Why do lesbian characters in video games make everything good?

Ingrid or Dorothea.

I want Dorothea to spank me

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Petra

Manuela has a stinky pussy.

Edelgard

Camilla is the best lesbian in all Fire Emblem.

>Edelgard killed millions just to tap that ass

Better lick it clean then

Rhea is just a freak in bed.

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Three second rule.

Dorothea hands down.

Shamir keeps it thick for Marianne to eat her out every night.

It has to be Shamir.

They just do

Ingrid.

I don't know. they just do user

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Leonne because she's a sexy tomboy.

Females who are playing Three Houses love fucking Dorothea.

Is the nose on right edited?

No. but she still looks good.

Hilda and Marianne

Nah Sony employs ugly people so they self insert pretty belligerently

Pink and Blue hairy pussies are adorable.

I've got a lesbo friend and I'm pretty sure she has an entire Dorothea folder already, so I think you are onto something

Tell me more.

Shamir

I'm gonna say Bernie because the carpet matches the drapes

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That’s not what I meant by “Mommy”

Does Bernie piss have the same color as the drapes. Does she piss like dog.

>I've got a lesbo friend

Is she cute, average or ugly?

>irl lesbian
guess

Cute, I'd say.

i wanted her at first but then Mercedes's voice actress won me over.

her dad probably made her piss like a dog when he locked her in the basement

Your hand is not your girlfriend Byleth

>lesbians

gross and cringe

>gays

cute and based

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about average, to be honest you would never really guess it by looking at her
she's also legit the biggest weeb degenerate I've ever met, which would also surprise you

What a deadbeat bastard he was to Bernie.

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which ones are actual lesbians and which ones are bisluts, the players doesnt count because player powers beat everything

It's good enough for me.

Every girl you can romance as fem Byleth can be romanced as male Byleth as well so, all of them

Catherine is totally a lesbian

I wasn't interested in this game but I'm now reconsidering.

I aldready said that the player doesnt count dummy

You forgot Dorothea even you can get Marianne and Hilda to hook up together.

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>playing Male Byleth on Black Eagle route
>no purest form of love
MISTAKES WERE MADE

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Yuricucks are worse than normal cucks.

>Lesbians take over the porn industry
>Lesbians take over art, music and cooking industry
>Lesbians take over modeling and make up industry
>Lesbians will soon take over the gaming industry.

Based.

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If you play as a girl you can chase after the other women!? I chose a man cuz I thought there'd be no other way to fuck Bernie's hairy nasty snatch and put a kid in her.

those lesbians in porn are not actually lesbians dude

Only anime lesbians are good desu

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This, woman are a passionless species in general.

But they are passionate in fucking other women that's what the species intended.

why can't real girls look and act like Bernie it's not fair

Shut up, Shamir

>two hot chicks being degenerate homophiles rather than spreading their genes

>Yurishit

>Better

Fuck off kike/tranie

Stop trying to turn us into cum heads

very low IQ post.

well for starters you'd have to tie your daughter to a chair until she pisses herself

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>those lesbians in porn are not actually lesbians dude

3/4 women who have done porn are consider lesbians user.

Wouldn't you do the same

Sharmir is a total cunny chaser she probably go after Bernie's sweet hairy pussy.

They don't, you're just a faggot with a bad fetish.

silly bernie that's not how you book

Yuri is the thinking ones fetish user.

>Lesbians will soon take over the gaming industry.

What a time to be alive.

Is that why all of those things are garbage? I think lesbians have already taken over vidya in that case

how the fuck does this neet become a mother how did they convince her

>They don't, you're just a faggot with a bad fetish.

My tastes>Your shit taste

It's a lower number than that but lesbian porn is too massively popular in the west and soon Japan.

Every game would be improved if it had cute lesbians

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I'm thankful Madoka mobage game is mildly successful.

Indeed.

It's quite successful over in Japan, basically reignited interest in Madoka in a big way.
Not quite as much in the EN version but hopefully enough to keep it afloat, some of the new girls are great (and one of them is a canon lesbian)

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What is your opinion on edgy yuri Yea Forums?
>tfw no murcielago game never ever

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So everyone who enjoys things you don't like is a jew or a tranny?
Girls can't fuck both guys and girls?
Are you genuinely retarded, or just copy pasting this in any thread that has lesbians in it?

