HOLY SHIT GUYS

I can't believe he's pushing for the 28th amendment about the "right to buy Skyrim more than once"

obummer is gone bros

>we will fund the wall via paid mods
Not only one hour and its already lying.

When Ninja became his VP, obviously. Don't you watch the news?

kek

It’d be worth it for the memes alone.

Howard is a good president, but I don't agree with his policy regarding distributing Skyrim to the poor. They should just hunker down and work hard and then they could buy it themselves, they don't need Big Government stepping in to satisfy their need for Skyrim

IT WAS ACE'S TURN! REEEEEEEE

>yfw Todd was the one leading the global government the entire time

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Agreed. They should have just distributed fallout 4 and left Skyrim for the wealthy

The right to keep and bear duplicate copies of Skyrim SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

Fake. Phil was the 46th.

ok guys, I have Information that will lead to Todd Howard's real height, and he

Thank god Dumf(Short for dumb fuck) is finally gone.

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dude guys, this actually...ain't a bad idea
let's meme todd into presidency!!!

HOLY SHIT ITS REAL

TODD HOWARD JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>"Yeah, it's me"
>"Our moment has come, assimilate the VIPs"

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jej

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billions of dollars on skyrim subsidy will do more for the economy that propping up shitty farmers

>Todd Howard (born 1969 or 1970)[1] is an American video game designer, ...
What

I really like Bethesda.

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whats his tax policy?

Our new military will be composed solely of stealth archers, mountain climbers, and glitching cavalry.

Read my lips:
"It just works"

>September 26th, 2019
D-did Todd coup Trump?

It's not a coup if the president bows down willingly.

HOW WAS HE BORN TWICE?

tax breaks for anyone who owns skyrim on every platform

Re-release

>military recruiters clipping into specific walls with bad collision, then telling high schoolers that the army will teach you to clip through anything

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So there's multiple Todds running around?

>the lies of todd
he would be a good president to be honest senpai

>thought this was just a shitty joke
>it's actually real
What the fuck

>sneak out of the recruitment bullshit by sticking a bucket on the recruiter's head

It's a common point of confusion. Todd Howard was born November 11th 1969, Todd Howard: Legendary Edition was born June 4th 1970

Guys, do not fall for my manlet brother's lies. Pirate his games.

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This made me laugh way harder than it should.

Dem or Rep?

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Sky.

Both. He was endorsed by every single political party, and got 100% of the popular vote and electoral college.

>Todd Howard GOTY Edition
>Todd Howard Online
>Super Todd Howard
>T2dd H2ward
>Skyward

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thalmor, he's playing both sides

I can't believe he nuked Russia just because Putin criticized Skyrim.
I mean Skyrim is perfect in every way, but a public execution would have sufficed.

Can’t leave if he was never in office

Non-partisan. A bomb nuked all DC so no politician is left alive. The few governors and generals agreed they needed someone that could unite the country. So they went for someone charismatic, honest, and most importantly, of considerable height.

>had to pay 59,99$ to vote him

Worth it.

livertarian so you know he’s a real faggot

>A bomb nuked all DC so no politician is left alive
Perhaps someone should investigate President Howard in regards to this.

Imperial or Stormcloak?

>59,99$
Now how'd a non-American cast a legitimate ballot?

Found one more Todd

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The Livertarian party? What are their policies?

People are considered as American citizens if they bought Skyrim 5 times

How'd he beat JEB!

>Had to pay $5,99 more to vote for Molyneux as VP

Libertarian

Banning all forms of food except liver.

Hey Toddler, you can build that wall with the unsold Fallout 76 copies.

BLUMPF!

based retard

Yes. Remember to check your pockets.

>a wall four times the size of the border
holy based

>see that wall, you can climb it

/phg/ when?

>see that mounting national debt?
>you can pay it off

If he runs he has my vote, no matter the party.

>don't own copy of fallout 76
It's to the labour camp with you user.
Have fun working on the next Elder Scrolls mobile for the rest of your shitty life.

MY FELLOW AMERICANS
WE WILL NOW TAKE TO THE STAR...FIELD
BUY MY GAME OR RISK GETTING SHOT

>at the end of my first term there will be 200 unique genders

Hello user, this is Todd Howard from the future!

I just wanted to thank you for your purchaise of all versions of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Fallout 4 and The Elder Scrolls VI: ...
Wait, this is 2019, right? I almost spoiled something really cool, heh.
Anyway, thanks to you I could afford that expensive therapy and can spend a couple more years on this beautiful planet.

Sincerely,
Todd Howard, President of the United States.

