NINTENDO WON

>6 ritz crackers, 3 pepperoni-sized slices of ham and cheese, an oreo, and a Capri-Sun
>two dollars
They must be making a fucking killing with these margins

They're for kids to bring to lunch at school, so it's pretty easy to see why.

>they're for kids to bring to lunch at school
Isn't every public school required to give kids free lunches though? Why would someone shell out $10 every week to feed their kid some dough with a tomato paste packet and grated cheese every day?

>>Isn't every public school required to give kids free lunches though?
Where the fuck did you hear this?

BUT IT HAS A NINTENDO LOGO

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Where I grew up everyone I knew got free school lunches, with some schools giving out free breakfasts too. I just assumed it was a federal law or something.
Does this mean bullies stealing kids' lunch money isn't a meme?

Where did you grow up? When you're younger I believe your parents pay a sum fee for the entire school year and you have to enter your code or have a fingerprint scan to access your 'wallet'. In Middle School I remember having to bring in money, but some items like snacks were charged for more.

140% profit user

Well, we had free lunches in school, through I stopped eating them anyways because they sucked and I didn't need them.

>American "school lunch"

Same but my School was a “Poor county” despite having 1 extremely well funded school and plenty of upper middle class students

Reminder that the nacho lunchables are the best one

Grew up in one of the more rural areas of California but we weren't impoverished or anything. Now that I've thought about it, the kids who mentioned getting free breakfast tended to come from the poorest areas.
>When you're younger I believe your parents pay a sum fee for the entire school year and you have to enter your code or have a fingerprint scan to access your 'wallet'.
Didn't have anything like that where I lived. As far as I know, the moment you registered at the school you were eligible no matter what your family's income is.

I hope its miyamoto breast milk

Okay so this is really fucking odd,

I'm a category manager for a grocery store chain in the Northeast (US) and I get a product description synopsis with every new product or variation of product in my department.

Ordinarily everything is boring as fuck and I just suffer until I can go home and play vidya, but there's also a SKU for a Smash themed Lunchables with a description stating "Purchase contains a code for a chance to win a Nintendo Switch with Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and all of it's downloadable content, including Mii Fighter costumes and Characters like Joker, Banjo Kazooie, and The Slayer!"

Did Nintendo fuck up via lunchables?

I won a free switch from the lunchables competion last december. it came with the switch, extra pair of joycons, super mario party and a carrying case

>Lunchables cant have cola anymore cause of propoganda
>Got rid of shake n serve chicken nuggies

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Soul.

>shake n serve chicken nuggies

Fuuuuck I just remembered those.
And yeah, I miss the cola too.

fuck yeah 100% JUICE!

god you people are autistic children the pizza lunchables were the best hands down

I MISS THE LYNCHABLES WITH SODA!!!

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>real life loot boxes
it's ok when Nintendo does it, the eternal nintentard

HAHA LOL OP XDDD

I know you're meme-ing but sweepstakes in America are required by law to have a free mthod of entry. That's why they always say "purchase not necessary"

Fuck its all coming back to me.

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>americam food

>Isn't every public school required to give kids free lunches though?

No, it's not. From elementary through high school, the options for me were: Buy a school lunch in the school cafeteria, bring your own lunch from home or (in high school only) use the vending machines.

>Tfw theres adult lunchables

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Bitch I was 14 in 2000.

>"YASS QUEEN! CENSORSHIP!"

>"but it has jew lesbians!"

Even lunchables are better than amerifat cafeteria food

Cant wait to drink Mario Milk before I go Pokemon Sleep

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This isn't sony

Labo is fun and im getting the vr kit latter

Well now that you’re an adult maybe you can have real nachos and play some N64. It’ll probably be better than whatever crap lunchables will ever make

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The fucking food in american schools sucks and you have to pay for that gross unhealthy shit

They always came with a capri sun didn't they

nostalgia

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>tfw you become the center of attention whenever you brought lunchables to school

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Wow Nintendo is feeding children 24 grams of sugar and causing depression and impaired focus along with the physical side effects that fatties love

asian meal was my favorite school food

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Soul

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School lunch costs money, but it tastes like shit. I think they had some sort of free lunch/breakfast program for poor people, but you had to sign up for it.

and they're cheaper than kid lunchables too.

lmao

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Ah, a Sonybro

>Isn't every public school required to give kids free lunches though?

That's the sort of wasteful spending Democrats want.

You just KNOW that this shit will have scalpers because it has the Nintendo brand associated with it.

WHERE'S MY ACTION PACKED TRIP TO DETROIT, NINTENDO?????

#feelthebern (but unironically)

Shouldn't you play press x to awesome on your 20" TV?

NINTENDO BASEDJUICE?

FUCK IT’S ALREADY SOLD OUT NOOOOOOOOOOO

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lol government food sucked ass. only when I went to a private school did I realize how much better the food was

the absolute STATE of console war fags on this board

Nintendo also makes Mario themed underwear for little boys that you already bought and jizzed all over though

MARIO THEMED UNDERWEAR?!?!? WHERE CAN I BUY THAT FOR MY... KID...?

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don't ever fucking reply to me again, redditor

>Chicken popper kabobbles

kek

My ideal Saturday afternoon in 2000 was in my mother's womb

JUST TELL ME WHERE CAN I GET MY WALUIGI JAMMIES

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That's capri-sun not milk

I remember wanting Lunchables as a kid so bad.
I also remember the very first bite and the subsequent bites afterward.

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>the old lunchables deep dish that had two square pizzas and that cheese powder

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"Now describe to me what the man who robbed you looked like"
>Lanky profile
>Tiny profile
>Chunky profile

>mfw mother would buy me a lunchable for special school events like a field trip
WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME...

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