>bought a bunch of old gaming magazines from a garage sale
>they are full of articles and ads like this
What the fuck was wrong with the previous generations?
Bought a bunch of old gaming magazines from a garage sale
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It wasn't wrong, You're wrong!
*crack*
*sip*
Ah, a relic from a more civilized and pure time.
The 90s was truly the peak
>Hobbies: hunting nazis
sex sells, bucko
I remember jerking off to rayne a couple of times
this particular pic too
>getting angry over the past
ok retard, have fun in your stupid 88-mph only time-travelling delorean
>sex sells
Eeality check:
Best selling games are Mortal Kombat and Borderlands, games with ugly and unsexy women
Worst selling games are games that have sexy chicks in them. Senran Kagura sold so bad the creator was fired from the company
Not a damn thing.
No they fucking aren't, that was a special issue of playboy dedicated to girls from games. Shut the fuck up you goddamn melodramatic cocktard.
Is that bloodrayne?
Good thing those times are over
the left cant meme.
Da fuck are you talking about?
He left because of all the censorship ruining his game, dumbass!
Bullshit, I remember plenty of covers featuring scantily-clad women from DoA and Soul Caliber.
>still believing the left-right meme
>not knowing porn is exclusively produced by "the left" to destroy society and make men mentally ill
>shiva
>ugly
Well you can't deny that this is sexualizations
>Mortal Kombat and Borderlands
>games with ugly and unsexy women
uh yeah, I'm thinking this is bait
Looks like a fat-faced Milla Jovovich before she was real.
>exclusively
Look, just tell me how to fix myself, I don't have all day
diversity hiring, women, fags in leadership positions, hiring unqualified retards, gender, marxism politics, bullying, doxxing anyone who disagrees not an ally
all this because west has become weak
I jerked off to game magazines all the time before I had reliable internet. It was a great time.
>what was wrong with previous generations
They weren't a generation of pussies offended over literally everything that probably would have lost a war to another country the second they got called badwords that's what retardera poster.
does anyone still enjoy this style of marketing? It reminds me of crappy porn.
uwe boll killed this series.
who are the turbo niggers that are forcing the gamer thing, after its been around for a decent amount of time before it’s push
>Implying the right can either
Look guys, I made wojak variant number 5789345! How based!
Politics suck the life out of jokes
This is a playboy magazine and you downloaded this picture off of google so you could roleplay in this thread. What the fuck is wrong with this generation?
What the fuck is wrong with this generation? Did someone forget that literal pixels aren't people?
This mag had like hundreds of tiny pseudo porn ads throughout. It was Xtreme.
And Majesco for ditching Terminal Reality which developed it and for chucking it out to some SJW retard that thought Rayne was "too sexy" for his shitty 2D flash game he made of the series. Now the series will never be finished with Bloodrayne 2 ending on a cliffhanger.
Americans back in the day were insanely insecure.
So you're saying you're an easily offended pussy. Hmm, Yeah. Checks out.
PC Accelerator was basically Maxim but for PC gaming. It was the irreverent alternative to the more straight laced PC Gamer magazine (they were sister magazines owned by the same company and in the same office). They even did multiplayer contests between editors of the two magazines on a regular basis.
PCXL was the last time print magazines were actually good.
Even more today. The GOP's decade of terror fucked us all over.
They weren't faggot pussies
>implying there is a difference between parties
Oof
>Offended over anons post
You just proved him right
If you have been on the internet for any length of time you would understand how shit is the left is at meming. Like how fucking newru?
Looks epic
I'm not saying they aren't. I'm also saying /pol/ memes are almost universally trash as well
I want to place my face in half the MK girl cast’s titties, you take that back
t. degenerate impotents who will never reproduce with their defunct tiny dicklets
Thank god we've evolved since then and understood sex is inherently evil, true gamers lock their dicks up in chastity cages now, am I right fellow gamers? Be also sure to take your injections for chemical castration to stop toxic masculinity!
Obvious bait trash aside, they weren't as puritan as the extreme niche resetera audience and today's gaming "journalists" pretend to be.
It was cringe, glad it died.
way to prove him right you pedo tranny.
>tfw Zoomers will never know the pre-PC/SJW gaming culture of the 80's-early 2000's.
Based OP, boomers SEETHING ITT
Fuck you faggot
Is this a Bloodrayne thread?
rent free
The absolute state of gaming magazines in 2019 is laughably bad, magazines aimed at boomers like retro magazines and whatnot are our only hope.
Such a based series, first two games were great, shitty 2D one doesn't exist and the bad Uwe Boll abortions shouldn't be remembered. Also based Laura Bailey voicing Rayne.
Fuck yes it is.
Look bro not trying to start some shit with you but im pretty sure that 90s video games were not the fucking peak of western civilization you retard lmao.
Back then video games were aimed at men and not at trannies
>he gave the playboy ticket to Chum
kek
>He never played the prequel.
It's unofficially related. The Stranger is not Rayne's contact "Darkman" in BR1 either.
Holy shit, gimme source on this
>He never played the prequel's sidequels
She was proto Rayne.
> game developers used to release official art depicting half naked female protagonists and outside of a couple of "concerned parents groups" no one gave a shit or threw a temper tantrum online
> The few female gamers that were around used to view strong, sexy female videogame characters are role models or people to strive to be like instead of artificial constructs that were a threat to their own femininity
IMO the modern times are even more based because we get stuff like pic related.
>reminder that the bitch betrays you in the vampire lord mission
The Blair Witch games are really fucking underrated. Even the 3rd one which was clearly rushed as fuck.
Irine Meier
Why are you showing us a screencap of you searching your porn folder?
