Your new IP has 4 difficulties

your new IP has 4 difficulties
>easy
>normal
>difficult
>Very difficult

what would you rename these difficulties as for said IP?

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>Normal
>Proud
>Legendary
>New Game Plus

>Lesbian
>Gay
>Bisexual
>Transgender

>beginner
>advanced
>professional
>master
i'm german

That sounds pretty gay for the dudes

easy
normal
hard
lunatic

>Game Journalists
>Series/Genre Newcomers
>Experienced Players
>Challenge seekers

>game journalist
>normal
>hard
>bullshit

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>journalists
>children
>first playthrough
>second playthrough

>White male
>White female
>Black male
>Black female

>WAAAHHHH MOMMA WAAAHHHHHH
>I can pee standing up
>Okay dad, take off the training wheels
>Normal

>Flaccid
>Chubby
>Erect
>Diamonds

>1 cock in your ass
>2 cocks in your ass
>3 cocks in your ass
>a single BWC in your ass

>Missionary
>Doggy Style
>Spitroast
>QUADRUPLE ANAL by XFREAXX

Green Tea
Cappuccino
No Sugar
Expresso

how does that even work? how is there enough place for 4 dudes? i dont mean her asshole thats no wonder, but how arent they standing in each others way?

>hand-holding
>kissing
>sex
>anal slave training

Very fucking based OP
i was thinking almost the same thing

>reddit
>cringe
>based
>redpilled

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The question I have about this is how did the guys position themselves? All she had to do was sit/lay/stand there and take it. They had to do the real work.

Big whale cock?

You can kind of form a swatstika with all of the legs in order to get the penises close enough, if you can picture that
Don't ask how I know this

>I FUCKING LOVE PORN!

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>down syndrome
>normalfag
>autistic
>savant

>extra normal for white people
>normal
>hard
>HE

Big black nigger dicks

>no tits
what a waste

>Plum
>Bamboo
>Pine
>Demon

Hard
Very Hard
Impossible
Recommended

probably it was a pretty gay situation for the guys, im certianly balls touched.

Extra Easy
Very easy
Easy
Normal

What if they all lied down on their backs away from each other while all of their dicks were raised up, and she got all of them to come close enough where she could grip them all in one hand and just sat on them?

How?

not wrong

>baseball
>volleyball
>basketball
>soccer

>4 dicks in ass
>each mans dick is grinding against 75% dick

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>dilate
>normal
>ok you got some skill
>have sex

>Expresso

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>75%
More like 95%

Two of the guys were probably feeling no interior of the asshole, just straight dick grinding dick

It was 4 dudes and a fucking machine

Alright, somebody link the video

3 guys and a pump dildo machine.

inshallah we will get a 6 and PS4 has no games

> angry
> shy
> degenerate
> mentally ill

all righty then user

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based

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this is your brain on cum

her body does goes well with the flatness.
specially in those dad/daughter vids she did.

>Sweet
>Mild
>Spicy
>Inferno

3 guys

*3 dudes

>ah
>aahhhh
>aaaaAAAHHHH
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>hard
>easy
>insane
>very hard

>nu-cancer
>cancer
>newfag
>oldfag
>secret bonus difficulty: leaving the site

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and get temporary ban? yh right faggot

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Hot.

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I got you, senpai

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>smooth
>rash
>hemorroid
>Prolapse

>Peabrain
>Average Joe
>Know-It-All
>Mastermind

>deal with it
>seeth
>sneed
>formerly chucks

>glorified milkshake
>cream and sugar
>black
>eating straight grounds

i think the japanese have beat this pigwhore to the punch. call me when she drinks like 30 mens ball babies

i personally find it hilarious how people are egging her on to do farther, "im so rpoud of you

She kinda looks like Olivia Munn. I like it.

i had cum 8 times today and its just 11am, and you dont see me brag about it on twatface or other social media shit.

>This game has been well tested and balanced to remove the need to adjust difficulty, enjoy!

Her face looks like she sucked off a plastic surgeon times.

god I love being in chastity

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The girl has no tits. She is no real big titty goth gf.

she should do more pegging videos desu

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

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>asian
>white
>horse
>black

Light Mode
Standard Mode
Heavy Mode
This mode is difficult D-D-D-D-DANCE

What if she was your mother?

>Games Journalist
>Casual
>Tryhard
>Permavirgin

Imagine being the last guy, having to slide in between the other dicks and not getting to feel the walls inside of her ass.

