In 3/4 route

Depends for who. Caspar, Linhardt or Bernadetta have an easy life siding with the Empire for example.

What about our boy Ferdie?

Well his dad was a fuckhead that deserved to be stripped of his position.

i don't know why people praise this writing while shitting on new mystery, awakening and fates for its self-insert worship when 3 houses does that 10x worse.

Why?

He’s fat

Petra, Ferdie and anyone else you recruited is bad writing.

>instigates a coup that strips the emperor of all his power
>is known to be corrupt
>is the reason Edelgard was exiled from Adrestia in the first place
>is also a fat ugly bastard
Ferdie is a good boy but his dad is not.

In the game's idealistic point of view, Ferdinand is Edelgard's best friend and he's a the top of the Empire.
In a realistic situation, he would be hanged by the balls on public plaza with his father's corpse.

Heads up for post-timeskip recruitments. If the unit attacks you, you won't be able to persuade them. It happened to me with Ashe in GD. Before anyone asks, no I did not kill him, and had a B support with him.

Petra's VA is based
twitter.com/FayeMata/status/1165713798457544704

>in 3/4 routes
>I shit on you faggots because I care about you and because I hate seeing you all waste your lives.
>I care about my family, even though my father is an idiot.
>Sensei, can you please talk some sense into that boar?
>If I knew just how deep his hater boner for Empire was then perhaps I could have done something. Perhaps I could have saved him.
>I will kill Edelgard myself to have Dimitri's soul rest in peace.
>in one route in which you recruit him for a certain house
>HAHAHAHA This is what I wanted all along. To murder all of my friends.
>No. I dont' care about my dad.
>I killed my dad bruh, now I'm gonna kill you too because this retarded writing is trying to make me in Shitkumi, even though that's not my character.
Why was BE route so fucking shit? I'm glad I did it first because at least I was oblivious at how much it sucked compared to others.

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>Annette I saw a dwagon, it was scary. Church bad.

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There really should have been a better limit, like with Hilda, which students can join which house. Recruitment system is a mess. Felix's character was ooc as fuck in eagles and he just didn't belong there at all.

petra never has that much of a negative view on edelgard

What if I think Rhea is bad but that Edelgard was being a fucking idiot?

I ended up recruiting Felix for eagles because I ended up liking him too much in deer and even more in lions. I wish I never did. They absolutely raped his character there.

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>1/4 has Edelgard claiming she respects the faith of thers
>3/4 has monks and other believers of the faith being kicked out from the Empire, if not being killed off entirely, for simply holding onto their religion
I honestly hate the BE route because it feels like fanfiction. Dimitri doesn't even lose an eye in BE route. And Rhea acts like a cartoon villain, where in the other routes, she genuinely cares about her followers, to the point that she was willing to die for them, even the ones who don't even follow the faith.

Caspar just doesn’t really doubt his own actions and believes he’s a hero until the end
Bernie would rather be on the winning side so she can survive
Linhardt just doesn’t give a shit

On eagles, when you talk to him after the timeskip he tells you that he's fucked up and has become just as bad as the boar. He's just a weapon at that point and really trusts Byleth to be guiding him down the right path.

You have a decent opinion.

Edelgard did nothing wrong

But isn't that why people recruit characters and play different routes? I mean the player is the one choosing to recruit them even when it doesn't make sense, don't complain when you chose to go the fanfiction way.

What the fuck is Rhea's problem

>Dimitri doesn't even lose an eye in BE route.
Of all the things to complain about, that's the one thing that makes sense, Dimitri doesn't get punished in the BE route because Rhea fled to the holy kingdom so it's harder for slithers to slither there.

Finished all routes and Black Eagles were easily the best one of them.

Congrats. You are Seteth.

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Petra looks like she fucks white guys

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mommy issues as well as being triggered by Nemesis.

>another Edelgard thread
When was the last time a character made Yea Forums this butthurt?

petra claims claude as her husband in their a rank

>mediocre OST
>clunky/slow UI when compared to the 3DS entries
>poorly balanced
>battalions give you stat bonuses as well as a free hit on enemies where they can't counter back
>the monastery shit gets old quickly, and yet you are punished if you automate it
>shit graphics
>game is either piss easy or really hard, with most complaining that it's too easy
>hard mode will be added in a patch months after release
>only SIX (6) unique chapters between Blue Lions/Golden Deer/Silver Snow routes
>these chapters are only after the same twelve maps in the White Clouds portion
>uninspired maps
>overhyped writing/world building

Crazy person in a large position of power

She bangs Ignatz so maybe you’re right

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13%

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>Leonie
>you fucking faggot why did you join that bitch that is working with those who killed your father you cuck do you lick cock of those who killed your father that much?
>*recruit Leonie into eagles*
>yea, pretend I never said anything prior
Ok. Yes. You can kinda justify that she is staying just because she promised to Jeralt to look after you, but it's still so stupid to have her in eagles.

I don't think this one was that bad actually. He obviously thinks he's fucked up choosing BEagles and seems to be regretting it the entire route, then by the end of it he's looking for a place to die in obscurity in half of his epilogues.
It's just that Felix has always been too proud to go back on his decisions or explain what he's thinking, whether or not he's right.

Ingrid's the one that's really baffling. At least Edelgard's beliefs are in line with Sylvain's, even if her methods might not be.

Petra in the BEagle route ends up believing in Edelgard's vision for the future (meritocracy, gradual opening up to outside influence) and thus supports the Empire and is willing to enlist help from Brigid to do so. Politically, getting Brigid onto the winning side of the war would also increase its prestige and make it an equal to the mainland (which does happen on any route given that you do recruit Petra). Whether or not you think that's good writing depends on how you feel about Edelgard in the first place.

Edelgard makes it obvious that the only thing keeping her from going full Sieg Heil mode is (You)r dick/titties. Since (You) are around, she doesn't try to utilize the Dubsteppers like she does in the other routes, and she can't/isn't willing to try and frame Dimitri, thus he remains Unpunished and is King instead of being a prince on the run.

You know it was really fucked up when she lynched all of those stuffed dolls of Dedue all over the campus.
The fact she wasn't expelled over that is bullshit......

>Ok. Yes. You can kinda justify that she is staying just because she promised to Jeralt to look after you, but it's still so stupid to have her in eagles.

The actual reason she gives in-game is
>Jeralt didn't trust the church. I can't trust the church either.
>Maybe the church had him killed.

rhea loses her faith in humanity in that route because of byleth so it makes sense to me. byleth made his own monster out of her. she was already teetering on the insanity fringe and seeing her special boy/girl holding her mother's essence siding with the enemy was too much for her to take.

how is EN voice acting? I know JP didn't pull any punches in their quality VA
although i will admit bernie's VA is a tad too high pitched

Like I said, it's stupid. Especially considering her rant that she usually does when you decide to stick with Edelgard.

Would’ve taken a 3-4 month delay for IS to properly flesh out Crimson Flower to the same length of Azure Moon amd Verdant Wind desu. So jarring to have the most hyped of the three lords be the least available to play.

That route screams wasted potential

But you have to admit it was a great character moment when it was revealed that Dedue could have had her expelled for that, but chose not to.

edelgard is a douchebag
but literally everything rhea said made me think
>behead those who insult seiros
and catherine's chipper personality is ruined by her deus vult fanaticism

>mediocre OST
it's the 2nd best ost in the series

>Dimitri doesn't even lose an eye in BE route.
Dimitri was never falsely accused, imprisoned and tortured in BE route. BE route is still trash and pure fanfiction, but at least that thing isn't that odd considering the following.

Apparently every character has an age attached to them in the game's data... Sothis is listed as being 9 years old, for some reason. Likewise, Flayn and Seteth have entries for 17 and 26 respectively.

I've kinda assumed that Edelgard's route wasn't supposed to exist at all in the original plan and that they decided to add it later. I mean the game's theme song is basically about how she's unsaveable.

>They're STILL seething over her
Pathetic

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It probably has something to do with their physical body

is it bad that i think leonie's only failing is
>muh jeralt
what even is her endgame

Yeah, Dedue is such a bro.
Which just made this scene all the more tragic.

