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The absolute state

>faggy stream thread

>literally praying to god to get back in game
Holy shit everything about this guy and this thread is P A T H E T I C

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>20,000 people
jesus fucking christ

Sage all streamer eceleb threads.

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>spends all day in a queue
>starts playing finally
>get DCed
>goes back to the 20k line

You fell for their tricks again. You deserve to suffer all the despair you are suffering now, and more.
You. Will. Never. Learn.

You do realize he’s an actor right? He’s getting money from queueing and pretending to be desperate to get in. You have no idea how much money that goblino actually makes

>Played for about 4 hours without ever getting a Q
>Decide to log off to get some sleep before work
>This happens
Everything went better than expected. I played the amount I wanted, got lvl 10. Meanwhile, streamer faggots get locked out and will get behind the curve, meaning they'll get ganked by people higher level.

3 minutes and 37 seconds? Whats the big deal? What an impatient retard.

user it's 337 minutes.

Why would it cost him money?

that estimated time is bullshit, a 18k que is at least 12 hours

Fucking baited

Its "MAGA" make azeroth great again

Opportunity cost.

You about to rage out over that or something?

Can someone tell me what I'm looking at? I've never watched a video game streamer and I haven't played WoW in about 12 years.

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He got shitloads of pity donations.

What the fuck else did people expect on launch day

Faggy eceleb gets kicked out of the game and shunted to a 337 minute estimated queue to get back in. He panics because the longer it takes to get back in, the more viewers get bored and leave and the less money he gets.

and yet here you are responding with your shitty reaction image you fucking faggot

zoom zoom zoomy zoomy zoom zoomy zoom zoom zoom zoomy zoomy!

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and you're still here 15 minutes later waiting for replies LMAO

INV TO ASMON QUEUE

the worst part is taking expensive drugs in preparation and the queue takes 3 times as long

nice rageface bro! havent seen one in a while haha :)

he made a lot and lost a lot with this

There are A HUNDRED AND FIFTY FOUR THOUSAND PEOPLE WATCHING ASMON LOSE HIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

Good, fuck him and his legion of cucks.

The reason people are getting kicked off is because they want to play all day and never log off, keeping everyone else waiting anyway. Just because he's a streamer doesn't make him special.

he should had prepared a sock puppets show as a backup plan.
zoomers love puppet shows.

Wrong, you aren't people.

Don't you have some twitch subscriptions to buy?

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Is Blizzard just giving out random fucking estimate times my position is 6k and the time is around the same

this shit is so funny watching him lose his shit

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HOME BROS HOME WE MADE IT

This shit is fucking hilarious he's losing his mind

the Queue judges everyone equally.

His army of paypigs isn't going to stick around if he's staring at a queue for 6 hours. That's 6 hours he could be collecting the sweet paypig shekels

I'm in position 907 with a 7 minute estimate. I was 912 half a hour ago with a 7 minute estimate. The queue gets crazy slow because people aren't logging out and the only reason the position goes down is people leaving the queue.

Jesus christ that's 250,000 people waiting in a queue

Lowlife degenerate scum

dude the estimate times are not accurate and never have been for 15 years

>130,000
I had no idea this guy was that popular

how many people can each server have on at once?

i was on faerlina at 8k 1 hour before launch
could get in 5 hour later
>get dc
>log in back
>queue is 20k
welp

He hit 300,000 at launch time

>16 hour queue time
That's like a flight over the Pacific what the fuck

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KEK

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>Comes back with rope

does blizzard hate him or something? you'd think they'd reserve a slot for that kind of free advertising

>I am bad at sleeping
What does that even mean?

Theres literally no point on waiting on a queue on the launch day. Do people really think anyone who's in are going to log out just like that?

some random fag streaming a video game from his mom's dingy attic has as many viewers as a professional TV network.
this lmao, have plenty of experience from private server launches over the years, day 1 is NEVER worth playing

internet drops

Good luck waiting for over 20k internet drops then.

He's Sleeping on Stream report him for inactivity

that estimated time is such bullshit lol. a queue that long will take like 5 hours at least

Realistically you won't be play to play for much between the queues and possible server hiccups. However it's still worth at least experiencing. Getting mad with other people, seeing all those people running around, etc.

>I assume its some ebin leftist varient. Surely an actual trump hate would ruin his career.
It's not it's the real deal user

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This faggot is probably making more money than you per hour just by sitting in the queue

He had 100k viewers like 2 hours before the servers went up.
People were donating and subscribing to him while he just idled in the character selection screen.

probably?
hes making 5 times more than everyone on this thread

>114k people watching this
I'm never going to understand streamers.

