>be married
>its kinda rocky, but we love eachother
>also love videogames so try and introduce them to wife
>show her game after game but she dislikes most of them
>even standard cuplegames like overcooked
>she does however like lego star wars and the other lego games
>fine, its fun to play togheter either way
>fastforward until i become a dad
>we have a son, then another son
>they are annoying af
>literally no sleep, if you leave them alone for five minutes, they could actually kill themselves
>but annoying as they may be, and they sure are, its pretty fun having them around
>first son gets older, try introduce him to my fave games
>halo, doom, starcraft, etc
>doesnt like em
>except lego star wars
>play togheter, lil happy family
>have to struggle to not die of cuteness overload
>then realise
>my ten year old and 37-year old wife have the exact same taste in videogames
>lego star wars is a fun and challenging game for them
>the woman i married shares the mental stage off a child
>everything makes sense, her sudden outbursts, how she argues etc
>she is a fucking child
>mfw Yea Forums was right all along
Be married
>be married
stopped reading there
Thats a crappy realization, user. What can even be done? You're in too deep to make demands.
>be married
your problem mate
>he thought The Eternal Child was a meme
loving every laugh
Dumb frogposter
>my fave games
>halo
Nice blog but why will your kid get cancer tho?
You sound like the autist
This is something our male ancestors KNEW since the dawn of civilization but we somehow have forgotten within the past century.
What kind of retard gets married. It's probably not even your kid.
>halo, doom, starcraft, etc
Wouldnt a 10 year old like some platformey adventure games? Like ratchet and clank
I played civ when I was like 4 with my dad. He'd ask me what to do and then he would do the various things while teaching me the game. I have been playing starcraft since I was 6.
It just makes me wanna smack my lips.
Eat a skittle.
Convert to Islam
Shoot at a movie screen
Download a copy of LEGO Star Wars 2 on an Ed card.
lying ass frognigger fuck stop shitting up the board
keep replying, he will stop eventually
>he needed videogames to understand that women are giant children
You appear to have the same mentality, OP
When I was 10 I played Goldeneye, Conker's Bad Fury Day, DOOM, etc.
I hated kid games, shit was for fags
Based retard. Why dont you start off with casual games like Portal, Overwatch or fucking Nintendo games before suggesting a fuckin RTS game.
Your wife might be a child but you're mentally impaired as well.
that was a hell of a finish
liking women is basically pedophilia since all women are mentally children
KYS nazi snowflake bigot transphobic antisemitic manchild. Have sex.
You all sound like a perfect fit for each other tbqh. A nice, happy, retarded fucking family
>no seething
shame, you nearly had it
Cope.
Not all kids get into the same games. Nor are they all on the same level of development. It's really not a thing we can solve, neither preference nor intelligence are evenly distributed across populations.
Some folks will not ever get into the slow pacing of Civ games (or turn based games in general). It's just a thing. The most childish thing this story WILL produce (on Yea Forums where it's predictable enough that I can certainly say it has already happened in this thread and will the more I scroll down) is the childish inability to accept these differences and the reality we live in - where shit is not literally all the same for everyone.
>be married
I think you lost yourself on your way to reddit you normie shit
Sounds about right. When I was 10 Banjo Kazooie, Mario 64, pokemon was my jam. Nowadays I'll still play them for a while but not I used to
keep the brain damaged lady and protect her with your life, user
no dilate?
you're getting sloppy.
>halo
Have you considered your family simply has better taste than you
when i was 10 i was playing diablo 2 and warcraft 2