Tfw years of playing vidya and browsing Yea Forums all day left me with no social skills

>tfw years of playing vidya and browsing Yea Forums all day left me with no social skills
>Yea Forums also ruined my humour as i can't laugh about normie things anymore

what do?

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Hope for WW3 to start

learn them
oh no wait just waste more time on Yea Forums hehe doomy woomy wooo

Have some kids and hope they turn out better

kill yourself

pic related seems your speed, you avocado toast bitch

or you can simply funnel your insecurity into hating black people like /pol/ does.

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Well clearly you have the right idea by making another thread here. Spending more time on Yea Forums will surely fix your problems.

Go out there and unjust yourself, thats what I did, got a wife and kid now and still play vidya and browse this shit hole.

>tfw I can "adult" just fine but I need financial stability to be able to live alone
>tfw just had my 7th or 8th job application rejection
I just want to move forward with my life
Well at least games like DOTA2 make my day

/thread

not OP but tell me honestly bro, are the wife and kids worth the effort or not?

Wow what a hard life

MODS = FAGGOTS

damn, that's pretty badass

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>getting a wife in the year 2019

not even an incel but women nowadays are all useless whores. there are a couple good ones who have been forced to develop some sort of personality and have some hobbies but that's because they are so ugly to look at that it almost hurts.

also have fun getting divorce raped.

>getting a kid in 2019

probably going to turn out a tranny

>falling for the wife and kid meme
lmao, enjoy having no money and time.

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I too don't really jump for joy at the concept of socal interaction, but it's okay, I don't feel a heavy need to do it, just a bit of it or one specific person to engage in it with is all I really want. And that's fine with me. Lifes too short to spend it talking to people all day when there's so much vidya out there to still explore, as for the humor, never really had this issue, I've lauged at some things from most sides or at least smiled, can't say the humor is lost on me. I hope things get better for you user. Regardless of what you choose to do, socialize or stay in and play vidya, s'all fine with me, they're all great to some one out there, most likely. Other wise why would so many people go out of their way to talk to people.

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>tfw 18 year old boomer and shit on you zoomers
#lmao

i i'd just find a qt loyal gf i can be myself with i feel like all my problems would go away

but where to find one?

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You are a human. You have a brain. Brains can learn new stuff. Go learn social skills, go find something new in your life instead of this shithole website. You're complaining about being covered in shit but refuse to come out of the toilet. Even an autistic retard like me managed to improve their life.

Improve yourself or go fuck yourself.

>visit best friend
>he brought in a colleague of his we hanged out with before
>think we are just going to hangout, drink some beer and play vidya
>friend turns on meme compilation
>"Oh no .."
>they both act like its the peak of comedy and their laughs reach jet engine decibels
>they do that for a full hour which felt like an eternity
Don't bother OP, you will just get boomer'd.

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As a completely friendless faggot in college with no life and virginity intact.

It is 100% your fault.

first one is easy to fix. get a job. you know what people at jobs talk about? other jobs they've had. grocery shopping etcetera. life shit which is legitimately boring to listen to and you realize you're not actually bad at talking you just have no day to day or relatable past experience to talk about and you are seldom bumping into people with real hobbies and interests. stop being a mopy faggot about it. socializing is a skill and if you're not room temp IQ it means it's a skill you'll be able to quickly refine.

i dont even think the humor part is fixable though. you just learn to fake laugh. once you feel better you'll laugh at more stuff though. most people implicitly understand you don't find it as funny as they do and will appreciate you're trying.

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Kill yourself.

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Yea a gf would be great, not sure where, I've still got my own issues to work out before I'm ready for another person tho. Personally, I'd probably try online, I mean, I spend most of my time there, so it's probably the most likely place to find some one I have more things in common with right, that or a pet center, maybe talking to zookeepers. I like interacting with animals, so finding someone that mirrors that would be nice.