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I have no idea why anyone would pay money to a streamer.

clips.twitch.tv/AlluringEsteemedAsteriskKreygasm

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How do fuck do I become a streamer? I went to university for years to get a Ph.D. in Women's Studies and this guy makes way more than I do.

>F
S

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>check classic wow forum complaints
>theres always a bunch of faggots defending blizzard with shield and sword
>it is always a panda
why?

>Ph.D. in Women's Studies
Here's how:
Get a gun, put it in your mouth, and bite down on it.

What a sexy fish

it is a "Make Azeroth Great Again" hat but he also publicly supports trump, just doesn't talk about it much

Layering is never going away, is it bros?

KEK

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I was looking at the forums earlier and there was some guy legit demanding that blizzard show priority on the queue to people "with jobs and families" since they can't afford to wait in the queue for hours, funny ass shit

The king is back, babeh.

>lays down

10 bucks says he gets back up to the camera in 2 minutes or less

>100k people watching a guy waiting in line to play a video game

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Wow he's actually based for once.

>mfw realizing I'm watching a modern day circus clown
Amazing

>Goes to sleep.
>Viewership increases.

What the fuck.

A 15 year old game. what a time to be alive.

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shadowbringers launch had just as much. if anything this shows that wow has similar player count to ffxiv.

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>all that people wanting to play an old patch
really? what the fuck nigga

Give me the microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you ecelebs runnin' your twitter drama
Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn posts "Trump" this, "Incel" that.
Well guess what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take my mouse
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click on the reply button
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna call you a faggot
(WHAT?)
A speed run watching fairy
(WHAT?)
An autist
(WHAT?)
A twitch donating beta male
(WHAT?)
A no good fat son of a bitch
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna solve that captcha
(WHAT?)
The one with the fire hydrants
(WHAT?)
The one with the stoplights
(WHAT?)
The one with the crosswalks
(WHAT?)
The one with the cars
(WHAT?)
The one with the busses
(WHAT?)
The one with the STOREFRONTS
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna shitpost your feed
(WHAT?)
Send all you cringey sons of bitches home
(WHAT?)
I said I'll send you back
(WHAT?)
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
(WHAT?)
CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO

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how many servers total for that game? the combined server queue for classic is over 250k atm

Nostalgia is one hell of a drug. Modern WoW is better than old WoW and I cannot wait until people realize this. Nobody will play classic in a month.

based

Is Vanilla WoW really fun?

TIMER WENT UP LMFAO

>Modern WoW is better than old WoW and I cannot wait until people realize this
You realize you have been saying this for literally 2 years straight right? You are dead wrong lmao

No.
Everyone will be able to play in a month

People still play Project 1999 for fuck's sake, at least some people will stick around for Classic.

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The best part of MMOs are the people you play with, and if everyone you're playing with is very enthusiastic about the game despite how old the game is the experience will be much better than what you can get elsewhere. Classic will never die.

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Any words for the screencap that im gonna post every month of your post?

over 1 million people were playing globally at launch between NA/EU/JP/KR/CN

(You)

Imagine waiting in live for something that's 15 years old. :^)

>15 years old
Too old.

A dog is fine too.

well sounds like classic is smoking that number then lmao, I figured you were just talking NA, classic isn't even released in asia yet lol

>maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight

i never played wow, only daoc - should i try classic or retail?

classic unless you want to shoot yourself in the foot

retail is casualized and more simple than classic so it's easier to get into, but the simplification also makes the game less engaging as a result

Do it faggot. Screencap this. 1 month from now, WoW classic wont even have 1,000 twitch views.

>twitch views
Your irrelevant opinion was already discarded. We don't need more evidence to discard it a second time.

>classic
>real RPG adventure, the world is dangerous
>real progression
>world pvp
>a sense of community and faction pride
>the game might feel slow, some class might feel just not fun and the game design is simple as the game is from 2006

>retail
>soulless
>0 rpg, the game world is basically a lobby to queue
>pvp is horrible
>community is retarded
>0 real sense of progression
>the PVE encounters are pretty good
>

JUST LIKE HOW I REMEMBER IT

ebin

see you on september 27, buddy.

>9 minutes for Incendius with 12k queue
Why is it so fast?

NOOO I FINALLY GOT AN INVITE TO ASMONLAYER AND THIS HAPPENED

times aren't actually legit

This, most MMOs are just hub simulators for many people.

This is the world we live in now. What a time to be alive.

that's a cute fish