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you forgot
>by force if need be

Everyone is full retard on Edelgard's path.

becoming a top tier mercenary and making some money to support her village but eventually it just changes to being around (You) as you essentially become her new Jeralt

>imagine having a mental breakdown because some guy stole your mother's corpse, and 1000 years later the result of your research to bring back said mother stabs you with the corpse you willingly gave to her
This game brings me joy with all the possible scenarios.

If she doesn't pair up with anyone she just becomes the leader of a band of mercenaries just like Jeralt and an alcoholic, just like Jeralt.

>That one paralogue where Ingrid buys food for everyone and hands Dedue a bag of dogfood

surely devoting everything you care about or think about it to one person is a diagnosable condition

her reason makes perfect sense in either route
in Beagles she wants to be Edelgard's friend in order to attempt to forge a lasting peace
ultimately everyone just listens to sensei though

Would’ve left far too much of a bad taste in the playerbase mouth if the lord they promoted the hardest and clearly designed to stand out from the others wasn’t even playable so maybe. Still for how great 3H is it is a very clear letdown

the game was clearly rushed just look at how the time skip was so fucking badly written

>Her ending where Ignatz records her war crimes for future generations to look up to

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J E R A L T P A N T I E S

No one's perfect. She lived in a poor village without a purpose and Jeralt gave her one
Anyway its not like she even dedicates her life to following either (You) unless you marry her or Jeralt as she makes her own gang

>rushed
No, it's a fucking 3DS franchise switching to console. Obviously there's going to be lots of kinks. Kinks that will hopefully be ironed out by Three Apartments, the sequel.

Taking on Jeralt's debt. Alois you sly bastard.

I got Petra and Ashe's ending and thought it was really cute.

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>Obviously there's going to be lots of kinks.
Tell me about it, this game appeals to tomboy kinks, tsun kinks, mommy kinks, the list goes on and on.

the whole thing is badly written

Maybe it's supposed to be representative of their appearance, but I have a hard time believing that for Flayn or Sothis. Probably planned to use fake ages at some point instead of '???', or the data structure is set up in such a way that they needed to put in a placeholder number.

I wonder what if there's anything for their ages post-timeskip.

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The timeskip is so fucking weird.
They had the perfect set up for it a few chapters earlier where Byleth is trapped in another dimension. That should have been the timeskip, even if Byleth breaks out in 5 minutes, 5 years could have passed on the outside.
Instead you fall off a cliff and wake up 5 years later.

So Byleth survived without eating for 5 years.
Was his pants full of piss and shit when he woke up?

>dub
>based
lol

>Petra looks like she fucks white girls
Fixed.

Based. The Kingdom may be gone, but its spirit lives on.

Dunno what’s you describe the rest of the FE series then because it’s better than every previous one save for maybe FE4

>worn out with barely any power
>unbridled power
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS

>Dunno what’s you describe the rest of the FE series then
also badly written

>ash goes skinny dipping with that
not bad white boi

Man has a physical god inside of him m8. You’re thinking too hard

BE route felt half-assed in general, a lot of character motivations stop making sense. You're literally siding with the villain who dressed up like a Batman supervillain though so it's probably hard to reconcile it with every other route in the game.

Please enlighten us on what games you think are well written with your exquisite taste in vidya

>Was his pants full of piss and shit when he woke up?
I wonder if Seteth had to change Flayn's diaper while she was sleeping for a thousand years? Did she take big stinky poops while she was sleeping?

>They absolutely raped his character there.
>he acts completely different in Eagles
Edeltard please

That 9 year old Sothis thing is either a cheeky thing done by the modder/dataminer or it's supposed to be how long she's been awake inside Byleth. She's a ghost amnesiac so the fact that she's 1000+ years old doesn't matter, her current memory only goes back a few years (until right before she fucking fuses with you).

You obviously can't read judging by your response to what he said.

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do you mean jrpgs or just games in general

>Sothis finally starts getting her memories back
>OH SHIT LORE TIME
>nah bro this dubstep nigga trapped us in a darkness dimension and I have to die on a spiritual level to save us
it's not fair

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the point is she doesn't know the language well, having at accent doesn't mean you don't know the language

So how long till the contrarianism kicks in and we start mocking Claude for his complete pussification in non GD routes or Dimitri inane beyond all common sense revenge boner in these threads 24/7 like we do with Edelgard now?

You obviously like dick because you butt in into random comments
have a (you)

>Byleth, you are my...

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Both desu

I know that's a Jeb meme but the point of Claude's ending is that he doesn't care about countries and shit, he wants open borders and everyone to get along and stop using nationality as an excuse to kill.

Never. Kill yourself Edeltard. She's the villain. I think it is cool how the main heroine is also the main antagonist and you can side with the bad guy, but it doesn't change that reason for majority of characters siding with her is fucking dumb.

10/10

>hack my switch to play Maddening difficulty
>huh, some higher level enemies, not too bad
>even same-turn reinforcements aren't too bad since this isn't my first playthrough and divine pulse
>get to chapter 5
>OH GOD GILBERTS DEAD
>ALL THE ENEMIES ARE RUSHING ME
>HALF OF THEM HAVE GAMBITS, THE OTHER HALF DOUBLE ME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i think it's clear at this point the officer's academy is a 1000 year old sham
and literally only byleth makes people think straight
strictly if you aren't considering romance ofc

You just didn't love her hard enough. She's a goddess, she can come back even from super double death to be with you, as seen in her S-rank.

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She can literally unfuse from you at any time she just chooses not to unless you propose to her

Maddening will probably be meant for NG+

>yfw if it was the Ace combat universe he'd be firing off some V2's

I wonder if IS is laughing their ass off at just how much fans of each house are mimicking their lords

>she can come back even from super double death to be with you
Only as a ghost though, and she was always just fused with you so it's not a stretch. She still can't get her body back though. Until the DLC

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When (if) either of two appears in Smash.

Of course she did. Didn't you see (or smell) what happened during Tiki's thousand year nap? Manaketes always have those issues

Would siding with Edelgard have been better received if they were more blatantly an evil route rather than do evil shit but pretend it's justified

Playable Sothis doesn't sound right. She's the Goddess. Her being level 1 and doing 10 damage to a bandit is fucking stupid.

>implying you can have stinky poops when your diet consists of hastily shoved forget-me-not's down your throat

It’s a damn shame the FE fanbase in large cannot comprehend the idea of morality that isn’t black and white. People aren’t even playing all the routes just picking sides based on what they play first

Then she'll make very nice smelling poops in her diaper

Yes

She's just been brought to the physical world, she's still weak.

Her powers are still nerfed from being dead, she even says so. You wouldn't get her at level 1 either, by the time you would revive her it would be near the timeskip so she could be level 20+.
There are 3 possibilities for playable Sothis DLC
>flashback story to when she was alive
>Byleth summons her like a stand for battle, no one can see her and it's never addressed in the story
>entire route where you revive her (I hope it's this one)

>implying it should matter how much damage you do when you control time
or worse, picking sides based on pussy power
even before flame emperor does anything they blatantly said "im not okay with this guy doing this or that guy doing that"
hell even the Deth knight minds his own fucking business
so when they ask you to join them and you're like "sure" and they're like "hah i can tell you're lying" it's a wut moment because you dont even know what the fuck they want

>Hurrr Edelgard evil

I guess Claude is evil too considering he himself admits he shares the same endgoal and general ideals she does??

The point of disagreement is on the methods, which is understandable at least. Besides someone had to draw the short straw and push the plot forward and save us from 24/7 slitherer nonsense

Yes.

her 2 stat level up line has her say her body has limitations

I got the impression that she doesn't actually consider herself a goddess, that's just the narrative humans and her crazy daughter are both pushing. She was mortal enough to get murdered without much fuss after all.

>Byleth summons her like a stand for battle, no one can see her and it's never addressed in the story
I feel like it's gonna be this one, it's the lowest effort.

Bitch, he went and made Almyra great again before starting diplomatic talks.

Seeing that Fodland had nukes made him change really fast.

proof btw
youtu.be/PyEoIL4um8k?t=97
>this body has its limits
shes getting a body

>Sensei, I found a reason to fight.

