I'll suck your cock for 1000G

fuck yuricucks

Seethe harder faggot.

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>both opera related characters are massive whores
hmmm

Almost. She's an unapologetic gold digger, but not a literal prostitute.

I don't. I rather make fun of cucks.

Sorry, but I already married the superior Stacy.

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>idols of the time
Well, yeah.

i hated this character so much, it doesn't help that aftrr the timeskip she becomes a massive moralfag always whining about the war

mentally ill

>your golddigging adventure turned out to have you fight alongside a warmonger hellbent on continental conquest and the destruction of the church
Well, yeah.

Worst character in the whole game

loving the incel seethe dorothea creates if nothing else. lmao

okay, but you better pay up front

I rather let Petra suck it since she more hotter.
She also possibly gullible to Fodlan's culture so I can lie to her that sex is normal between friends

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That's actually a good point, but women don't seem to have a problem spreading their legs for Sylvain.

pls respond

Do you remember the part that she loses her panties in like the first week in the monastery, right?

and he hates that

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yes, now get out of here and play it

No, as an FEfag I despise these people making multiple threads, everything should be contained in a single thread

>no switch
Can I emulate it?

No. buy a switch and the game. The better this game sells the more nintendo will understand that this one did things right and improve on it for the next games

>buy a switch and the game

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If you play FemByleth, she actually says what went missing. It's her undershirt.

It's no longer safe to have sex with women in any capacity, lest you be outed as a rapist 10 years later, so no. Instead, I will kidnap you and rape you until you are pregnant, and when you give birth I will simply set you free to care for our child and kill myself.

>MALE Robin
>FEMALE Corrin
______ Byleth
?

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i stole it

>being poor
cringe

I played male in all those games

Yeah right. You fell for that? Silly user

Female, just makes more sense to be able to fuck the leaders.

Male. Female looks more like a whore than a mercenary.

Sure. Fork over the cash.

I'm playing Male Byleth, but the more I play the more I feel that female makes more sense.

If you do BL, it's the only one that makes sense, fuck that route was written with a female in mind, or a homo option that doesn't exist.

>Marrying Caspar’s sloppy seconds

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I think all the in game tutorial pictures show fem byleth, but then again they're all done on black eagle route, so clearly they're all shit.

>15 year old has a body like this.

What the fuck is in the water in Brigid

Male. Well, it's at least what happened in BE route where Edelgard draw the portrait of male Byleth.

>not wanting bromance with Dimitri
The man just has absolute respect for you for setting him on the right path and helping him out with his inner demons. You dont need to be fucking to help a bro out.

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There's bromance, and there's blatant NO HOMO moments if you're a guy, because the route plays out the exact same.

>implying youd have to even pay

So he's the equivalent of your average rapper?

this game's artstyle creeps me the fuck out

Petra is a top tier cutie. Pretty underrated as well.

I'm pretty sure she's one of the more popular girls, at least on Yea Forums

Some girls are early bloomers. My sister looked like Petra at 14, so much so that she constantly had guys in their twenties hitting on her without realizing how young she was.

>no homo
pretty sure theres at least a little

MIMIMIMIMI

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Really? Compared to the likes of Bernie, Edelgard, and even Dorothea, she doesn't seem to get too much attention around here.

The forest spirits know that the faithful should be rewarded accordingly.

She was consistently in top 5 when strawpolls were being posted, if you want a real underrated girl look no further that Flayn

Flayn is a cutie who does the bonding with food cliche great with Dimitri.

Flayn is fun but it feels a bit weird romancing her. She´s kinda of too much into you from the start and when you get green her she´s all "HOLY SHIT YOUR HAIR IS GREEN NOW JUST LIKE MINE THAT MUST MEAN WE NEED TO MARRY RIGHT NOW"

Flayn a cute, but she's more of a "quirky younger sister" than "waifu" cute.

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I feel that way more about Annette than Flayn.

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Couldn't kill her nor her father in BE. Hopefully they found a quiet spot with a lake to fish for eternity

Nah, she admits to being a slut. You can't miss it.

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Daily reminder that she had sex with her father (with her father not knowing)

That's pretty gay

M8 she’s an orphan

Sucking cock doesn't involve penetration though. That said her S rank with Byleth is actually pretty cute.