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>TFW after years of watching shitposters mull about their lives and never making it anywhere, you end up freeing yourself from the spaghetti, getting your life on track and finding your purpose, having a healthy love life, enjoy the best vidya, and are doing well. If y'all aren't niggaz you can make it.

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Embrace it brother. You are better than the rest and you know it deep down in your heart. Fuck society.

Right here in my hands en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manic_Pixie_Dream_Girl

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how'd you do it?

let me guess OP, you're like 19?

Remember to forgive your selve for everything you see as a mistake that you've done when you were younger, and in general too, live and learn, not everyone has the exact same upbringing, passions, interests morals and this can heavily affect how you grow up.

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lol

abandoning all online friends and prior connections that I kept around me to grind tech school, then meeting 17 y/o wife on VRchat after saving money from new job. Now I mating press daily. Don't despair and believe in yourself user! It took me years.

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i'm 30

> those view numbers
seems like a really popular thing user

>there are classes on adultery

so you went to school, then got lucky meeting a girl online. go fuck yourself

God I wish I could care about people again, all my fruitless 'friendships' have ruined me completely.

Yikes

Smoking is the most normalfag shit

>not taking the schizoidpill
oops haha

Look, I posted how to better yourself, not how to cure resentment. PROTIP: there is only one cure: suicide. And at this rate I highly recommend it to you.

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smoking what

>le doomer meme :) me unique becuz me find life hard and dark meaningless life but 2 woke now to go back me no purpose :(

That's how you sound like you little bitch

DUN DUN
DUN DUN
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
WHERE YOU DON'T WANNA WAKE UP
EVERYTHING IS FUCKED EVERYBODY SUCKS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

btw what are you guys playing today?

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I have the same problem except whenever I get into a hospital, store, ferryboat, courthouse or something along those lines, then my social skills magically appear and i can shoot the breeze with anyone

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enlist to military they should straighten you out, brother.

not being able to laugh at normie shit isnt something to mourn, user...

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the peepeepoomer doomer zoomer thing is failed pseudonormfags trying to invent cliques and groups to fit into because thats all they can get

For some there is no cure, OP. I'm a 37 y.o. sperg, so social skills and no interest in people. I've always been fucked up but Yea Forums made it worse. Also I dont think youll ever be able to laugh at normie "humour" if you dont like socializing. Part of the laughing isnt about something funny, its just to give each other pats on the back. Yea Forums humour is ruthless but kinda honest and self depreciating. You've been ruined by Yea Forums. i think you can still learn to pretend tho.

>using normie unironically
Get out redditor

I've been on here over a decade and my social skills are fine.

If millenials don't know this shit doesn't that imply their parents fucked up?

The superfluous man (Russian: лишний чeлoвeк, líshniy chelovék) is an 1840s and 1850s Russian literary concept derived from the Byronic hero.[1] It refers to an individual, perhaps talented and capable, who does not fit into social norms. In most cases, this person is born into wealth and privilege. Typical characteristics are disregard for social values, cynicism, and existential boredom; typical behaviors are gambling, drinking, romantic intrigues, and duels. He is often unmindful, indifferent or unempathetic with society's issues and can carelessly distress others with his actions, despite his position of power. He will often use his power for his own comfort and security and will have very little interest in being charitable or using it for the greater good.

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I blame single moms

That wouldn't account for it at all. That generation was shit parents. They got the strap so they went too soft on their kids. Gave them participation trophies then made fun of them for it later.

No 8 year old was demanding a trophy, it was their parents.

Self pity is vanity.

Don't blame you become a little bitch baby fag on us, you fucking chromosome thief

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>DISLIKES: trolls on 4channel who mke fun of his hairline and tell him his not special

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cute migu

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when will someone giver her an AI brain?

>In college class
>Professor starts talking about the origin of modern feminism
>I scream "DILATE" in a Bill Cosby voice
>everyone turns to look at me in silence

if i was there i would have shouted BASED

How the hell do you even know if you're talking to a girl or not in an online setting? That's the one thing that worries me more than anything when it comes to starting a relationship over vidya. I mean it would seem nice but also risky considering not everyone is truthful about who they are.