Hitler wanted a united world of peace too. Just under German and with the undesirables removed.
End goals are nice and all but the ends don't always justify the means. Conquest for the sake of peace isn't justified.

Fuck you Yea Forums for making me read up on the intestinal functions of hybernating animals.
Anyway your sleeping loli dragon would likely wake up with a mass of dry, solid fecal matter that slowly accumulated in her digestive track, which she would proceed to shit out.
Before you ask no it doesn't have a strong scent.
Fuck you Yea Forums.

Really they should’ve either tightened the recruiting so that some characters don’t do such a target 180 in personality. The concept of the route itself is fine just clearly rushed

Same as Naga, then?
Heck, Naga even has the time powers as well.

>likening a muh actually 1000yrs old magical loli to a bear

>I'm more experienced than you

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Hitler also blamed all the problems of the world on a single ethnic race. Please tell me where this happens in BE.

The worst part of all this is Rhea herself admits in GD that the church in its current incarnation was a big mistake, this shouldn’t even be a point of contention!

>I guess Claude is evil too considering he himself admits he shares the same endgoal and general ideals she does??
You literally just explained why this doesn't hold up in your next sentence. The ends did not justify the means.

They have dicks Yea Forums craves after, so that makes them automatically immune.

I always got the impression that Sothis was from Naga and Tiki's tribe, she just got isekai'd to another world and crash landed like a comet.

Based retard unironically

So what you're saying is that she'd sleep all fine and stuff, but then when she wakes up, she'd just take a massive dump?

Literally the closest thing we have to the former.
Unless you can find an example of a living creature that hibernates and also defecates all over itself during hibernation.

she cute

more like i'm not going to compare a magical loli with the power to control time and never be strictly dead, to a bear

>Sothis was from Naga and Tiki's tribe, she just got isekai'd to another world
that's headcanon but I like it

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That would be dumb as fuck considering enemies would still be able to attack her and counterattack.

It’s implied she might be an alien so fuck it mite b cool

that said it would be nice if she was the proverbial foam finger
a cheeky reward for beating the game on the highest difficulty
although I doubt it would be as fun in a game about strategy and seeing YOUR favorite characters develop into great assets

My theory was that since Edelgard was the most shilled character pre-launch they were trying to pull a bait and switch in the same vain as Madoka where we are supposed to think Edelgard is altruistic and peaceful but is actually Hitler and thats why the Church route is the 'default route' for the Black Eagles. Since they didn't think very many would side with Edelgard they didn't fully flesh out her path.

>Byleth survived without eating for 5 years.
>Was his pants full of piss and shit when he woke up?
He's essentially a manakete, and they have slept centuries on end in the series before and have have lifespans spanning millenia.
A 5 year sleep is like a lunch nap.

>flashback story to when she was alive
Not likely, her current model is of her present appearance and in the past it was shown she looked different.
>Byleth summons her like a stand for battle, no one can see her and it's never addressed in the story
maybe but sounds dumb since enemies can see her
>entire route where you revive her (I hope it's this one)
this makes the most sense and also why it'd take them a year to develop

It's great. Faggots like this will say otherwise but they don't have any argument other than their unhealthy fetishization of the Japanese language.

It has already begun

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xenogears, devil may cry 3, stella glow, paper mario 2, sonic and the black knight

Yeah I suppose it makes no sense to compare something so beautiful and wondrous to a loli

More like she would just really feel the urge to run to the little girl's room fuck you by the way for making me type this.

>he played with English voices
Jesus Christ

Higo pico flower

>Please tell me where this happens in BE.
The crests are to blame

The biggest problem with this theory is the creststones being dragonhearts having no connection to classic manakete dragonstones.

So the continent is left at a total standstill politically, which likely means Edelgard is eventually canned for another slitherer puppet to advance their ultimate goal of eradicating the church.

People fail to comprehend the fact War was gonna start one way or the other. If that was gonna be the case. I’d rather have Edelgard having her worse impulses tempered by Byleth than a shadow cabal. BE’s ending while bullshit from a gameplay view most throughly deals with the issues plaguing Fodlan save for international relations

still you know what i really did
>OST plays in EN vocals on EN
>plays in JP vocals for JP
more games should have this

If you don't recruit Petra on GD she's a recurring boss and ends up guarding the throne room, she actually believes in Edgelard.

Fucking dumb that they force you to kill Ferdinand if he's not recruited though.

youtube.com/watch?v=Q2Pw6afF8_8
>fight former students on BE
>they all call you a monster for siding with the empire
youtube.com/watch?v=82Bkij9Vd6Q
>fight BE students on other routes
>they realize being with Edelgard was retarded and don't want to fight you
Really makes you think.

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I’ll give you

This is why I keep coming back to Yea Forums

She's a ghost you retard, the sword is literally made from her bones and Rhea was trying to get her soul to possess a new body

Hey you're really helping, don't be upset at having to type it out. Running to the little girls room out of desperation before having a huge accident in her panties is my fetish and this info is really helping

what in this fire emblem game even calls back to other fire emblem games?
sure you can say "its because its on a continent" but to have shit work by its own rulesets is weird when you try to figure is X or Y an entity that has shown up before in previous entries

>stella glow
Yeah about that

Imagine unironically thinking the sonic storybook games have a good plot and then comparing them to literally anything else.

I’ll give you Xenogears and DMC at least

Yeah there are some mechanical differences that kind of ruin my idea, but it'd be neat otherwise. I mean she looks so much like a manakete divine dragon, Rhea's dragon form could easily pass for a modern interpretation of one.

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>English voices
cringe

>Take her students away
>"Wow, Edelgard actually inspires her troops."

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>Do you remember Ferdinand, professor? He was our friend

it does though.

Awakening is better than this but Fates no fucking way. Have you forgotten stupid shit like Lilith being irrelevant until she dies for no reason at the end, also the DLC reveals she's actually your secret sister?

Otomefags and "muh dykes" waifushitters have already planted their flags. If Edelgard and Dimitri swapped places in the story I guarantee the reaction on Yea Forums would swap with them. People would be saying that Dimitri is a based Chad who does the necessary things that no one else was willing to do, while Edelgard is an emotionally unstable pussy who lets her desire for revenge cloud her judgement.

I love the amount of VA circlejerk this game is getting.
This was one of the best things about Overwatch.

>darkie wants open borders so he can exploit the resources of other nations

typical

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nice reading comprehension

Hitler wanted Germany controlling the rest of the world with unelected bureocracy.

Looking at the EU he kinda won.

The time travel was actually not awfully done but come the fuck on now user. Awakening had no fucking intrigue to its plot and has the most copout false choice endings in the series

>Later

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It feels so retarded that you can kill GD characters in the BL route simply because "muh chaotic battlefield, too hard to tell who is friend or foe". They should have had Claude act neutral and base the actions of his troops on your actions. If you wanted to engage them he would fight you, and if not then he would leave you alone or even fight with you.

He's Italian. Fodlan isn't full of third world shitholes that would drag down the standard of living.

>It turns out manaketes had stonehearts all along

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i am surprised everyone likes claude since he wants to turn the entire planet into 1 same color mocha baby

Too much effort prease understand

Ingrid's VA quoting crime statistics when?

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I don't even want to think about Fates anymore, just thinking about it pisses me off.

being reminded of Scarlet hurts.

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he's like the weakest part of his roster because
>muh plans and motives and ideals
though i found it pretty amusing just how close his prodding gets to flayn

And the fact outside of his route he is a neutral beta bitch who can’t keep his own kingdom in line and fucks off from the contention even in his own storyline.

Edelgard was right, mans had no skin in the game and wasn’t willing to go to the mat for Fodlan like her and Dimitri would

It has a proper story, a proper ending, and a proper villain. Fates had none of those.

here's your dragon loli bro

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>and a proper villain
Fates had a great villain in Azura, they just forgot the part where they let you kill her.

