Allow me to remind you of the recipe for the mirelurk cake.
1 bucket mirelurk meat 12 eggs, mixed up 1 loaf bread, stale and crumbled 1 bottle of cum 1 branch scrub plant, dried and crushed 2 fists of Salt Oil (for pan)
Now, I understand that Bethesda's main consumer base are low-IQ simpletards, but can someone explain to me how a fucking RANDOM, SELF-EMPLOYED WASTELANDER is obtaining massive quantities of eggs (even though chickens are non-existent within DC), bread (even though farming wheat is impossible within pre-endgame DC), mayonnaise and fucking cooking oil. When I read the recipe note in Fallout 3 I nearly fucking shit my pants in anger and I punched my fucking wall. My Mom's pissed at me now because Todd Howard is a FUCKING FAGGOT.
If any of you low-IQ retards would like to explain this blatant and flamboyant disregard for lore, please state your claim now. I might read it.
MIRELURK EGGS ONLY PROVIDE YOU WITH MIRELURK MEAT, RETARD. YOU CANNOT HARVEST THE EGGS THEMSELVES. They're like frog eggs probably, squishy and malleable.
Those of us with deep respect for the Fallout lore.
Benjamin Hill
Haven't eaten anything yet today so maybe a third? Most of the stuff there looks like it's really stuffing so maybe not even a third, doesn't help that english food isn't the best and I'd probably only eat a few of the things on the plate instead of everything mixed
And they have the nerve to call us fat? Look at this fucking dude
Benjamin Ortiz
He's not fat. I'd call that beefy but he doesn't look nearly as overweight as many Americans.
Henry Barnes
dunno about you but that's a strange meat pie from fallout 3 user its made from human meat with a flaky crackling human skin pastry and its fucking delicious, thems good eatin
Owen Stewart
4 of half slices of toast, 2 sausages, 2 eggs, a good amount of beans and I don't know what that red food (looks like tomatoes) and those meat slices? are so just a bit of those. Maybe some mushrooms too but I never was too fond of them
