretty based

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confident: turian girls are the cutest

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Restatement in green with implication of falsehood: music is trash

rhetorical question: how can one not enjoy such memorable compositions:
youtube.com/watch?v=yVm_ljDSdwA
youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw

>playing the trilogy for the first time
>fucking HATE the orchestra music in ME2 and the lighting everywhere when ME1 nailed the "darkness everywhere because space and spaceships" atmosphere

>ME3 has synth and shadows everywhere

based

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That first one.
>Well, what about Shepard?

Them making her a bisexual?

that's what I heard, but it sounded like gossip shit

>10/10 personality
>0/10 feet
With barely contained disappointment: damn.

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So the secret is the power of spiral energy?

/10 feet
I thought foot fags love Tali's feet.

For me, it's Jack. The best girl who didn't get some retarded rank upgrade in ME3

In stunned disbelief: there are people in this thread who in a manner comported without irony picked an ending other than Destroy

>going from criminal to instructor in the most prestigious school in Alliance space
>not an upgrade

Disdain: I did not complete the third title invthe series at all.

not a retarded rank upgrade like duhhhh admiral

concerned voice: the third title is much better than the second installment, bad ending and all

Tiredly: There is no advantage that Destroy has over Control.
Condescendingly: Did you fail to notice the evidence on Horizon that proves Control is entirely possible?
Exuberantly: The Illusive Man failed because he foolishly implanted himself with Reaper technology, but his overall goal was a noble one and is the best outcome for all species.

With rueful scorn: Mass Effect 3 was the best overall game in the series.

B-BUT MUH GLOWY KID MUH STOPLIGHT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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unironically this, the gameplay is actually good unlike the first two

Amused condescension: You are wrong

What's the official feet tier list?
My best guess would be: Samantha > Miranda > Liara > Kelly > Ashley > Samara > Jack >Tali

with urgent disbelief: then why was the demo a piece of shit?

Skeptical: I suspect you are engaging in deception for the purposes of your own selfish amusement.
Intrigued: However, if this is not the case, I respect your opinion and would humbly ask for further elaboration.

In the strained and mocking patience reserved for those with severe mental or developmental defects: imagine missing the entire point of the series and choosing to repeat the mistakes that landed organic life in this mess in the first place because you are stupid enough to believe things will somehow be different this time.

>gameplay
gunplay, user; they aren't the same thing.
Mass Effect 3 had the best gunplay but other areas of gameplay were lacking, for example the ability to choose how to complete a quest was best in the first game.
Mass Effect 1 and 3 have better gameplay than 2 but I wouldn't necessarily hold one above the other.

ME3 has some good parts but fuck holy shit everything about Cerberus, Eve/Krogan Jesus, da Crucible, Kai Leng, Earth, Citadel DLC quipfesting, Javik being day 1 DLC, the Quarian/Geth slapfight and Shepard PTSD over gay child puts it way down
Sometimes I think it was better than ME2, which it absolutely was in gameplay, but only HUMAN REAPER compares to the autism of ME3 writing.
Havent played Andromeda but with my internet and what i've heard/seen I wouldnt pirate it not even for turian gf, but only because ive heard that was also bad

yea I suppose you're right, I just had fond memories of the MP, which was pretty good for something shoehorned in (anyone fucking remember how they said you could get the "best" ending without it and you actually can't?)

With supreme and unwavering confidence: no u

1 > 3 > lol > 2 > POWER GAP > Andromeda

With barely concealed derision: You would doom the galaxy to terrible hardship out of unfounded superstition.
Smugly: You cannot deny that the available evidence indicates Control is entirely possible, if it were not then why would the Reapers have attacked Horizon with such urgency?

i like vorchas, they are my favorite species on the citadel

>not liking Citadel, the Genophage, the Quarian/Geth stuff and still being butthurt over Javik who is still pretty good and pirateable
jesus user what DID you like about the game

turian gf is surprisingly fine. one of the best parts of that game to be sure, but overall she's very mediocre. the game as a whole takes autism to the max. it's definitely worth a pirate if and only if you love cringe.

Eh, it's not a bad game but shit like the lack of urgency in the story that carries over from ME2 and the blatantly rushed Priority: Earth really drag down the game.

That doesn't even include the shitty sidequests that are either just scanning fetchquests or reused multiplayer maps. Or the character problems like fact that Kai Leng is a crappy rival character compared to Saren and Harbinger.

With an immense amount of smug superiority: If ME3 is so great, then why wasn't there a romance option for Harbinger that would lead into a peaceful resolution with the reapers, proving once and for all that the dick is mightier than any laser or railgun?

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Hello extremely! I hope you- wait, no, wrong game

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*Know* that this thread is fucking retarded. *Know* that normal people do not talk like elcors.

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Am I the only one that has a hard time comparing the Mass Effect games to each other?

Either to there benefit or detriment I feel like all three games are vastly different. ME2 was the most self-contained and consistently "good" game in the series, but wasted an entire game's worth of plot for an episodic, serial TV show tier story. ME3 on the other hand has the highest high's in the series but also the lowest low moments. Then you have ME1 which feels like a completely separate entity from both ME2 and ME3.

Citadel was only good for the party, everything else was super autism adventures.
Genophage was good, Eve and Wrex being so perfect and good got on my nerves. Should have been easier to convince Mordin that he is being a fucking moron and making a miss steak
Quarian/Geth stuff was good on its own, stupid in context of there already being a giant war on and there being one objective good choice (hey retards stop fighting mmkay).
Javik is good, EA is fucking gay for making him day 1 DLC. Of course I pirated the game but that doesn't make it any better.
The gameplay was good, although sidequests were shitty and exploration didnt exist.
Leviathan was interesting but too short, Omega was boring.
And yet with all this I'm still about to finish another play through.
Maybe I'll just watch a video on youtube

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Give me my harem simulator now! Jack is best girl! Miri is best butt, Samara is best breasts, Kelly is best slut, Liara is best "innocence defiled", Aria is best mommy.