Nintendo Direct on September 11th will be themed as a "Classics Reborn" direct

>nintendo
>rehashes and rereleases

who could have ever seen this coming?

I only want this to be true because of Kid Icarus and Banjo. The rest is just gravy.

>direct on 9/11
Nintendo wouldn’t ostracize their American audience like that

KOWASHITAI

I dont believe for a second that they'd actually port Code Name STEAM or Ever Oasis but the rest I can totally see being real

they literally released Mario Maker 1 on Sept 11

Wasn't Ever Oasis actually good and just ignored?

>Nintendo Online SNES
I hope we get some shmups.

>code name, ever oasis, xillia, xenoblade, persona discount
>classics

Imagine still being this assblasted about something that happened almost 20 years ago, yet you Americans still won't admit that Bush and the Jews did it.

I dunno. I didnt really like it but maybe?

It was mainly ignored because it came out so late in the system's lifespan. Heck, Switch was already out by then. The game is amazing.

Jesus christ it's been nearly 20 years.

>The Legend of Zelda HD Collection (WW/TP)
Nope, confirmed fake. Nintendo would never do this when they could sell both games seperately for $60 each. Also, Sakurai said Uprising is literally impossible to port.

>no Brigandine
Fake

>All of that kino
Too good to be true, which of course means it's fake.

this is entirely too good to be true and therefore not gonna fucking happen

>nearly 20 years

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Companies don't announce shit on the 11th because of sensitive Americans.

Too good to be true, not believing it.

>Xillia Collection
thank god I don't have to buy a PS3 now

>Nintendo: let's release our direct on the anniversary of the terrorist attack that changed the way the west viewed terrorism
>also Nintendo: SOMEONE IN KYOTO SPILT THEIR COFFEE, DELAY THE DIRECT BY A MONTH

I get it, 9/11 sucked, but it was almost 20 years ago. And even with the tragedy, September 11th is nothing more than a date. Time is an illusion where not specific amount has any significance, no matter what people say.

>Sonic Adventure Collection
>We Love Katamari
Don't fuck with me like this user...

And yet...
To be fair, this was likely because it was the Friday before SMB1's anniversary, but you get my point.

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>Announce
Someone must have trouble reading

Ever Oasis, and S.T.E.A.M? Did anyone like those games? All I ever heard was how disappointing they were

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>assblasted
Are you new?
Americans are morally required to feel sympathy for it.
You think I give a fuck about MLK, the Holocaust, or 9/11?
I just want to have fun and die, I don't have time to feel bad about shit that happened in a different part of the world decades ago.
As you're reading this, you might think I sound like an asshole.
And that's why we do this pointless memorial, so we Don't seem like assholes.
"Boo hoo, people died horribly generations ago..."
Human fetus is a delicacy in China, and we're trying to suck their dick.
Fuck fake morals.

>another Xeno1 port
>another WW/TP PORT
>Takes of Xillia
>Sonic the Hedgehog: Adventure
>Codename fucking STEAM
>Xenoblade X, one of the largest Wii U games ignored
Where are my X boys?

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Announcing, releasing, it's all semantics.

>Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
based

Let it go. You do nothing but deteriorate by annually glorifying it.

>that time Capcom revealed Rashid on 9/11

Good times.

capcom revealed a muslim street fighter character on sep 11th

That's like telling the French to stop speaking French.
It's gonna take a lot of coordination to make that happen, not just a few.

>The Legend of Zelda HD Collection (WW/TP)

This is so fucking stupid it has to be real, it feels like a very Nintendo thing to do.

Everyone who cared already bought these things for the wiiU. Where the fuck are the console ports for the 3DS remasters!? (OoT/MM)

>all ports/remakes
>8 whole snes games

That's so shit I'd believe it.

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That’s stupid, they don’t theme directs unless it’s for a specific game

Codename Steam was great, I pre-ordered it.

>We Love Katamari REROLL
Nahhh bullshit. Why would they have done the original if they were going to do WLK?

Days before the release of DQ 11-S

People learn to speak French in France as a way of life.
9/11 is completely forced fear tactic, and not even a good one at that. It needs to be purged.

