Do you play games with your sister?

Yeah! We run a streaming channel together called TwinSticks!

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>sister

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Yes. But more importantly, why can't metroid crawl?

When I was a kid we played Mortal Kombat sometimes. She is 42 now so no, we don't play games.

Damages the suit

Sauce. I haven’t fapped to this in ages.

A simple crawling damages the suit but attacks from enemies don't?

Poor translation. It's supposed to be brapping.

Why do that when you can play games with your step brother you only met once then never talk to again?

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Sometimes. Reccently mostly Puyo tetris

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Very rough dirt

>used to play vidya and be really close with sister
>now can't even look her in the eye since the hamster incident
>mfw every time i remember

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Never had a sister. I suppose it was better this way, because I didnt grow up to see her become a whore, like I've seen my brother become a degenerate.

If Metroid isn't the suit, Samus, or the aliens, then what is the Metroid?

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No, but I do play games with your sister

If you're actually twins than that's a pretty clever name.

Its the little green aliens that absorb all of your energy in a violent fashion

God

Explain.

Who was halo? And how did she get her arm cannon?

He's referring an incest VN

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i want to mate a sister!

I haven't talked to my sister in over 10 years.

Source?

Which one of you tried to fuck the hamster?

hehe
why her vagene honks?

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oh nonono

where can i watch your naked streams
and why isnt the platform banning you?

Sauce?

Source?

Use Google, you fucking retards. Jesus Christ.

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I used to but I hit her really hard for kicking my ass at gears of war, we dont talk anymore.

I'll give you guys a story
>be me
>13
>sister is 16, hormones hit her hard
>we play vidya everyday after school
>one day when im playing bomberman generations she comes up to me with a "game"
>"If you swear or get mad at anytime I'm going to punish you. Same goes for me"
>swear after fucking up
>she slaps me twice in the face
>this happens a couple more times until I start tearing up from the pain
>"Aww little baby. Did it hurt? Here let your big sister make you feel better"
>she kisses me on the cheek several times
>i back off and she follows me down
>pins me and she kisses my mouth
>with tongue

Sauce please. Reverse image search just brings up FunnyJunk.

She's pretty into Stardew Valley, so the multiplayer for that was a good thing. She's not anti-vidya by any means, but certainly more for more casual stuff (still struggles to competently use the standard 2 joystick move/look setup, so can't really into shooters or anything like that). Legit we also play Dr Mario 64 so maybe that's a thing for siblings.
Why bother with that one, cunny isn't worth it. The older muscle sister was by far the better pick

Source is Thank You Very Bitch by Tamagoro page number 126
eat shit anti-saucefags *dab*

Nice.

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kill yourself fag

Everyone’s already tried that retard.

BASED TRIPS OF MARINARA

The player

the mini games sucks the fun out of this game

Metroid is the the game you dumb wide bitch

Only with my older sister.

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