>ywn build a classic gaming machine with CRT to play these games as they were meant to be played.
>back then
>"wow who enjoys this white anime trash
>now
>"wow there's some charm back rather than the endless sea of kyoani sameface
Agreed, very good trilogy. I still remember the forest explorarion and cool gadgets from the first game
epic
Good riddance. This kind of shit unironically breeds a nazi mindset.
aaaah I want a rayne gf!!!!
Boomers used to do stuff
Now it’s millenials
That’s why everything is so shit nowadays
Things were less homosex back then, but girls like
give me hope for the future yet.
I miss it bros...
Pay no mind to that retard user, now that journalism is a game of competition and has changed what journalism actually is with the rise of the internet, gaming magazines and printed press feel outdated to many.
This usually means that magazines and whatnot have become climber journalism, in that people are hired to write articles fresh out of college, and will move on to more profitable venures later on. Young people are politically aware, especially if they are journalists or pursue a career to be one, so it's easy to understand why they might get overly political at times.
Then there's legitimately shit journalism that relies on clickbait because it's cheap and doesn't require them to compete with your Facebook wall or Youtube videos to compete for your attention, you'll click it because you're pissed off.
There's tons of good gaming magazines still around, but be sure to check the people writing for it, and then the page where they talk about the gaming biz. If you don't like their tone then buy something else.
>tranny
Just get a mac. They can only run classic games at 30 fps.
Previous generation was dumb enough to fall for ads.
I know op, its pathetic isnt it.
Do you ever see women that are so attractive that you feel a tiny bit of physical pain?
I'm not even that much of a loser and I feel this lonely. I can only imagine what it's like for the KHVs and true Incels out there.
I dont think nocturne/blair witch were released for it. I know Bloodrayne was.
Can probably get some old optiplex for free and toss in some geforce 2.
>googled Stevie Killcreek Case
>actual game dev
>and hot
What the fuck. It was a different time back then.
With the reboot game coming out I would kill for a re-release of those games since they are a bitch to run on modern hardware but I doubt it will ever happen.
OH NO NO NO NO! POLFRIENDS I THOUGHT OLD VIDYA WAS OUR GUYS!!!!! WTF
>implying that the modern games aren't even MORE sexualized
oh you silly old boomer
I just laughed out loud for the first time in days.
Thank you user.
She had a playboy shoot too.
Also beat John Romero in quake DM. the replay is still hosted some places.
>What the fuck was wrong with the previous generations?
Who knows?
t. /pol/tard
Shoo shoo back to your containment board.
Ask yourself, is it honestly okay to have a video game character that looks like that? Is it normal? Is it healthy?
you first retardera, go back to your hate speech safe space hugbox.
Yes. Now fuck off back to resetera.
If you take the screenshot back with you make sure to blur out the thumbnails though, or you'll get a vacation.
I am convinced Rayne is why I have a femdom and vampire fetish
I can make them run amazingly well with the right configuration + an API wrapper under any modern hardware. I can make you a pack with all the games when I have some free time. Only major issue is that if you boost the resolution to obscene levels (around 4k or above), some interactions with the scenario are all fucked (much harder to pick up items or open doors)
So which bloodrayne game is the best? I can't decide, they both have their own strong sides, even though second game feels a bit more casualized. Anyway the series seems to be extremely underrated.
Ask yourself, is it honestly okay to shitpost on Yea Forums and force your opinion on everyone? Is it normal? Is it healthy?
Its barely a video game.
2 has better gameplay and visuals.
>You will never read gaming magazines in the bus on your way to school ever again
what game?
Is anyone else tired of men with fetish for women?
>we can rebuild her
Explain
Don't worry about it user. I played through all 3 of them pretty recently but I appreciate the sentiment.
But no weapons besides two pistols, which is a shame.
It's a fapbait gacha, ofc they're gonna have things like that. Stop sperging. It's not like we have outfits like this in mainstream JRPG's.
what the fuck is wrong with you?
They had testosterone
Well, well, well, how the turns table.
Tried Nocturne recently?
Are you motherfuckers talking about me?
yeah, well, back then Nazi didn't mean 'everyone who isn't up to date on what letter comes after T in LGBT'
I might replay it once it gets closer to Halloween. I've got the disc lying around somewhere though don't go through any trouble.
LGB is fine but T needs to be removed, Trannies are not people and body mutilation is mental illness.
Some of us shouldn't
If you want a board where men have a fetish for men instead have you thought of checking out resetera?
Have sex. Have sex incel
Back then the hot take was SJW mothers, conservatives literally trying to outlaw video games, and people complaining about blowing up towelheads in every game.
I'll sure yiu'll manage some tumblrista's political reading of A Link To The Past if you've been around as long as I have.
Honestly, I have probably 15 or so PCXLs in a box at home.
They didn't really have testosterone, looking back at them now they're pretty sad attempts at being Maxim for gamers. They're about as Manly as The Man Show was.
That said, teenage me loved that shit. And it was great softcore porn for the time, since we only had dialup and my parents would get pissed if I was online during the day.
I don't see anything different, I still see that decadent western behavior and culture of gaming journalists behind it. You don't see it? The patronizing tone, the juvenile tone, the narcissism. They may have changed the wallpaper but the inherent structure is still the same. I've read so many shit from 1980s and 1990s gaming "journalists" that its shocking how consistent the behavior is. Behavior doesn't change within decades, and westerners still have those "traits" that make them so unpleasant these days.
Also, lol, just as I was about to click post I just noticed the "hunting nazi" part. Nothing. Absolutely nothing has changed, garbage back then, garbage now. Garbage in the future
I always hear ebeetos voice when i see this nigga, fuck
>hunting nazis is bad
Basically this was during a time when only men were into the hobby.