I imagine with dickings

they do exist they're just indoors

aside from the lewd scenes, is this manga any good?

god i hate fags

Yes it's pretty and been running almost 15 years straight.

god hates you too buddy

God I love yuri

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Same here too user.

15 fucking years? impressive

t. actual cuck

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Statements like these are why you can only be virgin.

>just make the girls bisexual for the MC
>japs love your shit and western tumblr brats can spend a month talking about how the lesbian version is canon
>both buy your game
fire emblem is for retards

>Why do lesbian characters in video games make everything good?
It doesn't. That said, it usually makes a good experience better by being there.

Wasn't there a Soviet scientist that deduced that all women are lesbians? Some are bi but none are actually straight? I remember reading that somewhere.

>It doesn't.
Yes it does you faggot.

[citation needed]

Lesbians in vidya/anime only exist for /dykes getting dicked/ doujins

This right here. It's why shit like LiS and Gone Home are still shit despite having them and why Three Houses is better for having them. They can't make a bad game good but they will make a good game better.

True. Why are people pretending women in FE:TH are anything but bi?

>/dykes getting dicked/
Even doujin makers have done yuri/futa in the past. Dykes in anime are the supreme beings in general.

>Why do lesbian characters in video games make everything good?
Only when they are made by Japanese
Because they make them look NOTHING like RL 3D pigs

Because it's better than romancing all the girls in hetero wise.

Yuri actually makes anything better.

I want Dorothea to trib my ass until I cum.

Jesus Christ.

I hate Fire Emblem

does tribadism really work with asses

Yes it does, seeing two asses clacking each other making women cum easily.

Yuri is shit!

YURI IS SHIT!!!

Gas all /u/niggers!

Nothing personal, just lesbians and homosexuals are boring to me, they produce nothing for me.

>Nothing personal,heteros are boring to me
Fixed.

They are bisexual, in addition to rubbing vaginas they also like the cock, ridiculous fights.

>Soviet
you mean kike

Youre from /cm/ arent you?

Don't get mad just because I said it bores me, you are entitled to heterosexuals also bore you.

based

The cock is obsolete. Dykes trb or die that's it.

Not the other guy but I can only be interested in a romance plot of it's hetero. I guess it's biological or something

>lesbo
>making anything good
oxymoron

>you'll never be a cute lesbian

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>pic not related

>tumblr art poster
>lesbian loving cuck or feminist
Kill yourself
>>>/tumblr/

>I guess it's biological or something
that's not an excuse.

Only in western cuck shit games and low quality trash, degenerates.
Your dyke cuck trash will never be popular with anyone but SJWs.

manuela isn't a lesbian, she is just at the point where she would fuck a warm bowl of oatmeal if it gave her the slightest bit of attention

SJW's living rent free buddy.

>posts the worse example of gaming dykes ever
At least try to hide that you're not from tumblr

Dorothea tries to suck the dick of every dude that'll look at her she is not a lesbian.

Based

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only spics and third worlders like yuritrash, they're spreading their trash taste all over Yea Forums now that tumblr migrated here

they'll have cured aging in 30 years
age reversal will only be a matter of time after that
from there the sex stuff will be the easy part

>yurishitter
>playing mobagetrash
Checks out

>madoshitter
Every anime would be vastly improved if every girl was hetero.
Yuri is trash and so is your taste

Manuela just wants to get married and have children, all her character is about being a spinster.

Why you hate yuri so much. When did yuri hurt you so badly.

no he only hates fags and dykes

Yuri is trash no matter the subgenre

>knowing that is mobage
I think you might be a falseflagger, user

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Lesbian here.

Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to men: we needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what we traded for those things (or they just raped us).

But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And medical science has made procreative sex totally unnecessary; we can just buy the sperm (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly injected without getting within ten feet of a penis.

Women are naturally more attracted to other women. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men. And we know how to please each other like no man ever could. Lesbian sex can last for hours.

Every day more and more "straight" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of strong men act as our designated studs and the rest of you losers are eunuchs designated for manual labor exclusively. Deal with it.

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Then go discuss it in your shit taste containment board.

>no he only hates fags and dykes

God loves them and he loves you too.

>speedreader
She doesn't care about sex. She dates a lot of dudes because she has low self-esteem and thinks her beauty is her only good quality, so she desperately looks for someone who will spend their life with her before she hits the wall.

Good story.

t. yuricuckold

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I'm a guy, but I hope all women become lesbians. I hate men. I hate dicks.