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>big titty goth gf.
she is more like a goth lolita type, and there is nothing wrong with that.

Well? Do we have the video?

Man, Sartre is cute as hell, if only she wasn't an absolute whore
I mean, she has
>URINAL
tattooed on the inside of her lower lip

>He ’roundhouse’ kicked one of the officers in the face, head and shoulder, later forcing her to have shoulder surgery.

Holy shit we got ourselves a bonafide BADASS over here

Cute + extreme degeneracy is peak hot. Look at Sasha Gray for example.

all dudes in porn are at best bi, they have to start in gay porn before they ever get a chance to do het shit

She is a fucking porn actress. Of course she is a whore.

>Easy
>Medium
>Hard
>Games Journalist

>soulless

Triggers people so much I started using it again.

>White
>Asian
>Black
>Indian

This sounds fake as fuck

>very hard
>Hard
>Easy
>Normal

imagine being the first guy, having to wait all other guys slide their dicks next yours and not being able to quit until they do it right.
to be fair, the last dude was kinda lucky, he didnt need to do the whole shit completely
he was probably the last to put his dick on that, and the first to pull off.

>twitter
>9gag
>reddit
>Yea Forums

Inner lip tattoos fade really quickly, if you're not putting the trashiest shit there you're doing it wrong

Her dad must be so proud.

holy based

well, compared to Sartre Grey looks like the most tame church girl

>Journalist
>Streamer
>Official forum user
>Fan forum user

>white woman
>minority man
>black woman
>white man

>no
>maybe
>yes
>YES!

>two female officers on the same patrol
thats your mistake.
you never do that.
you always put a man with female officers, so at least one of them is competent to do the job.

It was 3 dudes and a dildo technically.

>I don't want to remember this game at all
>I want to experience the game I guess
>I want to remember parts of the game
>I want this game to be unforgettable

sounds physically impossible

>Expresso
retard, it's espresso
"no sugar" should be last

Based as fuck.

>Beating women

That's nothing to be proud of, women are fucking weak physically and psychologically.

If this little monkey shitstain wants to prove himself he better step up his game, but we all know blacks are fucking cowards and are fucking shit at fighting. Only when they outnumber someone do they fight, or when a fight is already happening and their fellow nigger starts to lose.

Fucking pathethic.

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I didn't actually watch it, I follow her social media because of music taste and didn't even realize she did porn until I saw that post, RIP

twitter.com/toni_barclay/status/1152222951078596608
Oh, so that's how it works.

trans is not playing the game, or quiting at 40% of completion.

How is this possible logistically

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Not even nearly always but yeah pretty often. Also gay porn pays more so some "straight" guys stay even though they could do hetero porn..

because it says australia and not sweden?

>Sweet Potato Fries
>Fries
>Chips
>Kale Chips

We live in a society.

>cat
>dog
>gold fish
>black man

>yes
>no
>maybe
>you're not the boss of me now

>Novice
>Avarage
>Experienced
>Skilled
>Adept
>Masterful
>Inhumane
>Godlike

>quadruple anal
How? Jesus Christ

t. gang-raped white boi

that's honestly fucking impressive

idk. might get aborted before i can even think up a response

>100% all collectibles glitchless
>100% glitchless
>100%
>any% glitch showcase

Jokes aside, kinkyjoe could probably get 4 horses and 3 midgets

yes blacks would never attack women or cops

>Head
>Shoulders
>Knees
>Toes

heh

Lucky bitch

>fucking machine as the 4th dick
now that's just cheating

KNEES AND TOES

>Average
>Medium
>Normal
>Extra

underrated post

No, big white cock. The only kind of big cock.

perfection

only gay if the balls touch

Charlotte Sartre, is truly the epitome of female degeneracy. She makes Anna Shwartz look like a saint. Thank you whore!

>Australia
They deserved it

holy shit son

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>I don't like using my brain
>I like video games.
>I like video games a lot.
>Protect my virginity at all costs.

>blueberry
>strawberry
>orange
>Watermelon

it clearly stands for Bucket'a well-fried chicken

>easy
>normal
>difficult
>very difficult

how do four men position themselves to fit all their dicks into one asshole?

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she is a church girl

Mouth
Vagina
Asshole
Urethra

it's the makeup. she actually has a nice face when it's not dolled up to shit

who gets paid more? the bottom or the top?