You'll notice it alot when dudes get into something women don't. Nothing but sex and action. Don't know what the female equivalent of this is though.
stupid romance and feelings. Every modern blockbuster has "that scene", where they have some retarded emotional prattle that doesnt make sense if you give it 2 seconds of thought
>Bloodrayne 3
>you can cut trannies into pieces
I can dream...
You have too much sense for this board, this thread is just another FUCK RESETERA AND FUCK TRANNIES thread that wasn't no real discussion and just wants a circlejerk over how much they hate that website that nobody gives a shit about.
I honestly miss the days when reddit was Yea Forums's boogeyman
I just want it to pick up off the post end bit where Rayne essentially becomes a new lord and the evil men in robes in secret illuminati meeting are mad over it alongside Brimstone Society becoming high tech 'space marines' and shit.
> Takes advantage of obscure German movie insurance and tax laws that were created in an attempt to boost the country's film industry to make shitty movies that bomb while he still pockets an obscene amount of money
> Picks videogame franchises because he can get the rights super cheap
> Talks Kristanna Loken into showing her tits in the Bloodrayne movie
> Cameos in the Postal movie as himself and makes jokes about financing his movies with stolen Nazi gold and jewish gold teeth stolen from concentration camps
> Challenges his critics to a boxing match and beats the shit out of all of them (including that fag Lowtax)
> Does all of this so that he'll have enough money to finance his own scripts and personal film projects that he actually takes seriously
> Is currently married to a qt3.14 Canadian brunette woman
How is it possible for one man to be so based?
Kinetica
> Challenges his critics to a boxing match and beats the shit out of all of them (including that fag Lowtax)
He's a professional boxer and specifically did background checks to pick out critics that had no chance against him in the ring actually. the man's a hilarious coward and a fraud.
Faovourite design?
I legit like 8 a lot.
4 or 8
Every critic knew that he had boxing skill and still stepped into the ring with him.
They knew what they were getting into and they let their hubris lead them into taking a beating from the Raging Boll.
soccer moms and evangelical protestant pastors were never as successful at pressuring the industry as far-left trannies
the Liara "sex" scene in ME made it to Fox News and it still wasn't censored
nowadays some schizo in a wig makes an angry tweet and a dev studio is ruined
>Badass section
>Win Alladin
Kinda impressed they even used "dumbass" on this magazine. What time to live.
this only reminds me that RTX is the same shitty gimmick as FX used to be
Guilty of being too based.
>movie critic can't throw punches
i doubt he needed background checks to know that
also, someone pls post his account from that movie review site. the guy is a shitposting genius and way more self-aware than anyone would think
Legit wanted the 3rd game to use the same model as her cutscene
youtube.com
she came back in 2012. I can't wait for the 2019 model.
6
8
voted by both my brain and my dick separately
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> Implying they would have a half naked female mascot in this modern day era of "make females even remotely sexually attractive and half of the internet will shit themselves with feminist rage"
The next benchmark program will feature a stronk black soldier woman with a shaved side haircut beating the shit out of multiple men twice her size while fully clothed in black tactical gear, I guarantee it
>people already forgot about this one
it was also in the game you could buy it in the krypt
one can dream
i have this faint hope that at least some companies will realize their target consumers are incorrigible shitlords so they're better off pandering to their shitlord tastes again
nvidia is a good candidate imo since they're dependent on the most vocal segment of gamers
6, looks like a giant
>in 2012 you could still call girls beautiful without a tranny kvetching
Probably brain damage
>can run this demo with an amd card with some text editing
Her facial expressions are the best part about her. Such a cutie.
>in 2012 booth babes were a thing
>i have this faint hope that at least some companies will realize their target consumers are incorrigible shitlords so they're better off pandering to their shitlord tastes again
Kingdom Come: Deliverance literally did this and as of February of this year it sold over two million copies.
Any modern sales figures from after that might not be very accurate since it was included in a Humble Monthly, but it looks like the game sold pretty well.
Glad thats over.
fag
there's a secret to see her tits
What the trick? Wireframe mode?
Guys, can anyone help me
I'm trying to find one of these old adverts that was literally the first thing I ever jerked off to. It would have been in a mid to late 90s PC mag and it had a woman with no underwear sat with her legs wide apart and the game was covering up her pussy
the joke part is that there's barely anything in KCD that could be considered pandering
i remember this one part in the Prologue where Henry checks out Tereza's ass, but there's not much else that could be considered dudebro humor or teenager sexual fantasies
KCD only got that label because it didn't specifically pander to the SJW left
nevermind, found it
its called pandering to your customer base you fucking contrarian faggot
kek, bullethell games using adverts like this is almost as bad as gacha shit.
hot, actually smart and not a credit stealing whore, beat the industry legend at quake?
why does i only heard about her in 2019
>Zoomers are now nostalgic for the downfall shit era (LATE 2000s-early 2010s)
Would make the feminists look bad in comparison. Gotta keep her hidden.
we had the same thing in Germany
it was called PC Action
it was basically 120 pages a month of sexist and racist jokes of the lowest caliber
they maybe reviewed 10 games max and the rest was just bawdy jokes and the journalists bullying each other
if they didn't have some boothbabe or scantily clad artwork to put on the cover they hired some backpage whore and dressed her up so she would vaguely look like she had something to do with videogames
13 year old me thought it was the best thing ever and in retrospect I kinda have to agree
We no longer need porn in our magazines since we can get endless amounts from the internet
Hunting members of a defunct party from before you were a sperm? People with that attitude is a mark between the sane and the religious fundamentalists.
the 80s, 90s, and first half of the 2000s were the last years of SOUL
ALSO FUCKING WATCH URUSEI YATSURA
My sister was very disappointed when they changed her look.
