Why does everyone love her ass

nicky minaj looks like shit even with a dumptruck full of makeup

Not soon enough.

it's a jewish psyop to give white men nigger tendencies
tits > ass

MeganTheStallion is where it's at.

It doesn't have to be a cellulite monstrosity to be great. It's perfectly shaped and smooth while not being too small, size alone means nothing.

just post the fart porn already

>a good ass is a fat one, it's not the shape and definition that matters
I smell Nigger. Nigger detecer is off the charts.

because in a world where devs make ugly girls, she's still hot.

low T

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>hurr size doesn't matter
lol asslets

Based and true.

You can have both size and shape dumb virgin

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He didn't imply otherwise, ESL-kun

>NO NO NO IT'S JUST A JEWISH PSYOP STOP LIKING BLACK GIRLS

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Elke>Megan

It has a nice shape and her small waist makes it better.

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big tits with no ass will fill your hands, but big ass with no tits will fill your heart

>boob threads
>always comfy
>constant contributors
>always reaches the bump limit

>ass threads
>always turn out terrible
>filled with fartfags
>jannies usually kill the thread
why bother

This, she has a nice hip to waist ratio. Not sure how her ass became the main appeal.

Commander's ass is better.
Also
>Those Exga anal animations with Commander.

It's not fat, that's the point.
It's well proportioned.

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Mine

>fartfags
I literally don't understand why people post the brap meme. I just don't get it. Do they not like big butts? Nobody actually likes fartporn, so that can't be it.

People like her ass because it's bare, you mongoloids. It's practically hanging out in the open.

All assfags are closet fart fetishists.

It's a great ass, but its not just her ass. It's her waist, abdomen, and thighs that pull everything together. its perfect.

Shitposting, user

Not really, fag

because she is a main character with her ass hanging out. How often does that happen in a aaa game especially in the last 3 years

this. Tight and fit asses are better than fatty pear hips any day of the week.

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this, and her outfit also compliments it all as well

Only if you look up her skirt all the time or deliberately blow yourself up

But those aren't sexy.

Hair, face, breasts...everything above the waist is what matters.

Filtered

Exga is too good

It is very well shaped buttocks.

the meme originated on /fit/ as a countermeasure to assposting. They did it because 1) assposting is off-topic and low quality, and 2) because everyone on /fit/ is a massive faggot

you're wrong about that though.

You're not gay, are you? Men can't disregard waist and hips.

Nigs are disgusting.

t. Ireland

They can if they don't give a shit.

>i want to stick my dick and face in a hole that shits and farts daily but can't appreciate literal shit fumes
Uh huh, I believe you.

virgins don't understand that it's the thighs that are attractive

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So, gay?

Tight firm asses are just as good.

Nope, just don't care about anything below the stomach.

Virgins who don't understand it's the way she's dressed that makes her body look so erotic

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You guys know there's a difference between a nice ass and a big ass, right? Nice is medium-small sized but hemispherical and taut. A big ass is vaguely dome shaped and excessively jiggly.

Only the ass.
Nier atomato has shit graphics.

it's a stupid reddit meme
chads prefere kains futa cock

You'd be fine with a top heavy woman with sticc legs and looks like a fridge?

It's probably the seething titfags or other fetishfags that can't handle people liking ass and so, they shitposts as brapfags to derail thread.
Exhibit A:

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>that fridge-mode wh*te girl in the background
SAD!

Hey junior, just want to let you know that you're suppose to put your penis in her vagina, not her armpit or whatever you're getting off to these days. That's how you have sex!

Just ignore the trannnie Jizz heads, they always spam this degeneracy in an attempt to turn others into them

how can white women even compete?

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I'unno. Everyone always goes on and on about "thick thighs indicate they're good for having kids" or some shit. Thats probably it--the very concept of ever having children sickens me, so why should I give a shit about them?

>seething titfags
Boob threads are always higher quality than brap threads. There is literally nothing to seethe about.