Lucina confronting her mother Robin, and proceeding to break down is the most kino FE scene prove me wrong.

i married the dragon loli tulpa
3d get fucked

>a super sekrit hidden entity that no one can see is somehow making everyone fight each other
has got to be the retardedest shit in the entire game
>non-specific parent talk is generic so characters are out of character so why even bother having these characters exist if you clearly didn't have the time to make them correct in a game where bonds are an important character aspect
>protagonist shoehorned into doing retarded things
what a blunder

Do you think Nemesis ever actually realized that he was basically contracted to kill god? Or do you think the Slithers told him 'yeah she's a fucking bitch just go and kill her already and we'll give you some sick loot'?

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I kinda wish there was an option to say "No, not really" to her.

I wasn’t arguing it against Fates, nobody will disagree Fates was hot garbage storywise. I’m comparing it to 3H

There wasn’t a fraction of the storyline discussion there is for 3H that there was for Fates or even awakening and I think that speaks volumes

Thanks I hate it
Something about Flayn is just off. She's not cute the way other dragon lolis are, and it's not just because she's a bit older.

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>It feels so retarded that you can kill GD characters in the BL route
It makes sense story wise because BL was Slithered hard.

>not being based Ferdinand’s friend

I just ended up saving him

He’s pretty selfish since only Almyra will benefit from the trade, Edelgard was right to say he doesn’t understand and respect Fodlan’s history.

Persian, actually.
His design is based of Achaemenid Persian archers.

Actually Robbin is Lucina's brother-in-law

Cherami Leigh saying "give me mommy milkies" when?

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I clicked this thinking it was going to be the drink on her boobs meme, I was not prepared.

My favorite is
>"shit, we can't have actual incest in this game and everyone wants to fuck the sibling, how do we get out of this?"
>"How about the side you decide to join because they're your biological family isn't even your biological family, defeating the purpose of your reason to join?"
>"Also you can fuck your cousin, that's much different then fucking your sibling and okay though"

>Edelgard will forever live rent free in most anons heads
Most based route if only for that desu.

He had no place in their autistic squabble though. Imagine if you decided to one day take a trip to your mother's homeland to see how it is and all of a sudden its two biggest forces are having personal fight between each other and they try to drag you in middle of it.

what is the japanese obsession with copping out
I heard even in that one show with the little sister who can't be this cute, she's literally only an inlaw IF you choose her

Fucking Camilla and Elise is more like incest than anything else though, even if you're not technically blood related. You grew up together believing you're siblings, that's what forms bonds and usually the aversion to sex.
The problem is they're too sexy/cute so that doesn't matter.

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>Edelgard gets Black Magic Crit + 10 when she is a weak mage
>Dimitri gets Seal Movement which is pretty fucking useless
>Claude gets Diamond Axe

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Decent for the most part. Really the only one I would say is BAD is mercedes. What the fuck were they actually thinking?

I still think the best part is
"Corrin you can't tell anyone about the bad guy or you'll die!"
"Are you sure, we're talking about him right now.."
"No see we're in the magic place where you can talk about him. I know! Convince everyone else to jump off this cliff and we should be fine."
"..."

His name is Lord [Quintessence]

>flayn
>not cute

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>You grew up together believing you're siblings, that's what forms bonds and usually the aversion to sex.
yeah okay, that's why top fetish statistics are about brother sister
well, at least they were last I checked for just NA

A burdened heart sinks into the ground
A veil falls away without a sound
Not day nor night, wrong nor right
For truth and peace you fight

Sing with me a song of silence and blood
The rain falls, but can't wash away the mud
Within my ancient heart dwells madness and pride
Can no one hear my cry

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He chose to inherit the Aliiance and became responsible for all the people in his. That’s on him regardless of circumstances.

I will give him that at least he gave up after rather minimum fighting compared to Dimitri whose stubbornness basically lead to Fhirdiad’s razing by a fully batshit Rhea

He got a massive early promotion to Prime Minister.

I'll repost this just for you, buddy.

>English dub
>Actors hardly act at all; most dialogue sounds like the actors are reading their scripts for the first time
>Actors aren't comfortable yelling unless it's a tragic/impactful moment
>Raphael don't sound tough, Ignatz sounds like he's 20+, Lorenz and Ferdinand sound like nerds instead of nobles, etc etc
>30+ year-old women trying to sound like little girls
>Devs forced to hire C-List actors since anyone with talent avoids anime dubs like the plague

>original Japanese voices
>not afraid to scream and be ridiculous when the scene calls for it, whether it's Lorenz' haughty laughs or Bernadetta's panicked screaming
>Devs have a much larger cast of much more talented VAs to work with
>Had the entire development cycle to work on voices, instead of being rushed for a same-day international release
>excellent acting and much larger voice variety

Claude never pretended he gave a shit for it, or it's politics. He wanted to end "muh racism" and prove that people of Fodlan aren't autists like Almyrians think they are. Guess how that turned out.

damn i wish claude had seal movement
>shoot some fucker and then canto the fuck out
sounds broke as fuck

>i know i heard mercedes from somewhere before
>she's Tsumugi and Sayaka from DR

that'd explain it

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3H has a better story and characters, it just lacks a proper villain (Arandel is the closest we get) that they'll probably add with DLC later.

every time Isee people shit on fates for having a "retarded protagonist" im reminded about how corrin is made to do the most ridiculous things

Fetishes are supposed to be about things that are out of the norm. There's a very real psychological phenomenon that forms between immediate family members that grow up together that dissuades incest. Cousins fucking is MUCH more common for that reason.

this just in, villains going
>KONO YARO, HORRRRRRRA
and women going
>KYYAAAAA
does not constitute good voice acting

Too bad Almyrans are just as bad if not worse. Congratulations he played himself . 5 and a half years down the drain

god that could have been so cool

Ingrid sounds stiff in some parts too, though it's never awful. With most of the bad voice acting it doesn't seem like it's just the dub. My example of this is Bernie. I do overall quite like her character but her squeals can be annoying in some of her dumber supports. I initially thought this was just the English actress overacting but the Japanese voice is even worse and more annoying. It's a shame how inconsistent they characterize her, she has some genuinely sweet supports and then you have her squealing for three minutes.

those are definitely the weakest parts of JP voice acting, but I think sothis' way of speaking is damn near perfect

isn't she more or less the same "age" as the others?

Azura is one of the worst characters in FE ever

Her solution to most things is "charge at them and kill them what could go wrong"

Remember her fucking "plan" to kill the guy at her concert

We don't know exactly how old Sothis is or if her kind of dragon ages at the same rate as manaketes across the series.

That's pretty much how I use Bernie
>get in
>encloser
>canto out

rhea as the ayatollah had me thinking i was going to have the option to go against her at some point, but i guess not

>it just lacks a proper villain
I actually think this is a good thing. I like that there is no "Yes, it was me that was responsible for literally everything wrong to ever happen ever" character. I feel things like Nemesis and the slithers could have been handled a lot better but I would much rather have them as they are then everyone just be a pawn to one villain only.

Jeralt is one of the worst-cast worst-directed characters in the English dub

In the Japanese version he's great even though they clearly wrote his character for another voice actor who died (he's 100% an Ishizuka Unsho)

was there any characters you took a different route then expected? i never really messed with fist characters my first playthrough, going Empire

>Muh Lady Rhea shota calls out claude for trying to push a shithole like Almyra
>he's actually taken back by this

To be fair killing someone via song is metal as fuck.

We don’t even know the full story on the slithers too, they might even be the proto humans who were fucked over unjustly by the goddess and are only trying to look out for themselves

well, we know flayn is at least 1000... i think she fits the bill

Arandel is clearly in that position but the way he's used is half-assed as fuck and like in the first two routes of Fates there isn't a real final boss in any of the routes.

>No one wonders if the woman with voluminous blue hair with magic singing powers that literally THE ENTIRE ARMY KNOWS is actually Azura

Nah man play GD. They are firmly in the wrong and the clearest villains in all of this

iirc she was trying to cleanse him not kill him

rhea's story in the gd route is that they're lizard people who made weapons from the bones and hearts of dragons, all because they wanted to kill god.
I kinda wanna play that rpg

Claude gets encloser. He's just usually better at outright killing things.
The actual seal mov skill is just -1 to mov.

