She is so hot

no fucking way that's real that's xblade retarded

Are her sabers taped together or something

buttons girl, 100% goodness and happy ;)

>a light saber nut cracker

Fuck the patriarchy.

as if darth maul wasnt retarded enough

This.

video games

wtf is this dumb sword design, why not just make something like the energy sword from halo
does it like fold or something? how do you hold this

He is the only good character in nu Star Wars

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That said he's one of the two best things the Phantom Menace had.

Problem is because this is in a trailer and would be a huge spoiler, its guaranteed to be some nonsense parallel world thing or the like. If it was true it wouldn't be in the trailer.

fpbp

Is that real?

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edit of that gundam beamsabering through its' own eyes with her when

Wtf is that trash?

>Shitty Jacen
I agree but it's a sign of how incompetent Disney is.

that's not poe dameron

fpbp

surely she is dual wielding and that's just a convenient way to carry the lightsabers

Nah it'll happen at the very end and then then immediately get cut short. They obviously don't have much footage to show, since this one's gonna be another turd.

>lmao 2 saber
but why

YOU UNDER ESTIMATE ME

wtf is that lightsaber
modern star wars is fucking retarded

KIDS ARE CRUEL JACK

Maybe it's a double saber that folds

>that lightsaber design
Yeah this movie will be a shitshow

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this is gonna be some force vision palpatine gives rey to 'show her the power of the dark side' or whatever before she hands him his final death

He is literally Lidl Han Solo

DP saber, nice

>Chopsticks Saber
God damn, and here I though Claymore Saber was bad. What's next, this?

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Is there any IP with a worse bad to good tier than SW? For all the actually decent stuff there is a fucking trillion shitty spinoffs, crappy video games and insipid books. You can't even really get autistically into the lore because its all very surface level stuff done far better in a bunch of other sci-fi

I don't think there is an IP that lives more strongly off of nostalgia harder than SW except potentially Pokemon

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>light chop sticks

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>implying lightsabers when LASER GUNS exist IN THE SAME UNIVERSE isnt stupid

So it's for penetrating both holes? Secret sith toilet technique?

Why is Dark Rey instantly more sexy?

but in that case why not unfold it first

the movie is a Kylo Ren redemption arc so theres no way its at the end

This is very clearly Reey and you're all getting bamboozled by Sheeev Palpaatine.

/thread

And I thought bootleg Vader's saber was bad.

hurr hurrr i cand heer u. im callin ur mom hurrrrrrr

Wait, the chopsticks saber isn't a meme?

>It's just a double sided but dumber
Why?
Everyone wants to fuck evil people.

>I don't think there is an IP that lives more strongly off of nostalgia harder than SW except potentially Pokemon
Look again at your reaction image.

I get that this type of saber is canon, but that doesn't make it any less retarded

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RED SUN

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Worse part is that its still less retarded then helicopter sabers

Ah she's adorable when she's mad.

what is the advantage of something like this over a regular-ass lightsaber?

A New Hope is better than Empire Strikes Back.
youtube.com/watch?v=W1937VEYguI

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