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Yes but boomers will never own up to their own mistakes, they're the most privileged generation.

Until then I just fap to hotglue videos

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>7th or 8th job application rejection
Been there user, still there now but I'll be employed by the end of September.

Based but only because OP is a wojak poster

wow turns out when you make attempts to meet people it has a chance of happening, how is it that a girl hasnt crashed through your window while posting on Yea Forums

this site is fucking awful for your pysche
you're only doing the shit you do to fit into a clique
i get that you need to feel like you're a part of a group but fucking why the "poomer boomer" one

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Im just sitting at my desk at home but all the sudden I feel anxious as shit and too nervous to do anything, what the fuck are you supposed to do when this happens? There's nothing bad happening but I feel scared just being in my room.

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Keep browsing v and playing vidya until you die. If you want pussy get a hooker, tell her no talking

nordicresistancemovement.org/

Go outside, throw computer into thrash and live like that for a year. Also no mobile phone.

I listen to ambient rain noises on youtube and draw. If not that then lay under a blanket and listen to soft guitar on my phone.

I've applied for THOUSANDS of jobs and my resume is solid. I don't even get a lousy phone call or email response anymore so now my entire life much how it was after I tested out of high school's me sitting in front of my computer playing DoTA. Worst part is I'm going blind and have a heart condition now.

Stop posting retarded wojak edits you turbo-faggot

What clique you stupid nigger? no one has friends here.

Go splash very cold water on your face. It kills the flight or fight response. Then do some exercise.

I wish I could draw more, I like using my drawing tablet even if Im slow and it takes me 8 hours to make anything decent.

For those complaining about not being able to find a job, you need social competence in order to get a job.

>posting a confirmed honeypot.

I currently make a living off of it but I regret it. One of those "Don't make a hobby into a job" things I guess.

>you avocado toast bitch

what did he mean by this

>normie things
die teen

I know this feel

It's like everywhere I go and everyone I talk to I have to put on a fake personality

Only on Yea Forums can I actually be myself

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I gave up on life a long time ago

>nordic resistance movement
>NORDIC RESISTANCE MOVEMENT
>honeypot
actually lmao. this is the worlds biggest, most successful and radical national socialist organization my dude.

>Autistic and don't like talking all that much
>Can't connect with people beyond skin deep (admittedly my fault)
>Make the mistake of becoming a 911 paramedic
>At the end of the work week, shell up in apartment and never leave because tired of interacting
I wonder what people would think when the hand that's being used to start an IV has fapped to so many degenerate things.

Be neet embrace the degenerate that is Yea Forums or you could choose to be normalfags again by retaking the bluepills. I know my faith already that why I'm here

out with you, glownigger

You're about 6 years late to the party on this one

This, completely solved all my problems

Just take 5 second deep breaths through the nose and out the mouth until you're calmed down. Or go get a snack or something to munch on. It instinctively tells your body that if you're eating something unabated, then there's no reason to be on edge. You may also want to consider taking some sort of antidepressant like venlafaxine or something to help regulate feelings like that a little more because anxiety can lead to early heart problems.

>/pol/
>muh /pol/
>FUCK /pol/
SMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOKIN

I wish I could make some friends like you but everyone around me is a normie scum

fuck off herman

Why do people who post politics always deny being /pol/? If you don't post there regularly you should be, that's the point.

Are you watching me motherfucker?

Noone in this entire thread mentioned /pol/ until you did. Fuck you faggot, you deserve to be tossed in a oil refinery.

What are you trying to say?

>fuck off
>out with you

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> you realize you're not actually bad at talking you just have no day to day or relatable past experience to talk about and you are seldom bumping into people with real hobbies and interests.
That's the biggest problem, talking part isn't hard to master but once you run out of topics to talk about all your converstations will be very forced and awkward because you have little to no life experience and can't really relate to normies.

