>playing as female character
Autistic things you do while playing videogames
>Play as a non human
I don't play videogames, I just come here to shitpost because this place is reddit now
>using pee bottles
to be fair, i only do so when i play civilization or aoe
Where do I upvote?
none because autism is a made up disorder
attempt to look under the skirt/dress/robe of any character wearing one
>fap to the female protagonist as I play as her
Spending time to complete everything in a single player game (but in not ubisoft open world bullshit).
Install Skyrim sex mods to fap to my character then deactivate them after and continue with current playthrough, they activate again when I want to fap.
if i ever reply a game i pretend like i'm reacting to things for the first time even though i'm alone and i know my reactions aren't genuine
Played all of ME as femshep. Better actress than the male choice imo.
Grinding Rise's navigation lines to get the Hardcore Risette Fan trophy.
This was me in college
Okay, look, you've convinced us all you're not gay by saying you'd rather look at dude the entire game.
Like really, all of us believe you are as straight as a pole by telling all of us, literally all of us, that you like looking at a guy the entire time.
Please continue, my cringe folder could use a few more memes.
>roleplaying
>being straight
>in 2019
Why not play with them? You know fuck your wife and what not
>killing yourself at 30 because you cut your legs, arms and cock off
Too distracting, breaking immersion and game atmosphere.
finish them
How? Sex is literally part of life and it's referenced several times in the game, the existence of children in skyrim shows us that that nords engage in some sort of mating ritual, sex is canon
>Do fake karate moves when doing good
>Whip yourself with a cord when doing bad
>Clap when exited
>Cry when the game becomes to hard
>Voice acting if there isn't one ingame
>playing as female character
Less autistic and more that you're likely gay and will look into transitioning and hopefully shortly after kill yourself.