I always laugh at this copypasta

It's a far, far more common fear for a lesbian to lose their partner to a man than it is for a man to lose their woman to a lesbian. It's a frustration that they complain about constantly

Imagine being a homo who likes dicks

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it makes it trash because yuri is shit, deal with it.

Based

>Even doujin makers have done yuri/futa in the past
Lol no, retard. Only sub human degenerate artists draw yuri.

>Dykes in anime are the supreme beings in general.
They're trash characters only third worlders and shit taste characters care for. Anyone with taste hates them in any form of media.

>Yuri actually makes anything better.
Worse
FTFY

>obsolete
dilate tranny, just because you cut yours off doesn't make it obsolete.

>character is bisexual
>/u/shitters act as if she only liked girls
There are literally no lesbians in FE 3H, kindly kill yourself, yurishitter

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Dorothea is a songstress, love Manuela and Petra because music is love to them.

Also Petra is canonically has a crush with Dorothea in the game.

>good lesbian romance
Doesn't exist, retard

Is that why you don't like bisexual girls? At any time you can change them for a cock, that's fear.

>There are literally no lesbians in FE 3H

Denial is the worst you can have.

Name 1 (one) girl with supports that I can't dick with my male Byleth

>Also Petra is canonically has a crush with Dorothea in the game.

Petra wants her to sing right.

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worst fire emblem ever, thanks for killing my favorite TRPG franchise with personashit.

Dorothea is just a 10/10 character. Requesting the image where she quotes gatekeeper-kun

Many games have (MC)sexual characters, the bigger test is if they can have a romantic relationship outside of the main character.

>boys are icky so I didn't do the supports

Dorothea falls in love with every single Black Eagle Male character in their respective A supports. She's even throwing herself at fucking Caspar.

We get it, Chad dumbed you for Stacy and now you life in an eternal state of cope having to make up bullshit about female preferences and society morals so your own insecurities and fears don't consume your day hours.

I do not hate trans people but trans lesbians stanning Edelgard and acting like the bi characters are man hating lesbians are super fucking annoying.

So she's a lesbian but can fall in love, marry and get fucked by a man?
Jesus Christ you /u/shitters prove to be more and more retarted each day

>Many games have (MC)sexual characters
so they aren't lesbians

Where the fuck are you hanging out that you see these people? I NEVER come in contact with these people and I use Twitter and Tumblr.

I always assumed all people are bi.

If they don't bone the byleth, and never realize they like the penis, and as a result never realize they aren't gay, they are gay.

Discord and twitter fan art links posted by people on discord. Protip: anyone who keyboard mashes afdlsjdfl;sj;dfjs; while talking about how pretty Edelgard and Female Byleth are is probably a trans lesbian and also a huge degenerate.

>this mental gymnastics

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Dorothea can fall in love with every single boy in the black eagles house, including Caspar who has no status and probably not much wealth either.

Rhea is a lesbian
>b-b-but mByleth
is a substitute for her mother. When they're together she closes her eyes and imagines her mom with a strap-on. He'll never be able to give her the milkies she craves.

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But Sera made Dragon Age Inquisition so much worse

Lol these two will never fuck will they?

>>b-b-but mByleth
You still didn't explain why you can romance her as a male.
There are no such things as "she's a lesbian but..." she either is or isn't.

She can be ignored and kicked out of the fucking castle tho

You sound like you're looking for things to get mad at. I've seen a LOT of 3H yuri and it's all been about the girls loving each other and has nothing to do with men.

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What is it about yuri that ignites such rampant shitposting in newfags? And don't try to tell me you're not, we all know this breed of shitposting wasn't here 9 years ago.

Some guys have this weird condition where, if they see any picture of two women, they imagine a male character just off screen, crying about his unloved peepee. And the male character is them.
That’s where the “cuck” meme comes from. They think everyone imagines that.

The Election and Gamergate in 2016 ruined Yea Forums.

It's two faceted.

>people stanning Edelgard and ignoring that she is psychotic because you can yuri her as fem byleth
>people acting like every girl in 3H is either a closetted lesbian or open lesbian (see: this thread)

>Lol these two will never fuck will they?

Apparently they did fuck.
imgur.com/a/uTxkEwN

Nigger we are here because we want to see pictures of girls fucking. I dunno where you got the idea any of want or believe all the 3H girls are dykes, but you probably got told to fuck off with your rampant shitposting and took it the wrong way.

The she isn't and never was a lesbian. I don't really understand the problem here.

