Look, it's fun to joke about str vs dex but at the end of the day do you know who really suck? Int fags. I can appreciate a dexfag, he's spent his life training and knows exactly what he wants, even if it's not what I chose. He still has my respect, he's going to be up close and personal like a real fighter should. But intfags? Buncha high horsed long eared cunts. "oh my I'm faaar to smart to sully my hands with weapons, I'll let the gods do my bidding teehee". No real protection, no real fighting skill, they just wave a stick around and have shit happen and pretend like they're superior.
Look, it's fun to joke about str vs dex but at the end of the day do you know who really suck? Int fags...
Landon Nelson
Thomas Rivera
>pretend
No user, we are superior. That's a straight-up fact, but I reckon your INT is too low to comprehend that.
Xavier Green
FTHbros ww@
Levi Martinez
Then go put on robes that give +5 to dick sucking and fuck off
Adrian Morris
Imagine dumping the stats that let you summon hot fae bitches and elementals to do all your work for you while you irresponsibly hand out wands of magic missile to schoolchildren
Lucas Bennett
>using your mana to hit an extra time or make you swing your weapon faster
>literally wasting your life force
>being unable to harness the natural energy of the world and set shit on fire
>forgetting that dpm exists
>gets their shit kicked in by even the smallest amount of heavy Armour
Physical fags truly are suffering
Jordan Perez
Int usually implies some sort of education, as in, training. Usually more so than physical training. You should go after cha and wis fags that just get spells pushed up their ass for existing.
Oliver Watson
Physical classes that benefit from high mental state are unfortunately horribly handled in basically every edition of D&D. Monks being the perennial example of Wizards fucking up and not knowing what the hell they're doing or what they want
The only good case is really just Paladins and even then it's because they get spell progression and sky high saving throws
Isaiah Collins
They're not massive cunts like intfags are. At least the bard is a cool dude and the priest is too lame to brag.
Nolan Carter
>he thinks int and wis are different things
>muh int is book smarts
>muh wis is street smarts!
If you're smart then you are wise. A scientist in the top of his field is wise. A lowly plumber is not wise. That's just the way it is. Smart people understand this. If you don't then you're not smart. End of discussion.