Mens had balls back then
Is Nvidia based for wanting to fuck fairies?
>Stevie Killcreek
MUH
man they don't make human women like they used to
this, everything is full of soi and trannytardera posters now.
Only if that fairy was a little girl.
women really went to shit huh
I've never seen female relationships come anywhere near to the fellowship of male ones.
It's because competition between women is different than competition between men.
While men compete with each other in order to establish hierarchical structures where everyone has his place, women compete with each other with the goal of completely destroying and annihilating the opposition.
It always is an evolutionary benefit for the reproduction selector of a race to eliminate rivals instead of establishing dominion over them, while it benefits the gender that doesn't control mate selection to increase their power in the world by having a following.
Men play to win
Women play to make everyone else lose
if i knew back then id nut to her pictures every day as a tribute. absolutely fucking based. wish we could time travel her from 90's to start online crusade against trannies and basedboy. imagine the collective meltdown
Post more.
Is she a fake gamer girl, or an actual gamer who happens to be a girl?
Also, the photoshoot images of this woman that were included on the demo CD were my first (successful) fap. This is the August 1999 issue and it hilariously includes a huge article about the "soon to be released" Team Fortress 2 (from back when it was still a military shooter instead of a cartoon hero shooter).
I recently found a digital copy of the issue, but sadly it didn't come with an iso of the demo CD. I was hoping to check it out again and have a nostalgia fap.
Wrong thread, fuck off.
>Lowtax: HE SAID WE WOULD GET US BOXING LESSONS WHEN WE GOT TO CANADA
Uh-huh...but Uwe's the coward here.
As a fag, I agree.
> Believing anything Lowtax says
>shaved side haircut
I fucking hate those, they look stupid and terrible
What were they thinking?
no one in their right mind likes the tumblrcut.
uwu wut dis
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Do you think less of people because they can be percieved as sexual?
So if a woman or a man wants to be sexy, they are garbage?
Tell me what other basic human needs should be taboo in your eyes, hunger, thirst or maybe even the basic necessity to take a shit.
That sounds like a great job
...
its always cool when devs fully model their characters even if they're not meant to be seen naked
Witcher 3 is a prime example.
files.catbox.moe
Ah, I remember when suggestive nudity was enough for me.
>What the fuck was right with the previous generations?
ftfy pansy cuck
porn then was better
holy shit I didn't know that
but based on the fact that there is alot of nudity in Witcher they probably just modelled all the girls boobs so they could potentially add sex scenes when they felt like it
FEELS LIKE IM WEARING
NOTHING
AT
ALL
Remember when they made SiN episodes, modeled the main villain on fetish model Bianca Beauchamp, and advertised the game with a full on pmlatex photoshoot of bianca and a model dressed in katex versions of the MC and Villains outfits?
I loved Biancabeauchamp, probably one of my top 5. I never thought I'd have pornstalgia but this thread is bringing me memories.
>Bianca Beauchamp
fucking god tier, yep, gaming really was better back then
That uncensored pic was my first videogame fap. Glorious times
Nothing at all. What is wrong with you?
homo
I think you meant to say what's wrong with the current generation?
You're lucky that you don't know how she looks now.
Men age like wine, women age like milk.
Everyone knows this.
explain lynda carter, the jew skeleton next to her can't even compete against this all american mommy
>explain lynda carter
Superior genes
No porn available
The truth has been spoken
Jizzskulls btfo
>was amateur boxer
Yeah, he has been concussed a few times
>men age like wine
Lmao. Men get bald and fat. And they all look like pedos past a certain point
Men age like shit and they tend to look like shit once they hit their 30s due to the dramatic decrease in testosterone levels. Not to talk about how all of them lose hair
everyone gets fat if they let themselves go, men and women, the difference is that a guy can still look good past 40 if he takes care of his body, where as vast majority of women just can't pull it off even if they exercise and stay in shape
lol no
>All of them lose hair
Imagine having shitty genetics. Enjoy going bald while I like all in my family enjoy full heads of hair till our end.
You wouldn't understand zoomer.
Most men look like shit after their 40s, even if they work out. Saggy skin, wrinkles and hairloss. Ugly as fuck.
>but look at Brad Pitt
Look at your father
theres a fuckton of old male actors that are still considered attractive
feel free to list some female ones
Cope femcel
Enjoy your hairline receeding and your hair density dropping. Enjoy your test levels dropping and the saggyness of your face and body. Enjoy your moobs and back pain. You are not safe
Hollywood is run by pedophiles, so every woman over 30 is dropped no matter how pretty she is. Bad context from your part.
I tell you to do something you rarely do: go outside and use your eyes.
Then you will find most men look like shit. They look so bad the few ones that look decent enough get all the pussy
All humans lose hair as they age tho, women included. The hairline receedes or they lose hair density
Post hairline
Get out of my head!
This thread needs more lewds of 100+ years old dhampires
FPBP
doesn't help when you post shit art.
anyone know of a magazine cover of a redhead alligator wrestler, in short-shorts, who was sitting on it and bending it in half?
Then post a better one
>klaviersoldaat
Is this from PU?
>glad that's over
>that was a problematic time
>happy the industry grew up
>chucking it out to some SJW retard that thought Rayne was "too sexy" for his shitty 2D flash game he made of the series.
I liked that game and thought she looked pretty good in it. What's the story on this?
Frost's ice bush
Judging from the writing, yeah it is.
