I did not care for Nier; Automata

You are supposed to hack everything.

Konata is a whore

I want Death Stranding to succeed.

OH MY GOD! OUR POKEMON, DEOXYS, IS DEAD!

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>loved Nier
>hyped for Nier Automata
>when it comes out, the fandom transforms into 99.99% gamers
>Yoko Taro is fine with this and eggs it on further

Ruined the franchise desu

When did family man hit the point of no return

Not everyone needs to like everything bud.

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>Family Guy intro ends
>scene opens in Peter’s house, where the family is on the couch watching TV
>DING DONG
>Lois: I wonder who that could be at this time of day.
>Peter opens the door
>Piccolo: Hey, Peter!
>Peter: Holy fr*cken crap, Lois! Check who it is!
>Lois: Is that... Oh my god, Piccolo!
>Brian: Holy shit, Piccolo? I thought you enlisted in the military and-
>Piccolo: Shut the fuck up, Brian, there’s no time for small talk, I’ve come to give Peter his daily dose.
>Peter: What the hell are you talking about?
>Piccolo pulls his pants and fucks Peter in the ass as the family watches
>Peter: OH GOD, IT HURTS!!
>Piccolo finishes giving Peter his daily dose and Peter begins sobbing
>Piccolo: Now say thanks doc.
>Peter: T-thanks doc.
>Piccolo leaves with Peter still crying
>Stewie: Personally I prefer Naruto, but Fox can’t negotiate for shit!

Bump

This made me laugh more than it should

If you’re supposed to hack everything, then it seens like its a bad game

If Nier Automata didn't have 2B, everyone would have forgotten the game. Hell, nobody talks about the game except the ass

Prove me wrong

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Probably when Brian got hit by a car and died

It insists upon itself

>Family Guy intro ends
>scene opens in Peter’s house, where the family is on the couch watching TV
>DING DONG
>Lois: I wonder who that could be at this time of day.
>Peter opens the door
>Mario: Hey, Peter!
>Peter: Holy fr*cken crap, Lois! Check who it is!
>Lois: Is that... Oh my god, the Smash Brothers!
>Brian: Holy shit, the Smash Brothers? I thought you all enlisted in the military and got shipped off to Iraq!
>scene where Captain Falcon is falcon punching Islamic terrorists while the Brawl theme plays
>Donkey Kong: Hehehe, yep, but we're back. Those Arabs really went APE on us!
>everyone but Meg laughs
>Chris: It’s great to have you all back, Smash Brothers!
>Meg: Whatever! It was great to finally have some peace a quiet from those stupid puns...
>Ness uses his psychic powers to throw Meg into the roof
>Peter: NYEHAHAHAHAHA!
>Stewie: Personally I prefer Mortal Kombat, but Fox can’t negotiate for shit!

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not her fault. her dad raped her when she was a baby

That Sonic is too accurate, aside from the face. Everything else there is fairly believable Seth Mcfarlane style.

I really like the music and the feels really got me.

>we need a neutral couch scene for our meme image
>fuck just here, this one from google where brian fucks up rupert should work
>isn't it taking away from the joke we-
>no fuck you could have churned out six memes by now move move move

Everyone has their opinions man, I get that the game didn't appeal to you. I personally loved it.

THAT'S RIGHT YOU CUNTS I CAN BE CIVIL

it's literally pikachu and sonic official art with shopped faces dude

now this is kino

HOLY CRAP I READ IT IN PETERS VOICE

Even Nier cocksuckers have to admit the optional endings were dogshit.
>2 lines of text
>speed through credits
>ending [N]ame
If there's no cutscene why bother?

>Family Guy intro ends
>scene opens in Peter’s house, where the family is on the couch watching TV
>DING DONG
>Lois: I wonder who that could be at this time of day.
>Peter opens the door
>Sonic: Hey, Peter!
>Peter: Holy fr*cken crap, Lois! Check who it is!
>Lois: Is that... Oh my god, Sonic Hedgehog!
>Brian: Holy shit, Sonic? I thought you enlisted in the military and got shipped off to Iraq!
>scene where Sonic is spinning through Islamic terrorists while Fist Bump plays
>Sonic: Hehehe, yep, but I’m back. Those Arabs sure pulled a FAST one on me!
>everyone but Meg laughs
>Chris: It’s great to have you back, Sonic!
>Meg: Whatever! It was great to finally have some peace a quiet from those stupid puns...
>Sonic uses a spring to throw Meg into the roof
>Peter: NYEHAHAHAHAHA!
>Stewie: Personally I prefer Super Mario, but Fox can’t negotiate for shit!

