How do you respond without sounding mad?

How do you respond without sounding mad?

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Sneed

lol

Don't play online.

gg
best be a sport then being a prick

I don't know, how would you respond to this?

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you don't, retard

GG WP

Gg friend :)

its two minutes, yeah he gave you the kill but honestly it probably saved time

Valve doesn't give a fuck about Russia2's community, does it?
No wonder it never surpassed LoL even though it's objectively a better game.

>taking even the negligible amount of time it takes to read brainless post-match messages that people only post because they feel obligated to
Who on earth would take it personally when the person who posted it probably typed it out and sent it by reflex alone?

CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB

kek you are the worst kind of people

Luckily, you don;t have to deal with me.

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just call them an incel its nearly 100% chance that they are

you too

what does incel even mean

They're in a cell. It means the same thing as jailbait, really. Just what we call prisoners on here.

Involuntary celibate.

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By pointing out this is a borderline bot thread :^)

The strangest thing about "Incel" is that not only does it insult the person, but it's essentially like saying "Virgin" but they're 1000% sure you're someone that had sex before, it's the weirdest shit, instantly makes them FURIOUS

i dont lose in the first place

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I'm a virgin and I still call people incels.

kknore

Same, I'm in it for the anger

>gg

> 33 year old boomer
> Used to play a ton of multiplayer FPS games when I was younger
> Quake, Quake II, Half Life, etc\
> Everyone was competitive, but were still polite to one another
> Everyone used to say "gg" at the end of each match as a sign of respect
> Start playing singleplayer games for a while
> Eventually decide to give CS:GO a shot with some friends a few years back
> Say "gg" at the end of a match like I used to
> Apparently if you say it now you're some kind of asshole

What happened to online multiplayer?

Thin skins

>I am tracing your IP right now, I will find out where you live and come kill you

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>*Belches violently into mic at full blast for ten seconds straight*

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"Sorry. I'll try to put up more of a fight next time.

Honestly I think it's matchmaking. Matchmaking has ruined online gaming.

In the old days you'd fire up a game and would have to use a server browser (and depending on the game it might even be an external program) and find a server that had a decent ping and was running the maps and gamemode you liked.

Eventually you'd find "your" server, and would get to know the other people who played there. It would become a miniature community, where everyone would be polite because if they behaved like a cunt than they'd get banned and they'd have to go find another server. It still happened from time to time, but it wasn't very common.

With modern games you just go through matchmaking and you can act like an absolute cockfag to everyone else in the game, and it's not a big deal because you'll never see them again. There are literally zero repercussions for being a shit.

I know this makes me sound like a faggot boomer, but it's true. Server browsing was a pain in the asshole, but it was worth it.

"gg bro"
There is no reason to get upset and at best you make them feel a little bad for being a dick.

Said the guy who got carried.

saying bro is a clear sign of passive aggression and shows you are seething.

You're certainly not wrong, matchmaking has singularly ruined the natural formation of communities within games and all the things that come with it, the casual shit talking, the hazing, the camraderie, and all that.

Then use dude instead.

"Sorry it's my first time playing, I'll try harder next time"

Fella

I can tell you from personal experience that someone will fact check this

"Wow you spend all that time looking up the playtime of some stranger off of the internet? Yikes pal, have sex"

You win either way

(You)

Mic spam.
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>thanks, you too

taking a shit atm bro

Say "This thread again, are we really this out of discussion topics?"

I did my best, good game.

Jesus this thread again

Don't say the gamer word user, he'll win and you'll probably get a banned!

>mfw people start singing along
RS2: Vietnam was great for this.

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Thanks, you too.

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You type GG EZ before he can, regardless if you won or not.

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>communicating with subhumans

>Create Black V, with dreads
>Sneaky assassin.
>Role play him as super homophobic and super transphobic, discreatly kill everyone that's gay or trans
>Backstab everyone, especially other black people,with one exception, my love interest.
>Make sure my love interest is a white girl.
>Work with corpos so i can try to back stab them too
>If there's radio stations for the car, only listen to rap, and jazz

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die nigger

>banned for toxic behavior
gg ez

>"muted"
>dont mute

Dude can I get a video link

:^)

8^)

g!