GORDEN FREEDMAN OVER HERE ;_:

GORDAN FREEMAN IS NOW THESE HANDS

Half Life Interquel: The Revengencing

youtube.com/watch?v=KVM04wfQ6_A
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I don't find it funny now but when I first watched it I loved it.

"I have to kill fast and bullets are too slow" is unironically a rad fucking line

CUT EM UP t. Crackbone

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WHERE'S YO HEAD AT (AT AT ATATAT)

I don't know what it is but these just aren't as funny

john freedman had to go faster likethespeedofsound

ZOMBIE GHOASTS LEAVE THIS PLACE

Zoomies going zoomy

WATCH WHERE YOU SWINGS AT ME
just kidding thanks!

BUT THIS IS OUR HOUSE :'(

cow-orker jim

IF YOU DONT MEET UP TO MY DEMANDS...
TOO LATE!

If Half-Life came out today would Yea Forums be lambasting it for having a protagonist with glasses and a beard?

best line of the series

A SIGN THAT SAID RAVENHOLDM WITH SOMEONS WRITING SAYING

U SUDNENT COM HERE

NO, NOT ALL OF DALLAS
which was target of where they were, and it was nice place and my friend lives there

ZOMBIE GHOASTS

LEAVE THIS PLEACE

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Endless basedwojack memes.

>crackbone

Now theres a name I haven't heard in years.....

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NO! NOT ALL OF DALLAS! WHICH WAS TARGET OF WHERE THEY WERE AND IT WAS NICE PLACE AND MY FRIEND LIVES THERE

What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

AND THE PANTS WERE DEAD

but jim was already blown to smitheroons

youtu.be/Bsjd7fVJQy0?t=1028

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Boomer humor is such fucking cringe.

CHAPTER TWO: THEY REVOCER TEH ISOTROP BUT THEY DON'T

ok which one is this kek

Garrys Mods players are quintessinal zoomers

what a dumb post.

Imagine being so adverse to sincerity that you physically cringe at the sight of something genuine

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>tfw you learn SquirrelKing was some guy trying to be funny, not an actual retard

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>you now remember Gmod Idiot Box

It's an attempt to make a new Full Life Consequences using the story from Hunt Down The Freeman, since that game is a Half-Life Opposing Force fanfiction.

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>mfw newfags know of John Freeman but not Gordon Frohman

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youtube.com/watch?v=HOoYSHHMG3g

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All the new variants of this try way too hard
The gmod animation is on par with the original but the narrators all suck shit and the scripts they're reading are also way too manufactured

>Kitty’s Dead
>Machinimas Dead
>Dasboschitt is spending 10 hours a day on EFAP
>Ster and Jerma don’t even touch TF2 anymore
>It’s all gone

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The original is a short story on fanfiction.net, which spawned 2 sequels.

SHOOT THEM BRAIN DAWGZ

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>freemans mind 2 still ongoing
Not all is lost, brother.

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Yeah I know
I'm just saying any new variants of this try too hard and just end up sounding randumd xd

Is it bad that I know of several people who think Half Life is based on Gmod?

But it would be funny if it was ironic, right?

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>>Kitty's Dead
Wait, WHAT?!
You're bullshitting me, you are fucking lying.

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He died from some disease years ago.
I think it was leukemia?

It is. Same way Eddsworld died

EMAIL SALAMI

combines... no one said you was welcome here...

Jesus Fucking Christ, I had been subscribed to Kitty for years and just assumed that they just stopped. Their last video looked like they were coming along so well, I just thought they gave up on YouTube for irl stuff and just never came back.

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>I know at least 18 people who don't know what Half Life is but know about "John Freeman"
>7 of these people don't even know about Gmod either
>All of these fuckers think that Valve is called "Steam"
It hurts

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do you people live in a retirement home? what the fuck!

No, I work with several people in IT, I'm 32 (thankfully not a virgin, yay) and most of the people I work with are like 16-24.
(This is Gordon Freeman Poster)

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>Gmod community dies
>SFM community emerges
>most people in it either go to porn animating or move on to an actual professional animation career
Why can't I have nice things?

wepon

I HAV TAKE ISOTOP AND I WILL CAUSE MELTDOWN

No, but all my friends who are in their early 20s were fucking stunned when I told these faggots that "Gmod was a mod for Half Life 2" and these faggots were in awe by me telling them this.

>most of the people I work with are like 16-24.
weird, I'm pretty young and despite retreating to the internet at a pretty young age I always assumed things like this were just common knowledge to the more "nerdy" (is that the right word?) types of people my age.

I found it strange too desu,but what can you do?

IF YOU SEE DOCTOR BREEN, TELL HIM I SAID I dream about cheese

Man, I hope not. That would be as bad as the day I found out wrestling was fake.

>AND THE PANTS WERE DEAD
It's honestly still funny, you're just a zoomer. Maybe if John Freeman flossed or imitated an old Spongebob screencap you'd appreciate it more.

>not saying this literally every time you pull out a melee weapon

>he said, upvoting a Cold Pockets meme with radial blur applied to it

>all the zoomers in this thread implying HL:FLC isn't funny
youtu.be/JW8_aSRHVpY

IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO MY DEMANDS- TOO LATE!

Got them braindawgs

comfy
thanks for the flashback, OP

I rewatched this series not too long ago and surprisingly the scene at the end where the camera is swooping around with the old flash game music really moistened my eyes right up.

>not "I have to kill fast and bullets too slow"
shit taste fampai