I didn't mention it, I just asked why you got so mad.

smoke weed

girls don't just turn your life around without any work from yourself. they can be a great motivator to work on yourself tho

Ah bloo bloo.

Git gud at acting, faggot, everyone does it

Social skill are a meme, all you gotta do is act cool and don't be a sperg.

oh man it would be dream if the Yea Forums mansion was actually real. i would kill for some true Yea Forumsirgin friends irl. playing couch coop vidya in the evening. roasting each other but we all know it's just for fun and our friendship is the most important thing

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Get a job in sales. You will he forced to talk to people all day and you'll get "rejected" all day. Eventually you'll develop good social skills from doing nothing but interacting with strangers and you'll also become immune to feeling rejected socially. My sales career actually landed me a gf of two years and a bunch of lays prior to that. I wouldnt recommend it long term though as it is soul crushing.

imagine the smell

If you still have family, go visit them for a good week or so, when you'll be back you'll be cured from the Yea Forumssease

if the Yea Forums mansion was real none of you newfags would be welcome lul

Fake laugh and pretend their stupid jokes are funny

should start browsing /pol/ and see if you can deal with it in a month and how you feel then

take it to /r9k/ faggot this shit itsn't video games

proof that chink MOBAs leave you with no social skill.

30 year old neet here:
Get the fuck out while you can please don't become like me, a fat souless husk that hopes death comes for him soon and while I wait for that day I pass the time shitposting about video games I am not even playing.

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but millennials are children of gen x, not boomers.

is she asian?

>Facebook frog poster
Sweet, I hope you die soon too.

I wish

Me too

Whoa that's badass!

shut the fuck up faggot retard you are not a 20 something doomerzoomeryoomerpeepeepoopoofagoomer you are just a fucking loser
>Yea Forums also ruined my humour as i can't laugh about normie things anymore
oh u are so fucking special and unique and different dude you like *dark humor* woah I'm sure none of the "normies" like dark humor kill yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=En__V0oEJsU

Escapism doesn't work on the subconscious. It knows.

Grow the fuck up and stop blaming Yea Forums for your problems. I'm 35 years old, and I've been here since I was a kid. The epib Yea Forums humor, racism and shitposting is fun and all and a good laugh, but nigger it stays on Yea Forums. Stop letting shit live rent free.

If Yea Forums changes you and makes you socially retarded, you're likely, unironically, autistic.

wrong I'm not a faggot retard like op

>I'm not a faggot
Is that why you post on Yea Forums?

i akshually don't i'm from /jp/ I just wanted to see what people thought of wow classic this donut steal thread caught my attention though

>i'm from /jp/
>i'm not a fagggot

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i actually don't even browse this shithole all day anymore. i got a job at amazon and it eats up 4 days of my week, and the remaining 3 days i actually want to play games and shit. I'm on here for minutes at a time, like now. probably will play some xenoverse 2 or spider man.

good on you user

>tfw 33
>never was a "loser" never was the "cool guy" just an average person
>have wife
>have friends
>best friend had a baby last year
>for the past 5 years or so Im becoming worse and worse, everything seems meaningless, nothing makes me happy anymore, no ambition, escapism doesnt work, alcohol doesnt work, love doesnt work, sex doesnt work, going out doesnt work, meeting with friends doesnt work, doing my hobbies doesnt work
>get together with friendly couple, hear them talking and im having an internal panic attack about how boring all the shit they talk about is and how this will be my life if I solidify this marriage with a kid
>just a constant stream of talking about the kid, money, work, something boring as fuck that happened during the day but takes the other guy 30 minutes to recite when it could be said in 1, and politics lite
>if I dont I will end up all alone in my apartment watching movies tv shows playing videogames and shitposting on Yea Forums (all of which I also do now in a lesser extent and fucking hate them too) until I die some horrible death due to bad health and living homeless eventually since the only reason Im keeping a somewhat normal guy profile so far is because of my wife / family (probably gonna be like one of those pics on Yea Forums where a dude has an exposed skull and you wonder "how THE fuck does someone let that get this bad")
/blog

there's literally no point in living other than suffering, even when youre living the "good" scenario