>plastic thot only has one static face she can pull from one angle that makes her look above average
I think you meant "what the fuck went wrong with the current generation?"
I miss when women had the right to be sexy.
I remember GPU waifus, the boxes were kino
>Fully covered arms
>Bare torso
That is my fetish.
I miss the days when a "sex symbol" was considered a positive thing, and we could openly celebrate them.
40% yourself please
>> women never used to have the vote and outside of a couple of "suffragettes" no one gave a shit or threw a temper tantrum
times change son. also i think you've made that second line about girl gamers up based on what you want them to think, rather than actual conversations you've had with women
Many of these are leagues better than the final design. This just goes to show that you shouldn't have non-artists in an art director role.
You're an idiot, have you ever heard of Melonie Mac? She's a female gamer who has grown up with Tomb Raider and has idolized the series from the beginning. Kill yourself faggot.
>What the fuck was right with the previous generations?
ftfy
>Irina Meir
ФУ БЛЯTЬ, ФУ HAХУЙ
>I am so mad. Do you know about this ONE person? Ugh I'm shaking right now.
Пиpoжкoвa. Фaмилия этoй пpoбляди Пиpoжкoвa.
It's just another instgram attention whore with tons of photoshop and make.
>She had a playboy shoot too.
Got any pictures?
your point, comrade?
Speaking of which, does anyone has a pdf of that issue?
>Here's a mint condition baseball card
>Pulls it out from between her smelly sweaty ass cheeks
That's not mint lady
Man, Twitter is just the worst.
issuu com/search?q=girls%20of%20gaming
Not an argument :^)
It's a dream sequence.
My point is that she's a abitch and a fucking whore. Remeber the shit she pulled during that Blizzard cosplay competition?
It's because of WoW, they started to let in cancer and from there everything video games was ruined, I tried to save you Yea Forums but you have forsaken me
1 & 3
It’s Sheeva, spunk brain
translation? My Seagerman is quite rusty.
they were still heterosexual
1
jesus fuck, this looks like something out of Blood Omen's FMVs
5 (armpits), 6 (underboob), 8 (upskirt), and 9 (I like fur on outfits) are best.
I remember my mom being appealed by a video game magazine cover for Soul Calibur II with Taki where her tight ninja outfit showed off her giant tits and protruding nipples. But she never took it away from me.
Your mom has great tastes bruh
Do you know who made the first two pics?
You mean appalled, right?
Reminded me of pic related, kek
Literally all of them look better then the actual game.
it's an RTS game, the big brain genre you know
Yeah appalled*
Very very disrespectful
>gaming grows up.
>tits front and center.
yep, those were the days
they had a functional sex drive unlike you
Why follow the customs of the defective barbarians we oppose? If we are just yet another theocratic shithole or authoritarian country, there’s nothing worth fighting for.
Man it’s almost like we evolve from an semi-sensitive society into a really fucking sensitive one
take me back
The previous generation wasn't gay and addicted to opiates.
Adam Warren's art wasn't charming then and it never will be. It's literally sameface with dick sucking lips.
Learn to spot photoshop, user. It'll put your mind at ease.
I don’t know it always confuses me why they censored the nipples as well. Made jacking off so much harder as a teen when all you had was the softest soft core toddler shit like that.
Adam Warren or the other psm artist.
Evolved is not the right term, regressed would be more like it.
My friend bought Bloodrayne 2 in 8th grade, and there was 2 gigs of porn on the disk.
>getting upset video games arent trying to be other mediums
Go watch nascar or go to the movies faggot, leave my games alone.
I jacked off to this so much before I had internet
imagine if she grabbed her fat tits and ass and said well fake shit can't beat the real thing, momma still got it
hehe... gross mom *boner* im going to my room
This
they were not gay as you fag.
US neo-puratnism is cancer. Nothing to discuss.
Those 90s-00s pc boobs were ironic at least.
No humor is allowed in neo-puritan society, fuck that.
You know who else is puritan, Muslims and any other zealotic religion. Heck Catholics can be fucked up too althoug many love to f... kids. World is full of twofaced bastards. What's new?
Yes, I am not ashamed of my sexuality and my own tastes.
Living in perpetual shame seems kinda unhealthy
>Mortal Kombat and Borderlands
>what is brand recognition
Add Red Dead and Spiderman to that list.
Much as I hate to say it, "Get woke, go broke" isn't always true. Though a notable example where it was was BF5.
Get woke, go broke is true i just takes longer depending on some factors
the bigger or more successful the franchise.
How woke they go.
And their original fanbase.
when I was a teenager I unironically fapped to some of the EGM ads, that was before I knew how to find porn on the internet
no it's just how stupid your personality is jumping to fifth gear over nothing
get a grip
>unironically
Pointless filler buzzword, stop saying it
Your daily reminder that women ruin everything
speak to her, user
Имeй ceкc.
>when you prey on meth addicts
Yes
Why is that important ?
How that relates to video games ?
Imagine something like this with akham graphics
Nice
>actual game designer
>MK has uggos
>Bad weebshit game sells badly
>tried replaying first bloodrayne
>its painfull to play
i only remember finishing 2
> twisted and curvacious future
If only they knew...
>Best selling games are Mortal Kombat and Borderlands
let's see those sources
Gaming was for kids, kids became teens, teens like tits.
Ask yourself, is it honestly okay to obsess about something that’s clearly not an issue because they are non existant/fictional character? Is it normal? Is it healthy?
No I dont. Enlighten me
You seem confused.
> According to Case, she decided at this point to slowly transition out of working in the game development industry, stating in an interview:
>There was a ton of harassment and hate and sexism and abuse. People would send me hate email all the time. ... The benefit of connecting with people was so drowned out by how bad it felt to be in the spotlight.
