Allow me to remind you of the recipe for the mirelurk cake.
1 bucket mirelurk meat 12 eggs, mixed up 1 loaf bread, stale and crumbled 1 bottle mayonnaise 1 branch scrub plant, dried and crushed 2 fists of Salt Oil (for pan)
Now, I understand that Bethesda's main consumer base are low-IQ simpletards, but can someone explain to me how a fucking RANDOM, SELF-EMPLOYED WASTELANDER is obtaining massive quantities of eggs (even though chickens are non-existent within DC), bread (even though farming wheat is impossible within pre-endgame DC), mayonnaise and fucking cooking oil. When I read the recipe note in Fallout 3 I nearly fucking shit my pants in anger and I punched my fucking wall. My Mom's pissed at me now because Todd Howard is a FUCKING FAGGOT.
If any of you low-IQ retards would like to explain this blatant and flamboyant disregard for lore, please state your claim now. I might read it.
nigga looks like a super mutant, and not the smart ones either
Nathan Lewis
it's old jars of mayo from the grocery store, sperg lord ;)
Cameron Harris
HEY EVERYBODY HAVE THE NEWS GET AROUND ABOUT A GUY NAMED BUTCHER PETE
Camden Rivera
>can someone explain to me how a fucking RANDOM, SELF-EMPLOYED WASTELANDER is obtaining massive quantities of eggs (even though chickens are non-existent within DC), bread (even though farming wheat is impossible within pre-endgame DC), mayonnaise and fucking cooking oil. from the Super-Duper Mart near Megaton obviously
you clearly don't understand the point of the Fallout series. Fallout is about crafting things, exploring an atmospheric wasteland, and the hella epic loot. Silly things like worldbuilding and realism are nothing to fret about. ;)
Ryan Davis
substitute mirelurk eggs, they're everywhere
Lucas Turner
uh this was written before the war stupid opinion discarded
Brody Foster
Vaults One of them could have chickens
Thomas Fisher
1 emu egg is equivalent to a dozen chicken eggs irl, just cant use it for a lot of things because it tastes vile
Ryder Hall
"Harvesting" mirelurk egg nests only nets you with mirelurk meat, not eggs.
NO IT WASN'T NO IT WASN'T NO IT WASN'T NO IT WASN'T AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No, you FOOL. Mirelurk egg nests only give you mirelurk MEAT. Deathclaw eggs cannot be found in Fallout 3, but I suppose they are technically present canonically. Even if that WERE the case, however, they would not need TWELVE(12) of them to fit the recipe. They would only need ONE. TWO AT MOST. Maybe they use vulture/crow eggs.
Can replace veggie oil with olive oil, instead of wheat, can use quinoa.
eggs can be replace by onions. Mayo can be replaced by Tarter sauce.
Salt should be easy to find.
Use sage.
Crabs should be easy to find.
Adrian Roberts
bread is like the most basic shit ever, provided they didn't forget how to agriculture mayo is just eggs for the cooking oil, they do like the chinese and use grease or some sewer shit.
Oliver Howard
Would quinoa be able to grow any different as opposed to wheat in inhospitable, irradiated soil?
Wyatt Mitchell
>onioins
I meant S O Y
Kevin Hernandez
>Peru >Nuked
Anything south of the equator is fine.
Brayden Foster
Wheat (or any crop) cannot be grown in DC due to the lack of pure water and the irradiated soil. It isn't until the basin is purified at the end when crops begin to crow.
you can substitute mayo with semen since they're basically the same thing
Thomas King
that's fair, but in that case, it begs the question: what the fuck did they eat until then?
Ayden Perez
I don't think that stands given the fact that your father in-game specifically states that nothing can grow until something is done about the water.
Easton King
They ate MOLERAT AND RADROACH AND SQUIRREL AND BRAHMIN AND YAO GUAI AND MIRELURK... but what do they eat? In order for these larger beasts to survive, they need smaller lifeforms. Food chain and such. How can they survive without GRASS? SATURATED ANIMAL FAT???? Um...HELLO? This whole thing is fucked.
Daniel Ward
am i the only one who thinks pancake mix smells like cum? i don't want to think i am
Lucas Barnes
Cum tastes like pancake mix.
Bentley Hernandez
gamers everyone
Adrian Sanders
Rivet city can grow fruit and vegetables with hydroponics, they'd probably be able to grow wheat
Colton Cruz
The only evidence that they've successfully grown healthy vegetables was a handful of fresh fruit and veggies laying on one of their lab tables. If they could successfully grow crops on a large scale (suitable enough to feed a moderately sized settlement) they would probably have farms on the top of the ship already.
Alexander Morgan
How the fuck do you how cum smells in the first place
Easton Lopez
s-shut up
Justin Cox
He probably masturbated before and smelled the cum fumes wafting through his nostrils.
Owen Cook
if you know what pic related smells like then you know what cum smells like, but how you didn't ask this dude how he knows what cum tastes like escapes me
If your cum is fuming you might want to change your diet.
Dominic Lewis
heteroman here with a live in gf. Let me explain to you how I know how cum smells.
-After a few years of dating her and I created a genius concept called, "the cum towel." Everytime she has to clean my jizz off of her, we use the same towel over and over again. When the ratio of fabric to cum tips in the opposite direction, that towel is then used as a spare to clean up whatever massive bullshit mess gets created at any point. Need to touch up some paint in the living room? Put the cum towel under neath the can. Did an entire jar of pasta sauce explode on the ground? Cum towel got you covered.
tl;dr cum towel is why i know how cum smells
Samuel Anderson
to be fair if you eat your cum out of someone it's notgay
Andrew Rogers
somehow this is worse than literally any other generic answer (such as I fap) that you could've given
If you can't grow food with water that means you can't eat because there's no food for veggies or animals so there's no meat and you can't drink water.
So everyone is dead.
Except everyone is not dead so nothing was nuked south of Ecuador.
Mason Brooks
How the hell did you guys go from Fallout Lore to arguing about cum?
