>things you can say about a video game but not your girlfriend
Things you can say about a video game but not your girlfriend
i have videogames
it's fun with friends!
I'm the one who plays them, not the other way around.
$60 is too expensive
Hope they don't ask me to buy anything extra after I've already paid for them.
I hope my joystick doesn't get stuck.
[Insert Disk 2]
It's easy to control.
Pal Penis
I've never beaten one
The draw distance is really good.
bug infested
Soul
It's beautiful.
Got it on sale
Complex with an engaging story
Japanese > western
I don't love them like I used to
I can enjoy it for hours on end!
Don't mind me, just pirating my video game's friend.
i can never get enough of it
i enjoy spending time with it all the time
>pickup lines by video game characters
Let's-a go
cringe
THIS PARTY'S GETTING CRAZY
You look like you’re in good shape.
came here to post this
>post so low-quality it got deleted FROM 4CHANNEL
based mods.
Why contain it?
Were your parents related, like before they got married?
Did you hear about the latest leaks?
You were just a prototype! A prototype for me!
I'm a playboy
I love you.
it sucks
easy to beat
nice
fpbp
First post best post
All the time and money was well spent, and I had fun.
I could never beat it
Wanna piece of me, boy?
Have you seen this guy now?
I can play with it
"Wow that was a fulfilling and enjoyable experience"
savage
I've got balls of steel
It's so fucking hard
>Wow, I can really interact with it!
I beat it monthly
Only used once.
i'm going full digital
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF
>I really got closure with that ending, now I can go on with my life onto new adventures.
>No Recall or Intervention can work in this place, there is no escape!
>girlfriend
1,000 people on at once? Can she handle that?
deepthroat?
Videogames unlikely to become an E-sport
The Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno
i said Videogames not comic books
Could you sign this petition?
refunded it
Space station 13.
Video Games suck
nanomachineson
If it makes you feel better I've been there
thanks man, I've gotten over it now. But it sucked for a while there.
Fpbp
Why walk When you can ride
If it's more than five years old, I'm not interested.
fpbp
Goliath online.
xd
Smash
my video game collection hasn't had big black cocks in all their holes
Man I wish my friends were here to help me enjoy this piece of shit.
tes