Le port machine

>le port machine

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sneed

feed

based

rent free

I guess you could call it a portable.....

And That's a Good Thing!

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>port machine
>doesnt even have tp/ww hd
do they hate money or is replacing stamps and the tingle bottle that hard again

yes but odyssey and three houses

>fire emblem
shit taste

have you played any of them or are you just angry at all the waifufags around here?

People obsess over anything, that's not a problem, RPGs are inherently bad games, they rely on interesting story telling to keep you hooked, FE is nowhere near interesting or unique.

It is a port machine but what makes it great is that its getting exclusives into 2020 and its portable. I don't have to worry about where I go because I can play all these awesome games I missed out on.

Plus I have a hacked one, free games forever.

it's an srpg though, the strategy part's what matters. i mean, i'll always prefer the snes ones, but it's still a good time

Yeah nah, we both know what's the selling point of that shit. Nintendo really nailed it though, it seems like weebs love it and they can just make some anime characters and slap some shitty excuse of gameplay on it and call it a new game.

the only thing we both know is that you've never touched one of those games and think you know what you're talking about

>IT'S NOT BAD, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT
lol, funny how you just talk about me instead of the game, which is the subject of this reply chain.

LEL

>no Carlos pic
god damn it, you had one job.
ONE JOB

The question is:
Is it worth?

name one problem with FE's gameplay
I'll wait

Huh? Why should I? fuck off user, go play your weebshit if you are going to start asking for lists.

Turn based combat. It's an inherent design flaw.

>can't actually say anything wrong with the gameplay in the strategy game
alright we're done here

At least it's a system that benefits ports by having handheld mode.

It's not like with regular consoles where there's really no reason for the ports to exist.

Like Nintendo games? Yes
Hate Nintendo games? No

if you actually criticized the gameplay instead of talking shit about the marketing, i'd accept your opinion on it being bad. as it stands, you just sound like somebody who's never played a single entry in the series

Only if you can get an older one that's hackable.
Latefags get a better batterylife but it's not worth it.

How? It's not like a regular JRPG where it really does boil down to "press strong attack to win", Fire Emblem has actual strategy and you can't even grind in all of them

I already said RPGs are inherently bad games, specially turn based games, even more when they add shitty gimmicks, it always go like this
-get into battle move/pick attacks
-watch an animation
-watch numbers go up
-repeat

Same shit all the time, you can always cheese this games because there's fucking nothing else than that.

Turn based strategy is just worse than RTS or RTWP. It's not as bad as a traditional RPG, but it's still not great.

>friendship is magic or something so stay together
>move to a spot
>attack
>actual strategy

>move/pick attacks
yeah, you're talking about turn-based rpgs a-la final fantasy and the like. wrong genre friendo

Faggots

>move to a spot
>get killed because your positioning is shit

Fire Emblem isn't an RPG you retard

>FE is not turn based
>you don't move your shit around to get better """positioning"""
>you don't pick attacks
lol faggot in denial

How hard it is to fucking move to a different spot after you fuck up once? No, really, even Worms have more strategy than that shit.

turn-based strategy is not the same thing as turn-based combat. you don't call chess 'turn-based combat' unless you're a massive brainlet

>fuck up once
>permadeath

get dunked on

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>BBBUT IT HAS A DIFFERENT NAME AND A GIMMICK
lol what the fuck is this semantics shit, how can you be so retarded that you do some mental gymnastics to reach to this?

you're trying too hard, we all know you're just grasping at straws.

Holy shit I had to check twice if the video wasn't looping, what does this shit prove? My point? because it did.

So it's a Vita but has first-party Nintendo titles to keep it afloat (barely) between ports?

>NNNNOOOO IT'S NOT BAD YOU ARE WRONG REEE
Of course.

more or less. i always compare it to the ouya, but successful and also portable (indie port-machine extraordinaire, android-based)

it's not really to prove a point, I'm just enjoying you two arguing.
The webm is just funny, the shield character is OP and is supposed to tank hits but gets wrecked by a nameless NPC.

still waiting on that actual argument that isn't
>i hate rpgs so it's automatically bad regardless if i've played any of them and fuck you

And it also shows how abysmal the "gameplay" is which was my point from the beginning.

Switch isn't android based, it runs Horizon.
All the emulators on Horizon have to be specifically re-written because it's not android.
Android needed to be ported by the community and it's dual-booted, not functional within the normal switch os.

>bbbut that doesn't count

I don't really care about which of you wins I just like posting that webm.

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>someone fucks up and gets their incredibly strong unit killed because of bad positioning
>this proves the gameplay is bad somehow
???

>keep it afloat (barely)

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ah i did not know that. does horizon not have anything android-related? i could have sworn i read that somewhere

>bad positioning
>gets crit by a x4 hit archer 3 times in a row
I like FE but you're delusional

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How can you watch that video and not tell there's something extremely wrong? Do you not see the same animation looping? Who gives a shit about what you posted when gameplay is so shit

the pinnacle of mediocrity

that's not necessarily the gameplay being bad, that's just an overly ridiculous example of why you don't want to fuck up

Switch uses the Tegra X1 chipset which the android TV based Nvidia Shield Tv also runs.
I'm sure Horizon is probably based on unix as is PS4 and android but it's just not the same OS.

You might be confused because the Tegra X1 uses ARM CPU cores which is what allows the switch to be so power efficient.

i hope you someday learn to base your opinions on actual experiences instead of hearsay and generalizations. you'll appreciate life more.

...

>just sold my PS4
>about to put my Switch up for sale too
being idort is overrated

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>>being idort is overrated
I hear that.
I like my Switch because I can pirate on it and it's a cool portable emulator, the games themselves are meh.
PS4 is a joke, I used to pirate on it but I updated for RDR2 and that was a complete waste.
If PS5 will have backwards compatibility with digital titles I'll probably sell the PS4, I only really cared for Bloodborne anyway.

>funny how you just talk about me instead of the game
this is how the conversation started

I dont care for anime, my GF hates anime and we both love FE.
Checkmate

I'm not the one claiming the game is good or posting unrelated shit retard, sorry you have shit taste, the game is bad and you are not able to prove the contrary.

I've never even tried pirating but I know even that would just extend the life of my consoles for a short while
I'd rather just make some extra cash and get rid of the clutter at this point

i'm not 'able to prove the contrary' because good and bad are not absolute and taste is subjective, and i haven't been trying to do so. all i've been asking this whole time is why you, specifically, don't like it, and you can't give me one answer that isn't just blanket statements about rpgs that have little-to-no relevance on the game in question.

>bbut that doesn't count
last (you) for the attention whore

>any game
>oh my gosh oh my gosh I hope it's ported to switch!

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>Yea Forums post
>oh my gosh this would be perfect with a pepe!

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>noooOOOOOO MAKE MORE OC FOR ME TO STEAL STOP POSTING THAT ANTISEMITIC FROG

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You don't even have to do that. Just steal some non-rage comic tier memes. Is that really too much to ask?

frogs aren't antisemitic, people kill people, with guns!

seething

cope, pope

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