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*ahm*
Time to bring up the peak writing that wins the award for most retarded dialouge in the entire Fates and best part is that it happens in Birthroute despite Birthright-niggers liking to pretend that their route isn't as badly as written as rest of Fates.
>Avatar: Then what's your plan? Destroy the fort on top of us? You know it's made out of an indestructible dragon, right?
>Iago: Well, of course! Why else do you think I chose this location to corner you? The dragon is even more indestructible than you can imagine...
>Avatar: What are you talking about? Everyone, look at the floor! It's...it's covered in some kind of acid!
>Iago: Bingo, Hoshidan prince/princess! Stomach acid, to be precise. You're about to be dinner for a dragon that hasn't eaten in a VERY long time!
>Azura: He's...he's reviving the dragon somehow! Avatar...I don't think this is mere illusion!
>Iago: Oh, it's real. Dip your toes in that acid, and you'll see just how real. Compliments of King Garon, of course. He's entrusted me with some rather fabulous new powers. Bwahaha!
>Azura: I should have known you wouldn't be capable of something like this on your own.
>Iago: Ooh...the blue-haired one is being MEAN to me! No matter. I can ignore a minor affront like that...since you're about to die and all.
>Azura: ...
>Avatar: Dragon or not, these walls can't hold us! Everyone, we just need to break through to the outside. Give me a hand! Hyaaah!
>Avatar: I...I can't make a dent...

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>at least 1000
That's the thing though, we don't know how much older than 1000 she is. She's older than Myrrh but younger than adult Tiki.

Were the other dragonlolis as thirsty as flayn?

Nowi wants a soccer team of kids with (You).

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>thinks Edelgard's route wasn't supposed to exist
The Japanese title references FOUR seasons. It was always going to be four. Edelgard's route was probably just the one they didn't have time to finish and got rushed.

Can someone explain Byleth's entire familial situation to me? The more I fucking think about it the more my head hurts.

Is Rhea supposed to be Byleth's mom, his aunt, or is it somehow both?

These tournies are a bit unfair.

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Nowi was also gang raped for hundreds of years before you rescue her

she's a fucking slanesshi witch

rhea injected sothis into rando baby
sothis is rhea's mom (and also dragon tulpa loli god)

mortal savants are actually just complete dogshit units

seteth describes her as being 'very young' around the war of heroes, so i imagine it's not much older than ~1100

>Change the character's skin color to lighter improve the look
Heh

>Avatar: Then what's your plan? Destroy the fort on top of us? You know it's made out of an indestructible dragon, right?
>Avatar: Dragon or not, these walls can't hold us! Everyone, we just need to break through to the outside. Give me a hand! Hyaaah!
>Avatar: I...I can't make a dent...
This will always crack me up. Jesus. They really didn't give a fuck when they were writing Fates.

Jeralt is the best voice in the entire dub. Fight me.

>[weapon] advanced tournament
>use an armor knight with rank E in that weapon and win every time

We don’t know anything from before the valley of torment though, and the way they talk they see humans as being basically animals. Their tech is way above everything else too so I’m inclined to believe they were the survivors of some horrific tragedy

Basically Rhea is Byleth's aunt, daughter and grandmother at the same time.

Will NG+ break the higher difficulties if you can just stick quick riposte on all your units for 500 renown at the start?

probably because they were focused on making an actual video game.

So who's gonna wind up being most popular of the students?

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Rhea's daughter was Byleth's mother.
Jeralt fucked Byl's mom (Jeralt having been given some of Rhea's blood in the past making him exceedingly long lived/immortal) and got her pregnant.
Rhea had the idea of using the baby to reincarnate Sothis, Rhea's mother.
It sort of worked, but Jeralt's wife died in the process and Byl was technically stillborn, but thanks to Sothis they survived without a heartbeat.
Jeralt felt guilty and angry over all this so he took Byleth and deserted, raising them with his mercenaries for X number of years until Alois found them again.

The lords are most popular

thats on the birthright route, user, there's no videogame to be found there.

>a bunch of vague platitudes that weebs use as a catch-all for every dub ever because they don't have any real arguments.
Yawn.

>Raphael don't sound tough, Ignatz sounds like he's 20+, Lorenz and Ferdinand sound like nerds instead of nobles, etc etc
Literally the only thing in that wall of nonsense that attempts to make a point about this specific dub. And it still doesn't work because you could say the same thing about the Jap voices multiple times over.
>Petra's speech is so broken she sounds legit retarded
>Edelgard's voice doesn't have half the conviction or authority of her English one
>Dorothea sounds like an old hag
>Felix lacks the edge of his English counterpart
>Ignatz sounds like such a faggot I had to double check to make sure his seiyuu wasn't a woman
>everything about Bernie's voice

>Rhea's daughter was Byleth's mother
nigga when is that explained

being a hopeful youth is much more different than being forced to do retarded shit because terrible writing

I love how he tried to play the "I'm almyran royalty" card only for Cyril to not give a squat.

I kinda liked the little shit after that.

Not to mention the main theme is literally about her.

birthright is more of a video game than the entirety of 3h

It took me until my second playthrough to realize you get a opportunity to heal units between matches.
Hard to say, once we get the true difficult mode though I plan to start clean anyway. NG+ is nice for doing other routes though.

She says she wants to rebuild the relationship between the Empire and Brigid for the benefit of Brigid. You paid 0 attention to best girl’s development, good job.

>Byleth is named after a king of hell
>the name has no significance whatsoever, symbolically or literally
>BUT HEY YOUR NICKNAME IS THE ASHEN DEMON SO IT'S COOL
I get japs like to have their 'woah so cool reference' names that don't mean anything but why would they choose something so obscure, it feels like a massive waste.

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>awakening 2.0
>more of a game then FE4 2.0

i know FE4 has shit gameplay too, but its more of a videogame then awakening.

>Parents died when they took part in our people's dumbass raids, the king didn't do shit for me why would I want to go back?

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On church. Rhea tried 12 times to create vessels for Sothis. I'm not sure if they were outright homunculi or she just snatched some babies to stick the stone in. Jeralt fucked one, Byleth was stillborn and the mother begged Rhea to take her stone and put it in Byleth.

What was it the same in the jap? It'd be so easy to just 'look for a way out' instead of 'break out' I don't know why they'd write it like that.

If only he was playable.
His growths were so shit I could never use him in any route.

Byleth is the son of Jeralt (who was injected with Rhea's blood) and an unnamed monk (who is a simulacrum created in an attempt to bring back Sothis).
Rhea injected Sothis (her mother) inside of Byleth, who himself is mostly just a simulacrum designed to house Sothis.

Imagine actually being a fatesnigger.

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Shittiest taste in the thread.

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she also says that she's being held under adrestian watch, and if she fucks up or tries to leave then brigid is gonna get smote

>implying muh nomadic tribal wilds gal isn't better as a sunkissed caramel strumpet

Typing this sentence even in jest should be a felony

Okay. While that does clear things up a bit, then what does that make Seteth and Flayn? His uncle and cousin?

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awakening is also more of a video game than both fe4 and 3h

I dunno, I've been using him fairly well.
He was kind of mediocre until he hit his master flying class, now he's doubling everything and is a monster in battle. Can't tank worth shit though.

birthright is still more challenging than 3H though, at least until the new difficulty

>this is just like my sims fetishes

Lords aside? Dorothea and Bernie

jesus, full metal stuff.
I was tempted to do church route, but it'd definitely be after bl.

in the sense that everyone is a child of god, yes. Uncle and cousin.

>Dimitri's last name and weapons are from ancient Briton mythology
>Shamir's homeland is the name of an Irish god
>Claude's supports mention a Zoroastrian festival
If they're gonna pick mythology for stuff I wish they'd use more than the names, especially when it's obscure shit.

>Nintendo Dream (Japan):
>1) Dimitri
>2) Claude
>3) Lysithea

Gook polls:
>>Female Characters
>1) Lysithea
>2) Edelgard
>3) Memedetta

>>Male Characters
>1) Dimitri
>2) Claude
>3) Ferdinand

>>Most hated Characters
>1) Edelgard
>2) Igntz
>3) Cyril

Leddit poll:
>pic-related is their most recent one

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I barely even know what to call Byleth and Rhea.
I guess you could just call Seteth his UncleSon and Flayn his CousinGrandaughter.