Tonight turn off all screens by 9pm and take 3-5g melatonin. Get in bed and read until 10pm, then lights out.
Tomorrow when you wake up immediately have a glass of water then go for a short walk (no sunglasses, let the light into your eyes).
When you get back do a couple sets of pushups, take a shower, and have breakfast. Do your dishes.
Get a pen and paper. Write down a list of chores that need to be done, smaller is better. Do one of them, then reward yourself with a small break. Then do another, then another break, etc. This is called time boxing, little on/off windows of task/rest.
If possible, do a social activity or at least reach out and plan one, like a board game night.
Watch a movie, play a game, read, go for a relaxed bike ride, etc. in the evening.
Electronics off by 9, sleep by 10.

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> i got a job at amazon and it eats up 4 days of my week

office or warehouse?

trying to find an office amazon job, currently working minimum wage at an ok offiice.
but like im not sure if a good resume is good enough. its also complicated because if i leave too soon, the friend who recommended me for my current job might look bad. at least he got his recruiter bonus.

You are just missing some form of adventure/risk, living the domestic life isn't for everyone. Go casually learn MMA fighting or some shit. feel alive user, it helped me.

Wrong

i don't know about the office part, but i work the warehouse. i've heard many many bad things about the amazon warehouse, but it's awesome. this is the best job i will ever get (for now) and i need to keep it. i am paid 16.15 dollars an hour, 24 for overtime and there is a lot of overtime you can do. my first paycheck was over 800 and i spent a lot of that on things i needed to get done, such as a new hub bearing for my car. i'll easily be able to save and get shit done, but that first paycheck is nearly gone because i owed people money and etc. i can easily move up with this job.

>what do?

an hero, obviously.

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>tfw amazon warehouse opening up across the street from warehouse i work at
>tfw getting 21/hr for basically doing non-work half the week
>tfw poor saps complaining about warehouse im in might think amazon is going to be better
at least to be fair to the people unless the company i work for gets a bail out in 10 years its going to crumble under amazon and by then ill be able to find a decent warehouse that doesn't get 40 injuries a month from retards with no self preservation instinct

Good work fella ,some of us will Never leave here

those dumbass flt bitches need shooting

we haven't had that many injuries, although i was actually one to get 'injured' but it was just a scape from something. they took me all the way to the nurse and the nurse was like "uh, is that it?"

>tfw you glad you not in Chinkie

>tfw am creature of the night, enjoying tond of vidya and mindlessly shitoosting here during night shift "job"
>get fat check and minimal normalfag while sleeping for however long I want
:^]

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>i've heard many many bad things about the amazon warehouse, but it's awesome

i felt the same way about my ok office job, but the longer im here the more i apparent the flaws are. its by no means a dead end job, it's pretty intense at times and most days give my brain a workout because i have to figure shit out that my boss cant. im sick of my coworkers and office politics, half of them hate me and half of them like me.

you're actually getting more than i am per hour, but i average just under $2k a month after taxes and deductions. after a while $16/hr wont seem like so much. and you cant work warehouse forever. better to get into the office meme job asap.

>"adulting courses"
Literally just use youtube or google to help with what you need, especially something as simple as cooking jesus christ.

They're outdated in the image

>at least to be fair to the people unless the company i work for gets a bail out in 10 years its going to crumble under amazon

we're rapidly heading into dystopic cyberpunk corporatacracy future, shit is inevitable. might as well sell out for the comfy corporate wage slave life, short as it may be. at least japanese vidya gaems prepared me for this.

larping

not wrong

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you can try some of the pua books if you have zero social skill it is best place to for advice

>Yea Forums also ruined my humour as i can't laugh about normie things anymore
26 year old who has made a good amount of normalfag friends and attained a decent job after practically living on this site for 12 years here.
Get ready for this to never improve or go away along with needing to fake laughter quite a lot.