Poor gal, i have never felt the need to register somewhere like twitter, or to write angry mails to strangers. What faggotry.
Go harass someone else.
take me back bros
COUNTRY ROADS!
>What the fuck was wrong with the previous generations?
What the fuck is wrong with you faggot?
Holy shit, is that based Ishikei? What game is that?
My son, fat fuck
They were trying hard to differentiate themselves to "adult gamers" so people wouldn't think of things like nintends babby gams from back then
I hate that they stopped doing that, fuck feminism
>more sexualized
>less aesthetic
where did we go wrong
They knew exactly what kind of person they were advertising to
purple ronnie was based
>that part where she leaps on her to bite
>that part where she slams her boots into her neck
I cannot believe I never played this series before. Time to start.
TL:DR: Boomer whines about the current generations being internet nazis, skinheads and holocaust deniers.
The last 2 lines talk about how it could be worse because in this game's setting the nazis won. and that's all the article says about the game, it's just a boomer whining with odd tryhard posh speech.
Dude calls a keyboard piano keys, Skinheads are wearing lady boots but then calls some oddly specific brand.Holocaust deniers have to go through severe mental gymnastics to not get blown away by burden of proof. It kind of reads like a Yea Forums shitpost put in google translate but instead of whining about videogames and SJW it whines about nazis.
it's just a shame that the era of unashamed sexuality in games was also an era of limited graphical capabilities
Pacшиpяй.
Literally the basicest instagram photoshopped thot that is absolutely insufferable IRL.
Russia is full of them.
nothing, its current snowflake/sjw generation that is fucked up, you ppl are cancer
>tranny is getting sensitive
boohoo freak
>"You go first"
>guy says ok
>she realizes the implications of being above him in climbing down but shrugs about it anyway
Fucking loved that game
yes
Reminder that both men and women liked when things that are sexy are shown. This current feminist movement is a turn off for both men and women. Men like looking at sexy women and women like being sexy. See instagram and all of social media. Ignore feminist lies.
fag
So in the 90s game journalists were as c*mbrained as gamers themselves, huh.
She has pronouns in her Twitter bio.
> "He's too old for me anyway"
She definitely was into him as well.
Hes (me) is right though. Completely out of place, just limp dick publishers confused what produce their making and who their audience is. Bunch of suits and mobile wankers of yesterday.
based homoerotic fake fighting enthusiast
This. And it goes both ways. Women like seeing busty girls in bra ads too, maybe because they insert themselves, maybe they like seeing the sexuality and are attracted to it
And guys like seeing buff sexy ass dudes. Look at wrestling. Look at he-man and action man. Look at dragonball.
Again maybe we like looking at it, maybe we self insert, maybe its sexy maybe its cool.
The point is: People like femininity. People like masculinity. People like sex. Dont let the cucks tear us down
it was once understood that men want to see boobies
now everyone tries to act like that's wrong and/or not acceptable
>le born in le wrong generation thread
sad cringe
>”Time to SPLIT!” *thumbs up*
My first was TS2 and I thought Cortez was some kind of vin diesel clone, all silent and bad ass and shit
Then I playes TS3 And he’s this loveable goofball, what happened? I like both but I was surprised
Only fags like boobies, get over it grampa. We are now in control, we get off of respecting women!
>We are now in control, we get off of respecting women!
I dont know why this made me laugh as much as I did
the gymbros that go around in DBZ tank tops are definitely self inserting
This
Fuck you OP
nothing was wrong
we knew how to have fun and you don't
t. 36yo user
>women never used to have the vote
And we were better for it.
Looks like robo riders or whatever. That shit from before bionicle
anyone have those ten swimsuit pages?
Nah, the world sucked more. Fact.
>Double Disc Edition
>over 1 GB of Demos, Patches, & Maps.
I miss this so much...I want to go back.
this. I dont care about how much porn we have today, I appreciate the old beauty of sexy
Cutscenes were injected into TS2 as a way to flesh out the time periods individually, devs have gone on record saying TS2 was what they wanted TS1 to be all along. Future Perfect's overarching narrative took center stage, so they had to give Cortez more personality.
Ever take a look at really old playboys? It's good shit. The outfits are simple, the poses and faces are sweet and realistic, much better than modern shit
I age like a sack of shit, don't know what you're talking about.
Still look better than most women tho.
I actually still have some PSM issues but they're in a cabinet I don't want to dig shit out of
That cover artist makes such garbage art, hes as overrated as genzoman or reiq. Shit art at the right place at the right time.
>Don't know what the female equivalent of this is though.
watch the first season of any show on the CW
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
This happened only because the gaming demographic in the early to mid 2000s was young boys between the ages of 13 and 20, the very specific demographic that liked boobs blood and gore, and being told they were "grown up" for liking those things.
If you thought gaming was better then because of these things, then you're a weak-minded simp whom these marketing teams played like a fiddle.
Also Bloodrayne was a terrible game.
and Life. And Law & Order
>If you thought gaming was better then because of these things
It was. Just because you got brainwashed by liberalism doesnt make it any less true.
remarkably basic-bitch take.
>Nuh-uh! I'm not brainwashed, *you're* brainwashed!
Nice comeback.
>Bloodrayne was a terrible game
It wasn't perfect but it was still a good game you faggot.
Who are your underrated artists then? Always interested in finding good talent.
The gaming demographic is still boys between 13-20+ unless you spoil the statistics by adding shit like mobile phone mom gamers.
