This is a mirelurk cake from Fallout 3

This is a mirelurk cake from Fallout 3

Allow me to remind you of the recipe for the mirelurk cake.

1 bucket mirelurk meat
12 eggs, mixed up
1 loaf bread, stale and crumbled
1 bottle of cum
1 branch scrub plant, dried and crushed
2 fists of Salt
Oil (for pan)

Now, I understand that Bethesda's main consumer base are low-IQ simpletards, but can someone explain to me how a fucking RANDOM, SELF-EMPLOYED WASTELANDER is obtaining massive quantities of eggs (even though chickens are non-existent within DC), bread (even though farming wheat is impossible within pre-endgame DC), mayonnaise and fucking cooking oil. When I read the recipe note in Fallout 3 I nearly fucking shit my pants in anger and I punched my fucking wall. My Mom's pissed at me now because Todd Howard is a FUCKING FAGGOT.

If any of you low-IQ retards would like to explain this blatant and flamboyant disregard for lore, please state your claim now. I might read it.

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Obsidiots are leftist tranny niggers that should kill themselves.

You need a hobby my dude.

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>am*rican cuisine

Uuuuh Mirelurk eggs you retard? They’re as big as ostrich eggs and fucking everywhere

>this is what counts as humor on this board

How much of this British breakfast feast do you think you could eat, lads?

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thanks user

MIRELURK EGGS ONLY PROVIDE YOU WITH MIRELURK MEAT, RETARD. YOU CANNOT HARVEST THE EGGS THEMSELVES. They're like frog eggs probably, squishy and malleable.

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Who fucking cares