Which team wins, Yea Forums?

Slutfire lewds when?

Don't count The Duke out.

Blue
>cumbucket will rage quit when he gets killed over and over by the heavy + medic tryharding
>grunt is fuck because slutfire is a pyro with 3000 hours
>duke will said fuck this and whip out a sticky launcher and fuck nut sideways alongside legion
>karma will get some picks but nothing gamebreaking
>joaquin will at least put a teleporter, just enough to help the team
>goob and jerry will get two or three kills by do jack shit in the end

Blu but only so I can dab all over the streamer bitch

Grunt and cumbucket are going to buttfuck /ss/akura with no lube then easily dispatch Ericventura
Goob's going to devour any out of place stranglers like AnonymousLegion
Joaquin is going to be dead weight compared to Nut
Karmabeast will 7 times out of 10 will shoot The Duke in the face while he's charging
I'm going to assume whatever the fuck Jerry is is a shotgun Heavy or something if that's the case then Slutfire is going to get bodied because of that massive healthpool and hitscan in general just shits on Pyros
Red has the better match up

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>implying joaquin knows the basics of teleporters

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Assembling my Godteam.
Grunt
Cumbucket
The Duke
Jerry
Nut
And SSakura, but we force him to keep his mouth shut, remove his faggy cosmetics, and pop on command with kritz.

RED team has a whopping 2 joke builds and a huntsman
BLU has 0 joke builds and a demoknight
RED likely wins the engineer and soldier vs demo class equivalent comparison, meanwhile BLU's heavy, pyro, and debatably spy defeat their role equivalents.
RED's 2 tryhards will have to pull a lot of weight to counterbalance their 2 utterly deadweight players compared to the all around good teamcomp of BLU (even a idiot with a minisenty will be an annoyance).

what the fuck is Jerry?

He still has a minisentry tho
Don't discout Jerry, shotgun heavy can be deceptively dangerous and if goob catches you in the water you are done for

Looks like a fat scout loud out to me.

Without a doubt red.
>Grunt and cumbucket are smart enough to make ERICVENTURA useless while his medic and pyro are busy LARPing as sluts
>The Duke is useless by default because he is a demoknight
>Jerry has godly shotgun aim to invalidate Legion
>nut supports his team while joaquin does not
>KarmaBeast picks off anyone who gets past the two obvious carries on red

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It's one thing to have a regular Heavy+Medic combo (you can decently counter them as Sniper, Demoman, or Spy if you're REALLY feeling confident), another is to have the Medic in the duo use the fucking Vaccinator, which is the biggest god-damn tumor in the game since pre-JI Danger Shield (i'd agrue it's worse than it since with the pre-ji shield you could still counter the Sniper with a Soldier/Demo or Scorch Shot Pyro, meanwhile with the Vaccinator you're fucked no matter who you play as).

the twitch streamer wouldn't pick servers he wouldn't either have direct power or a sure chance of victory in, so either red wins every round or red wins every round after he bans enough people to make it a 1v1 against the medic

I want to fuck Slutfire.

we all know you're only here to make porn of the slut RPers once someone asks

maybe if people stopped fucking cheating with their goddamn sniper people wouldn't have bothered to learn the weapon.

We already had this image.
Cant you be more original?

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The one that has the most fun.

Then the nigga shouldn't beat around the goddamn bush!
Also /ss/akura is underrated

RED because the medic player will always die to the scout and soldier.

*rubberbands behind you*

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KarmaBeast is using a projectile aimbot.

set cl_interp to 9000 and watch how you backstab a guy from a mile away

For some reason, backpedaling makes you way more susceptible to facestabs. The only way to fight a spy in melee is to charge directly into their face at all times.

Running into them is a great way to get trickstabbed from my experience.

Well, Yea Forums?

Sakura or Slutfire?

Godteam incoming:
>The Duke
>Jerry
>The Vazquez Brothers
>KarmaBeast
>nut
Yes, I know this makes three engineers. We're still going to win

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Slutfire

cumbucket

Joaquin.Vasquez.2003

>nut
This man will singlehandedly carry Red to victory. He's memorized every single faggot turret location and has a sixth sense for when the A-player on the enemy team is aiming to destroy it. Leading to him constantly move his nest to new unorthodox locations every time it gets more than three kills or stops a hard push.

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Slutfire because I want to fuck femPyro.

i trust jerry and nut.

The only real problem for Red team is the heavy+med combo, otherwise they basically shit on Blue with their Scout, Soldier and Engie alone

sakura

All I know is that everyone in there is gonna find out /ss/akura and Slutfire are irl girls and they're gonna get gifted free shit by virgins thinking that'll get them laid

>Slutfire
>Girl
He's just a dude who fantasizes about being a hot chick and getting gangbanged until he's retarded.

Without even memeing saw this on a trade server once, grill tried to sell some mid tier unusual, got like 10 messages in vc. It's crazy how desperate people are

He probably lacks testosterone to the point where he can pull off a girl's voice good enough to get free shit anyway

>no lime green scunt

N-No I don't

Cumbucket has lime scunt radiating off of him. None of the characters have their paint showing, so it's very likely that he is one.

tell me about jerry

Lord knows you can't even go a day without fantasizing about hot men fucking every inch of your hot female bod.

She's only interested in ||Jane|| Doe.

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JERRY JERRY JERRY

He's the guy that never says anything, is clearly new to the game but also has his crosshair on your center mass 100% of the time.

Go on...