Don't all the tutorials use FemByleth? That along with the obvious favor towards the otome crowd, particularly in the BL route, indicates her.

This would work better if you swapped them.

No thanks

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Shamir doesn't get much attention either yet somehow managed to be third most popular with guys in Japan within that poll.

>ate leftovers and drank sewer water
>probably got kiddie diddled
>had to do a ton of favors to advance in the Opera company
>got creampied by her own dad
>wore shoes by the same guy who kicked her around

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>third most popular with guys in Japan
Source?

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I'm pretty sure that human penis is not meant to withstand such high G's.

wholesome

Fem Byleth gets to fuck all the Lords + Rhea therefor she's the Canon choice

>rolling in the gross
Ew

>gold digger
or
>wants a sugar daddy
What an improvement

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She sucks Petra's futacock

i am prob gonna fuck flayn on my playthough, i just enjoy her voice

is this a mistake? should I cop marianne or petra instead?

Going by supports Hilda is unironically a bigger skank than Dorothea is. Going on many first dates that never pan out is not as bad as straight up inviting a dude to your room to fuck

Black Eagles- Male
Blue Lions-female
Golden Deer-either works

I'm pretty sure they use manleth

Her S support with Fem Byleth is so cute and wholesome. Also she takes the war really hard, she cares about people.
> Petra's futacock
Based and dare I say, redpilled

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>Blue Lions - female
>not wanting to be in the “bro triumvirate” with Dimitri and Dedue.

>Black Eagles- Male
>Not wanting to slam clams with the Empress

Edelgard is for penis only

Correct answers. Claude shouldn't have Fem Byleth too simply because she becomes retarded

500g and I promise I'll finish in one minute

>You will never see Dorothea kiss and tease Petra. Running her mouth and tongue down her neck, around her nipples, sucking gently, then kissing her way down to her swollen crotch, rubbing her face on the bulge, and taking a nice big whiff.

>bitch just did my chores for me, shit was so cash

Lewd. Think shes gonna give lots of children as well?

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Post character rankings
fesorter.tumblr.com/

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Edelgard is still too high

Male Kris
Female Corrin
Male Corrin
Female Byleth

Flayn is a cutie as well. But so far, and i'm pretty early in the game, she hasn't really gotten a chance to shine.

She also does seem to be pretty popular in memes. For what little that is worth.

Shamir is walking sex though. So that isn't too surprising.

She got him good in their A support.

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That alt hairstyle is what boosted her up above the literal whos.

Plently. Dorothea craves to be knocked up with Petra's brown girlcock. She gets to live out the fantasies she has with girls and with penis so she's in heaven. Petra, though a bit shy, enjoys the teasing and getting to plow the warm cooter every night. After Petra plants her seed in Dorothea over and over, they'll create a litter of beautiful mixed colored children.

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But she's a cake that doesn't fit the standard waifu archetypes, so her being even a bit popular in Japan is surprising.

You need to have crest to develop a futa cock.

>BE = Male
>BL = Female
>GD = Male
That's my pick.

Her clothes are classy and sexy. Also she has a perfect figure and cute face and hair. You can't dislike Shamir.

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> ywn be a brown Futa huntress queen impregnating a hot girl over and over again
Truly despair

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I just wish she wasn't a Sniper. Bernie already fills that roll just fine.

Since Edelgard has two, how massive will it be and think Fem Byleth can take it?

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Number and type of crests only affects the thickness.

>this guy runs full force into your entire teams line of fire
what do?

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>complains about getting lvl 12 sniper
Out, easy casual. You will be begging her to join you when lunatic comes out.

You think Hanneman can testify?

Miss

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Just make her into a peg knight

Only Catherine is allowed to post Shamir.

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I almost certainly will be. But at the moment, I would rather have a pegasus rider.

Bernie or Shamir?

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>ywn be a brown futa huntress who not only has a wife, but also a harem of women you take as spoils of war, even those you defeated in battle, to use as breeding sows for not only you but for your grown up futa children.

> she goes gay for Catherine but not you
> Petra goes gay for Dorothea but not you
> Lys gets to be Edelgard's personal advisor and gets cake fed to her as well as headpats
It's not fucking fair.