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Because the text is humorous you fucking fun-hating baby.

no one did
the only people that pretend to like it are sexually attracted to the game's characters

Because it has a valid point to make; It's insisting

Nobody liked Nier Automata. It's nothing but waifu bait. The gameplay is shallow and repetetive.

The music was good though.

same
felt just like Bioshock infinite
like someone opened up the Wiki page for philosophy and just copied shit down.
Only thing good was A2 and jackass everything else was garbage misery porn bait that never felt genuine.
Combat was shitty recycled version of bayo that was boring as Sin.

Oh shit, somebody acknowledging the obvious truth we all know but never say.

The Deoxy's one is better

It takes forever to get there and
Damn I don't think I've even finished the game I couldn't get passed route b

Nah, the music and story was great too

Yeah shallow and pedantic

HOLY FRIGGIN CRAP LOIS

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What was the original line?

>t. hit the credits once

Except it fucking isnt and isnt fun.

I love fun, I want fun. A line of text instead of a cutscene isn't fun. That's like saying reading the word "hamburger" is fun and me wanting to actually eat one is "food hating"

Holy mother of god no wonder people like you think Nier Automata is smart/good, you have the IQ of an empty bucket.

>went from intelligent, cultured, sarcastic, alcoholic friend of Peter to retarded, liberal, forever-alone, douchebag friend of Stewie
His death would've been for the best desu

When it died and they brought it back after it got popular on adult swim. It was alright for a few episodes after the return, but I'm betting they couldn't get back most of the old writing staff, cause it was absolute trash.

WRONG
2B isn't the main character

Only ironic weebs like it. It's Taro's worst work and the the sign that he's now become a massive hack

>Family Guy intro ends
>scene opens in Racecar Johnny's house, where the family is on the couch watching TV
>VROOM VROOM
>Racecar Johnny: I wonder who that could be at this time of day.
>Racecar Johnny opens the door
>Racecar Johnny: Yo, Racecar Johnny!
>Racecar Johnny: Holy fr*cken yo, Racecar Johnny! Check who it is!
>Racecar Johnny: Is that... yo my god, Racecar Johnny!
>Racecar Johnny: Yo!
>scene where Racecar Johnny vroom vrooms
>Racecar Johnny: Hehehe, Vroom Vroom!
>everyone including Racecar Johnny Yo!'s
>Racecar Johnny: Vroom Vroom!
>Racecar Johnny: Vroom Vroom!
>Racecar Johnny Yo!'s Racecar Johnny
>Racecar Johnny: Vroom Vroom!
>Racecar Johnny: Vroom Vroom!

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The Brian and Stewie adventures were okay though

Not even five seasons in

NO

FREAKIN

WAY

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>60fps gameplay
>30fps cutscenes
What the fuck were they thinking?
I thought my high-end PC was dropping frames badly for a sec but it was the game's 30fps cutscenes

The music was good.

I genuinely enjoyed it and I couldn’t give less of a shit about any of the androids for their sex appeal (let alone the female ones), but I understand and agree with most of the criticisms

I thought his gameplay was fine, but also dropped at that point
The text box that shows up and says, "Hey! Thanks for playing! Playing through again is the best experience."
Gave it another hour and dropped. Im not playing through a game twice because you couldnt structure it normally. You can call it creative, but it felt lazy to me

I'd be 10,000% okay with a free and easy Konata. I'd rather marry Mi-wiki-san anyway.

I played Drakengard at launch.
Wasted a lot of money at the time but at least it taught me to avoid anything even remotely associated with it.

Piccolo doesn’t have a dick his species spits eggs

I sure do love big asses

You're 100% right

Is that the freakin' Megazord?

How do you not know about dr piccolo

Bump

Okay, this is epic.

In my head I still pronounce it Auto Mata.

Bump

I thought Brian was always a liberal

I love season 1-5 Family Guy

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How can you say you didn't like it if you didn't even give it a chance?