Things you can say about a video game but not your girlfriend

>things you can say about a video game but not your girlfriend

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i have videogames

it's fun with friends!

I'm the one who plays them, not the other way around.

$60 is too expensive

Hope they don't ask me to buy anything extra after I've already paid for them.

I hope my joystick doesn't get stuck.

[Insert Disk 2]

It's easy to control.

Pal Penis

I've never beaten one

The draw distance is really good.

bug infested

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Soul

It's beautiful.

Got it on sale

Complex with an engaging story

Japanese > western

I don't love them like I used to

I can enjoy it for hours on end!

Don't mind me, just pirating my video game's friend.

i can never get enough of it

i enjoy spending time with it all the time

>pickup lines by video game characters

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Let's-a go

cringe

THIS PARTY'S GETTING CRAZY

You look like you’re in good shape.

came here to post this

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>post so low-quality it got deleted FROM 4CHANNEL

based mods.

Why contain it?

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Were your parents related, like before they got married?

Did you hear about the latest leaks?

You were just a prototype! A prototype for me!

I'm a playboy

I love you.

it sucks

easy to beat

nice

fpbp

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First post best post

All the time and money was well spent, and I had fun.

I could never beat it

Wanna piece of me, boy?

Have you seen this guy now?

I can play with it

"Wow that was a fulfilling and enjoyable experience"

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savage

I've got balls of steel

It's so fucking hard

>Wow, I can really interact with it!

I beat it monthly

Only used once.

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i'm going full digital

TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF

>I really got closure with that ending, now I can go on with my life onto new adventures.

>No Recall or Intervention can work in this place, there is no escape!

>girlfriend

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1,000 people on at once? Can she handle that?

deepthroat?

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Videogames unlikely to become an E-sport

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The Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno

i said Videogames not comic books

Could you sign this petition?

refunded it

Space station 13.

Video Games suck

nanomachineson

If it makes you feel better I've been there

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thanks man, I've gotten over it now. But it sucked for a while there.

Fpbp

Why walk When you can ride

If it's more than five years old, I'm not interested.

fpbp

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Goliath online.

xd

Smash

my video game collection hasn't had big black cocks in all their holes

Man I wish my friends were here to help me enjoy this piece of shit.

tes