If only niggers didn't have gross looking pussies.

But nice thighs and hips are great. Just my opinion.

The environments were bland and straight up ugly.

>Porn bad
Fuck off tradfag

Yorha 2b it's an achievement of art and engineering, in communion with players.

>Boob threads are always higher quality than brap threads.
That's because no one enters those threads and throws a fit over people liking boobs over other fetishes.

This unironically.
Perfect ass is about shape more than anything.

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The most important thing to look for in an ass is shape. If you take a cross-section of a woman at ass-level, the ass should look like the top half of a heart, rather than two deflated basketballs smushed together. The sides should curve outward, not inward.

But shape isn't the only matter of importance. There's also texture. The ass should be smooth, and free of cellulite, acne, hair, etc. Too often women have asses that are just fat, and they think they've got it going on, but it's just puke-inducing.

Size is a tertiary concern, but by no means unimportant. The bigger the better, as long as you don't sacrifice shape or texture. Larger asses also tend to have that overhang effect, where the legs meet the ass-cheeks in a sort of 90 degree angle. That's always nice.

Finally, the thigh gap. While is isn't actually a part of the ass itself, it complements the ass nicely. A rounded, smooth, large ass (preferably on someone with a small waist), with a thigh gap... That's marriage material right there, lads.

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And you're entitled to it.

>2B
>personality

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>tfw like /fit/ asses that are flat and wide
I am alone in this dark and cruel world

I didn't imply otherwise. Based ESLposter.

I take it she has none?

And people really only like her for her ass?

People like her for more than her ass. She has a great design overall.

"Fake"Ass Man is actually a tits man and thinks ass is about size.

A real butt chad, like know the ass is about shape. A butt chad also happens to appreciate the whole body, including the tits.

I'll take your word for it...

but ass with acne and hair turns me on?

You're weird, user

Because the game allows me to be vicariously ironically/unironically suicidal but also enjoy robot girl ass

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>you will never have an ass like that

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Because ass isn't rated based on how "fat" it is, negroid. It's the shape that matters.

Her ass also has absolute territory on the mix, that is, thigh high stockings which are also paired with knee high boots.

I just like hot killer androids
That said Kaine is best girl (boy) and the first nier had a better story/twist

Combat in both sucks though with the later one being slightly better

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Fuck off. If you were an ass man you wouldn't care. Thats like a tits man saying he doesn't like anything bigger than a D cup and inverted nips. Low T

2B or not 2B?

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I love perky ass better

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Based ass man. I can’t the fat fucks who think they’re hot shit when they have lumpy potato sack of a behind. Shape is the most important and I’ll happily take a medium sized ass anyday that’s well formed.

I bet your ass looks fine in spite of this though.

I haven't played this game but I want to now. I hope it doesn't suck ass like the first nier.

Taro make the sequel

It's small and pimply

Don't play just for the ass

What a shocker, the tripfag has shit taste

dont play for the story either

snifff

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Dont play for the gameplay

Does this fag shop his ass?

Perfect female ass has between 160 and 200 degrees of both vertical and horizontal curvature.

no, he's just drowning in female hormones
twitter.com/meowriza

Trap senses tingling.

It's pretty good, thought it was worth it. Haven't played Nier yet but if you liked the story in that you should enjoy this one.

I've been on HRT for over 4 months and I have my ass hasn't grown at all :/

>Ywn get the courage to do a 2B cosplay
>Ywn have the ass to pull it off if you wanted to do it anyway

Man if I were a vanilla white girl I'd probably just kill myself

Guess we'll have to do implants

pretty sure that ass is fake, king.

Sweet Lea Lea is the GOAT

But the gameplay is pretty good.

Sure, it's basic for Platinum, but it's still solid.