Don't play Jugdral games then.

You’re forgetting our polls

actually thinking on it, byleth is technically their ,mother and grandmother
i dno man

all the world building in 3h is surface level garbage. they picked those names because they thought they were cool, that's it.

It really isn't. And this is before we have two entire difficulties lined up to play still

welcome to JRPGs. Actually, welcome to RPGs. Like, physical role playing games.

I stand corrected.

How long is the game? I'm like 10h in and just got The Sword of The Creator.

Didn't Yea Forums get the same top 3 as leddit but with Marianne first, Lysithea second and Edelgard 3rd?

Any tips on her paralogue Foreign Sky? I got 90% done and got gangraped by the 3 reinforcements

And? She’s being held under their watch but she still wants to create good relations between the people of the empire of the people of Brigid. She’s a good girl and all she wanted to create a new generation of peace between the countries.

>throw ryoma paired with corrin at every enemy
>challenging

i mean you do the same thing in three houses but are you sure thats the hill you want to die on, more so since itll have a new difficulty that chances are, will be harder then awakening lunatic?

ah i see, your an VN gentleman just like myself, may you recommend me some good VN's to play? i really enjoyed your turn to die and am waiting for chapter 3.

you've got 30-40 more hours

>It doesn't perfectly imitate IRL mythology so it's shit!

jesus fucking christ come on man

holy fuck why does JP have such shit taste
I can safely say the character I have the second least attachment to is claude as a GD, but even then I still feel he has great exchanges with everyone
least affinity must be leonie because literally all she talks about is
>muh jeralt

Speedreaders do it in 40h, slowpokes at 75h. Also depends on the route.

Why did 90 people vote for a random soldier?

Her "creations" where people she shared her blood with and also imbued Sothis' heart into. High ranking people in the Church have extended lives due to Rhea giving her blood to them however.

thinking about it, i wonder who flayn's mom was. it's implied she died during the war of heroes, but never being mentioned as a saint makes me think she wasn't a child of the goddess

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him and his twin brother are based

The stupid thing about it wasn't that Corrin tried to break the walls. The retarded thing about was that Corrin tried to do that after Corrin himself literally said in very first sentence this:
>Avatar: Then what's your plan? Destroy the fort on top of us? You know it's made out of an indestructible dragon, right?
Then he proceeds to do this and wonder why it didn't work:
>Avatar: Dragon or not, these walls can't hold us! Everyone, we just need to break through to the outside. Give me a hand! Hyaaah!
>Avatar: I...I can't make a dent...

Imagine saying to someone that putting your hand in fire is bad because you will get burned. Then you proceed to put your hand on fire like an idiot and then you wonder why did you get burned. This was basically it.

Thank you. Hopefully I'll finish all three routes by the time Pokemon comes out.

Starting Edelgard's question, does Rhea go Shin Godzilla in this route too?

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Mine always did well as a brigand, merc into Wyvern.

>by the time Pokemon comes out.
oof

gatekeeper kun is more diligent and hard working than most of the cast. He owns up to his mistakes and actively tries to do his best despite his limitations, instead of relying on teachers op as fuck ways.

How so? They can't fight so I dont see the appeal

you said it yourself, they do nothing with it.

You kill her in both Edelgard and Rhea’s routes

>Ephraim and Eirika's weapons are named after a pair of siblings that fuck.
>Xander's weapon is named after their son
BIG THINK

>Birthright-niggers liking to pretend that their route isn't as badly as written as rest of Fates
How can they pretend that is true when it has this?

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>have aptitude
>given comically late into the game
what was IS thinking

Yea Forums had multiple polls but all of them basically had the same results with Dimitri on the top. So not that different from others.

Memes. Think about Crewcut memes in DMC pre-release.

some of the voices are really on point, sothis is S tier

Should I NG+ or use a new save file for starting a new route?
Using the statues and previous battalions seems to make the game too easy.

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Basically
If I remember the top boys were literally the entire cast of lions + Seteth
Let’s try again though just for fun
strawpoll.me/18546154

He's a meme in the English community because of his voice acting and unusually fleshed out personality for a background NPC. Not sure if the same applies to the japs.

>Playing BE
user...

Not so fast
I got 95 hours and Im on ch. 15, i do all my quests, paralogues, catch all my fish, train all my bros and waifus

I plan to play GD, BE, Church on Lunatic and then carry all that renown on to Blue Lions Madness mode.

Nah not challenging, just more challenging. I didn't realize it was such a controversial statement since it seems so obvious. Anyways I'm looking forward to the new difficulties and the maddening changes look fun for a NG+, I'll probably pick it up again then.

Plot convenient teleportation is in the majority of FEs including 3H, I don't see the problem.

to be fair the prologue missions were pretty good
>puzzles with victory determined by how well you use every unit's specific skillsets and abilities
same for those DLC scenarios like the beach battle for the dark falcon seals
the game as a whole though probably suffered from grinding+poorly scaling enemies, or the fact that the roster bloat in revelations and conquest meant there were some blatantly useless characters, or characters that would never be good

fuck off. Jeralt narrating the story/chapters is great and one of my favorite things in the game. I hope they do it again in the next game.

I also hope the next game is set in the same universe, in Dagda maybe.

I thought it was Femleth who was 3rd place in ND poll?

No I get it which is why I was wondering what the jap translation was and if it was equally retarded since it could easily be fixed

The hell is wrong with leddit?

I didn't kill her in Rhea's route.

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Very helpful for knowing when to be ready with a change for her, or maybe even prepping a diaper for her beforehand so she doesn't even have to get up right away

Mortal Savant enemies are dogshit because of their shitty bases. (Swordmasters where WAY more dangerous with the insane speed stat)
Now M.S Felix wrecks shit with the range 3 thoron, 10%+ black magic crit and 6 mov.

Because he's a monster.

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In irrelevant poll that was voted by people who didn't finish the game/didn't even play it.
In the poll of people who finished the game, Lysithea got the third place.

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user your recruit him super early in GD and BL

>dubshitter
my condolences

>catch-all for every dub actor
Because it's true for every dub actor. Copy-pasting the same argument for every character would be a waste of time.
>Petra--
You're trying to critique a language you don't even understand. Petra speaks without particles and conjugations. It's similar to speaking like "Hello, teacher... today... work very much!" in English. Japanese is a complicated language, and Petra's way of speaking is more believable than the dub's choice of attaching "ing" to every verb, as if that's a mistake a beginner would make.
>Edelgard-- Dorothea-- Felix--
You must be tone-deaf. I doubt I could convince you otherwise on any of these. This one's on you to figure out.
>Ignatz--
Sounds like a bitch in both languages, but I'll take "young bitch" over "adult-trying-to-sound-like-a-kid bitch" any day.
>Bernie--
Lacks emotion in her English voice. Whether you like subdued, boring ENG Bernie or ridiculously annoying JP Bernie is your choice, but JP Bernie is more fitting to the character.

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>That massive Ed drop
(lol

Why do Jeralt and Sothis have support points?

You haven't played Birthright. It goes beyond the typical villain teleportation. After Corrin and his army defeat Leo, he tells them they have no hope of winning unless they go see the Rainbow Sage. But they are already in Nohrian territory during an invasion so they can't just backtrack all the way to the Rainbow Sage's mountain. So Leo pulls a magic book and, I shit you not, the book has the power to teleport Corrin's ENTIRE ARMY directly to the Rainbow Sage. BUT WAIT THAT'S NOT ALL. IT WILL ALSO CONVENIENTLY TELEPORT THEM BACK TO WHERE THEY LEFT OFF SO THEY CAN CONTINUE INVADING NOHR.

I have never seen anything so stupid in a video game's plot, my jaw was on the fucking floor playing this part of the game.

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I dont understand. What kind of dialogue does he possibly have to warrant memes
Mine right now is just saying hes keeping a watch on everything
Oh wow make 100+ images of him saying that

Is he dare I say it /our guy/?

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>people who actually played the game don't like Edelgard as much
No wonder there are still people defending her on Yea Forums.