>pua books
literally the worst advice possible. i was into that shit when i was 15 and it only works on the most stupid women. but it turns out the women i knew had more than 2 brain cells to rub together so all it got me was ruined good will cause they knew immediately

>Yea Forums ruined me
Retard, no discuss. If you need ability to laugh at "normie" jokes and some "social" skills to interact with people I suggest you to jump off the bridge right now. Life isn't about having a good laugh and making people love you, it's about doing what you love (and for people you love, if it's possible). Go find a job, try to meet new people here, find a hobby, play some vidya. You don't need "social skillz" to talk to people. JUST TALK and try to be the man you wanna be.
Also, posting wojak doesn't make you look like a "lonely and hurt soul... a true boomer in a mad world of 2019...", it makes you look like an idiot.

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Ive nearly completed my backlog but i just dont enjoy games anymore. Though I have nothing else to do in my life.

I like other forms of entertainment far less than games anf have no backlog or anything I want to see/read.

Already traveled to all the countries/places I want to go.

I watch sports when the seasons are going I guess.
But no friends, no social skills to get any and maybe too old for friendship. Too ugly for girls.

I don't know what to do anymore

>ITT

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This picture is a joke, the POV changes constantly to the point it barely even makes sense.

Do you have any physical hobbies? BJJ, running, or hands on things like leatherworking, playing guitar, etc.? I'm in a similar situation, I've traveled the world, mostly worked through my backlog of games, music, movies, books, etc. At this point my main pleasures are playing guitar, lifting weights, and hiking. Too ugly for girls as well, last gf was when Bush was president lol. Life's not bad, all things considered.

where did you get this image?

Just fake it retard. Be you with friends. Be someone else without friends.

I have autism and Yea Forums actually improved my social skills.

When I was young I would just act however I wanted, and not really pay attention to what I or others were saying. After years of browsing Yea Forums and other boards however I learned a lot about social interaction. Mostly by seeing what makes people mad.

>Give others room to talk, even if it is just asking simple questions.
>Do not repeat yourself too much, even down to simple stuff like specific words
>Try to keep it short and concise, do not ramble.
>Do not make others feel stupid, make them feel smart instead.
>And most importantly, it is not what you say, but how you say it. Almost everything offensive comes from loaded words.

There is more, but you get the idea.

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>left me with
>implying that your choice to be an introvert was inflicted on you by an outside entity

Based

maybe you're not autistic, just not retarded. head and shoulders above 99% of people here.

>Yea Forums also ruined my humour as i can't laugh about normie things anymore
Yea Forums set you free to laugh at things that are actually funny, not be enslaved to a sitcom laugh track

Also just play some fucking video games you retard of go to /r9k/

What does a board dedicated to normalfags crying about not getting laid have to do with OP?

The first half of his post and “muh no social skills”

>parents fail there children
>this is supposed to be embarrassing to the children
Only problem is calling it "adulting.' "Life Skills for Autists" would be more my speed.

op is a normalfag

Blog on Tumblr about it like every other 14 year old

How is luckshitting supposed to be improving yourself? You didn't actually do anything to improve yourself, you just got lucky.

just get luckier retard

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>tfw got to introduce my eternally 9fagging little sister to spurdo
good vibes all around

Kill yourself?

God that's the fucking worst dude

are they like 8 or something?

Legend

no no no u misunderstand
u have to improve your luck
u do this by spinning the slot machine more times

simbly ebin

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luck is a skill

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That's proof you being here has made you smarter and refined your sense of humour. Garbage humour is garbage.

here you go
>pepes/wojaks/eceleb image hashes'
pastefs.com/pid/158343
>text filters
pastebin.com/KDPzgD5f

>le contrarian

Holy fuck is this my life. Sometimes it’s hard guys and their antidepressants destroy their sex-drives

le underage reddit newfag

Cope

laughing at failed normalfag oc donut steel cringe isn't "contrarianism", retard.

case in point

I legally have aspergers syndrome. I straight up hate talking to people if the subject does not interest me, but I try to keep my wits about me.