Pretty much right, i wouldn't say "growing up" as much as the industry wasn't sure what it is yet, so you had such nonsense as booth babes and crap, as if its an F1 racing show. Gamedesigners and advertisers were trying to figure out how this whole thing works, thats why its the golden age of discovery, experimental games that defined genres and games that should be left burried cause theyre absolute trash. A great time of right and wrongs, while some of the garbage has filtered out, the current state of affairs is rather sterile and lacks experimentation, thus AAA games don't try to do new things 99% of the time, cause doing the same explotative formula works jut as well, so why risk it.
It's not. It's actually men between 18-35.
>Borderlands
>ugly and unsexy women
user...
>20-40 year old gamers don't like tits and ass
Just because you like to fuck kitchen appliances that doesn't mean they're hot. Unless they're running.
>18+
highschool zoomers dont play vidya no more?
Same. I used to whip it to this picture as a kid and for some reason I never became a furry.
Kids don't know how good they have it today with their own phones and tablets and access to unlimited amounts of porn of every category available.
20-40 year old gamers usually have the self-awareness to know when they're being pandered to, and don't generally buy thing with tits on the front as readily as younger people
Not as much as they used to, and certainly not if we're not counting mobile gamers.
no. Please do elaborate. with pics
>Bloodrayne was a terrible game.
Compared to other PS2 games of the genre, Bloodrayne was mediocre, not terrible. The sequel actually improved on many things, with only the "git gut with the rope" aspect the only thing that kept it from being an actual better game.
Men weren't pathetic cucks, and women didn't give a shit about videogames because they were mostly mechanical and emotionless.
When was this?
Ask me how I know you're born in the 00's
Thats nothing, in 1998 i bought a PlayStation magazine that straight up had an image of Street Fighter Sakura with one tit out and no skirt fingering her own pussy, an image drawn by a well known SS hentai artists. I couldn't fucking deal with what i was seeing at age 8. The nipple and pussy were censored but the tit was out, her naked stomach and legs out and i could see the trufts of pubic hair from behind the censor.
To be fair, kids today have a surplus of r34 that we oldies had to work to get
>hiding vhs and porn magazines
>looking for obscure hentai websites
>trading material with your bros
>outright drawing out own porn
>fapping to just simple teases or implications of nudity
Everyone gets this wrong.
You can like sexy stuff. Literally nothing and nobody stopping you, especially in the year 2019, when you have access to all the sexy stuff in the world literally in the palm of your hand.
What we hate, is being pandered and talked down to, as consumers. The tacit agreement that we'll buy anything, regardless of quality, if it's got tits and ass on the cover. It's literally the creators of these things looking down on you and not seeing a human being to be entertained, but a walking penis who will pay anything to be placated.
It's not the women in these games that are being objectified, it's you.
I used to buy some Xbox magazine that had several pages of phone sex ads at the back. I'm no prude but I do think it's wrong to have that kind of thing in a publication whose main demographic is 12-16 year olds guess why I kept buying it
You. That's what's wrong. It's all you.
I used to beat off to this same ad.
>What we hate
What you hate. Stop talking for everyone else.
>our boyfriend
what kind of cuck shit is this
>What time to live
i think you mean, "remember when nobody had to pander to women(female) and their beta orbiters"
Yep, asian gatcha trash and lazy ass unimaginative supermodel-like mmorpg character deisigns makes me want to throw up. Can't see asian market as respectable when they consume gutter trash like this. Its the equivelant of mobile games making games with exploitative mechanics, or lootbox trash. In plain sight with no game or artistic merit.
I remember this.
>fapping to just simple teases or implications of nudity
This. Nothing like using a barely revealing casual clothes Morrigan on a yellow page as a material. Dark times indeed.
>photoshop
>makeup
>attractive
yeah maybe, not just real
I miss the simpler times
>sex sells
does not equal
>anything unsexy doesn’t sell
Retard
>Sneaking into the living room in the middle of the night to get on the family computer and cranking one out to bad jpg fakes of Gillian Anderson.
WHY COULDN'T SHE BE MAKING STUFF LIKE THIS BACK IN THE 90'S? AAHHHH!!
The people slurping up Shallow Anime Tiddies Game #9649464 are the overwhelming minority no matter how much you shout "SEX SELLS" (which interestingly enough a lot of studies are finding isn't true at all
MY FETISH. BUT TRANNIES ARE RUINING MY FETISH?!
Whyyyyy, why do dilaters with screams louder than anything else exist?
I still have PC Игpы and Cтpaнa Игp issues about hentai. CDs too
Please. The shit from the late 90's to mid 00's was nothing but the downhill slide on a mountain of shit from the early/mid-80's to the mid-90's, back when cartoons and other children's media was all about action, adventure, story telling, and selling fuck awesome toys and video games.
youtube.com
>are the overwhelming minority
You sound like one of those feminine orbiter types, so I'm going to tell you now, 99% of men do love tits and ass. Every thing we do in life is for the affection of the opposite sex, and none of your gender studies can do anything about it.
Dilate.
dilate and cope
Nah none of those were as good as the chain of The Animated Series, Beast Wars, Reboot, and of course, Power Rangers.
>playing Street Fighter
>Sakura would do a high kick showing me all of her thighs, her hips, her pantsu but more importantly that little muscle tendon that connects the inner thighs to the groin that i had seen on girls irl in gym class
i masturbated a lot before puberty and couldn't even tell you what my dick had anything to do with girls bodies but i needed it.
Go 40% and rope
We didn't see sex as evil.
Unless you were a righty christcuck that is.
I actually wonder sometimes if things would have never changed had the internet twats of the world died off all at once. Without them I wonder if the SJW movement would have happened at all.