You are the one who has ended your own life by becoming a weeb.

>Ishizuka Unsho
I always forget his name, so whenever someone mentions him I have to Google him and remember he died.

Yeah, he would've been great as Jeralt. Damn shame.

>adult-trying-to-sound-like-a-kid bitch
I fucking hate that shit

Not all that surprising considering Crimson Flower was probably the least played route of the 4

>Ch 5
Weird, I always thought that you couldn't get him until you had Flayn. What level is he if you pick him up in ch5?

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Those Gook polls are pretty based. Replace Ferdinand with Lorenz and it's perfect.

H-how did Annette-chan get into this predicament?

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cope amerisharter

He's just a distinct NPC that stays by your side the entire game and has some goofy lines. That's all.

>tfw Fates is the only FE game to cater my maid fetish

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Oh yeah

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>mfw really like Blue Lions but they have the worst final boss

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Bump before lost in spam

>birthright faggots will ignore this when trying to defend it.

The Empire tries purge the Church's influence for the past few decades (Dubsettper influence.) It's also the most corrupt of the 3 powers.

>" to every verb, as if that's a mistake a beginner would make.
waiting, youing arenting supposeding toing being doinging thating

How would they know if they've finished it?

I literally didn’t like edelgard until I played BL and according to that poll it was the most played so I wonder what they meant by this

>can't beat the game on Normal mode
Maybe Yoshi's Crafted World is more your taste.

played GD so far and i mean i got him when my characters were around lv19
which I think is very late

atleast it looks cool.

but yeah the boss fight itself really easy, but thats par the course for the series, sadly.

If in literally every instance a mythology inspired name played out the situation of the mythology it's taken from media would be extremely fucking boring user

So did Deers first, now going to Lions. Everyone student in my GD run was pretty solid but I hear mixed things about some of the BLs, particularly Annette, Ashe and Ingrid. I had considered recruiting Dorothea along with Lysithea and Hilda at least, but I figured I'd give them a shot first. Would I want to keep them leveled for anything outside of paralogues and the post-timeskip reunion chapter?

>Even Dorothea acknowledges how much you talk to him

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user you can get him way earlier, like when your units are around lvl 7.

>meanwhile in his A support:
>“I hate every woman who sees me for my status and wish that they were all dead”

>can't comprehend English
You have to go back Jose

>I literally didn’t like edelgard until I played BL
Did you mean BE? Because I don't see why anyone would like her on BL when you're just getting fed Slitherer propaganda.

Dorothea is really just a great girl. She’ll be a standout for years to come

>Yuu took the initiative and slammed clams like a stacy

>lysithea leading the student popualrity by a good clip

well there's that

being a fucking menace and one shotting big scary bosses probably helps

>muh warp powder

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Easy fix for that, just Rainbow Sage's area an outrealm since Lilith does nearly the same thing for you in the prologue when you first visit your treehouse. It'd make sense too since the dragons created the outrealms and the sage is one of the most powerful.

He considers all of women to be trash in general, look at how many of his supports with them stop at B
It’s hilarious to see people who actually believe he thought shit like bernie’s retarded fan fiction was actually good. He just fucks with them gets bored and finds another chick

Use your house's students, the rng can't fuck all of them at once. Only recruit Caspar for BL. Then just pick a teacher to fill out your party of 12.

He’s just a friendly NPC soldier that you’re guaranteed to talk to a lot. Nothing complicated.

artist is benantoka, if anyone was wondering

There was also personal blog on Japanese biggest blog and they had personal poll as well that basically matched the taste like everywhere else.

Male characters voted by female Japanese users:
1. Dimitri
2. Felix
3. Claude
4. Lorentz
5. Sylvian

Female characters voted by male Japanese users:
1. Bernie
2. Lystithea
3. Shamia
4. Edelgard
5. Ingrid

She’s the most intriguing on the BL route, you learn so much about her. I played BE after and literally everything she says pre time skip resonates with something she acts on in the story either in BL or BE post timeskip. I think she makes an amazing villainesque character.

Annette is a great mage and I can't imagine anyone having issues with her. Just push her pure dark magic classes (while keeping faith up for the master class) and watch her nuke shit (but not as hard as Lysithea).
Ashe is a little weak but he's still a serviceable archer or knight. I only suggest pushing him into Brigand first to fix his bad str growths.
Ingrid is in a similar boat. Go Brigand > Pegasus Rider > Wyvern > Falcon with her, she should end up with great atk and spd and stupid high res.

>outrealm
Dude, that’s an even worse idea. And we haven’t even gotten into just how fucking awful they are yet.

Eventually you'll all come around to Dorothea being best girl

Even if it takes a while

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fuck my ass i knew i shouldve thrown more statues at him

I got 90 hours in and I just spoke to him for the first time a minute ago because of you autists
Ive only ever spoken to playable characters

Sylvain likes to get bitches hopes up they will get to marry him and attain noble status, wealth, crest baby,etc then dump them to crush their dreams. He gets off on it. Of course the dumb arse would have done this to a few geniune girls who actually liked him but he was too angry/hateful to see it.

Imagine unironically liking a thot

>your dad kills their king
>you become their new king
Caspar lucked out.

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>look at how many of his supports with them stop at B
I choose to interpret that as closer to all the girls he flirts with not being interested in her.
And also Manuela learning just how fucking easy he is.

Who should I have Petra marry? I really like her so I want to give her someone good. I cant think of any good guys for her.

Also can I have Shamir and Catherine get together? They just seem like a couple of lesbians to me.

Biggest chad in the game bar none

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>solon just warps out when you beat him
>FEmperor just warps out when you beat it
>lets just warp out
a small touch like a distraction bomb/crumbling exits would've done so much while being so simple, to not completely throw me out of the game

Oh, and some more advice, push Mercedes into dark magic classes too. Healer classes don't get a bonus to magic growth for some dumb reason, so it's better to go mage early game.

On the bright side, you aren't missing too much since you're going GD. He's more or less a poor man's Claude, and is most useful on BL.

>Do Black Eagles first
>Petra as an Assassin is one of my best units
>Do Golden Deer next
>Ignatz is a piece of complete shit in the same role
What did they mean by this?

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anyone who doesn't say the intended order is BL > BE > GD > Church has lost their mind

I mean just look at the ugly mint harry potter
Fucking nerd

Petra has a lot of great pairings. She is Ignatz’s best romantic support. She has a great S support. She’s also good with Hubert and Claude due to their supports and endings.

in all fairness
>literally even dorothea would agree with you

Edelgard just wanted to be Empress temporary (I think she said it in S-Rank with Byleth)
Who do you think is going to take over once she steps down?

Ignatz is just shit.

>caspar and lorenz share voice actor
>dorothea and shamir share voice actress

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GD is nice as a first pick because the Flame Emperor reveal isn't super obvious like it is in every other route.

Why would it be worse? It's consistent with the lore and is a call back to a previous set up.

I'm surprised that Yea Forums isn't hating on Dimitri yet considering that the reason why they glued themselves to him in the first place pre-release was because he was the most unpopular among 3. Common, Yea Forums. Where is you contrarianism again now that tables have turned?

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>Doing Church and GD that close to each other

Why the fuck would you do this to yourself. They have the most overlap by far

I really like his doujin with the yandere shortstack, even if she ended up looking less fertile after pregnancy.

Don't fall for the memes, Ignatz is legit probably the worst unit in the game.

Pretty sure Cath and Shamir don’t have an ending sorry.
As for Petra’s hookups, really just Caspar.

It’ll come back around eventually. It always does

>mfw trying to do the final level in CF without any warp cheese
Holy fuck those mechs are a fucking nightmare to deal with.

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Who cares.

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alternatively then
Blue Lion > Black Eagles > Golden Deer > wait for all of the DLC > Church

Soon.

Yea Forums's hatred for non-straight women overrides everything else.

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>playing GD route
>suddenly get Thyrsus
Man they really want you to be overpowered I guess

>made the queen very happy
What did they mean by this? Big cock?

in my route him on a horse was the X-factor that made lorenz, claude, hilda, or lys have just enough speed to double up enemies they couldn't otherwise
he fills some niche later on though because he hits like a wet noodle

Use gambits

>4. Lorentz
Based Nip women.