I wish Leonie had a better support line with byleth, her other ones were nice. Absolute beast of a unit too.

Nothing. Because, even though he is kind of a stuck up jerk, he is actually a pretty good boy that means well.

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> Harem of girls
> Impregnating them all
> Offsprings are all Futas and repeat the cycle
> Ywn
It's not fucking fair. (also why is it so hot when it's Futas but not men)

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Shamir seems like she can do a few things since her coming with an A rank in bows means she can ignore it. Pegapony as suggested seems nice because of her other proficiency in lances, but I also feel like she could make a good assassin due to her high dex and luck. Would need a few speed boosts though.

Yeah, although her A one is pretty nice, it's mostly just the first couple that really suck hard. She's a totally self reliant and encouraging, caring character in other people's supports, and she barely mentions Jeralt in them. She really is an insanely good unit. She's a bow knight for me that can tank damage almost as well as my gorilla Hilda fortress knight, but can destroy most units with either a bow or lance.

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Felix was my go-to badass.
Nothing in the game ever survived punch #2, much less punch #3 or 4.
As soon as i converted him to the basic punching class, he just decimates everything.

>tfw felix punches hegemon edelgard into oblivion in one punch despite being the lowest level on the whole roster
using felix feels like cheating.

>I get 5000 G per month
>blowjob is 1000
Nope.

Caspar died to Lysithea's Thrysus boosted magic

She's a massive slut, her blowjobs must be godly

I'm in the process of recruiting her because I want a second cavalry unit. Nice to know she's capable.

Cause thinking about men is gay. Dickgirl on Female is really hot because it's like lesbian porn but not boring as fuck since there's still a cock in the mix. Granted, it's still gay due to the fact it's two women.

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she only does anal, unless you're a noble she wants to baby-trap

It's not like I know how it feels to recieve a blowjob anyway.

:(

But Futa on female is the least gay of them all though?

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I might do that once she's maxed out her sniper class.

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>Dorothea leg locking you and forcing you to cum in her womb

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at the end of the day, does it really matter? Whatever gets you hard is gonna get you hard regardless.

>Not using magic to restrain you.
Pleb.

What would sex with Annette be like?

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She also gets an amazing relic from her paralogue

Painful and awkward. At least at first.

Cute

I made her Falcon Knight instead of bow knight and she could pretty much solo whole map if you positioned her good.
Who else is needed for her paralogue?

>Futa x Femalefags are all cucks
>Futa x Malefags are all sissy faggots
Why is this such a common occurrence?

I'm waiting to use him for when I do the BL route once lunatic releases. The supports I've seen of his are top tier and I can't wait to use him.

Go back to your garbage.

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>y-you called me cuck that means you like NTR
What batshit logic made you come up with that conclusion?

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>I hope you never leave

Post time skip when you have all the free time in the world I did Tea Times every time shooting for that line

I just like posting shit when someone else does.

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Do we really need to go again over why futa on female is the straightest kind of porn ?

>>Futa x Malefags are all sissy faggots
>They want cock but not from a man
Makes perfect sense
>>Futa x Femalefags are all cucks
So as someone who's has this as their biggest fetish let me explain.
I enjoy watching the power dynamic of a lesbian couple but also want to see some impregnation. To see a woman be dominant to me but submissive to a futa is really hot. Then to be forced to serve the futa adds a layer to the mix, the fact I'm helping please a dick.

>reading comprehension

Cheese...

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Help please friends.
Which order do I play the houses to avoid confusions and frustrations?

Im currently at part1chap4 of Golden Deer. I wanna restart and go with Black Eagles because a lot of people are saying it's the worse route and Im thinking of saving blue lions for last because it's my first choice.

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What did she mean by this?

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Imagine if he could be Falcon Knight

Now that's real romance

I went with the golden chads first and now I'm doing eagles. There really isn't much point in order aside from keeping deer and church separate as they are near identical. Personally I think you should have just went with your favorite first.

Only thing I'd tell you is to not do the Deer and Church routes back-to-back since they are the most similar. My personal plan was Deers > Lions > Eagles > Church. Thing with the Eagles/Church is that there's an obvious split, so I figure I'll make a backup save there.