I don't give a shit about what you /u/shitters do with your own girls, but telling blatant lies like acting as if any of these characters are lesbians when in reality there are no lesbians in the game is literal retardadion

What a bunch of weirdos. When I see two cute girls kissing, I like to imagine how it must feel to melt in that passion. I like to imagine myself as a girl for double the softness.

Do you even begin to understand how stupid you sound getting so angry over a non-issue

This is true. Their bodies are litteraly made for sex with men. It's why "lesbians" use fake dick. Their body craves it.

NO!
I must defend the honor of the videogame females!

this is really cute
sure wish i could read it

Probably a lot less stupid than every /u/shitter in this thread who post things like or this just to try to make their headcanon true

You're the one stupid enough to reply nigger. Enjoy your eternal assblasting over such a fucking nothing even you admit it's only in their heads.

Mama Mia

>i-i was just pretending to be retarded
lol

Because if the lesbians are hot girls then it's nice to imagine the two (or more) hot girls kissing each other or rubbing against each other while naked

>I dunno where you got the idea any of want or believe all the 3H girls are dykes

Most of'em are dykes. Bernie looks like a NEET dykes who hates her father so much that she only likes women.

>people acting like every girl in 3H is either a closetted lesbian or open lesbian (see: this thread)
I don't know what you're talking about. 99.99% of 3H yuri involves characters who are canonically into girls. Like, the closest you can get to this making sense is the surprising amount of HildaXMarrianne content, but at least they have an A support together which is somewhat uncommon with same-sex pairings.

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Damn it feels good to be a lesbian

This.

I mean...even if that’s true, it’s just saying men are replaceable.
Are fleshlights as good as the real thing? Maybe we don’t need each other after all.

More Hilda X Marriane pics please.

Fleshlights are alright if you boil them.

Marianne, Hilda, Lysithea, Ingrid, Petra, Manuela, Shamir, Catherine, Bernadetta are straight girls.

All others are bisexual.

Quick question y'all. I just made it to the BE timeskip. Once I'm done with this playthrough, my sights are set on a Church playthrough via GD. What do I need to know going in to avoid missing out on Hilda joining the party after I abandon fuckboy Claude?

>Marianne, Hilda, Lysithea, Ingrid, Petra, Manuela, Shamir, Catherine, Bernadetta are straight girls.

Not really, none of'em are bisexual. But you can pair with them to make a yuri relationship grow bigger.

HildaXMarianne is the best ending pair.

Chapter 12 after you make the choice.

In your imagination you can do whatever you want.

Is that really it? I was always under the impression that the 2nd in command would stay loyal unless you jump through hoops.

Is Hilda a fucking whore?

Flayn is also straight.

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>Shamir, Catherine
>Straight
lol

>Shamir, Catherine, Petra, Manuela
>straight
"Straight" is not synonymous with "not into femByleth"

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You can imagine that they are lesbians, if you like that, it's fine, but that's all to do.

I fought Catherine against Shamir and they didn't have special interaction. Where's this OTP coming from?

Leonie is also straight, although she is obsessed with your father's cock.

twitter.com/milfbuccellati/status/1165690018490224640

Lesbian love is pure, beautiful, based, and ultimately redpilled. Everyone likes it except gay men

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Rank them up together. They keep talking about how they love being partners, Catherine says she cares about Shamir almost as much as she cares about Lady Rhea, Shamir makes a joke about Catherine marrying her then Catherine gets super flustered and runs away.

Hilda isn't a second in command, she will just never join Black Eagles ever.

It comes from people who cannot believe that two women can only be friends, for them they are lesbians in their head.

>Ignoring their support conversations
>Ignoring that go on to travel the world together before settling down in Shamir's hometown.

You sound upset.

Oh, you silly girls. Yes it is true that sometimes, girls like other girls but they need men to teach them the error of their ways.
It is a fact that women are naturally submissive, as they should be, and need the guidance of a man to teach them right from wrong. Don't be angry though. It is the way of things.
Deep down, you really just want to be held in the arms of a man, who will sweep you off your feet like no woman can. Don't deny your nature, just submit to your true desires.

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She obviously said it has a metaphor or joke though. Shamir isn't a fish hunter

t. pic related

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That's why I don't tell her.

What's the actual line for lesbian sex? At what point does it stop being fingering and heavy petting and is considered sex? Is scissoring necessary for this?