The first Nier plays like crap and is really repetitive. Story gets a lot of praise for it's tranny and daddy aspects, I didn't care much for it. One of the most forgettable action games I've ever played.

fridge white girl cope

She plays the stoic "emotions not allowed" character until she dies. She's boring.

>I have a small white penis and I'm tool from /pol/
Fixed.

That's wrong though

exactly

But user, I want my ass to feel natural

lol us girl gamers huh

Well what else is there? Hormones? Diet? Squats?
I guess if you have shitty genes you're just fucked

Well this one is a platinum-like (because Platinum worked on it) with a lot of customization. Combat is pretty easy though especially with the OP add-ons at the end but I thought it was solid. The level system really shouldn't have been in it.

Doesn't it come with a demo or is that only for PS4?

Because it's a nice ass. Doesn't have to be huge to be a high quality ass.

imagine being so mentally ill you think copious amounts of adipose tissue is better than being fit

Damn Boco, you have shit ass garbage taste in women. Not that I'd expect anything else from a tripfag.

Its true, I do.

I dunno, I got Nier for like 10 bucks in 2011. Last Platinum game I played through was MGR, but they know how to do action so it has to be better than the first Nier. It's really fucking bad for a game that was released in 2010. It's honestly more primitive than DMC1.

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SQUATS 'N' OATS
SQUATS 'N' OATS

Now that we're at it...

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Nigs could make the finest ass look like garbage

In all seriousness, what does that game really needed to be a good game and not just a butt staring simulator?

Better combat and movement. Basically a Metal Gear Rising with tits and ass all over the place.

I mean, I have been trying to exercise and get it better and I don't think it looks that bad.

>This thread

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>this thread

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>Basically a Metal Gear Rising with tits and ass all over the place.
Nice

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So less focus on Tomb Raider-esque gameplay and more action oriented?

Yes, I say it mostly because I have no patience for the kind of game it is. So for me, it actually is a butt staring simulator.

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WORK OUT YOU FAGGOT

BULGARIAN SPLIT SQUAT
LEARN IT

Ass is much more than size. 2B's ass is of the highest quality.

What does 2B's asshole smells like?

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You're right. She does a complete 180 twice, when she cries like a beby after killing 9S for completely legitimate reasons as he can be downloaded into a new body anyway. My bad.

It's not about the size alone, but the shape. A moderately fat ass with great shape is 10/10 material
now shoo gamer, begone

Been doing the squats but I haven't committed to eating a good amount of oats.

just do some squats

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>faggot decides to dress as a female
when will this trend end?

have any of you ever considered fapping to 2b?

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Would this technique unlock my ass potential? I'm interested in the path of work out.

Androids don't need assholes so she probably doesn't have a hole between those cheeks

If you were to separate those asscheeks though and sniff around the smell would probably be similar to hot latex+burnt electronics

>considered
Already have but she'll never top Midna

Stop objectifying women

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you dont even want one joshimuz

Good thing she's not a woman.

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Not him but I'm a twig and I can confirm that it works but it takes time

>static gif
user what the fuck is this

>tfw haven't fapped to toobs since playing the game

The Commander is a filthy fucking cumslut though who needs to be gagged, bullied, and denied orgasms every time she gets close by slapping her until she's a crying mess.

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>SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

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V literally wants only one thing and it's fucking disgusting.

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How much? And how many sets? I want to be realistic.

>V
>3DPD

I bought my gf this outfit for her phat ass. the nutt drooling out her ass when she has this outfit on fucking perfect

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Pretty sure it’s 2B from that “Nier” game
Not everyone that comes here plays dumb waifushit. Also, that ass isn’t even that big

I prefer 9S and his perfect shorts and legs.

Yes but thinking about the game makes me too sad to fap desu.

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Alright who is posting this, 2B or N2?

Get off Yea Forums, Toobs

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I always felt that A2 had the better ass.

Neither. They both prefer his neck.

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Literally built for BBC

Pod 153

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CUTE!