That's nothing. UK gaming magazines had adverts for hentai and porn on the back pages. Like "TEXT ANIMEBABES to 8999 FOR HOT MMS HENTAI girls".
Can't eradicate all of the mentally ill i'm afraid. No matter how long it takes, or how hard we control or advertise good behaviour there will always be that one person whois got his screws loose enough to take it too far.
>2003
>video game magazine back page
>literally a "text number for x phone wallpaper" of bart Simpson sweating away smashing the fuck out of a naked, drooling and grateful Lisa in the literal artstyle of the show
you would go to fucking prison now for printing that
Who cares.
Nigger.
dilate
>Every thing we do in life is for the affection of the opposite sex
I like how you call other people orbiters while admitting you're a gamer who can't have an independent thought that doesn't involve women or pleasing women.
The 30 year old boomer works really well here since you're basically the equivalent of the sex-starved bachelor spending all his money at stripclubs pretending it's what normal people do
What the fuck
Post proofs
It was a pretty unique and interesting racing game. Underappreciated in its time. Fell by the wayside like so many other games, lost in the tide of shovelware. Kind of in the same vein as Einhander.
Remember when you ordered a new Graphics Card and Lara Croft would deliver it to your house?
user we are talking about 2003 or some shit here i dont still have those mags. Its true though. The page was usally red iirc
How have you not heard about Stevie Case? She did a nude shoot too
>>bought a bunch of old gaming magazines from a garage sale
>>they are full of articles and ads like this
>What the fuck was wrong with the previous generations?
Sophomore years of gaming
What's funny is how many girls would jump at a change to get a job for these promotions these days.
What's not funny is they'll shortly try to cause a controversy of the job for gibs.
Hiring princesses and similar costumed entertainers for kids parties these days is so frigging cheap in Southern California. So many cosplay sluts.
You still can like things if you are into men of furry faggotry.
Do you still have the page 3 models? I was always jealous of that.
Why can't I get this game running at 1080p? I tried using only 1 cpu core it still crashes on launch,
>пиpoжкoвa
Бpaтaн мoмeнт. Кoгдa-нибyдь Yea Forums пoймeт.
>Quake
>not the peak of Western Civilization
zoomzoom
There is no "we" user, there is plenty of people who are either too stupid to notice or just don't care if they are being overly pandered too.
Whats there to get? Did she turn into a fat cow after eating cakes?
Can you imagine being that kid?
Yeah, stranger lady please leave my room, im scared.
>tfw no Mad Men spiritual sequel of 90s advertisers
Where are all these whores now in their 40's? Doing milf shoots now?
Married some beta with money, divorced and are now living on his ayylmoney / child support payments.
My sister wont even play MGSV because Quiet offends her
Did Quiet call her a fat pig?
I can't believe this meme is that old.
We had actual balls and didn't get offended at everything.
>Kinetica
And they later did God of War
This is false. All studies from the 2000s found that the average age of a gamer was about 30, I remember reading that in both a Game Informer and PSM.
I remember about 10 years ago, a monthly issue EGM Brasil came with a big poster of a sexy woman with controllers covering her nipples or something like that. It was more controversial than you think, they even apologized later, if I recall correctly. I tried to find said poster now but failed...
based.
i remember ads like these. I fapped so hard back when i was 16. 2006 was a good time for video games.
They birthed people like you.
Also this pic of Miss Whiplash from Zzap64!
It's also because most people are to lazy/poor to go see a doctor and get treatment. Hair loss can mostly be prevented, and getting test prescribed by a doctor if your low is not that hard.
Lolis back in the 90s
Yes and no.
In 2000, the median age was 30. The mean was closer to 40, and the mode was around 38.
In 2000, video games were still seen as toys for (admittedly older) kids, so all the marketing was targeted toward those kids, to get their parents to buy for them. That didn't stop being the predominant strategy until the PS3/360 gen.
All the marketing around the 2000s was an attempt to keep up with all the kids who were born between 1989 and 1991, who grew up playing SNES/Genesis, and comprised the bulk of the gaming demographic at the time.
Voltron alone eats all those alive and shits them right back out. CAR Voltron.
I wouldn't be salivating over the cover girl even in the least, but very very very much so over those discs
Yep.
Can confirm. My female cousin used to play a lot of Tomb Rider and she's a policewoman now. Found some dead guy recently, but she's used to it nowadays.
Come to think of it, it's not just male zoomers who are pussies, female zoomers are pussies too.
uncuck yourself
>2004
>hot women
>fast cars
>big guns
Good times man
Yup, those were the times.
Irine is the best. Round ass too.
I'm sorry, she's hot, but I just can't get past the lineup.
>Quake III
>Unreal Tournament
>Wheel of Time
>Daikatana
>Planescape Torment
There's something not quite right here.
>no trigger discipline
>gun in mouth
What barbaric times.
I was just watching vids on youtube of her snaps. She is hotter when she talks in those.
But it is. A strong one. Maybe if you had the most basic of knowledge about statistics you would understand that.
Sexism.
What kind of paper mache personality do you have that a post on Yea Forums qualifies as having someone's opinion forced on you?
Hold on what is this bloodrayne prequel business?
Jennifer Aniston. Angelina Jolie. Salma Hayek. Courtney Cox. Judy Greer. Charlize Theron.
Hello pedophile. Does your family know yet?
No they don't. That's an outright lie that's been sold to you by people who want to push their political agenda and keep you angry at the Other. Next time you see someone claiming that, apply an ounce of critical thought to what they're saying and shockingly, you might find that what they claim the big bad sjws are saying is not remotely what they are actually saying.
I always loved the story of the EQ player who's daughter ended up being the model,for the elf girl.