STEAM is fun once you get over the dreadful presentation (well, at least once they updated to game to make enemy turns faster).

this list is so disappointing i believe it
unless sunshine, 3D world, and Kid icarus get extra content, metroid and banjo are the only good things here

I know OP is full of shit
But just this once can it be true?
Please?

>No Overwatch
Goddammit

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I'm referring to how hard it is for an entire nation to break a tradition.

Ever Oasis was great you fuck.

Also, Nintendo probably have all those ports in store, but no way they're going to release that many on a single Direct. Specially big hitters like Mario Sunshine and 3D World.

>Tales of Xillia Collection (1 & 2)
Alright, lucky Switch owners. You get the best lisp.

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>no f-zero gx HD

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Is Pyra's game worth playing? I put a few hours into it near launch but it seemed kinda shitty. How long do I have to play until the combat gets more engaging?

Combat generally gets more interesting as you go along. Once you hit Uraya, its really picks up and you get more freedom to choose how you wanna kill things.

> I put a few hours into it near launch but it seemed kinda shitty

Launch version was pretty shitty because it was rushed. Most of the bullshit got fixed later.

> How long do I have to play until the combat gets more engaging?

Chapter 4, so probably 30+ hours, depending on how much you explore.

>game only gets good after 30 hours

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I put about 330 hours into the game total, so it's only a minor part of your game time.

But I do agree that the design decisions to lock everything up that much is retarded. The combat only gets really good once you have access to three Blades per character to combo properly + ability recharge food to not be reliant for auto attack to recharge your shit.

I remember when everyone told me FF13 got good 40 hours in. I played through the whole game. It never gets good.

>No F-Zero GX remake in HD
So glad this is fake because nobody would be retarded enough to remake a 3DS game that bombed in HD

Why the fuck would they /have/ to emulate the 360 games? Did they burn the source code to these games?

>The Legend of Zelda HD Collection (WW/TP)
>Metroid Prime Trilogy HD
>Kid Icarus Uprising HD
That alone would please me.

There is so much wrong with this statement that I will not even validate it with a proper response.

You retarded niggers need to let go.
gameinformer.com/2018/10/18/monolith-soft-says-a-xenoblade-chronicles-x-switch-port-would-be-too-expensive

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Sounds good. I’ll never forget this direct.

>Metroid Prime Trilogy HD
>Kid Icarus Uprising HD
>Ever Oasis HD
>Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
Uprising would suck without stylus controls but whatever, it's fake anyway.

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>Switch getting hashtagFE
holy shit, I thought everyone forgot about that game but I liked it more than persona

Burger are that petty, hell they can't even forget about Pearl Harbour and said it's karma when tsunami hit Japan several years ago

Emulation on CEMU works well enough, that's how played it earlier this year.

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>"classics reborn"
>none of the games getting ported are classics

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>No Overwatch

We already know It's coming dumbass. Nice fake leak though

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>Code Name Steam

This game was a massive fucking failure though. Why do you do this for free?

>a Nintendo Direct all about calling back to the GOOD OL' DAYS is scheduled on 9/11

They released Mario Maker 1 on 9/11. I don't think anybody cares too much.

>Remake XC1
>when it's already been redone once before
>when Monolith soft said no remakes/ports and only working on new things

Yeah, come on man. You got to try harder then this.

Right on my birthday, thanks Nintendo

There are people now that have no memories of 9/11 even happening so never forget doesn't really work on them

fake but fuck me Kid Icarus Uprising HD would make me nut

Uprising was damn near unplayable BECAUSE it required stylus controls. Motion controls on Switch would be objectively superior and make the game actually worth playing.

Never played Ever, but I heard great things about it.

As for STEAM, it has good ideas, but some baffling ones, like how in a 3d strategy game you can't see your enemies half of the time?, or how in a literature crossover your villians are generic lovecraft monsters and not Dracula, Ford or The Monster of Frankenstein?

>Super Mario 3D World Deluxe
It truly amazes me how retarded Nintendo is, that they still haven't made this game come to Switch yet.