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>Trump
>not president for life
lmao

The King of Israel!

Grey Mane or Battle Born?

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You'll be begging for the clown back once Todd installs a MiB in every home to be sure we're all buying skyrim again.

fpbp

Wait so seriously when was Todd born? How old is he?
Does anybody even know?
CAN it be known?

What does this all mean?

>fixes the deficit by pumping the economy
IS THERE NOTHING TODD CAN'T DO?

Todd sent a Terminator to the past in order to remaster his child self.
But seriously, no one know, except probably for old Bethesda and maybe PCGamer, since they kept interviewing him way back then.

>See that health care plan, you can keep it

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>"Where Were You When the Dragon Broke?" was actually written about Todd's birth.
Everything finally makes sense.

FROM ANOTHER PLACE NOT FROM OUTER SPACE
BUT FROM SOME PLACE EVEN HIGHER

He just never made it public so they're rough guesses

OY VEY

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>Todd Howard gets assassinated
>He just loads an old quicksave
Can't stop winning!

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He got the launch codes off Reddit

>9gag.com

>475663094
fuck off back to 9gag

>Didn't want to boot up Morrowind and kill an essential NPC for the sake of a joke
>Image has 9gag watermark
Man, next time I'll just do it myself.

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TRUMPHT

>Le Manlets Terrible was a United States Government project developed in the early 1970s,

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See that wall? You can climb it.

Todd Howard II
Todd Howard II Turbo
Todd Howard II Championship Edition
Super Todd Howard II

See that wall?

We can build it together.

As much as I can be critical of Nintendo, I really like that they get developers to climb up the corporate ladder, so the business side understands the development side. Directors eventually become producers and so on. Some other Japanese video game companies also do that to varying degrees. The west is the exact opposite, the business side is full of trust fund baby suits who either don't care about or actively despise games.

That's all? Three more and I'm a burger.

Wait, who's his VP?

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hurr hurr

See that wall?

No, you don't. Because it doesn't exist.

No one man should have all that power.

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The Freakster

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Hodd Toward

Not only did he eat a scoop, indeed, he ate two!

who else could it be?

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>I will pretend to act stupid! Ha Ha I'm acting stupid on purpose!
fucking pathetic faggots go back to /r/eddit

>2020
>Todd Howard has somehow won the election running as an independent with the campaign slogan "It Just Works"
>his first day in office he writes a slew of executive orders
>every town in America is to construct a life size 1:1 statue of him at the center
>it towers at 7 feet, 6 inches
>the years go by
>wake up at 6 am for work and groggily start to get ready
> 6:30 am, the front door won't unlock until a fresh copy of Skyrim: Game of the Year Edition™ has been purchased
>try to remember which system I haven't purchased it for
>it's not easy as there are thousands of new consoles that support it to meet with demands
>i finally purchase one copy
>the door hisses open
>i hesitate for a moment and grab a Nuka Cola™ cup and uncork a whiskey, bracing myself for another day pressing Skyrim copies into vinyl for the newest release
>i drink deeply
>too late I realize I forgot to redeem the Skyrim code underneath the bottle cap
>i have minutes before Todd Howard personally shows up to my house
>i dash to my VAULT-TEC™ Closet of the Year Edition™
>I rip it open to reveal the immense collection of Bethesda games
>i take a moment to select a disc
>it's Skyrim
>with one swift motion the disc is in two
>i take the cowards way out and ram the jagged disc into my wrist
>feel in my last moments my ancestors are smiling at me

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is turn on cnn a copypasta yet?

seethe more, tranny
you’ll never pass

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Underrated

>seethe more
Not him, but you literally got triggered by 15 words

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Rezo?

>>every town in America is to construct a life size 1:1 statue of him at the center
>>it towers at 7 feet, 6 inches
Why would he show himself 1 feet shorter?

ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

RENT FREE

>VAULT-TEC™ Closet of the Year Edition™
Okay that's pretty good.

Thanks I'm glad someone likes my pasta

Kek

fpbp means first post best post.
Was the post you replied to the first post, newfriend?

Yea OP mentioned the president so thinking of the president is an odd situation you're right

rent free

Aren’t we all todds

fpbp

Pete "give her the goofballs" Hines

look carefully
counting and spelling might be hard for you
but I know you can figure it out if you try

WOW, bugged election mechanics

>he actually nuked boston

Someone needs to photoshop Todd onto that pic of Jeb with his arms out in front of a US map saying he won every state.

well, everyone was toddler at some point

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT MY-, I MEAN TODD'S HEIGHT?