No, because he's not actually walking free, he's going to jail.
countycourt.vic.gov.au/files/documents/2019-08/dpp-v-dut.pdf
>ever trusting Daily Mail

>casual
>balanced
>challenging
>hardcore

that escalated rather quickly

Looks like she has a gamer.

>gay
>faggot
>power bottom
>op

Obviously Yea Forums talks only about dicks. Fucking faggots.
porn threads are best threads on Yea Forums

>Baby mode
>Very easy
>Casual
>Normal

Based

>ggez
>gitgud
>lol WOW it took 3 of you to kill me
>lmao its just a game xD like chill dude i actually have a life

obviously the difficulty settings for DKC: Donkey Kong Coffee

>trap
>tranny
>post-op tranny
>Dilatoid Maximus

- Not So Easy
- Oh So Hard
- Very Hard
- Very Very Hard

What's a power bottom?

your dad

God DAMN user.

>epitome
HAH. you wish

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>Beginner
Not just a damage value tweak, also gives you some extra starting items and culls the AI
>Normal
>Advanced
Unlocks the AI, it will always go for killing blows when it can and all moves are available to it. Same damage values as normal
>Sadistic
Increases damage taken, but also lets the AI cheat, reading button inputs from the player.

I don't understand in what way you just insulted me.

He didn't. He insulted your dad.

>Bitch
>Soft cunt
>Cunt
>Hard cunt

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>Muslim
>Nigger
>Woman
>White straight man

it would be like femdom, but for gays.

I'm assuming he expected me to get upset though.

THIIS ISNT A PORN THREAD user!!

wait change bitch to little bitch and it's perfect

Journo
mentally disabled
old lady
normal.

he called your dad a massive faggot, dude.

a faggot that doesnt have to fuck you in your ass to show that he owns you. highly dangerous to approach if inexperienced

>Priest
>Templar
>Paladin
>Deus Vult

>Realist
>Idealist
>Believer
>Innocent

>pee
>fart
>poop
>pass a kidney stone

its sad to see cute girls in porn
most of them could have been models or something

>Sunday Driver
>Regular
>Pro
>NO BRAKES

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extra difficulty:gotta purge em all

>Journalists
>Special needs
>Young child
>Easy

Sad? At least they have to put in some effort for their money and not glide by with looks alone.

Charlotte Sartre isn't a goth lolita at all. She's not even goth. She's basically a extra-filthy crust punk chick who looks like she's 32 in her 20s.

>Rookie
>Assistant
>Experienced
>Ace
Last one really gives it away

very difficult
difficult
normal
easy

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>kidney stone
dear lord user

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Game Journalist Mode,
Influencer Mode,
Intended difficulty but with less mechanics mode,
Intended difficulty.

>easy
>normal
>hard
>GAME NAME

Is this real?

I've heard she does scat porn videos on her webcam. She also did that video where some chubby dude stirs and cooks food out of her asshole and makes her eat it.

She's like a monkey-paw wish for a hot goth. You ask for big titty goth gf and you get a skinny flat-chested try-hard chick who named herself after left-wing french philosophy who looks like she's barely out of homelessness, allegedly eats shit out of her own asshole and keeps talking about how drunk she gets on twitter for everyone to see.

>little babby mode
>normal
>hard
>N1GHTM4R3 (linkin park replaces all game music when you choose this)

god it will be so hot when she fucking kills herself at 35

Quite an basado

Do you get paid for it?

She ain't the type to kill herself. She'd have a OD on pills and booze.

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Rookie Mode
Regular Mode
Advanced Mode
Suicidal Mode

>I'm too young to die!
>Hey, not too rough
>Hurt me plenty
>Ultra violence

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Powerbottom generates all the power by doing most of the work.

I really don't understand what people get out of gangbang videos. Even mmf threesomes are annoying because most of the video you see more man ass than the girl.

Thats actually makes sense considering how many trannies in speedrunning community out there now.

>Storytime
>As intended
>I'm not a journalist
>It cheats!

thats pretty good

Surely bisexual would be easy

>Dish washer
>Ingredient preparer
>Proficient cook
>Michlein-star chef
>RAMSAY MODE

>Sony movie
>Journalist
>KH2 lvl1 crit
>Get a gf

swap bi and gay, bisexuals at least have a choice. still under lesbians because they're still men

>uwu
>owo
>umu
>awoo

>Virgin
>Incel
>Wizard
>Monk

Urinalists
Average IQ
Challenger
Bruv

Incel
Virgin
Chad
Gigachad
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Gregor