Started with 20 and added ten after each day while having a break after two days of sets. So basically do two days worth and having a break on the third day.

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9S has a cute butt.

No...
I fapped to this picture the moment I saw it.
No, you cannot convince me that's a man...

FUCK YOU Yea Forums, THAT'S A FUCKING WOMAN
I'M NOT A FUCKING FAGGOT GODDAMNIT

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twitter.com/meowriza/status/1146150247468548096?s=09

It's surprisingly meaty, but not quite a bubble

relax dude, trap 2bs are not gay

but her ass isn't even big you weak cuckold

It's ok user, asses are unisex therefore it isn't gay.

Lol. U gay.

shut the fuck up boco

Bad news 4 u

my bros....
long live A2

That they modeled in the skin folding is just a work of artistry

Are you saying that robots aren't people?

God I wish that were me.

The AI controlling the robot is the "person". They can switch bodies easily. And in game you do, quite often.

They both remain the same gender though.

gay
all traps are gays
false
yes, he is very gay

2B is literally perfection and I will be first in line when 2B sex robots become a thing.

Are feet unisex?

traps are straight

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I want to lick and fuck 9S's tight butthole while slowly jerking off his shota cock.

I'd still fuck it.

I want to squish those thighs

NO

YOU ARE ALL INSANE

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nah sorry m8, as a conspiracy nut myself there's no such thing going on here. you just have shit taste.

post MOAR

Don't worry, user. I fap to bubblebumbutt too.

>-the very concept of ever having children sickens me
you can keep telling yourself that, and to some degree it may even be true, but you can't fight your programming edgelord

yes but if you are trying to lick a mans feet or have a man step on your balls then you are GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

trap lovers are the worst damm you deserve the rope

you are very GAAAYYY . reconsider your life choices

Well he's doing something right when he's gotten the interest of a very sadistic AI that happen to look like a girl.
Really? The pod too?

This but Assbro

Do you want to tell us something user? Nothing wrong with being a gay.

stop sucking cock

>Everyone
>one autistic spam poster

yikes

Literally everyone loves 2B's ass even yoko taro loves it and requests hentai.

Ass is good

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not that user but being gay is a mental disease. seek help

Nothing wrong with sucking and fucking dicks user. I'm am not a gay btw.

>all of humanity goes gay
>doesnt use up any extra resources to do this
>still causes extinction
There is objectively something wrong with it.

9S in canon eats because it "feels good"
Where does it go?

This enjoy your land whale

leave

Sounds like a win/win to me.

pretty much this
stretch marks arent hot

its not gay if you didnt knew, now that you know you will be a faggot if you fap again to it.
accidents happen user, dont be too harsh on yourself, it already happened, just make sure dont happens again.

was this sexual harrasment?
like legal sexual harrasment?
how one can perform, legally, sexual harrasment like this one?

I'm not an ass man, but I can't deny it's well made. I'm a bigger fan of her hips though.

Reminder when cosplay girls complain about touching and shit, it comes from other girls too but SJWs try to make it about bad men.

Remember MOMOKUN.

She is a cyborg so her ass is perfectly clean

>t. Homosexual

>how one can perform, legally, sexual harrasment like this one?
Be attractive.

don't remind me

she's one of the most disgusting human beings I have ever seen

This is a great thread

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Nobody wants to remember that.

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KIRA
DOLLARLAND

god why does vagina have to be so icky looking? literally everything else on the female form is so aesthetic then you get to this disgusting, brown bumpy slit in between their legs

A+ everything

I wonder what it's like to feel sexy, or even what it's like to feel good about yourself in general.

Why not just settle down with a nice pair of breasts, or armpits?
I often feel the need gag when I read some of your fantasies, assfags. Do you even read what you type?

Licking buttholes? Fucking ugh, LITERAL unironic shit taste. Seriously, get help.

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be her BF/husband and pretend the consent is not implicit.