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Hrs better than Ashe 100%. At least he has a passive that’s alright

>yandere shortstack
There’s no way I’m gonna remember this thread happened unless you give me a Sadpanda link.

Why would they hate Caim-lite?

I expected to be like other yuri mangas, but Yuu ended up fucking the shit out of her. Begs to ask where did she learn all of that?

>Also can I have Shamir and Catherine get together?
twitter.com/milfbuccellati/status/1165690018490224640
close enough

Probably to prank your ass noo dad can't die what about my support points etc

Yea Forums's poll: strawpoll.me/18509600/r

Why do people keep trying to imply Hubert is a cuck when he’s blatantly not sexually interested in Edgy?

I'd rather have a keyslut than have to drag around Ignatz's useless ass.

We just talked about this last thread. Felix is one of the characters that makes the most sense to either stay with his faction or switch sides.

Because Yea Forums loves being contrarian above all else.

I guess the rng is a big factor on a 5 point difference.

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She just switches a couple of lines, like all the support convos that directly have to do with what faction you're currently in.

>lower strength, speed and def
yah, I'm thinking he's shit

He's worse in every stat except Luck and Res, two worthless ones.

It's a funny meme, I guess.

>5 points
15, don't forget the lower speed growth.
God those growths are so fucking bad, Jesus.
>Only growth above 50 is fucking luck.
How can anyone defend this boy?

Illegit poll
There’s no option for Dimitri or Linhardt.

>Sadpanda
No way Jose, take this.
panda.chaika.moe/archive/19797/

Petra also has higher skill growth in areas that allow her to go brigand to Wyvern knight allowing her to get amazing stats bonuses and skills. It is tremendously easy to make an amazing Petra.

>dad goes on a rant about how if something should happen to him, check his diary
dumbass writers

Okay fine, there's no shame in letting Ignatz be +12 damage for Raphael(8 if you don't want him fucking Raph's sister)

We are waiting to see who will get into Smash. Whoever gets in will be the one that Yea Forums will end up sperging out about the most.

What determines crest trigger rate?

>alot of circles calling him cocky and ugly
>blatantly keeps him self prim and proper
>upholds the virtues of chivalry and the noble obligation to their filthy serfdom
just goes to show alot of westerners don't understand what being a knight is all about

It is illegal to link any hentai site besides Sadpanda on Yea Forums. This is your last chance to link properly or face the consequences.

Petra as Assassin was a fucking jobber in my route. She had absolutely no STR. When I first advanced her she fucking shredded everything but then she just became a glorified dodge tank which Ingrid did better.

>There’s no option for Dimitri or Linhardt.
Pretty sure they're not females, brah

starting my Empire campaign after finishing Lions, any perfered people to steal before the timeskip? i love Lorenz but idk if Empire has someone better suited for Dark Knight

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Even though there is no contest because we all saw Kirbopher get fired for spoiling that Byleth is the winner.

Oh boy it’s the Rhea doing crazy shit because she can’t have her mommy is OOC retard again.

Petra is godlike as a Wyvern. Fixes her Str problem so she just becomes all around really good plus mounted.

Hubert is perfectly fine as dark knight. Grab characters that don't appear post timeskip like Manuela, Hanneman, Lorenz, Raphael, and Marriane.

>Pretty sure they're not females, brah
Don’t get wise on me, homo. You don’t have to be female to be dubbed best girl.

The doujin was Jewcob'd, so it isn't even on Sadpanda.

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Didn't make anyone dark knight in my BE run
I'd say get the usual Lysithea, maybe Felix since he ended up better than Petra who was already pretty good, Leonie is a good bow knight if your Bernie/Shamir turns to shit (also more bow knights are always good)

Ngl, I'm kinda surprised that Dimitri is liked by them. I thought that character like him would trigger bugmen way more than Edelgard. Especially because, unlike Edelgard, he is not a waifu and he is quite antagonistic and unlikable (by normie standards) in his own route for quite some time before he gets his shit together.

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What the heck does “Jewcob’d” mean?

Beagles have a problem of not having great candidates for some physical roles.
Ingrid is a good choice for a Peg Knight, since no one really fits that well.

I wish I bothered to spec someone into Wyvern, I had no idea how broken they were

Manuela auto sides with Edelgard despite her being a huge religious nut

can confirm sadpanda has no record of it
if i had to guess something related to fakku

>If Edelgard and Dimitri swapped places in the story I guarantee the reaction on Yea Forums would swap with them.
Dimitri with edelgard's shitty beliefs and storyline would be generic naive lord who doesnt know anything but wins anyway v13.0. Edelgard doing what dimitri does would be a hundred million blacked memes due to her having dedue.

Lysithea since shes the only outer class support edelgard has and felix because theres some kino lines vs his father dedue amd dimitri

>N-no, you're wrong because I say so!
A perfect example of the exact kind of non-arguments that every anti-dub post boils down to. You can't even admit that a SINGLE voice is better in English. When even weebs hate Bernie's jap voice, you still can't take the L and have to cop out with some nonsense about how her English voice "lacks emotion" (an indefensibly stupid statement, by the way) Your kind would argue that Japan has never, ever made a bad casting decision. Like I said, it's less about taste and more about the fetishization of Japanese.

>who is ferdinand von aegir

>Peg Knight
>Male

Not him but Dimitri is unironically more naïve than Edelgard

I missed his edgy phase when it finally passed out.

Gender locked classes were a mistake.
Locking darting blow behind a gender locked class was doubly so.

>candidates for physical roles

That Gilbert's face though.

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He’s a blond pretty boy pre-timeskip, dude. Why wouldn’t the fujos love him? Especially since their only alternative ain’t even really white.

Dmitri
>wants to kill empire fuckers
>that's it
>just let me kill
Edelgard
>the """villain"""
>except instead tries to pretend she's actually doing it for the greater good
>this is all justified totally
>you gotta believe me, I understand everything after hearing a one-sided story a while back

They're both almost completely naive.

You're underestimating just how wet a bad boy like that can make an otome's panties.

What do I use for a benchmark to see if my unit is falling behind stat wise

>For SOME physical roles

>casper is great at everything axe and fist related all the way up to and including war master
>ferdinand is a very good tank cavalier and perfectly suited for great knight
>petra is great at either assassin or wyvern lord

Nigga its literally just Pegasus knight that they're missing

I literally can’t get passed Anti-Edeltards. All villains believe they’re doing something correct.

long ago in a distant land, some fucking jew called jakob unleashed unspeakable copywright on exhentai and claimed everything by Wani to his own site Fakku. He also proceeded to delete everything incest, loli and shota to on his site including the Mega Milk comic, which has been became an iconic symbol of his site.. Now everything wani that is loli, shota or incest is completely unaccessible to the western audience, or well at least quite difficult to get translated.

My Byleth ends up weak as fuck in every route.
Please send help.

>Using Pegasus Knights
>Using flying units at all
>Not going full Rohan with all your units being Paladins/Dark Knight/Bow Knight
Just make sure to level them with another class for growth

>petra as wyvern lord
Dude why the fuck would I pass up Falcoknight?

damn I fucked up

Then why not call it “Fakku’d”? We all know what happened to the site, but not what the name of its admin was.

Having fun getting fucked by any sort of terrain?
Yeah, but you are probably going to want both an Assassin and a Wyvern Knight.
So you should pick up a spare.

She has bad res so why bother when she can still kill mages as a wyvern.

>Yeah, but you are probably going to want both an Assassin and a Wyvern Knight.
Why.

Because it was his direct fault and clearly this struggle has been going on for that long. It didn't happen suddenly either. There was drama, arguments were had, bad PR was said. You know, the type of shit that would make you brand the dude.

>using movelet physical classes unironically
hope you guys don't actually do this

Because Falcoknight is gender-locked and more sword-leaning

He still looks like a fucking egg with a wig, my dude

>fucked by any sort of terrain?
Actually there's more good terrain than bad. Fliers are hurt quite a bit by not having access to terrain bonuses after using Canto.