>didn't buy Skyrim before this happened
I'm fucking dead, am I?

>Not him

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also not this guy or even that guy before him but I have seen this scoops meme for years and finally looked up the clip expecting colbert to sperg out about scoops... Or at least shout SCOOPS. Or be angry. Or react to it in any way. He barely mentions it

Even in this thread it is so obvious it's just you posting that shit. I'm cringing my man.

This image has never failed to bring me joy.

>I'm cringing my man
r/cringe

i guess the fact that he even mentioned it is evidence media is obssesed with Trump
i never saw before news mentioned some politician ate scoops and that's bad/not bad? why was it even in a fucking news in the first place
also when i was in usa for two days first thing i saw in american news was how Trump is wearing too big trousers
they're fucking mental over him

One time I bumped into Todd Howard (I mean I literally bumped into him) walking out of some club in LA. He turned around and audibly scoffed at me (probably to let his faggot ass friends know he doesn't take no shit, they were also manlets).
I shoved the living shit out of him and he almost fell over, only to just scramble up really quickly and basically run inside the club to get away from me.
True story.

THE DELEGATES, TODD

No scoops for me this time? Finally the same guy though.

In a similar vein as the scoops thing, I had literally had never heard of le reddit before Yea Forums(nel). For years, I read people bitching and talking about reddit on this site before reddit was half as big as it is now. I only heard about reddit because of people never shutting the fuck up about it here.

Same thing now with tranny shit.

I've never met a tranny, never had one complain to me or interrupt my life in any way. Here though, I constantly hear about tranny shit. Nonstop. People like you who hate transvestites so much it consumes you to the point where you post about trannies so much you there is barely a thread in a fucking video game board without it. I'm cringing my man.

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He looks like LEGI(X)N

cute user

Vinnyfags are so obvious

this pasta doesn't taste good 1/7

They are obsessed on both sides. If you think Trump gives a shit about the average American you are a moron.

Politicians are scum. Fuck Obama fuck Trump. I hate bootlickers more than anything though, and I have never seen such toe-to-heel fellatio than these past two presidents; it's truly amazing.

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You can always tell a snowflake by the reddit spacing and long winded explanations of why they haven't been found out

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>posts a reddit caption meme

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AHHHH ORANGE MANNN

ORANGE

Todd Howard. 48-49 years old. No residence. No ancestors. No employer.

The right bait for the right fish

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wherever did you get that file name :^)

This reply is my face saving gift to you. An opportunity to have the last word in exchange for a (you)

Thanks I'll take it you've convinced me

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>turn on fake news network
no thanks

Imagine being so stupid you think any image not named a string of numbers is from Reddit.

/pol/ites are literally npcs, you criticize trump and they have the exact same pre-programmed response

I hope the upcoming election gives them new material I have been reading the same 5 memes for 3 1/2 years. It's pretty low energy.

seething

Oh my God *snort* what do you meean i can't use campaign funds to pay my taxes? this election SUCKS! THANKS KOJIMA

proof it isn't?

Reform

NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS

#ITWASHERTURN

a quick google search reveals it's an imgur filename from this plebbit post. He was right, you're wrong

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Congratulations, you finally discovered that right-wing memes are detached from reality.
Deliberately so.

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>pick up the bucket
>STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

all i know is that Trump made more shit for Israel than Anerica, i don't give a shit what he thinks but you can hear almost nothing other than trump this trump that in usa politic news for years

THIS 100% DESU SENPAI RAMASAMA KONICHIWA

It's just works

AAAAAAAAAA

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What will Todd change about air force one?
What will Todd's immigration policy be?

>38 upboats
>5 fucking years ago

if that don't change the game I dunno what does

People who spend 8 hours a day posting the same few images have a DEEPLY INTELLECTUAL SENSE OF HUMOR OKAY? IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE ON PURPOSE OKAY?

Based

Better than the clown we could have gotten

>What will Todd change about air force one?
Flight simulators on every console
>What will Todd's immigration policy be?
The same policy released every year.

based

Cringe but also based

Fuck you todd I'm not voting for you

>Todd's immigration
You see that wall? You can't climb it.

It's sad how many people agree with this statement. I thought Yea Forums was a redpilled board?

Kek

>being a Zionist

Cringe and Semiticpilled

Wait is Todd generally running for president?

This, Trump has ruined America.

based
todd > blurmpfh

president is a meme job
corporations own america

GET ME IN OFFICE AND I PROMISE FREE SUPPLY OF SKOOMA FOR EVERYONE! ...EXCEPT FILTHY KAJHITS!