Fuck, you're right

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It's probably because you're gay.

user i think you might be a homosexual

475636497
Boco please shut up. your opinions are wrong

>He doesnt eat ass

asexualism is a thing you retarded fucks

>t. homosexual

Always love it when chubby chasers try to shame you for having standards and not liking obese cows. "Low t", "gay", etc. every single time. Guaranteed these guys are ugly as sin, probably mexican, and consider hyperinflation and BBW porn hot.

Women like the ones in sit on their ass all day, eat cheetohs, and have never seen a treadmill, stairmaster, or squat rack in their entire life.

No, it's actually not.

I would eat your flat ass and nasty pussy any day bby slurp slurp slurp thats me eating out that pussy
fuck you motherfucker i wake up everyday wishing i was a white fuck your cunt

>im going to sleep thinking about this...
>more than likely dream about it
>then, wake up and realize how fucking pathetic i am.
thank you fucker, you ruined tomorrow for me.

You are a sad sad little man. And you have my pity

Post more chub ass please user

only homos and incels say that shit

>asexualism
its called low test, if you got hit on the balls, you should get it checked, sometimes it has a fix, even aftere decades after it happened.

Don't worry user, I pity you more since you've stooped to having 0 standards and that says a lot about you.

NO NO NO

>having 0 standards
to are you taking in consideration the low angle of the video?
she is probably dont have a fat ass

also
SAUCE PLZ

>look her up
>shes gotten even fatter

Hahaha fuck this bitch

I jack off to EXGA's Nier porn A LOT

Looks extremely fertile

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You're able to look at yourself in the mirror without feeling the urge to look away. Also, people treat you better and look you in the eyes while talking to you.

t. oldfag who invested time in lifting, skin care and new clothes

gonna need a sauce before a 404 my man

My nigga, exga is incredibly based for doing that much content with the commander

Honestly, I feel like I should donate to him as thanks for all these faps

>You're able to look at yourself in the mirror without feeling the urge to look away
i want to choke the fucker on the mirror and punch his skull is no longer there.

Hey ass itself isn't that big but it looks enormous because of her tiny waist.

>Wants to get an ass like this
>Won't be able to get the fat and it would just be mostly muscle with some fat
It isn't fair.

>NOOO WHY ISN'T SHE 300 POUNDS, YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILES

Not that user, but this thread is good and I'm gonna spoon feed you that sauce

cherryvonfairy on chaturbate

Feels real good man.

user, that ass has no shape despite being so massive and only fat jiggles like that.
>are you taking in consideration
>she is probably dont have
ESL confirmed.

Your cock is in my mouth right now user.

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>ESL confirmed.
you are really good at pointing out the obvious, good for you!

Because vidya incels that hang out here have for the most part never seen real ass irl so they cum their pants to childrens knees

People say that you have a lot of confidence with your body but you know deep down that you don't fully believe them but feel good about it regardless.

Stop being such a gay

>that face

way to kill my boner

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Sorry user, I might have caught the gay

>was this sexual harrasment?
yes

Because the complaints where enforced by SJW's where all men are bad but if they are girls or lesbians they get a free pass in sexually harassing people. This double standard shit drives me insane!

Titman for myself, but I fail to see the problem

Are you a period jellyfish fetishist then?

That pose reminds me of this, so much that I think it's a copy

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The shape and way it moves is perfection.

Are you sure?

Based and redpilled. It's actually her thighs that are thick as fuck. The actual buttocks are just firm at the very best.

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I lost so much semen to his commander stuff. jesus fuck it's so good

I don't fap until I've seen the receipts. This is why 2D is easier.

The gayest men I have seen, ever. They'd probably pick right over left.

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they're just seething white roasties

I choose

>unshaved

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What's it like being married?

That's the tiniest bit of hair. Something tells me you're a big fucking virgin if that much hair makes you sick.

b&r

Unironically prefer right over that nigger hoe. Shoulda used beyonce or something.

have pussy