The answer is right there in the question OP
>stop playing video games all day
>stop hanging out on Yea Forums all day
>work on building your social skills back up

This, the redpill actually made me better in general.
My life is still shit but less shit than I wasn't posting on Yea Forums

i wish I was a saleschad

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>the redpill
fuck off

>tfw noone has ever heard you laugh

very badass user

holy based

I know, I ask myself this everyday

Suck my dick gay faggot cringe freak

uwu pwease fuck the boi out of わたし~

bump

get a job at a restaurant or a bar/club.
You'll be a social chad in a year.

Should have said, "An hero".

>most succesful
yep, 2000 members worldwide is super succesful bro

>tfw have a decent job
>but no console/pc to play games on
>or a group to play with

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Anyone that's broken out of the neet life here? Has it changed your outlook on life? I get neetbux but it's depressing, I'm not sure if I can handle a job though

have you tried
buying one

kill yourself

>Supporting capitalism

did you just read the Yea Forums ED page or somehing you fucking faggot

friends? at times yes
if i bought one, i wouldnt play it as much if it was just me, alone

Oh ok I didn't expect you to be this based
no ethical consumption under capitalism comrade

Give up

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>Get job at prison
>All my coworkers are as fucked up as I am
It's great, I could do with out the forced overtime though. Thankfully I can put it towards vacation

just fucking who cares hurr durr muh purpose muh hapiness muh gayshit shut the fuck up

Also stop making these threads. All you're doing is soaking in the negativity. Cut it out. Find something you like and do something with it (that does not involve harming others and/or breaking the law).

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you good bro, or do you need a few years to grow out of being an edge lord

shut the fuck up faggot retard

And tripfags are the most conceited faggots here.

thank you Keine

t. 20-something aafah839ofqhaanzfpqrhrfpafoomer

i was a neet for 7 years i spent the time watching anime all day every day until i realized i had gender dysphoria and transitioned to girl
the rainclouds went away once i started feeling like myself
i went back to university made some incredible friends and got a job in based japan where i met my loving boyfriend who i am marrying soon

IT GETS BETTER

Start adapting by switching to the closest normie thing to Yea Forums: Reddit.

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censorship is good

if only Yea Forums arguments were
"faggot" "faggot"
instead its repeating that until the thread auto-sages

how did u only start geeling like urself when u transitioned
facts dfont care about ur feelings
u are u u always feel like u
baka cringe mentally ill thirty-something trannyfreakoomer

wtf i typed baka not baka

baka tripfag!

cringe /pol/ newfag redditor the donald go back nigger faggot aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yikes! Cringe tranny mentally ill freak having (another!) mental breakdown! Sad!

God DAMN it I'm so lonely and horny

let's do the 69 (it's code for making the sex)

degenerate cuck gamers everyone. this is u if u dont do the nofap

>Dumb /r9k/ nigger doomer shit
Just type in "doomer" in youtube and see the comments of all the meme videos are behold all the "literallymeXDDD" faggots

>tfw years of vidya and browsing Yea Forums all day didn't change my social skills at all
>have tons of friends and can laugh at most jokes people tell if they're legitimately funny
makes you think, maybe you weren't xhanged by Yea Forums, maybe you were just always that way bro

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wtf is going oni typed gamer not gamers wtf

tits or get the fuck out cringe normie
but since there4 are no women on the internet (rule 30: 30. There are NO girls on the internet.) source: rulesoftheinternet.com/ its not actually tits or get the fuck just get out faggot NIGGER this thread is closed due to aids haboo hotel raid 2006 nigger hair and suit

What an embarassing thread, to post and reply to. You late teens and early twenty somethings are insufferable

see there are no girls on the internetrule 30 There are NO girls on the internet.) source: rulesoftheinternet.com/ iall "women" on the interwebs are actually seething mentally ill trannies

TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN
TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN
TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN
TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN
TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN
TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN

Repeating a statement doesn't change it's truth value.

shut the frick up boomer

a girl? on the internet? woah
u are beautiful
wanna do the 69 with me (the sex)

Your position is that "censorship is good, correct?

thats what i seaid retard

May I ask you why you think that "censorship" is "good"?

censorship is good because it stops fascism from spreading, as well as "lighter" biggotry like gamergate sjw shit

I undestand your point of view. So, my dear friend "69-something sexoomer", in essence what you are saying is that "censorship" is useful for stopping "bad" opinions from spreading, correct?

i guess

So you would consider the position ""censorship" is "bad"" to be a "bad" position. Am I correct in assuming this?

I turned 28 today. I’ve thrown away the past 14 years of my life. I have no friends and haven’t had since 2009, and I’m a kissless virgin too.

Today was hard. I hate my birthday.

sure

wish there was some type of support system for neets, meet a neet help a neet.

Do you consider "stopping good opinions from spreading" to be a bad thing? Or a good thing? Or are you perhaps neutral on this issue?

Disregard normalfags
Embrace being alt-social and laugh at ironic memes.
It's either that or become a normalfag.

bad

the word is "normalfag", normalfag

This is wholesome. 11/10

aside from /pol/ living rent free in this faggot's head, those courses on the image don't seem bad in theory

the name of the courses is cringe though

By Zeus, my dear friend, it appears that you are contradictiong yourself. You claim that "censorship" is good because it "stops bad opinions from spreading", which you consider to be good thing. At the same time however, you claim that "stopping good opinions from spreading" is a bad thing! This position is certainly unsustainable, for the definition of "censorship" doesn't differenciate between censoring "good" opinions or "bad" opinions - "censorship" encompasses both the censoring of "good" opinions and "bad" opinions. Could you please clarify your position, for I know you have put a lot of thought into this, and I am unable to dismantle your position with so much ease?

Go outside.
[]No seriously, get some fresh air and clear your head. Remind yourself why to keep going.[]

You have to go in person and harass the managers until they give you a job

>walked out of job a few days ago
>severely depressed, been thinking about killing myself
>barely any friends
>never had a gf, virgin at 26
I want to end it but I can't do that to my niece. She's the only reason why I haven't killed myself yet. I also want to see if I can become a video game designer and do other creative stuff like I've always wanted to. I'm thinking about just putting all my energy into that instead of looking for another job. Also school as well.

The word is actually リア充, リア充.

whatever dude i want ur penis in my asse

You do not find the perfect woman.
You create her, using a regular woman as raw materials.
To keep the perfect girlfriend, you need to be the perfect boyfriend.
You create him, too, using yourself as raw materials.

then u do the sex with her

>31
>Married
>Active social life
>Always seem happy
>Secretly wish I was single and playing games all day

It's not as good as normies make it seem, bros.

Where the fuck you been newfag

irony is normalfag shit go on reddit dankmemes 2million subs go on twitter irony everywhere you ar enot special unlike me im not a normalfag i watch anime and go on Yea Forums and im smart
memes are normalfag garbage too humor cant be forced we all know that humor wasn't forced back in the good old days of Yea Forums (been here sicne 2003) cancerous meme formats oh and humor is ounchuing doown or punching up i dont remember something like tha i read that on a thread 4han is the only website where that happensNO NO NO Yea Forums is not a normal fagaga whebsite thats pol and b and whatever i gon ont he OBSUURE BORADS like Yea Forumsa fga where was i yeah fuck you get the FUCK OUT REDDIT CRINGE NORMIEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ( isaid reee but im ntto doiung the normalfag tyhing i was here when the reeeeeee things was starting out caus e im oldfag like that)

Why would you need to invent an in-group?
Either you like normalfag shit or you don't like normalfag shit, and both of those are a group.