I would say play your preferred choice to get the full enjoyment of your first experience out of it. However, Golden Chads is the best house.

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Why is it so hard to find good art of Shamir?

>he didn't marry his god loli tulpa

I just picked the house with the best last names.

Needless to say, Black Eagles won.

A lot of the art is her and Catherine. Not complaining.

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>Flat Catherine.
Is this heresy?

Lions and Deer bros for life.

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I married this beautiful creature here

We pray to God Loli Tulpa together. Shit's so cash

Go Beagles -> Boys Love -> Golden Queers
Beagles route is the most straightforward and doesn't really touch on the conspiracy going on in the background, BL is way more fleshed out but again, doesn't really go too in depth in regards to the conspiracy, and Queers focuses mainly on the conspiracy.

Flayn seems like a character a lot of people like but she's not their waifu.

Actually every single pic of Shamir i have seen have quite a good quality of looking similar to game Shamir.

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Oh, sorry. Here you go.
twitter.com/ShamirOfDagda/status/1163827573178155010

With this being my favorite so far.

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Linhardt if i remember correctly
It's a bitch of a map though, bring as many torches as possible and keep everyone togheter

Whats the conversion rate between The G to the USD?

When's the first round of DLC coming out? I might wait to start my 3rd playthrough until then to avoid getting too burned out.

do sacred weapons make you lose HP if you don't have a crest like hero relics

It pains me to say this, but there are no hard maps in 3H. Not Marianne's paralogue, not Claude's, even last missions are easy.

this is literally the first on model art I've seen
most of what I find is like and with awkward faces and/or inflated breasts that just look silly. isn't bad, I'm just not into Catherine

/u/shitters are cancer, holy shit
They get a tiny amount of bi girls and act as if they only like girls

I doubt you can afford it honey

Is there any point in not rushing the boss in Marianne's paralogue?

If you want a natural progression of info, the correct order is
>BL
>BE
>GD
Blue Lions has the tightest story in terms of characters, but it's too narrow in terms of the overall plot, story, and lore, as nothing gets revealed and many loose ends remain
BE has a lot explained, but still leaves many things in the air
GD explains everything and has the best ending overall

Otherwise just pick your favourite, play it and then choose
I chose GD first since i knew nothing at all, so playing BL afterwards left me unsatisfied with the loose ends i closed in the previous route

Why does he spend so much time in an activity he hates with the people he completely despises?

I can't argue that it's not a hard game, tought it doesn't really bother me
Lunatic is coming though, so there's that
altough i fear some maps may become intensely frustrating in lunatic

boss won't attack Marianne will you get in close so I took it slow and picked off each monster

I hate how BL route portrays it as if you're playing as female, even if your male. All that hand holding and dialogue choices aimed to cheer him up scream as if it was made for a female perspective in mind. I pretty much had to say, "no homo" every time my Avatar had any contact with Dimitri. Even the scenes where Byleth is just interacting with Dimitri especially the first post-time skip scene has Byleth looking at Dimitri as if she/he is madly in love with the guy.

Post pictures of units no one has ever married.

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B-but your hand is so warm, user.

>He doesn't hold his bro's hands when they're feeling down
i bet you don't even love your friends from the bottom of your heart you fag

>He doesn't bottom for his friends to cheer them up
LUL get a load of this mega gay

Ignatz X marianne is wholesome, expoecially in B

>I chose GD first since i knew nothing at all, so playing BL afterwards left me unsatisfied with the loose ends i closed in the previous route
I'm glad I did GD first because not only do I feel like I made the right choice the events also make much more sense to me.

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Well that was easy.

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Unmarriageable

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I married him to Raphael's fist on my Beagles playthrough. Does that count?

It's literally to keep up appearances.
Like Ingrid getting a different arranged marriage option every other month of Bernie being kept away from male friends so that she couldn't have her purity in question, crest-giving parents are often fucking nutjobs about grooming their kids to marry into the best they can.
So Sylvain being a womanizer who "would straighten up if he ever found the right girl," is supposed to sell him whenever a partner gets properly chosen for him and he'll drop the act.

