What game let you go full agility

What game let you go full agility

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Why does soccer always look like the players are barely trying?

because players are not allowed to break other players bones you fucking donut

sounds like a pussy sport

Still a manlet lmao

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What game lets me be a chad?

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Nah I'm pretty sure they're just not trying. Disgrace of a sport.

trying leads to gently touching the other player
gently touching leads to player pretending he was hit by a nuclear bomb
pretending to be hit by a nuclear bomb wastes lots of time and also gives your team free chances to score when the ref is shit and hands out free kicks and penalties not to mention carding players for nothing

Become a pro football player then, show them how it-s done

Because its Messi. Any little contact is a foul. Spanish football is annoying because of this.

who needs AGI when you have INT

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I don't even know why I have this saved

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Teamwork

What game lets me do this?

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>become a pro "drop to the floor and pretend you're dying the moment someone as much as brushes against you" player
No thanks.

Not even half as gay as basketball
>wopsie, your shirt touched that huge ass nigger, faul for them

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You're probably right. Is vision/insight a stat these days, or does it still come under WIS?

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jesus I was expecting the GK to break his leg at the start
was cringing in anticipation

Did they count this? That's a fucking red flag right there.

Because they've been running for 90 minutes already.

I grew up on NES Soccer where you tackled each other until most of the players were permanently laid out on the grass, and then bicycle kicked the ball through the goalie like it was a fucking Spirit Bomb. Pretty disappointing seeing actual soccer after that.

>those two faggots that stop playing to complain to the referee
this is why I stopped watching this semen slurping sport