>Is scissoring necessary for this?

scissoring is always necessary. if it doesn't work then use a double headed dildo as a caution.

The truth is that it doesn't matter, most of the porn material, rule 34, doujins, will be about how girls love the cock.

M Byleth x Dorothea.

e-hentai.org/g/1462254/9b1ca52fd0/

>yfw someone is making a Dorothea yuri doujin of her banging all the girls.

Based.

>implying awkwardly rubbing against each other is sex

Nice.

user...
They literally just fucked in the chapter that was released a few hours ago.

Most of the manga is already translated on Dynasty (all of it but this chapter which'll probably be uploaded within days), there's also an anime that came out recently that covers roughly the first half of the manga. It's very good, but it does have a decent amount of drama.

I'd count any kind of direct physical stimulation of the pussy or anus as sex, though honestly I think that as long as one party cums it probably qualifies.

>implying awkwardly rubbing against each other is sex

Looks like you haven't been taught well in science and biology.

>2D girls can't spread there genes with each other
He doesn't know

I would like to know more please.

The most sensitive part of the vagina is the clitoris, which doesn't require penetration.
Wasn't there some study somewhere showing that lesbians had the highest rate of orgasms among any group?

>implying masturbation is sex

Kiseki no Suki o Nokoshitai | I Want To Leave Behind a Miraculous Love

there are a few others if you are interested

Masturbating someone else is sex, yes.

Figured I'd ask here but why does Yea Forums hate El?

>Wants to kill the big bad dragon
>Needs to annex the kingdom and alliance so they can win
>They say "Nah. We prefer death."

Like what do want from her? She's trying to save the world

More people love Edelgard. Rhea is just a crazy bitch to everyone.

Fuck off Chamberlain

Based.

Drexel from Rekieta law, a literal Tyrone, pretty much said the same thing. Lesbianism is a repel spray for betas.

age-gap yuri is the best

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Fujos who picked BL/GD and think their routes are canon when Edelgard is the main character.

Lesbians are even more degenerate than fags. No wonder they beat their partners more.

This copypasta has been written by a man and it's so obvious in the way they use the words to describe women. It's cringey as fuck

>Lesbianism is a repel spray for betas and chads.
This.

>Lesbians are even more degenerate than fags.

Lesbians are the better route they know how to straightened their women out if she gets mean and bitter.

Shamir proposes to Catherine in their A support, in the Japanese version because lesbian marriage is common in dadga

>No wonder they beat their partners more.
if you actually looked into that statistic, most violence that lesbians report comes from their former male partners when they used to consider themselves bisexual. the abuse and other shit leads to them calling themselves exclusively lesbians, and the question for the statistic doesnt take into account their abuse isnt coming from a homosexual relationship.

I just wish I was a cute girl in love with another cute girl.

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Indeed, I can't think of a single game that couldn't be improved by including cute girls doing cute girls.

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Is it? Does a handjob count as sex?

How much of /u/faggotry is just porn addicts with autogynephilia

Who are these characters and what game are they from?
I consider myself fairly versed in these matters and I never saw these people.

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Yes

>Shamir proposes to Catherine in their A support
Sweet.

so if you beat women enough they become gay, duly noted for future use

>soviet
>scientist

its more that if men are shitty enough to women eventually their societal and biological programming comes undone and they understand how shitty men really are.

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>77 posters
This anti yurifag is probably the most assblasted fag to ever live.

anti yurifags are assblasted because their waifus are being fucked in every single tight hole by fictional women

Shamir is one sexy dyke

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is the anime as good as the manga

Both anime and manga are good.

>most violence that lesbians report comes from their former male partners when they used to consider themselves bisexual
[citation needed]

what did you expect from a autist who intentionally enters threads that is primarily about shit he doesn't like

It has pretty amazing direction (especially from Episode 6 on), especially for a studio's first project. Also Kana Hanazawa is fantastic here.
It's very faithful for around the first two thirds, but afterward it begins to skip a few things, mostly Shio's family's backstory, for the sake of time.

Just remember that Satou did nothing wrong

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thanks m8
check out this if you want some yuri impregnation [Mira] elf ~Tsuki no Mahou~ | Elf ~Magic of the Moon

Nevermind...
>Two-thirds of lesbian women (67.4%) reported having only female perpetrators of intimate partner violence.
cdc.gov/violenceprevention/pdf/nisvs_sofindings.pdf

, dilate please.

Mira is a godsend, thank you user.

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