Raphael finally got his revenge for his parents.

Doing BL -> GD was pretty satisying with the latter's final boss feeling like the "true" one, even though there is no golden route thankfully.

Based Bernie hivemind

Wait for the story dlc where El and Boar can get narried.

>Why does he spend so much time in an activity he hates with the people he completely despises?
>He asks in Yea Forums, of all places

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Post more Stacy

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>sample

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Are any girls taller than Ignatz/Ashe? Might make a good futa on male rape doujin.

I’m thinking of going from BL to GD >BE and then church. Sound about right?

If only.

Made for bullying

Please don't bully this dog.

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THE BOAR...

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Ferdinand will accept her just to spite her father

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>Stacy
Why are people calling her this?

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>didn't level mov
Shit unit desu

They ruined her hair

She's clearly a gorilla

I don't think you can level up mov

Reaching 155 avoid without support bonuses is scary

She’s not a nerd like Edelgard or a depressed loser like Marianne, or a tomboy like Ingrid or Leonie, she’s an athletic yet highly feminine woman that’s popular with guys, a stacy

Because she's the most alpha female in the game.

Get dat A+ riding

certainly not with that attitude

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she's nearly as strong as my Dmitri

>visually attractive
>gets men to do everything for her
>physically strong
>feminine as fuck
>popular
She is the epitome of stacy with the added bonus of being a gorilla

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>>visually attractive
Only with her twintails

>Despite being a lazy THOT, she can instantly tell if someone can't be trusted. That's why she doesn't at all show any respect to Cornelia
>She also can't be recruited in BE due to the same logic that she instantly distrusts Edelgard for what she is
Fucking based.

Male, some cutscenes with F!Byleth are fucking ridiculous, her face looks like a toad's

Just got to the timeskip, why does she look so awful?

I brought you a present, Yea Forums!

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The scariest albino midget.

Thanks but you've already gotten me three of those!

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I don't want it. Maybe Mercedes wants it instead.

She clearly has twin tails

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oh lawd she comin

>RPing
This is a side of twitter I didn't need to know about

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>Caspar is so Naive he is using it as a towel.

I really hope they continue doing those monthly artwork and details about that month thing in future FE games.

I can tell that this was drawn by woman based on how much she reduced her bust size.

I'm pretty sure the original design is also drawn by a woman

The most popular girl on here, according to polls at least, is actually Marianne.

But user a woman did all the 3H designs and most of them have big tits

Marianne would be best girl if she didn't lose her bags

I want to hold Bernie's hand

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>Falling in love with Christ-chan despite most of Yea Forums not even being religious
I hate this board so much.

But she has great bags, funbags.

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But why? Bernie's just no good

Why don't you like Manuela?

Good taste for one, her arc is the best

Bernie's hands is for cooking food for good boi Raph

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Old hag

You can recruit her to eagles through Supports like every other non-attendant, there's just only a short time period near the end of the year to do so for some weird reason and you can't use lost items

die

>Her room is next to Edelgard
She really knew about how evil Edelgard was.

R8 my taste please.

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What would Raph's Bernie be like? She is described as authoritative.

i dont find her attractive

Claude doesn't actually have any attendants because he's an almyran sellout, the only students you need to kill in Eagles route are Dedue and Dimitri.

Flayn is spared to go live in hiding when you defeat her with Byleth and her brother chooses to retreat as long as you've done so.

After Dedue fulfills every bad stereotype about Duscurs and literally becomes a brown suicide bomber killing him doesn't even feel bad

Best couple!

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i'd like to see her try and restrain me, haha

Raph is a good boy.

>annette and lorenz that low
>cyril and edelgard that high up
Some good taste here and there but it's really bogged down by other aspects

It's kinda funny how you can spare almost everyone in the BE route.

It outs every shitposter whining about """"genocide"""" to be secondaries who haven't touched the route just parroting nonsense they've heard secondhand

Wish she had a better S support. It was kind of what I expected but not as interesting

I swear that x-ray wasnt there the last time this was posted...

kill all edeltards

eating cake

don’t you have a ditch to die in impales by a hundred Spears Dimitri

I felt really bad when I had to murder him on Gronder Field.