Elder Scroll

Elder Scroll

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Why the fuck won't Dexion let me use these as armor? Serana told me these were basically indestructible.

damn me smarter now

Elder Scroll eating a corndog!

Is eso worth getting into?

Blow hits indestuctible scroll, scroll slams into you. You get hurt.
>Shape the scroll into armor!
Can't. It's indestructible.

What makes it elder?

Just duct tape the motherfuckers all over you. You get several of them through a single playthrough.

Ah yes, the Torah

Why the fuck can't you equip them as weapons?
>3 bandits rush you
>open scroll facing them
>niggas blind, mad or both

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yes

Sell me on it please

It exists before time before time.

peasants and morons see only star maps on them.

Serana is indestructible too, which makes Dawnguard pretty fucking pointless

it's fun seeing all the provinces and areas, it's respectful to the lore, and the PVP is insane 50v50v50 battles on huge map with castle and town sieges

Shhh don't tell em.

I thought gazing upon a scroll literally turned them insane or blind immediately? It takes the Blind Moth decades to mentally prepare reading even their first scroll and even then, it slowly blinds them with every read

Apparently if you're dumb as bricks, the scrolls are actually completely harmless to you. The problem only begins when you're even slightly educated and only gets worse the more knowledgeable you are.

Good enough for me I bought it even before you replied

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what about all the rectons involving the more outlandish parts of the lore like cities of light moving tree cities all the weird Khajiits, daedra worshipping imperial city and missing animal races from the continent?

Nigger, it's a scroll. You can wrap it around yourself like cloth.